My mind moved: invisibility!

Then Yu Hanniu and I disappeared directly under the nose of the snake demon.

The snake demon was furious: "This is not Taoism! There are no spiritual fluctuations...... Again? Little whore, come out for me, hide your head and shrink your tail, what kind of man is it? You have the ability to come out! ”

Funny!

Brother, is this called a big husband who can bend and stretch?

I took Yuhan and tiptoed out of the room to the next bedroom.

I unfastened my pants and took them off to my ankles.

With a look of generosity, I closed my eyes, turned my head, and said, "Come on! ”

Yu Hanniu exclaimed, hurriedly covered her eyes, and her face was red: "Bastard, what are you doing?" When have you been playing hooliganism? ”

I teased: "Daughter-in-law, what's the matter, haven't we discussed it?" ”

Yu Han looked confused, a pair of beautiful eyes looked at me through his fingers, and asked, "What are you discussing?" ”

"I just used the code to send you a message in the blink of an eye, I said, we can escape the monk can't escape the temple, you give me a blink of an eye and say that you understand......"

Yuhan was speechless, and grabbed my ear: "Idiot! When I give you a wink, I'm asking you what you mean by winking. ”

Me: "What about the back, you wink at me very cooperatively, what's the swelling?" ”

Yu Han: "Of course, I also asked you what you mean by blinking." ”

I had black lines all over my head and said, "Daughter-in-law, time is pressing, there is only one way to subdue the snake demon now, and I can make her our super thug in the future." ”

Yu Han: "Then what are you doing in a daze, there is a way to use it quickly." ”

I was a little embarrassed: "Uh...... This...... Here's how it works...... Ghost Concubine Contract ......"

Yu Han gritted his teeth: "Huang Quan, I don't think you are the reincarnation of the demon god, you bastard is the reincarnation of a pervert, you are so angry with me, even the monster will not let go!" ”

Me: "Well, forget it, let's get away with the first talk first." Call Xiaomeng as soon as she goes out and ask her not to come back. ”

I took Yuhan's hand, opened the bedroom door and rushed out.

Yes......

Yes......

Yu Hanniu and I exclaimed in unison.

What's more, outside the bedroom door, it turned into an abyss! An abyss like a cliff!

Looking down, there is no bottom, and the limit of the gaze is cloudy.

Hallucination! Hallucination! It must be a hallucination! Outside the door is clearly the living room, this is our home, how can it be an abyss.

I took a deep breath and took a step forward......

Ouch, I'll go, the frightened old man quickly withdrew his foot.

It's so empty!

Where it should have been a floor, it was empty. Luckily, Yuhan pulled me, otherwise I would have fallen.

What's going on?

Ghosts can hit walls, and demons can do illusions. Theoretically, this should be illusion.

I used the yin and yang eyes for the first time, plus my eyes were originally different from ordinary people when they were struck by lightning, and I could see a lot of demons and monsters, and I could see through the truth and falsehood. However, at this moment, even if I stared at me like a cow, I still couldn't see anything.

Outside the door, there is an abyss!

I didn't give up, so I pulled up a stool next to me and threw it straight outside.

Sou......

The stool kept falling and falling for a full twenty seconds, and there was no sound.

The numb one, I can't get out!

This snake demon is much more powerful than I thought. She has been dreaming for a hundred years, looking for immortals in her dreams, and learning immortal arts. If I want to break her immortal art, I'm still too tender.

The basilisk hadn't spotted us, but it was clear that they had already determined our location.

Yu Han was entangled for a while, and said with red eyes: "Forget it, you ...... You use that ghost concubine contract. ”

Me: "Okay! The daughter-in-law knelt down. ”

Yuhan: "Huh? ”

Me: "Quick, it's too late to explain, just listen to me." ”

Yuhan hesitated, half-kneeling and half-squatting in front of me.

The delicate little face is at the level of my crotch, just right.

I ripped my pants off.

Yuhan probably never imagined that I was this kind of person, and I would take off my pants without saying a word, which is too ...... Perverted......

She was dumbfounded, staring at my shaking Dingding, and her mouth was slightly small in fright, and her brain was probably blank.

I grabbed her head in both hands and pulled it forward.

Yuhan finally reacted, ashamed and afraid, her face was discolored, she couldn't dodge, and the distance between us became minus eighteen centimeters.

Not...... Vomit...... Vomit...... Phew......

Yu Han pushed me away desperately, retching non-stop, she hit me twice on the leg with her small fist, her brows were furrowed, her pretty face was shy, and she lowered her voice and said: "Dead pervert, when is it, you still have the heart to do such a thing?" ”

I frowned: "Daughter-in-law, what does the ghost concubine contract need from me...... Don't stare at me, it's not that I'm not serious, it's the book I studied, it's not serious. If you don't believe me, I'll show you ......"

Yuhan gritted his teeth: "Then you tell me, when you come up, you will stuff it in, and it will be stuffed so deeply, do you know that it will immediately reach your lungs?" ”

I lifted my pants in frustration.

Yu Hanmei was stunned: "What are you doing?" ”

Me: "Daughter-in-law, don't you want to help me with that?" ”

Yu Han gave me a blank look: "I don't want to, but I don't want to die either." Don't talk nonsense, get out of here! Don't touch me, it's too rude, I don't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, I'll help you get it myself. ”

I smiled wryly: "Daughter-in-law, don't get it." Stealth only lasted five minutes, and now four minutes have passed. There's still a minute, and I can't figure it out. ”

Yu Han: "Then let's just wait for death?" ”

I asked with a bitter face, "Actually, you don't have to wait for death." We can take the initiative and jump straight from here. I used to have a dream, dreaming of a kind of popping method falling from the sky, looking at this cliff is quite high, if it falls it will take ten minutes, the last ten minutes, we can still have fun. ”

Yuhan glanced at me again, pursed his lips, squatted on the ground and thought about his thoughts, and his eyes suddenly turned red.

She hugged her knees, raised her head, tears in her eyes, and asked, "Huang Quan, after we die, will we become ghosts?" ”

Me: "I guess so." ”

Yuhan asked pitifully: "Then after you become a ghost, if I don't let you touch me, will you continue to pick up girls?" ”

Me: "......"

Yu Han pursed his lips and scolded: "Huang Quan, you are a fool. ”

Me: "......"

Yuhan: "Hey! Why don't you understand what's going on in a girl's heart? You're an elm pimple. ”

“……”

I get it! I know so much!

A long, long time ago, I knew that Yuhan liked me. But I never touched her, and that's respect. What does rain and cold mean? Don't want me to respect her? Do you want me to tease her every day, play hooligans in front of her, harass her, and do my tricks?

Well, if that's the case, then I really don't understand a girl's heart.

Forget it, what are you talking about now? It's all about to be killed by the snake demon.

I don't know how the snake demon is going to kill me, but in Jiuguniang Mountain, I have teased her so many times and grabbed her breasts so many times, I guess she will definitely get rid of me as a eunuch this time.

Paralyzed, I won't be so sad, master......