Chapter 259: Hahaha
Hahahahaha......
A series of ha's ha's was not enough to express the excitement in my heart at this time.
Little girl, make you scream?
Now you understand what it means to have more help for the righteous and less help for the unjust, right?
Master, I have the right time, place and people, and you can lie down and enjoy it for me today.
I stripped Jiang Yuhan of the clothes off his body in minutes.
Jiang Yuhan frowned, choked back tears, and said timidly: "Huang Quan, can you go take a bath first?" ”
Me: "Just washed." ”
Jiang Yuhan: "That...... So I'm going to take a shower? ”
Me: "Hehe, daughter-in-law, you don't have to make excuses, you are in a catastrophe today, accept your fate." ”
Jiang Yuhan: "Woo woo...... I didn't even forgive you, you bastard. You can't do this. ”
Me: "Your father's original words, there is no misunderstanding between husband and wife that cannot be solved with one shot." If there is, then two shots. ”
Jiang Yuhan gritted his teeth: "Ahhh......h Am I still biological......"
Me: "Daughter-in-law, be nice, my brother doesn't want to be too domineering, and his legs are apart." ”
"Don't ......"
My eyes widened: "Separate?" ”
Jiang Yuhan pouted: "People's ...... People don't want this position...... You...... You let me lie down...... You're ...... above."
I can't help but sigh, ginger is still old and spicy!
If Jiang Wenchuan had passed on this experience to me early on, there would have been so many things between me and Jiang Yuhan?
I turned Yu Hanniu over, let her lie on the bed, carried her two legs, and came to the city.
What does the happiest couple look like?
Get the blessing of your parents, love each other, and will not be delayed by trivial things such as firewood, rice, oil and salt.
Jiang Yuhan and I are like that.
Jiang Wenchuan acquiesced to me as his son-in-law, and he was even more anxious than me to cook the raw rice into rice. I like Yuhan, and Yuhan likes me. Her family is not as good as Ma Yun or Ma Huateng, but a little money is deducted from between her teeth, which is enough to worry about food and clothing, live in a villa, and drive a luxury car.
Everything, although it is not natural, is definitely called deep love.
I will not allow anyone to disturb today's good work.
I pulled out my phone and turned it off. It's done, today you can finally indulge unscrupulously and rain and cold.
But God is definitely playing with me.
In the face of the lonely beauty, I resisted Japan for half an hour, and Ni Shang suddenly appeared and kicked Lao Tzu in. When I met Linglong, I was so beastly that I turned it over and went over for an hour or two, only to suddenly find out that it was my aunt.
Lao Tzu has only had that kind of thing with two girls in total, but both of them can't be slammed.
Now, the stunner on the bed jade ~ body is my daughter-in-law, I am ready to go, and there is a moth again.
The door was kicked open!
I went to its third uncle and grandmother's, and the master also turned off his mobile phone, who broke into the house directly.
Little Moe? Jiu'er?
Lao Tzu doesn't care, I made up my mind, even if Xiaomeng and Jiu'er are watching the play next to me, today I will cook rice with Yuhan raw rice.
However, when I looked back, I almost wilted.
Paralyzing!
It's a woman. We won't describe the upper body, because everyone knows each other.
Snake spirit!
It's the snake spirit on Jiuguniang Mountain!
The lower half of the body is no longer a snake, but two long legs at this moment. The aesthetics of this snake spirit are really not covered, the legs are just long, and they are so straight! It's just straight, it's still so white! It's just white, it's still so smooth and delicate.
Not to mention anything else, these two long legs alone are enough for a lifetime of play.
The figure is really good!
Throughout the ages, among the supernatural legends and demons, the three kinds of girls are the most unbearable. One is the vixen, a smile is full of charm, the most charming. One is the snake spirit, which simply exists to turn sentient beings upside down, especially when walking, the small waist, twisting and twisting, it is estimated that he is sitting on a man and twisting, and he can last for half an hour, but he will lose his armor after two strokes. The third type is the witch. As the saying goes, angel face, devil body. The witch in the demon world, that is definitely the top figure can kill people......
I shook my hand and slapped myself in the face, when was it, still thinking about these filthy things.
I got up from Jiang Yuhan, jumped out of bed, protected Yuhan behind me, and looked at the snake demon cautiously: "There is a debtor who is wronged, let her go, let's settle the account." ”
The snake demon's teeth creaked, and she was about to become a nervous disorder, otherwise she wouldn't laugh for a while and grit her teeth for a while: "Hehehe...... Boy, I can't think of it! Hehehehehehehe...... I didn't think we'd be able to see each other so soon...... Six hundred years of Taoism, you can't imagine that I will reach it so quickly! Hehehe...... Today, I must chew you little by little and swallow it in my stomach! If I don't drink your blood and eat your flesh, I can't solve the hatred in my heart! ”
I said, "Yuhan, I'll try to stop her, you go first." ”
Jiang Yuhan didn't leave, jumped off the bed, but pulled me behind her, and shouted at the snake demon: "Hey! Who are you? ”
The snake demon: "Little girl, you get out of the way, otherwise, you will die today!" ”
Jiang Yuhan: "Hmph! What is there to fear from dying? I was almost insulted by him just now, and I don't have the heart to live anyway. If you want to kill, kill me first. ”
The snake demon was stunned: "This lewd thief insults you, don't you hate him?" ”
Jiang Yuhan: "Of course I hate it!" Hate to death! ”
The basilisk asked, "If you hate it, then why do you want to protect him?" ”
"Oops, why are you talking so much nonsense? Come and eat me. Jiang Yuhan stepped on me quietly and whispered: "Idiot, run, I can't run away, you have a chance." ”
I was a little funny, but more than that, I was moved.
Yuhan sometimes says a set of truths, but sometimes he is confused, which is very cute.
For example, today, in the face of a snake demon who has been practicing Taoism for six hundred years, and it is a snake demon who has been dreaming for a hundred years, seeking immortals in his dreams, getting guidance from immortals, and learning immortal arts, this kind of monster is probably stronger than ordinary monsters who have been practicing Taoism for seven or eight hundred years.
Yu Han lowered his voice and said something, how could he hide it from the snake demon?
You can't speak, it's just a blink of an eye......
Just like me.
I winked at Jiang Yuhan. I believe that my daughter-in-law has a close relationship with me and can absolutely understand it.
Yuhan was stunned for a while, and sure enough, there was a response, and she also winked at me.
I then passed the message in the blink of an eye: "Daughter-in-law, if you can escape, the monk can't escape the temple, the snake demon has already discovered our family, I'm afraid there is no way to escape today." It seems that there is only one way. ”
Yu Han blinked: "Do you want to use the ghost concubine contract?" ”
I blinked: "Oh, my daughter-in-law is really ice and snow smart." ”
Yu Han blinked: "How can I help you?" ”
I blinked: "The ghost concubine contract, one of the most important things, is my essence." I can be incognito for five minutes, and then I'll take you invisible for five minutes, and you can do everything you can to help me get out. Life and death, in one fell swoop! ”
Yu Han blinked: "Okay, my little tongue is very soft and tender, let's start!" ”
The snake demon roared: "Hey! Do you two have eye problems? What do you do in the blink of an eye? Can you respect me? I'm a demon, I'm here to kill you, okay? ”
I took Yuhan's little hand and smiled coquettishly at the snake demon: "Little white snake, see you later......"