Four hundred and sixty-eight, the road is long
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It's really rampant, the monkey nodded silently, this has to be written down, and it will have to be used when pretending to be forced in the future, thinking that I am pretending to be forced to go back and forth to the present, what "don't you know who you're facing" "I like to see people's desperate expressions" and the like are used a lot, and it doesn't mean anything, and now the thesaurus has finally been expanded, this is good!
"Please look up at me."
The monkey master with his head down put down his pen and whistled: "The guy who asked me to tilt my head last time was broken by me, are you sure?" ”
"Isn't that basic courtesy?"
The prince-like handsome guy held his arms and stood there with Yushu in the wind, looking very outstanding, with a kind of domineering and momentum of the male protagonist of a novel, and in comparison, the monkey master is a little minion who exists to set off his great light, which is inconspicuous.
Because His Royal Highness the Prince is personally driving, there are many girls and children outside the class who are looking forward to something happening with a fan face, and what is more nervous than them is the law enforcement team and the inspection team, they don't know how to deal with the current scene, the only way is to kill that guy before he angers the Great Demon King, but if he kills it directly, who knows if it will anger the Great Demon King even more......
They had already informed the interim head of the situation, the captain of Tana's Royal Knight Guard, the nineteen-year-old girl with a cold and noble face.
After she knew about the situation, the first thing she did was not to find a way, but hurriedly brought her mobile phone and quietly came to the scene to record the whole process.
Although there were many people who recorded the video at the scene, most of them were filming the prince, and she was the only one who was staring at the monkey master. She had seen the power of the monkey master before, and after all these years, she had been longing to see that power that was above all things again.
As a soldier, she didn't care whether a weak guy was dead or alive, she wanted to see the strength of His Royal Highness, and she had waited a long time for this day.
In fact, many times, the two of them did not do it because of any grudge, but because the enthusiasm of the onlookers ignited the fire in their chests. Especially when most of the onlookers are beautiful girls, it is simply an accelerant for the flame, and the sky can be set on fire in minutes.
So His Royal Highness the Prince, who saw the monkey master for the first time today, hated this guy for no reason to the point that his teeth itched, not why, or because of the girls around him who had high expectations for him.
This world looks at the face is really true, although those who know the monkey master and those who know the monkey master know that this guy is a super pervert, and he is definitely the kind of pervert who cultivates his mind, but if he is not known to the people, then no matter how you look at it, His Royal Highness the prince is the righteous side, and the monkey master is a bastard who bullies girls.
Bullying girls? Haha, that's such an interesting concept. The monkey himself couldn't help laughing, what a bullshit girl, what should be killed or killed, isn't feminism very fierce recently, so why not achieve equality between men and women like the concept they proposed, when it should be killed, it will not be pardoned because it is good-looking, nor will it be more cared for because it is a woman.
And from the discussion of those people outside, the monkey master didn't hear the so-called equal rights between men and women at all, but more of a brainless protection of the weak. Therefore, these people, both men and women, do not subconsciously actually make men and women truly equal. This kind of double standard is similar to that of most dog slaves, who eat the meat of pigs, cows and sheep but recognize the dog as their own father, and do not think that this double standard is the standard of a moral.
"Isn't it funny?"
His Royal Highness the Prince looked at the monkey master laughing there alone, his anger suddenly gushed out, and the magic weapon in his hand was also taken out and pointed at the monkey master.
"I'll give you thirty seconds to consider whether your own behavior is appropriate." The monkey master turned his head sideways and looked at him lazily: "After thirty seconds, if you can't think of an answer, I'll give you the answer." ”
Their brief conversation immediately divided the onlookers outside into two factions, on one side were the ignorant students, who thought that the monkey master was simply rampant to the point of damning, and actually dared to talk to His Royal Highness the prince like that.
The other faction is the law enforcement team led by the knight's sister, who thinks that the student's little brother is simply rampant to the point of damning, and he dares to talk to the monkey like that.
However, the words of the monkey master made the knight's eyes glow, and she almost abandoned the knight's creed she adhered to at this moment and turned into a super fan sister of the monkey master, and she almost didn't wave the glow stick.
This is what the real powerful people say, giving others time to think and essentially contemptuous of the opponent, although not handsome enough, but the eyes and calm attitude that only battle-hardened people have are simply the characteristics of the legendary heroes who dare to face the dragon and can come back alive, which makes the knight lady whose brain is full of muscles have gold stars in her eyes and can't hold herself.
"The dean of the East Courtyard is here, everyone get out of the way."
There was a sudden noise outside, and then everyone looked in that direction, and sure enough, they saw a flash of sword light in the sky, and then the tassel appeared at the door of the classroom, and the kite was automatically sheathed.
This series of actions is simply handsome and crying, in one go, chic, and the temperament is particularly fairy, which is completely another style of handsomeness.
"I'm taking over the West Courtyard temporarily, and I don't care what atmosphere Tana has designed for you, but I'm not allowed to have a private fight during my jurisdiction. Do you want to be expelled from school? ”
Tassel walked in, with a teacher's aura, standing in front of the monkey master and His Royal Highness the prince with his hands behind his back, raising his chin and looking cold.
And when they saw her appear, the inspectors let out a long breath. If there is anyone else in this world who can subdue that big monkey, I am afraid it is this beautiful sword fairy sister. Anyway, the monkey master is obvious to everyone else, but he is obedient to this sister, and he will basically meet all her requirements, and he will not be angry.
"Got it, Mr. Tassel." The monkey man leaned back in his chair helplessly: "Who sent you the news?" ”
"You don't care." Tassel raised his head arrogantly: "No fight anyway!" ”
"Yes, yes, no fight, no fight." The monkey master helplessly threw off the stool and strode out of the classroom door.
Everywhere he passed, everyone looked at him, but no one dared to stop him. And in the classroom, His Royal Highness the tall prince frowned and looked at the back of the monkey master leaving, and then looked at the tassel and her sword......
"Tassel-sensei, you're so beautiful." His Royal Highness the Prince suddenly looked at the tassel with a charming smile, and his eyes rolled: "I have never seen a more beautiful woman than you." ”
Tassel frowned, grabbed him by the neckline, and then a series of palms stunned him into the wall. You must know that the tassel is a sword body, and the monkey master's physical skills are also taught by her, although she has collected her strength, but she still beat His Royal Highness the prince to the point that it fell apart, but because of the skill, even if he was beaten into the wall, the damage he suffered was not serious, it just hurt.
"If you don't respect your elders, the next time you do it again, you will be punished with three months of penance."
There was a cold light between the fringed eyebrows, then she shook her hair and hugged her arms and turned to leave, and when she reached the door, the spirit kite came out of her sheath, and she turned into a sword light again and dissipated in the air.
"Wow!! That's the dean of the East Courtyard? So handsome! ”
"yes, yes, it's beautiful and powerful."
"I don't want to learn magic anymore...... I want to transfer to the East Courtyard. ”
"Me too, she's so young and so good-looking...... I want to go to the East Courtyard. ”
Most of the people outside saw the tassel shoot for the first time, but as soon as this expert made a move, she came and went like the wind and the flow of the palm just now, which directly hit the hearts of these young people. Although the magic is also very handsome, and it also comes with a variety of light and shadow effects, this kind of simplicity and chic with oriental characteristics is really handsome.
And because of the tassel, His Royal Highness the Prince has completely stolen the limelight, but no one thinks that His Royal Highness the Prince is very ashamed, after all, it is the dean of the Eastern Courtyard, and it has long been rumored that the tassel dean of the Eastern Courtyard is far more powerful than Princess Tana, but he has a strange temperament.
After stumbling down from the wall, His Royal Highness didn't seem to feel anything at all, just rubbing his shoulders, muttering the name of the tassel in his mouth, and his face was peachy......
Seeing that a tense alignment was torn off by tassels, Jiang Xin also breathed a sigh of relief and slowly returned to his class in a wheelchair, but from beginning to end...... It seems that no one pays attention to her, which makes her a little disappointed, but it's no wonder that the dean of the East Courtyard is really beautiful.
And at this moment, the beautiful dean of the East Courtyard is standing on the rooftop pouting and coquettish, and her coquettish object is the monkey master who was stopped by her just now.
"It's all said that you won't cause trouble......"
"It's the little beast who provokes me."
"Okay, okay, let's dissipate my anger and help you teach him a lesson." Tassel touched the monkey's head: "Good." ”
This guy is probably the only one who dares to touch the monkey's head in this world, and probably the monkey will only let her touch her head, of course...... This also has to be when there is no one around, if there is no one else, the monkey master will not let it, after all, it is a good face.
After touching the monkey's head, the tassel leaned back in the monkey's arms, and then quietly took out a pack of snacks from his pocket, and squeaked and ate it after opening it.
"You have to give face to the master to know no, just endure it, don't worry about those little kids." Tassel lowered his head and chattered to the monkey master while eating snacks: "The East Courtyard is almost completed, I plan to go to Tacheng to study for a while, Jiangang said that he wants to take me to learn management experience, I think it's okay." ”
"How long are you going?"
"Two or three months." Tassel raised his head and looked at the monkey master: "If you want to be a teacher, call me." ”
"Can't you fly back?" The monkey master hugged the waist of the tassel and pinched the meat on his head: "Why are you so fat?" ”
"Ah!!h The tassel broke free, gritted his teeth and glared at the monkey master: "Don't say it!" ”
The monkey master laughed, grabbed the tassel's hand and pulled her to his side, the two of them looked at the sky with the wind blowing on the rooftop, and didn't say anything, except for the sound of tassels eating snacks was a little sparkling, everything was quiet and good.
"When are you leaving?"
"I'll leave in the evening, don't think too much about me."
"Think of a fart!"
"The mouth is not right."
As he was talking, Master Monkey suddenly stretched out a finger to pull the neckline of the tassel and glanced inside, then nodded: "Sure enough, after getting fat, your breasts will become bigger!" ”
"Ah!! You have no respect! Tassel raised his sword and was about to cut the monkey master, but the spirit kite was stunned and did not come out of the sheath, so the tassel pointed at the spirit kite and complained: "Even you bullied me!" ”
"Alright, let's go get ready." The monkey slap on the tassel's buttocks: "I'll make something to eat for you at night." ”
"Oh...... Then don't miss me. ”
"I know, I know, I know, I am grinding, hurry up."
The tassel turned around and left the rooftop step by step, turning into a sword light and running away. The monkey master took a look at the bottom of the building, and after finding that there was no one, he also jumped down and landed straight to the ground unharmed.
But just as he was about to go back to school, a figure in the corner suddenly flashed in front of him, and then stared straight into his eyes.
"Count yourself lucky today, if it weren't for Mr. Tassel, I would definitely teach you a lesson."
Somehow, His Royal Highness the Prince actually chased here, and the monkey master was also full of question marks...... But because he is in a very good mood now, he is too lazy to toss with this stupid lack of middle school and second disease.
just tilted his head and looked at this second force, and he didn't bother to say a word.
"Remember, I'll apologize to Wenwen when I go back! That's a girl, you know, it's still a pretty girl, you can't let it go? ”
This sudden sharp turn caught the monkey master off guard, and his gentle tone made the monkey master feel that this grandson was likely to be a......
"Don't do that next time, do you hear me? You don't have a girl like this, and you are not young anymore, why don't you mix with me? ”
"Huh?" The monkey master was stunned: "You're okay, right?" ”
"I'm actually a pacifist, and today is acting, and I don't like to fight at all." His Royal Highness the Prince handsomely stroked his hair: "Now that the new century is coming, we have to convince people with reason, right?" ”
"Are you sick......"
It's really the same rice and a hundred kinds of people, this was still tense just now, and now it's time to convince people with virtue?
"You see, our common enemy is those foreign devils, they are tall, handsome, and exotic, so they can't hook up with all the girls in the courtyard? So internal friction is completely meaningless, you know? ”
"Oh...... You're here for the girl? ”
"Of course, learning magic isn't for good-looking girls?"
"Hmm...... You're right. ”
"I'll look for you later! Join my club. ”
"Ha ???"