How to say it, this guy with a good temperament, good looks, and good clothes is actually a deep-seated teaser, after he finished class, he really ambushed the monkey master on the way he must pass, and when the monkey master passed, he suddenly jumped out, and pulled the monkey master by the arm and pulled him closer to the small flower bed on the side of the road. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"I said I was looking for you before, I see that you have a lot of potential, and I decided to let you join us." After he finished speaking, he gestured behind him.

Only after looking at the monkey master did he realize that there were still four people squatting here, all of whom looked like bad teenagers. Smoking is completely prohibited in the academy, even outdoors, but each of them has a cigarette in their mouths and looks like a dick.

"What kind of organization are you?"

"Protect the Little Sisters Association! You see that you have bullied a beautiful young lady today, which is actually against our teachings, and we hope that you can deeply reflect on your mistakes after you go back and avoid it from happening next time. ”

"What's wrong with you?"

"How can this be said to be a problem? Do you know how many people are in this school? 70,000 people! How many young ladies are there in 70,000 people? At least 30,000 right, so how many are beautiful? To be generous, there is only one out of a hundred, and there are only three hundred good-looking young ladies out of 70,000 people. Isn't this a rare animal? In a sense, we're no different from the Wildlife Conservation Society! Protecting a beautiful young lady is justice, and a beautiful young lady is the truth, which is understandable. ”

"You don't seem to have anything wrong with saying that." The monkey master touched his chin, squatted on the ground and lit a cigarette: "What about your philosophy?" ”

"It is to serve the young lady unconditionally, hard work, hard work, so that they can think of us at any time, we are spare tires when we fall out of love, we are tissues when we are uncomfortable, we are cushions when we are tired, we are teacups when we are thirsty, and we are warm babies when we have menstrual pain."

"You're so cheap."

The monkey master was really amused by the guy's concept, everyone in the world has it, I didn't expect to have such a cheap mind, not only is he cheap, this guy really found a like-minded companion with him.

"You can't figure it out, when you do the front, then the young ladies will be lonely, and you will be able to be a gherkin. How perfect! ”

"That's it?"

"Or else?"

"So how many have you succeeded so far?"

"Not yet, but you can't be in a hurry about anything, right, there is a long way to go to protect the young lady!"

"......"

Master Monkey suddenly felt that he was very mentally retarded, and he would talk to this idiot for so long, and delay the big event of going home to cook for the tassels, but she would be nagged by her. So he stood up and was about to leave without saying a word, but he was dragged by the guy before he took two steps: "Don't worry, don't worry!" I'm telling you the truth, you join us and make sure you don't suffer. You can also see that now the young lady is looking for me when she is in trouble, and the first thing she does when she is bullied is to find me. ”

What is that looking for you? That's looking for you to die! If it weren't for the tassel, although your turtle grandson wouldn't necessarily die now, he would definitely be hospitalized, so he was still complacent, and his brain was w?

"Still disagree?" His Royal Highness the Prince touched his chin: "In this way, as long as you join, I will pay you a salary every month!" I've got you covered for all your consumption here! ”

"Huh?" The monkey man tilted his head and looked at this guy: "You have a lot of money?" ”

"What is the most valuable thing in this era? Talent! I'm optimistic about you, it's worth it! You think about it, I'll look for you again tomorrow, my name is Huang Ziqiang, remember my name, if you have any questions, report my name, it's generally useful. ”

This guy with in the brain is gone, and the monkey master looks at his little brother who is squatting there, and asks puzzledly, "You have the same concept as him?" ”

"Same fart!"

One of the guys threw away the cigarette in his hand: "Isn't it just for some money, otherwise who would do such a stupid thing." ”

Again, it's just for some money...... After all, the tuition fees of the magic school are not cheap, and the living expenses are not cheap, and it is very tiring for ordinary families to support, at least thirty or fifty thousand yuan a year.

After watching the four people leave, the monkey master returned home with a head full of question marks, and then opened the terminal of the academy before cooking and entered the stupid name just now, and retrieved his personal information.

The personal information is very complete, and the characteristic of the academy is that everyone has traces to follow, and almost all the ancestors have been on the top for eighteen generations. And after reading his information, the monkey master found that there is a very interesting thing here, that is, he doesn't have any money at home, and his parents are just ordinary workers, so where did he get the money to support his little brother?

But if you turn down the monkey master, you can understand, this guy...... The academy gave him a rating of A+, which is second only to the five geniuses S-level, his tuition and living expenses are free, and he is still a little genius, he also works several jobs in addition to school, not only making magic weapons for the Magician Association, but also specializing in completing homework for people, as well as selling small things outside the supermarket in the school, and the monthly income is higher than most high-paid white-collar workers, about five to seventy thousand yuan.

In other words, half of these tens of thousands of yuan will be used to support his younger brothers, for his outrageous target.

"Hahahaha...... It's so interesting. ”

After reading it, the monkey master suddenly laughed. And Dai Wei, who heard his laughter, walked in from outside, looking at the monkey with strange eyes, but before she could ask, the monkey turned his head and smiled and introduced her to the turtle grandson named Huang Ziqiang, after saying that, Dai Wei also smiled, after all, he had never seen such a domineering ideal of life.

But it's no wonder that he is so rampant in front of the monkey master today, A+ level is still rare, and it should be the focus of the academy to cultivate talents. Of course, this hobby is a bit strange, but it's not a bad person, but it has a special taste.

Master Monkey really wants to have an in-depth understanding of this perverted state of mind, really......

"So, you're going to join?"

"Hmm...... It's not that it can't, I really don't understand what kind of mentality this kind of person is. ”

"Then join him, anyway, you usually don't have much to do, play more with young people, and your mentality will be good."

"I'm a young man too!" The monkey flicked Dai Wei's brain: "I'll cook tonight, tassel on a business trip, send her." ”

"Oh......" Dai Wei stood at the door and looked at the back of the monkey master: "That...... If one day I had to go out and do something, would you cook for me? ”

"Is it hard? Don't tell me you're jealous. I'm innocent with you. ”

"I can't figure out ...... innocent"

"What do you say?"

"It's okay, I'll give you a hand."

At dinner, the monkey master told Tassel the same thing about what happened later, and Tassel smiled backwards and forwards, in her words, she had never seen such a lustful person, and not only lustful but also lustful as a mission to carry out. As for the idea that the monkey said that he wanted to join his pervert gang, Tassel was not very supportive, but he didn't oppose it much, after all, even if he objected, it should be useless, everything was based on his happiness.

After eating a loving dinner cooked by the monkey master himself, the tassel is about to set off. The children of the rivers and lakes are refreshing, she is not sticky at all, she walked to the door and hugged her fist and said that the green mountains do not change, and the green water disappeared into the air after a long flow.

"Alright, you two little ones, come over and do your homework." The monkey master sat down on the sofa, and after greeting him, he put on his glasses: "Xiao Wu, I heard that your teacher called your mother there, didn't you?" ”

"No, no, no...... I didn't...... No. ”

Xiao Wu shook his head frantically, while his teammate Bubu, the nemesis, slowly raised his head next to him: "She bullied the little boy in the class." Dad, let me tell you, don't look at her cowardly in front of you, she is fierce outside. She tickles. ”

"I ...... I didn't ......" Xiao Wu pouted: "He snatched my things first." ”

The monkey master nodded, and then handed Xiao Wu the dagger he was carrying from his waist: "Next time, I will snatch your things and stab him with a knife." ”

"Hey !!" Dai Wei hurriedly ran over and snatched the dagger from the monkey master's hand, and said angrily: "How do you teach children!" Let her stab people at such a young age, you, you will be a demon as soon as the tassel leaves, I will call her to come back and educate you. ”

"Okay, did I do it wrong?" The monkey master picked up Xiao Wu, frowned and said, "My girl was bullied, what do you say." ”

"What, you listen to Bubu. You don't know what Xiao Wu made of that little guy, I feel distressed when I watch the surveillance. Press on the ground and knock your head with a stationery box, and I've been with you for a long time, it's really ruthless. Dai Wei complained: "Xiao Wuduo's well-behaved children have become like this, don't educate blindly next time, okay." ”

"That's right." The monkey master quietly stuffed a sharp thorn into Xiao Wu's hand: "But Xiao Wu, don't hit it so hard next time." ”

"Hey!! How many weapons do you have! Don't give this to a child! Dai Wei was about to go crazy, and walked up to the monkey master angrily and spread his hand at Xiao Wu: "Take it to Mom." ”

"Oh......" Xiao Wu pitifully put his hand into Dai Wei's hand.

But the monkey master pouted: "Xiao Wu will be bullied in the future, you will be responsible." ”

"Who dares to bully her! Your Boob is a bully in their toddler area, okay? Take a group of children to fight against the teacher all day long. Today, the teacher called me to go over not to talk about Xiaowu, but to talk about Bubu! She said that Bubu was too aggressive, so let me restrain it a little, and the parents of other children's children already had an opinion, saying that she was very domineering. ”

"Yo, Bubu, you can do it, you deserve to be my daughter."

"That's it." Bubu flew towards the monkey and kissed: "It's all good for daddy's education." ”

Dai Wei was so angry next to her that everyone was about to faint, she stood for a while, and directly took out the phone: "Tassel!" As soon as you left, he started to make trouble, teaching Xiao Wu to stab people with a knife and teaching Bubu to bully other children! ”

"Hold the grass ......" the monkey master was stunned.

Then, the tassel that hadn't gone far returned...... She walked up to the monkey master with a frosty face, put the burden on the sofa, and sat down beside the monkey master: "I'm going to talk about you, you say you ......"

"I was wrong...... "The monkey ran away: "Let me go." ”

In the end, the tassel has not run the monkey master, and the monkey master does not dare to go back for the time being. It is definitely not nonsense to drop one thing in this world, the tassel is the natural nemesis of the monkey master, she can last for a few hours when she gets up, and she cries when the monkey loses his temper, and there is no ...... Really, no tricks. The only way to fight it is to run away and run out and enjoy a moment of peace.

He fled the storm circle and wandered around, and now he can't find Jiang Xin to come out to play, she went to the hospital after school, and now she should be receiving nerve stimulation treatment, so she can't come out to play.

All the monkey master is bored in the end, he wandered to the supermarket to buy something to eat, for a while, he was very addicted to the super sweet ice milk made by the bakery in the college supermarket, although he had been warned by tassels that drinking such sweet things might cause diabetes, but he still enjoyed it.

And today, when he entered the bakery, the first thing he saw was an acquaintance inside, wearing a white chef's suit, who was lowering his head to put bread on the shelves from the baking tray.

"Huh? How do you know I'm working here today? ”

"......"

The monkey slap on his skull, he didn't know why this erotic maniac was working here, he just came to buy sweet milk, but he didn't expect to meet this pervert.

"If you want something to eat, I'll treat you."

This pervert is good-looking, has a good voice, has a good temperament, and has a sweet smile. If nothing else, all the girls here are here for this guy.

"How much do you pay for a night?"

"That's the number." The erotic prince quietly stretched out five fingers to the monkey master: "Five thousand in three days." ”

Really...... Where is this special part-time job, he was simply invited to do publicity, the owner of the bakery is especially good at doing business, inviting this guy to come, it is definitely more effective than any advertisement, looking at the things on the table of the girls around him, it is estimated that one night's consumption is enough to ask him for money.

It's true...... Master Monkey didn't expect this pervert's popularity to be so high, but in the final analysis, it's all because of his good looks......

"Brother Ziqiang, I want a big cake."

A sweet voice came from the side, and the perverted pervert responded happily, and then didn't ask what people liked to eat, and directly took a piece and put it in front of the girl.

Then the sound of ordering food came and went, and what surprised the monkey master was that this pervert never asked what people wanted, and directly took different types and put them in front of them......

"What kind of skill is this?"

The monkey man held sweet milk and leaned against the wall. It's not that he doesn't want to sit, it's that there's no place for him to sit at all......

"Well, I can write down all the preferences of the young ladies, not only these, but also their birthdays, menstrual periods, family environment, and the number of bedrooms they live in."

"...... Are you a pervert? ”

"How is this perverted, I did my homework."

"I'm ......" Master Monkey gave him a thumbs up: "I've joined your perverted organization!" ”