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The opening of other sects, all of them came to congratulate, the crane came, the fairy sound Miao Miao, and the untidy treatment with the gods was embarrassed to say that they had opened a sect.

But the monkey master is good here, people play fairy music, and he sets off firecrackers!

That's right, it's to set off firecrackers, forty tables were set up at the door of the sect, and the cook from Xianlou was invited to come over to make a flowing water mat, so that Duanmu went out to help, for fear of being recognized.

But the monkey master didn't care about this, he stood at the gate of the newly established sect with his arms crossed, looking at this group of rough people eating and drinking with a smile on his face, and he was very happy.

Why do you say it's a rough person, this is actually very simple, this unobstructed flowing water seat, except for those bitter haha, where will there be serious fairy children to come here to cheat and eat and drink, except for Duanmu.

Therefore, even if the sect is established, the monkey master is just a stupid nouveau riche in the eyes of others, and he can't be on the stage at all, and the disciples of the family sect who come over from the past usually not only don't look at it squarely, but even sneer at it, after all, the monkey master's approach is really unsightly, what is the difference between his opening ceremony and the opening of a special kiln?

Oh, and of course, there are differences. At least there are hot girls to watch when the kiln opens, and this is a few big men who are busy coming and going, and they don't even let people raise their eyes.

The most embarrassing thing here is probably the Qin Demon. Well...... Qin Demon Duanmu, that is a famous character who shocks the rivers and lakes, the ninth in the order of the Golden Harvest Sword Immortal, is also in the top ten, even if the head of Shushan sees him, even if he does not have a good face, he will definitely not speak ill of him, but now this ninth in the rank is serving tea and water to people with his head down, and he is giving some boatmen and porters to be good cocks, which makes Duanmu's glass heart almost broken.

However, the monkey master said that if he helped, he would not only make room for the best dormitory, but also find a way to get him the phoenix piano in Shushan.

Speaking of this phoenix qin, it is said that it was made by the plane tree where the phoenix inhabited back then, not to mention the whole body is jet black, but also invulnerable, even if it is a cold winter wax moon to the touch, it is scalding, as if there is really a fire burning inside. Not only that, but the strings of that piano are also made of the baleen of the giant whale in the North Sea, and both the tone and feel are first-class in the world.

Even Duanmu had heard of his existence, and he had never seen the true face of this phoenix qin, which was known as one of the treasures of Shushan. So even though he was a little skeptical about the promise of the monkey master patting his chest, he still couldn't resist the temptation to change from the piano demon to the doorman.

Li Shizhen is normal, even in the original world, the life of a folk doctor is not much better, let alone this little monster who is bent on flowers and plants. Here, at the age of twelve, he was sent out by his father to do odd jobs to subsidize the family, sold baked cakes, worked as a junior, and even worked as a small servant in the Qinglou, according to his inadvertent bragging, his place was broken by the popular head cards in this town, which made this little otaku happy for a while.

But it's a little vulgar, but it's really lively, the monkey master carried the sword to that station, and immediately the porter recognized this fairy who often invited them to drink and chat, they reminded each other, and then invariably stood up and toasted him, with a real expression.

The monkey master was quite happy, he walked down from the door with a wine glass, and happily beckoned them to eat and drink. But after making a fuss for a while, he looked up at the sky, and then frowned and asked Li Shizhen, who was eyebrowning with a little girl next to him: "What about the tassels?" ”

"My grandfather refused to come out after changing his clothes inside...... No matter how you call it, you won't come out. ”

As soon as he heard him say this, the monkey master immediately pursed his lips, put down the cup and went through the door.

Sure enough, after coming to the most luxurious room of the tassel, I found that this guy was pulling awkwardly in a gorgeous costume, covering his legs and exposing his shoulders, covering his shoulders, and his snow-white thighs were exposed.

"What are you tossing about?"

"Oops, you can't wear it, you can't wear it, it's too much exposure!" Tassel covered her chest with her hand, and then found that her shoulder was drawn, and she immediately went to pull on her shoulder, but this pull, the thigh appeared again.

"Look at it! Look at it! The tassel was about to cry: "How do you wear this!" ”

The monkey master stood next to him and looked at the tassel, but he smiled and said nothing. Really, this dress is really suitable for her, and among the gifts given by Shushan, this is the most suitable for the monkey master.

This costume is said to be a cloth made of cloth woven by the ancestors of the year, turning red when it is fire, blue when it is water, white when it is wind, and green when it is snow, although I don't know if it is true, but this style is really beautiful, and the tassel after wearing it is simply like usual, even if you can still feel a husky atmosphere, but when you don't move or speak, it's really like a fairy, and it's not cheap.

"Hurry up and get out, until you speak, and don't look at what time it is."

"No, no, it's shameful. I don't want to wear one! ”

"Then you can't go out in rags, today is the day your tassel door opens."

"Ah...... I have skirts! There are beautiful dresses, I went to buy them last night. Tassel said, and took out a blue floral skirt from the cabinet, the material is not bad, it is the material of tie-dye printing, and it is also cute and cute with her.

But ah...... To tell the truth, although her vision is not bad, no matter how she wears it, this skirt is full of rusticness, which does not match her temperament at all, let alone her identity. After all, her dream is to be famous all over the world, but who would worship under the door of a village girl.

Right! That's right, this village girl is very beautiful and powerful. But no matter how beautiful and powerful it is, it's not a village girl, no matter what world you are in, the face is a very important thing. Imagine, in the future, there will be a swordsman, draw a sword to fight against others, handsome licked the blade of the sword, and reported to his family "I am ......a teacher" At this time, he suddenly thought of the tassel's earthy turtle appearance, and laughed......

, God is embarrassed, okay, the monkey master feels embarrassed when he thinks about it. It feels the same as taking your pants off before a fight.

Therefore, no matter how the tassel resisted, the monkey master finally dragged out the tassel that twisted around like this......

can be dragged out, and the monkey master discovers a greater crisis...... Tassels don't speak at all. Really, not at all! She stood there dressed in gorgeous clothes, and she was just a hanger, a live model, and she looked really unseemly......

"What's going on?" Duanmu couldn't stand it anymore: "It's not okay to stand and not speak, everyone is waiting." ”

The monkey master also looked embarrassed: "I have forgotten her stinky problem, and she doesn't speak when there are many people." ”

"This is a disease, and it needs to be cured."

Duanmu sighed: "This is your business, you can handle it yourself." Why don't you give me some more money and I'll give me a performance? ”

"Get out!" The monkey master scolded, then suddenly thought of something, and turned to look at the tassel: "Come on!" Let's make a big move to the sky! ”

"Huh?" Tassel blinked: "Why?" ”

"It's too late to explain, hurry up!"

"Oh......"

In some ways, Tassel really listened to Master Monkey, and although she didn't understand why Master Monkey asked her to do this, she still did it.

Closing his eyes and stretching out his hand and waving lightly, the kite really rose from behind the wall as if it was alive, and then landed steadily in front of the tassel.

The coolness of this action and the good-looking scene directly covered up the shortcomings of tassels, which were not good at words, and attracted a lot of applause on the spot.

"Is this unbearable? Let's wait for later. ”

Master Monkey always held his arms and smiled obscenely. Maybe in this world, no one has seen the tassel's ultimate move except him, after all, even when she killed the seventeen elders of Shushan back then, she played a sword superman, but when she was tossing and training the monkey master, she took out the ultimate move seriously!

Sure enough, the tassel began to sacrifice the sword after calling the sword, which is like reading a note, her sword sacrifice action is extremely gorgeous, and with that smart dress, she looks like a real fairy at all, and she can feel a powerful and incomparable aura without saying a word.

And this aura not only attracted those who were eating down, but even the sword immortals passing by couldn't help but stare here, because the agitation of the sword qi even triggered the resonance of their swords, and the sword weapons within a radius of more than ten miles were all ready to move, and the slightly spiritual swords had even begun to buzz, as if they were harmonizing for the tassels.

At the end of the sacrifice, the tassel flipped her wrist, and the spirit kite flew around her body, and then the tassel, which closed her eyes, suddenly opened her eyes......

At this moment, the sword immortals in the entire town were all blindfolded, because all the swords of any kind were unsheathed on their own and flew straight towards the same place.

The tassel's wrist flipped slightly, leading the kite to conjure up a nimble bird in mid-air, and then the bird burned violently, turning into a scorching phoenix.

The fire phoenix soared into the sky, soaring into the sky with unparalleled momentum!

Accompanied by a crisp phoenix roar, thousands of swords are like a hundred birds of the phoenix, following the spirit kite's ass and rushing into the sky, under the fire of the spirit kite, these swords that are not even different in shape are flashing like starlight, shining in the night sky, chilling dozens of miles of the realm, and even Shu Mountain, which is far away from a hundred miles, can clearly see this shocking scene.

The sword array converged in the sky, gradually turning into the tail feathers of the fire phoenix, and a real phoenix was fully presented in the sky, with the sound of Jin Ge intersoning and the sound of wind and thunder, as well as a gang wind born of the sword.

Thunder and lightning suddenly flashed in the originally clear sky, and the huge sword phoenix swam in the dense thunder and lightning, and the beauty was almost like an impression painting. (To be continued.) )