Three-one-zero, I want to draw SSR! I want Sister Lamp!
"Chuxin, are we really going to start a sect?" Tassel's excited hand was already trembling: "Really? ”
Master Monkey reached out and shook the tassel's trembling hand: "Calm down!" Calm me down, you don't have the appearance of a master! ”
"Really?" The flush on the tassel's face was already connected to the neck, but it was clearly not because of shyness: "This...... This...... It's true!? ”
The monkey master nodded, and wiped the rice grains off the tassel face with a smile: "When I was fifteen years old, you said that your dream in this life is to start a sect and become famous all over the world." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info I made a note that my life may be short, but it's enough to help you achieve your ambitions. ”
Tasseled tears swirled in his eyes, and he whispered, "Thank you...... Thank you ......."
"Say thank you to me? The master and apprentice are single-minded, but you said it, haha. Master Monkey wiped away the tears on her face with his sleeve: "You have to recruit more beautiful little sisters." ”
"Hmm!"
"Uh-huh, who's going to learn from you!" Master Monkey shook his head: "Don't worry, I'll settle down today." ”
After the monkey master finished speaking, he knocked on the table with his knuckles: "Everyone, have you discussed it, I don't have much patience." I've got a lot of stuff here, I promise you haven't seen it, yes. Come on, come on, I've got something new here, everyone try it, it's stronger than that wine. ”
After speaking, the monkey master took out the opium cigarette he specially designed for the disciples of Shushan, distributed it to the elders present, and then taught them how to use it with a smile.
Elder Di took the opium cigarette and put it under his nose and smelled it, only to feel a strange fragrance, a strange fragrance that made people fascinated.
The smell was different from anything he had ever smelled before, a little strange but with an indescribable charm, like the faint fragrance of a twenty-five or sixteen-year-old woman, different from the softness of a girl, strong and unique.
He looked around, first lit one as the monkey master said, and took a bite of it, before he could reminisce, a strong feeling of dizziness had hit, followed by an unprecedented strong pleasure, obviously he was already an old man in his old age, but he felt as if he was reborn, like a bud waiting to be released, slowly blooming under the dense morning mist.
The whole body is comfortable, and the delicate and transparent feeling makes him feel like he is alive again. When the energy was over, he couldn't wait to take another deep breath, and then exhaled a heavy blue-yellow smoke......
"Beautiful......"
Elder Di, who was slumped in his chair, spat out such a sentence after a long time, then put the cigarette to his mouth again and took a third puff groggy......
Seeing his appearance, others followed suit, and for a while, the big smokers in the room were presented in front of the monkey master in various postures, he laughed, and then took a sip of the bland osmanthus wine.
Tassel blinked his eyes and poked the monkey master with his finger under the table: "The original heart...... I want it too. ”
"No way!" The monkey master refused without saying a word, and then leaned into her ear and whispered: "This is a harmful thing, anyone can use it, but you and I can't use it, you know?" You must remember that you can't touch this thing at any time, and if you do, then I won't say a word and just go! Go to the ends of the earth. ”
"Oh......" Tassel nodded with some disappointment: "Then I don't want it, you can't go." ”
"That's good." Master Monkey nodded: "You must remember, no matter how good others say, no matter how curious you are, you are not allowed to touch it, and you can't smell it!" ”
"Got it......" Tassel nodded: "What happens if I use it?" ”
"Nothing." The monkey master pointed to himself: "Including me." ”
The tassel was obviously frightened, nodded again and again to indicate that he understood, and then did not even look at the big smokers, and began to eat and eat.
Such a tassel is a good tassel, although she is a master, but she always listens to the words of the monkey master, this has never changed, generally speaking, after saying hello like this, she will really resist touching this harmful thing.
This kind of smoke is very durable, and they smoke and stop, so it took the old men about an hour to finish the cigarette.
After smoking, the old men showed different postures, some were silently in a daze, some were crying bitterly, some were beating their chests, and some were stunned.
"All the flavors of the world...... The ...... of all kinds of flavors in the world" Elder Di wiped away his tears: "Okay...... It's really good...... This is a fairy thing. ”
"Well, yes." Master Monkey nodded: "Think about it, let's go first, think clearly about the old place to find me." ”
"No, no old place. I promise you! Elder Di wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth: "What about recruiting relatives in martial arts?" ”
"I'll arrange it to ensure that you Shushan will make him a pot!"
"Oh? Can this also make money? ”
"Of course."
The package deal was finalized, and Elder Di immediately sent a signal to Shushan, and soon the head of Shushan also got a reply, with four big words on it - discretion.
That's enough, it's up to you, right?
Sure enough, the magnanimity of Shushan after his shot was unbelievable, and someone invited the monkey master to see the place on the second morning after it was finalized.
After the tassel heard the news, he dragged the monkey master with a bun in his mouth to see the address of his sect.
This place is an annex in Shushan, which used to be specially set up for outer disciples, with all kinds of facilities available, covering an area of about 300 acres, the place is quite large, from the disciples' dormitories to the rooms, and even Shushan also left them a logistics office.
Standing in the wide hall, the tassel touched the east and west in disbelief, and then stood in front of the monkey master and cried loudly......
"Silly girl."
The monkey master does not care about the tassel of the nerves behind his back, a person is wandering around here, the gilded statue of the old gentleman, the pillar of the palace embraced by five people, the floor is clean and shiny, revealing a smell of sandalwood, the wall is plastered with lime, white and clean, the large windows on all sides let the sunlight outside penetrate in, illuminate the hall is bright, and the skylight of the roof just projects a beam of sunlight on the statue of the old gentleman, a solemn treasure.
"Zhenzhen, Zhenzhen come here."
The monkey master shouted a few times, and Li Shizhen, who also saw everything fresh, rushed in from outside, and responded happily: "Master, you called me?" “
"Bring your luggage, this is our place!"
Li Shizhen was born in a poor family, where did he live in such a good place, when he heard this, he even took the aisle upside down, and went out after a while, and those who didn't know thought he was drunk......
After a while, Duanmu also walked in, leaned against the pillar outside the main hall, and asked with a playful face: "I am really not mistaken, you are a means." ”
"What's the use of means." The monkey master smiled disdainfully: "Everything here was brought by my master, without her, do you think Shushan would look at me?" I'm just helping her make a name for themselves. ”
Duanmu laughed, and after laughing, he pointed to a good dormitory: "Mine." ”
"Fuck off, there's no place for you."
"That's not going to work, I haven't paid it off yet."
"Damn, I thought you were a humble gentleman, but I didn't expect you to be a bastard!"
Duanmu clapped his hands and laughed wildly: "You are not the first person to think so. (To be continued.) )