26. The Case of the Fish Slip (Continued 2)
The Legend of Diaoyutai No. 26 and Twenty-six Fish Slip Case (Continued 2)
Niu You rolled his eyes, thought about it, and suddenly grabbed a piece of sugarcane and bit off a sugarcane skin.
Zhou An was furious, pouted his mouth, and scolded angrily: "What a fish! Are you really going to destroy the evidence?! ”
Niu You looked very aggrieved and said, "General Zhou, you have wronged a good person!" I'm here for your good. ”
Zhou An shouted: "Dare to fish and slip, you destroy the evidence of the crime, and dare to say nonsense that it is for the good of this general?" ”
Niu You put the sugarcane skin on the sugarcane and said, "General Zhou, look at it for a long time, isn't this sugarcane still very complete?" ”
Zhou An's eyes blinked, and he had nothing to say.
Niu You said flatteringly: "General Zhou, I am afraid that you are old and have poor teeth, so I specially served you and went to the sugarcane skin for you." ”
Zhou An smiled: "Yuyu, you are so cunning!" Do you want to destroy the evidence of the crime, and you also want to ask me Lao Zhou to eat sugarcane and drag me Lao Zhou into the water? ”
Niu You said solemnly: "Where is the evidence of destruction? Isn't this sugar cane complete? General Zhou, you have worked hard to carry this sugarcane to Dacaoliao, this sugarcane will lose its moisture sooner or later and dry out, what is the difference between it and bagasse? Didn't General Zhou work in vain? If General Zhou eats this sugarcane, I am wrong, if General Zhou drains the water of this sugarcane, and we keep all the bagasse well, then the evidence of this sugarcane will be complete. ”
Zhou An nodded and said, "This statement makes sense. ”
Niu You said: "Then let me serve the old general and go to the sugarcane skin." ”
Niu You said, picking up the sugarcane and gnawing it.
Zhou An snatched the sugar cane and said, "Boss Li's will must be thoroughly executed!" Even if it turns into bagasse, you can't move. ”
Zhou An said, took a big bite of sugarcane, and said with a sneer: "My old Zhou still needs others to peel the sugarcane?" Joke! ”
Niu You said enviously: "General Zhou is old and strong, and his teeth are really good." ”
Niu You diligently unfolded the mouth of the pods and said: "The bagasse is spit in it, and the preservation of evidence is very important." ”
Zhou An was feasting and asked, "Yuyo, why is your left hand always wrapped in cloth?" ”
Niu You was startled, and hurriedly replied: "The villain has a sore on his left hand, which drains pus all day long, dirty and smelly, so I have to wrap it." ”
Zhou An smiled: "What are you afraid of sores?" Find a seven-leaf flower, grind it, and paint it. Knowing seven leaves and a flower, he is not afraid of the sore growing big. Haven't you heard this phrase? ”
Niu You hurriedly said gratefully: "Thank you, General Zhou, for your advice." I'll ask someone about it, it's really painful to have a bad sore. ”
Straw Shoes Inn.
Cow is especially hot water for Zhou Anti.
The cow is especially Zhou An's back.
When sleeping, Niu You carefully asked: "General Zhou, can you loosen these (torture instruments), so that it is easier to sleep." ”
Zhou An said solemnly: "You are getting more and more inches!" Yuyo, you have to remember that you are a murder felon. ”
Zhou An said, checked the shackles, handcuffs, and shackles one by one, and then said: "Go to bed early and get up early, and go to Dacaoliao early to see the princess early." ”
Zhou An fell asleep.
Niu You closed his eyes and seemed to be sleeping soundly, making a snoring sound.
The snoring was getting louder and louder, but Niu You opened his eyes and peeked at Zhou An.
Zhou An slept soundly and was completely undisturbed by the sound of snoring.
Niu You was sure that Zhou An had really fallen asleep. Niu You began to use the bone reduction technique to get his hands out of the handcuffs.
Niu You took out the key from Zhou An's waist.
Niu You wrapped the cloth in his left hand, wrapped the shackles, and then opened the shackles without making a sound at all.
Niu You opened the shackles.
Niu You looked at Zhou An triumphantly.
Zhou An slept soundly.
Niu You touched out the straw sandals saka inn.
Niu You whispered proudly: "This old man Zhou, I thought I really liked to go to Dacaoliao to see the princess. When the princess sees me, especially the water chestnut who sees me, she has to dismantle me! Haha, General Zhou, I'm not going to play with you. ”
Niu You disappeared into the night.
Early in the morning, the Straw Shoe Saka Inn.
Zhou An woke up suddenly, and when he saw that Niu You was gone, he immediately shouted: "Call the police!" Alarm! ”
At this time, the shopkeeper and Xiao Er hurriedly arrived.
The shopkeeper asked, "What do you want?" ”
Zhou An shouted in a fuss: "Something is wrong!" The murder felons have fled! Report to the police immediately, call the police immediately! ”
The shopkeeper looked at Zhou An with a strange and vigilant look at him at this time, and then called Xiao Er outside to give a few words in his ear.
The shopkeeper said to Zhou An with a courteous smile: "Don't be impatient, don't be impatient, the villain will go immediately." Guest, please have breakfast first. ”
Xiao Er brought a large plate of fried pickles with peanuts, the shopkeeper nodded at it, and whispered, "This plate of peanuts is enough for this old man to chew for a while." ”
Xiao Er put a large plate of peanuts on the table.
Zhou An saw it and was very uneasy, he touched his pocket and said embarrassedly: "I didn't call this big plate of peanuts." ”
The shopkeeper said kindly: "This plate of peanuts is given by our store, it is free of charge, if you don't eat enough, Xiao Er can go again." ”
As soon as Zhou An heard that it was a gift, he sat down and ate unceremoniously. He ate and said, "Then thank you boss." Also look forward to the police as soon as possible. ”
The shopkeeper said happily: "The guest officer eats slowly, and the villain will go immediately." ”
The shopkeeper immediately gave up.
Zhou An was eating, praised at the same time, and said: "This peanut fried is really fragrant, if it is used with wine, it is the most flavorful." ”
Xiao Er stood next to him and hurriedly said: "There is wine, and the wine in the small shop is the best in Shipu (Yipu is equivalent to five kilometers). ”
Zhou An was embarrassed by such warm hospitality, and said, "It's just talking, the wine is free." ”
Xiao Er smiled seductively and said, "Today is a good day, so the wine is also free of charge." ”
Zhou An thought for a while and said, "Wait a minute, I still have to do office work, and you can't drink wine." What is a good day today? ”
Xiao Er showed a slight disappointment, and replied smartly: "Today is the 20th anniversary of the opening of the shop. The guest officer only works, everything is free of charge. ”
The shopkeeper came in with tolerance A and tolerance B.
Tolerance A looked at Zhou An's hat, nodded and smiled, "What happened?" ”
Zhou An was very happy when he saw the tolerance coming, and said: "You guys are doing things so fast, I will see the princess in Dacaoliao, and I will report it truthfully." ”
Tolerance A said: "Business matters, let's get down to business, what happened?" ”
Zhou An nodded and said, "Last night, a serious offender escaped. ”
Tolerance A asked, "Name of the prisoner?" ”
Zhou An replied: "Yu Yu, the surname is Yu Yu." ”
Tolerance A, tolerance B looked at Zhou An's hat, looked at each other and nodded.
Tolerance A picked up the handcuffs on the ground and looked at them, the handcuffs were still locked, and Tolerance A said, "Are these handcuffs broken?" ”
Tolerance A broke it with his hand and said, "The lock is very tight." What about the keys? ”
Zhou An's eyes blinked, and he just wanted to answer.
Tolerance A took the key from Zhou An's waist and said, "It turned out to be on you, try it." ”
Tolerance A opened the handcuffs with the key and said, "It's not broken." How can criminals escape? ”
Zhou An replied: "I can't figure it out either. Handcuffs are all about. ”
Tolerance A said, "Come, how about you try this handcuff yourself." ”
Zhou An hadn't thought it through, and with the assistance of Tolerance B, Tolerance A handcuffed Zhou An at once.
Zhou An twisted and said, "It's strange, these handcuffs are very tight, and they are not broken." ”
Tolerance A and Tolerance B looked at each other, and let out a long breath of relief.
Tolerance A said: "Yes, it's not bad, these handcuffs are very useful." Now check what you've lost? ”
Zhou An looked left and right and said, "My briefcase is gone." ”
Tolerance A asked, "What's in the briefcase?" ”
Zhou An replied: "The briefcase contains the details of the trial of the criminal. ”
Tolerance A said, "Judgment details? That's an important document! ”
Tolerance B unceremoniously ripped open Zhou An's clothes, took out the official document from Zhou An's arms, looked at it, and handed it to Tolerance A and said, "Where is it lost?" White stubble talk! It was in his arms. ”
Zhou An was confused.
Tolerance A asked again, "What else is missing?" ”
Zhou Anxin was unclear and said: "Maybe the money is ...... for the road."
Tolerance A laughed a few times and said, "Heh, heh, this is really lost." ”
Tolerance A looked through the official document and said, "Stolen goods, a piece of sugar cane." The murder weapon, a sugar cane. Note: The stolen goods and the murder weapon are the same sugar cane. ”
Tolerance B asked Zhou Andao loudly with a loud voice: "Say, where are the stolen goods and murder weapons?" Where did that sugar cane go? ”
Zhou An replied dissatisfiedly: "You should be quieter." I didn't lose it, and I was in that pod. ”
Tolerance B was surprised: "What? Sugar cane in a dustpan? ”
Tolerance B opened the dustpan and looked at it, and asked, "It's all bagasse?" What about sugar cane? ”
Zhou An laughed and said, "I dare to guarantee that this is a complete sugar cane, but the water has been drained." ”
Tolerance B was angry in his heart and asked, "Who ate the sugar cane?" ”
Zhou An said with a smile: "I drained the water of this sugarcane. ”
Tolerance B was furious and said, "The criminal is slippery, you dare to annihilate the evidence of the crime?!" ”
Zhou An shook his head and said: "I am Zhou An who fights dogs and is in charge of public security, I am not a criminal." ”
Tolerance B was furious and shouted: "You still dare to talk nonsense, you don't know what it means to be good without teaching you some lessons." ”
Tolerance B said and punched over.
Zhou An used his handcuffed hands to collide with Tolerance B's fist.
Tolerance B made an "oops" sound, and it felt like the bones were about to break.
Zhou An flicked his foot by the way, and Tolerance B immediately fell to the ground on all fours.
Tolerance A immediately stepped forward.
Zhou An glared at Tolerance A and said, "Do you also want to learn?" ”
Tolerance A and Zhou An looked at each other for a long time, and Tolerance A asked with a smile: "Is it wrong for him to call you a fish slip?" ”
Zhou An said: "I am Zhou An, you go to Dacaoliao and ask, princess, which of them doesn't call me Uncle Zhou, General Zhou." ”
Tolerance A pointed to Zhou An's hat and said, "But what is written on your hat is a criminal fish slippery." ”
Zhou An wanted to take off his hat and look at it.
Tolerance A said solemnly: "You can't take off your hat yourself. I'll show you. ”
Tolerance A took off Zhou An's hat, pointed to the words "criminal fish slip" on it and said, "I didn't wronged you." ”
Zhou An was speechless in surprise.
Tolerance A put the hat of "criminal fish slippery" back on Zhou An's head.
He said: "If you are really like you are talking about a general who fights dogs and manages public security, then you should know that the duty of the two of us now is to escort you to Dacaoliao." You yourself said that everyone in the big grass liao knows you, and the princess and the acting chief of the water chestnut call you General Zhou Bozhou. So we should be very willing to go to Dacaoliao. ”
Zhou An replied: "Yes, go to Dacaoliao, go to Dacaoliao." ”
Tolerance A said: "Since we all have the same thoughts, you will definitely cooperate with us and let us send you to Dacaoliao safely." ”
Zhou An nodded.
Tolerance A picked up the shackles and said, "How about we do business one by one?" General Zhou. ”
Zhou An nodded, and Tolerance B immediately cooperated with Tolerance A to lock the shackles on Zhou An.
Tolerance A and Tolerance B look at each other and nod.
Tolerance A said, "Now we can hit the road right away." ”
Zhou An reminded: "The details of the trial and the evidence of the stolen goods and murder weapons must be brought. ”
Before going out, Zhou An said to Xiao Er: "Didn't you say that there is a plate of fried peanuts for free?" It's in my dustpan. ”
Xiao Er grimaced at Zhou An and said, "The criminal still wants to eat peanuts? Tell you, I gave you free peanuts just to drag you down, so that you wouldn't sneak away. ”
Xiao Er divided the peanuts into two tolerances.