The Legend of Diaoyutai No. 26 Twenty-Six Fish Slip Case (continued)

Dacaoliao.

Everyone was listening to Zhou An's story about the fish slip case.

Zhou An said: "In this way, Yu Yu was twisted and sent to the Dog Fighting Mansion. ”

Obviously, except for the dead Boss Li, everyone at this time didn't know that the so-called Yu Yu was the heinous Niu You.

The water princess asked, "How does the dog-beating government judge Yu Yu?" ”

Zhou An said: "Yu is very honest in the dog-fighting official mansion, and he answers whatever he asks. It's just that at the beginning, it was said that Boss Li fell by himself. Later, the coroner's evidence showed that Boss Li was killed. Yu Yu also immediately admitted that he was hungry and thirsty, and accidentally injured Li Lao when snatching the sugarcane. ”

The water princess nodded and said, "It's very happy for this fish to admit that he killed someone." ”

Zhou An said: "At that time, the three brothers of the Li family were furious, and they wished to kill Yu Yu on the spot. So everyone guessed that Yu Slip chose to go to prison in front of the disaster of prison and being killed, so he seemed very honest and cooperative. As a result, the case was quickly closed. Because it is a homicide case, it must be immediately sent to Dacaoliao for processing. ”

The water princess asked, "General Zhou has the most seniority, is in charge of local security, and has great responsibilities. How could a big man like General Zhou be sent to escort Yu Yu? ”

Zhou An said embarrassedly: "I insisted on coming by myself." ”

Water chestnut nodded with a smile and said, "I see." General Zhou must be thinking of someone. ”

The water princess looked at Zhou An with a smile.

Zhou An said shyly: "What I think about is the princess and the water chestnut." I went to fight dogs, and I went for more than ten years. From a blackbeard to a whitebeard. I think about you every day, I think about Dacaoliao. So I thought that I would take this opportunity to meet the princess water chestnut while doing official business. ”

The princess asked, "The escort of the felons of the murder is two according to the regulations." Why did General Zhou come by himself? ”

Zhou An said: "There are few people. If two people come, if something happens again, there will be not enough manpower. I thought at the time, although this fish slip is a felony murderer, he is a person and has no accomplices. It looks honest and cooperative in the court, but it's not honest, I'm ...... Zhou'an"

The water chestnut learned Zhou An's tone and said: "But after a hundred battles, I have killed countless enemies, and I can pinch him to death with two fingers!" ”

The water princess smiled: "General Zhou, do you think so?" ”

Zhou An blushed and said: "I often ride the wind and waves in the sea and ocean, but I didn't expect to capsize in the stinky ditch." ”

The water princess smiled: "General Zhou, then you can tell me how you capsized in the stinky ditch of Yuyu, so that we can also have a long experience." ”

On the trail of Yizhou (ancient Taiwan).

Zhou An wore a tolerance hat on his head, hung a waist knife on his waist, carried the sugarcane that was both a stolen goods and a murder weapon on his shoulder, and led Niu You with a chain in his hand (of course, Zhou An didn't know that his name was Niu You, he was called a fish slip), and walked in front.

Niu You wore a criminal white hat with the words "Criminal Fish Slip" written on it, carrying a torture shackle, his hands were handcuffed together, a chain was led by Zhou An, his feet were also shackled, and there was a briefcase around his neck, following Zhou An.

Overnight stay.

Beef is especially used in a bucket to carry soup (hot water).

Niu especially rubbed Zhou An's back.

The cow especially washed Zhou An's feet and pinched his feet.

On a mountain path in Yizhou.

Zhou An still wears a tolerance hat on his head, hangs a waist knife on his waist, and carries a sugarcane hand-pulled chain on his shoulders to lead Niu You.

Niu You still wears a criminal hat and carries a torture shackle, handcuffs and a briefcase around his neck, but the shackles have been opened.

A small grass pavilion on a mountain path in Yizhou.

The two entered the pavilion to rest.

Niu You folded a male and female branch (a kind of arbor, light wood, used to make clogs in ancient times), for Zhou An's wind.

Zhou An shook his head and said, "Yu slip, how can this kind of male and female leaves be windy?" ”

Niu You smiled and asked, "So what about palm leaves?" ”

Zhou An said: "Okay! Where is it? ”

Niu You pointed to the front and said, "There's a plant there." ”

Zhou An shook his head and said, "It's so high, you can't get it." ”

Niu You volunteered: "I'll get it." I've loved climbing trees since I was a kid, and the higher the higher, the more exciting. ”

Zhou An looked at Niu You's handcuffs and torture shackles, nodded and said, "Yuyo, can you still climb like this?" ”

Niu You said: "Of course you can't bring these burdens, as long as General Zhou opens them, I will immediately take a leaf for you." ”

Zhou An smiled: "I'll open you up, you still need a knife to cut off the palm leaves, right?" ”

Niu You said: "Yes, didn't General Zhou have a knife on him?" ”

Zhou An smiled: "Yu slip, I will open the shackles on your body, and then give you the waist knife, then you will become a tolerance, and I will become a fish slip?" ”

Niu You also smiled: "General Zhou is so interesting! General Zhou, what are you doing with this sugarcane along the way? Simply eat to quench your thirst. ”

Zhou An shook his head and said, "This is not good! This is important evidence of guilt. ”

Niu You asked, "What important evidence of the crime?" ”

Zhou An looked at Niu You and said, "You really don't understand Yuyou, or are you pretending to be stupid?!" This sugar cane is the stolen goods you robbed and the murder weapon you killed! ”

Niu You said with a smile: "If this sugarcane is sent to Dacaoliao, it will definitely be laughed to death by the princess and her water chestnut and lotus leaves." This is truly the biggest laughing gu (joke) in the world. ”

Zhou An said solemnly: "You first stole the sugarcane, then snatched the sugarcane, and finally killed Boss Li with the sugarcane." This is all true, and you have admitted it in court. Now you say it's the world's largest laughing gu? ”

Niu You smiled: "If you want to steal, you have to steal gold and silver, and if you want to rob, you have to grab pearls and treasures." Is it a steal if I pluck a sugar cane from my mouth? Count as a robbery? ”

Niu You said this and looked at Zhou An with mysterious eyes, and deliberately whispered close to Zhou An (in fact, there was no one around at all) and said: "I heard that General Zhou used to lose (lose gambling) and had no money to eat, so he fell in bed all day and got up to dig sweet potatoes secretly. ”

Zhou An immediately blushed and said, "Yu Yu, you ghost boy!" Do you know that? ”

Niu You continued: "Hungry, dig sweet potatoes." Dry mouth, pluck sugar cane. It's not stealing, it's saving people, doing good deeds. ”

Zhou An nodded: "It seems to make some sense, but it's very funny to be seen." ”

Niu You said again: "That Boss Li is not a person, a sugarcane (only), he cries for his father and mother." He begged him to do a good deed and accumulate some merit, but if he refused, he would not do it. I said that this sugarcane has been pulled up anyway, will it be bigger if it is planted back into the soil? Boss Li actually said that he was not human, saying that my sugarcane would not give you a dry mouth even if it was dried like bagasse. ”

Zhou An shook his head and said, "I really can't see through it!" I was reluctant to give up a sugar cane, but I lost my life. ”

Niu You said: "I didn't mean to kill Boss Li. How can there be a reason in the world to kill a person for grabbing a sugar cane? If this sugar cane were a gold bar, it would be pretty much the same. I made a mistake, mainly because Boss Li was old and frail, and he died of many diseases. ”

Zhou An nodded and said, "This is really unjust. Yuyo, it sounds like you're very good at talking, why don't you talk about it in the dog fighting court? ”

Niu You shook his head and said: "In a small place like beating dogs, the officials are also small and knowledgeable. You see, doesn't this make a big laughing ancient that a sugar cane is both a stolen and a murder weapon? Is it worth talking to him? In Dacaoliao, the princess is well-informed, and I will tell you the beginning and end of the matter in detail, at most, isn't it a judgment of a mistake and an injury? That is, to do a few years of hard labor. ”

Zhou An nodded and said, "Yuyao, it seems that you are very confident in going to Dacaoliao to see the princess." ”

Niu You nodded and said: "Yes, in Yizhou, the person I admire (admire) the most is the princess, and the princess will definitely give me justice." ”

Niu You took the sugar cane and looked at it carefully. In fact, the cane husk was scratched with crushed stone flakes under this cover.

Zhou An asked vigilantly, "Yuyu, what are you looking at?" ”

Niu You used both hands and feet, and at once folded the sugarcane into two pieces, and said, "I want to see if this sugarcane is sweet." ”

Zhou An was shocked and reprimanded angrily: "Yu Yu, you dare to destroy the evidence of the murder weapon!" What is the crime? ”

Niu You licked the sugarcane juice on his fingers and said with a smile: "It's so sweet!" It's so sweet! ”

Niu You watched Zhou An put on a King Kong angry look, and said with both hands to the two pieces of sugarcane together: "General Zhou, look, isn't this a good sugarcane?" ”

Niu You saw that Zhou An was still full of anger, and said mockingly: "For this sugarcane, I have taken such a big charge, if I don't know whether this sugarcane is sweet or not, it will be a lifelong regret, and I won't be blind to death." ”

Niu You said, and he also used his tongue to lick the section of the sugar cane.

Zhou An snatched the two pieces of sugarcane at once, and said: "Boss Li's last words said that this sugarcane is dried into bagasse, and he won't give it to you." You can't go against Boss Li's last words! ”