Chapter 3: What the hell are you?

"I just want to give people toilet paper, but for as long as I can remember, no one has been willing to accept my kindness, is it easy for me?" The voice of the ghost hand became more and more aggrieved.

Ma Kasa stroked the back of the ghost hand and touched the arm like a cat. "It's all over, don't be sad. At least I'm with you. ”

Hearing this, Ghost Hand's tone became even more lost, "When I met you, I felt even more useless. I finally met someone who was willing to ask for toilet paper, but couldn't provide the toilet paper you wanted. What use could I have. ”

Does this angry little daughter-in-law's tone indicate that she has opened her heart to me? Completely defenseless against strangers, isn't this ghost a little naΓ―ve? Or is it disguised?

Magasa had a bold idea, but he had to make sure the ghost wasn't disguising his feelings.

"I can't think that your desire is for someone to accept your toilet paper."

"That's right."

"How about I help you fulfill your wish?"

Ghost Hand grabbed Maga's arm excitedly, "Really? ”

"Of course." Ma Li clapped the ghost's hand, "But what if I accept your paper and you kill or possess it?" How can you promise that you won't hurt me? ”

The ghost hand patted Ma Li's chest, "Don't worry about this." Then the figure of the ghost hand blurred, and a toilet carton gradually solidified. When the toilet carton is fully formed, the ghost hand becomes translucent. "This is my original form." It pointed to the toilet paper box.

"Ahh Isn't it a fairy that has the original form? Where did you come from? Ma felt that he had thought something wrong.

"When will I admit that I am a ghost, Miss Ben is a toilet paper box spirit."

Ma Li was dumbfounded, "Toilet cartons can also be fine?" Why do you always take the form of one hand? ”

The toilet carton waved his hand, "I don't have time to say so much, I can't keep it this way all the time." My soul has broken away from its original form, and now is when I am at my most vulnerable, and if you smash the toilet paper box, I will perish. My life is in your hands, and now you can always trust me. ”

Ma Li held his forehead with one hand, "This is a bit of a lot of information, I need to digest it for a few minutes." ”

"I can't wait, I'm going to start." Toilet paper boxers can't wait, "Do you want toilet paper?" ”

Smash the box and you'll disappear? Really? Ma Kasa summons the system in his mind, looking for answers. "System, is this goblin telling the truth?

[The director has a chance to ask questions for free, do you use it?] 】

Gratis? Is there a fee for asking questions? This time, I used it first and then said, "Use." ”

[The system does not have the ability to distinguish between truth and falsehood, and the answer is complete. If the director asks questions in the future, he will be charged a fee, and the size of the fee depends on the level of the question. 】

Watervacker! If you can't answer, it's still an answer? Will you have to charge it in the future?

[Because the director asks a question for the first time, the system will give an additional basic knowledge answer.] Ghosts are transformed by human spirits; Demons are changed by animals, and spirits are changed by plants and non-living things. 】

Ma Li frowned, and said to the system in his heart, "Why didn't you tell me earlier." ”

The toilet paper box spirit said pitifully, "Do you want toilet paper?" ”

Ma Kasa reassured it, "You can wait a minute. ”

This system routine is a bit deep, and if you are not careful, you will be pitted. The task it released is a super-ghost spirit, that is, a super-ghost, but this ghost hand is actually a toilet carton spirit. Then I took the risk of overdoing the toilet carton and the task could not be completed.

"Do you want toilet paper?" The box spirit wants to give up, is this human being teasing it? What about cooperating with yourself?

No, I don't think so. I don't live for the system, and I can't just because I don't have a task. For the sake of the students, they will be able to go to the toilet on the fifth floor in the future; In order to exercise myself, this time I must go beyond the toilet paper box essence.

"Do you want toilet paper?" The box spirit tried again.

Ma Li asked the system again, this time from a different angle, to verify the authenticity of the toilet carton essence, "The system I ask you, the spirit soul has broken away from its original form, destroy its original form, can you destroy the spirit." ”

[This question will consume 0.1 physical fitness or any skill level, please choose from the director.] 】

The body is the capital of the revolution," I choose to consume the Diarrhea Curse level. ”

[The Diarrhea Curse has been downgraded to a fart Curse, which can be used three times a day.] If the spirit of the spirit is detached from its original form, it can destroy the spirit by destroying its original form. That's it. 】

In this case, the toilet carton essence is telling the truth.

"Do you want toilet paper?" With that, the toilet carton spirit decides to return to the wall of the urinal, feeling that human promises are unreliable.

Ma Li's peace of mind and "......"

When the toilet carton spirit heard this, he excitedly flipped up the heel.

"But ......"

It hurriedly stopped Ma Li, "It's going to come again, but, please don't pick again." ”

Ma Li laughed, "I won't pick this time, I just want to ask you, after helping you fulfill your wishes, can you let me spend it once." ”

"After the excess, will I be reincarnated as a human?" Toilet carton spirit asked.

Ma Li also had questions, and he silently recited in his heart, "System, what will happen to the spirit after it is exceeded?" ”

[This question will consume all the life of the director, whether it will be consumed.] 】

"I refuse." Can the system not trap me, a problem will kill me.

Ma Li wanted to deceive the toilet paper box, but its innocent tone and confused questions were like a lost child, asking himself if he could walk home this way. "This is the first time I've used the Transcendence Charm." Mahata didn't want to lie to it. He chose to tell the truth, "I don't know where you're going to go after the transcendence, whether you'll be reincarnated." If you don't want to, I won't overdo you. Come on, give me the paper. ”

The toilet carton opened the lid and asked him weakly, "This kind of paper, are you satisfied, do you want to change it?" "It's really scared.

"No change." After Ma Li took out the paper, the toilet paper carton essence glowed white. It stirred, "Is this what it feels like to have a wish fulfilled?" It's amazing, thank you. Hurry up and overtake me. ”

Ma Li shook the box, "Hey, elf, are you listening to me, I don't know what will happen to you after the excess, it is very likely that you will disappear directly from this world." ”

The toilet carton spirit calmly said, "I am very happy that my wish has come true." It's better to disappear with joy than to stay here forever. ”

Mahata was silent for a while, then said, "Then I'll start." He used the Transcendental Spell, and his mouth made strange syllables. After the incantation was recited, the spirit of the box spirit became fainter and fainter, and it looked at the ceiling and said, "It turns out that it is too much, so that I can find more partners, have you seen the scene behind the door?" ”

Ma Kasa looked in the direction it was staring, but there was nothing.

"Thank you! Good bye. After saying that, the box spirit disappeared. Only a toilet paper box was left, in the hands of Ma Li.

[The system checks whether the director obtains the spirit body and whether it needs to be stored in the warehouse for testing.] 】

"Deposit." Ma Li put the toilet carton in his hand into the system warehouse and walked to Song Qingqing's side.

"There's one more trouble now." Ma Kasa picked her up, picked up her clothes, and walked to the toilet door. He twisted the doorknob, and this time without any obstruction, the door opened.

Song Qingqing also woke up, and her spirit was still in the state before she fell into a coma. That's right, a state of excitement. She put her hands around Ma Li's waist hard, "Hell, senior, help." ”

"Let go! If you don't let go, the senior will burp. Ma Li didn't know what this girl ate to grow up, and her two arms were the same as steel bars, and she tied herself to death, and she was about to be cut off in half.

Song Qingqing found that they had walked out of the toilet, and quickly let go of her hand, if it wasn't for the lack of lights in the corridor, Ma Li would have found her face, red like a monkey's ass. "I'm sorry, Senior Equal, are you okay?"

Ma Li suddenly felt weak, and could only reluctantly reply, "It's okay." Then I felt fluid flowing out of my nostrils, and Song Qingqing in my field of vision was spinning, and finally his eyes turned black and he fell to the ground. Before he fell unconscious, the description of the skill of the Transcendence Spell kept coming to his mind - there was no limit to the number of times he could use it until he ran out of energy.