"You belong to U's Einsatzgruppen Ninth Squad and Special Events Task Force."

The monkey picked at his ears with a cotton swab and looked nonchalant: "Is it really okay for you to use such a dirty setting?" What about U, why don't you say it's X, it's a little more foreign, and when I look at U, I can see the sagging milk of the farrowing sow in front of me. Can the Ninth Squad be a little more trendy? Don't be so down-to-earth, okay, even if you take a stegosaurus or a bird of prey, I can put up with it, this slick task force or something, can you give me something passionate? Like the Legion League or the Mighty Squad? ”

The old man was not in a hurry, and said with a smile: "You are still the same, and your speech is always so unpleasant. The English name of the organization is Unknown, and it is known as the Special Events Investigation Division in China, which is a super borderless organization created by a group of 27 countries, with the United States, Russia, China, Britain, France, Japan, Germany, Sweden, Switzerland, South Africa as the main member states. ”

"You see, your setting is much more foreign, and then you join forces to fight aliens, or do you build ships together to avoid the end of the world? This kind of drama movie is gone, it's not new at all, something I don't know. ”

"The role of this organization is to deal with some special events, including, of course, aliens, parallel worlds and deep space." The old man lit a cigarette, and did not change his speed of speech in the slightest because of the monkey's interruption: "Are you interested now?" ”

The monkey's head was tilted on the pillow, and he was about to fall asleep, and when he heard the old man's words, he sighed listlessly: "Then explain these terms to me." ”

"Yu was founded forty-one years ago, after the human landing on the moon. We have found the remains of extraterrestrial civilizations on the moon, including a core reactor and a very well-preserved deep-space spacecraft. After that, the excellent organization was born, and we have cutting-edge technology that is difficult to understand in this world. As you should have imagined, these technologies do not belong to humans. The old man's three fingers tapped on the tabletop, making a crisp clicking sound in the dark night: "At first, we planned to find the mystery of their deep space spacecraft traveling long distances in space. But by mistake, we opened the door to Pandora. ”

"You've brought in aliens?"

"Not yet, the most critical at the moment is not aliens, because according to the degree of decay of the raw materials on the wreckage, they have stayed on the moon for no more than 2,000 years, and on the road for more than 30,000 years. Perhaps, by the time they come again, the earth will already be ruled by cockroaches. ”

"Impossible, impossible, you know that kind of big spider lying on the wall, the size of a palm. It's called a white-fronted stilt spider, and it specializes in eating cockroaches, you don't know, that thing eats cockroaches more than pesticides, don't talk about these useless things, you hurry up. ”

"While we were researching that engine, we stumbled upon the secrets of parallel space. For a long time, we thought that space and space were separate universes, but in fact it was a tower-like structure. As a result of this structure, the rules are not exactly the same from world to world. In other words, there are some beings in parallel space that seem unscientific to us. ”

"Alright. You make an offer. The monkey stretched: "I don't have time to listen to your nonsense, and I don't have much interest in knowing my past, now that my identity has been confirmed, then you can make an offer now." yes, I'm not a soldier, at least not yet, and I have to be paid to work for me. ”

"No, you have to know."

"Why are you so annoyed?"

"This is the ninth squad from three years ago." The old man took out a picture from his pocket and handed it to the monkey: "Eight people." ”

The monkey took the photo, and at first glance he found that he was on it, and suddenly he became listless and excited, and his eyes were swishing: "Oh, I really haven't changed at all, I'm still so handsome." ”

"Yes, there weren't so many injuries on your body at that time, your real name is Lu Fanlei, and you are not from this world." The old man narrowed his eyes and looked at the monkey: "Do you understand that?" You inadvertently broke into this world when we opened that door. No., 11920. 11 is the year, 9 is the month, and 20 is the specific date. You entered this world on September 20, 11. On 11/15/12, the Ninth Squad was formed, you are the captain, codenamed Ichthyosaurus. The eight people in the photo are dolphins with hypervision, geckos with resilience, langurs with super-reactive systems, tree frogs with highly venomous bodies, hammerhead sharks that can breathe underwater, rhinoceros with hardened skin, and octopuses that can control body size. ”

"? So amazing? That's worth it, and then what did we do? ”

"You were slaughtered, and Team 9 was wiped out on April 10, 2013. By the way, by the way, Dolphin is your fiancée and the most beautiful girl in the organization. ”

The monkey shuddered, the muscles of his face quivering irregularly. The old man saw that there seemed to be a turning point, and immediately asked, "Do you remember anything?" ”

There was no response for a long time, and the monkey's hand holding the photo was bruised, and his expression became more and more distorted, and his whole body even trembled a little. In such a state, the old man was in high spirits, and Gujing Wubo's old face turned red, and Lian Sheng asked the monkey if he remembered something.

"What the, such a beautiful daughter-in-law is gone? If you go out to find a young lady, how much will you have to pay for a night! ”

"You ......"

"What are you? I can't even remember who this is, how do you make me feel involved. But seriously, this girl is really beautiful, and she doesn't lose money for 8,000 nights. ”

The old man stroked his forehead lightly: "The reason for the destruction of the Ninth Squad is because someone inside betrayed us, copied our technology, and took away one of our cores. And now we need to reorganize a special unit to wipe his ass, and for the past three years he has used this technology to act as an alternative human trafficker, specifically for the rich people, sending the rich people who are looking for excitement to another world. And in order to cause us trouble, he also made a large number of smoke bombs. ”

"Send it, send it, people like to stimulate and have a relationship with you, one is willing to fight and one is willing to suffer, and it is not mandatory."

"Do you know what the Law of the Dark Forest is?" The old man didn't seem to be able to leave the cigarette for a moment, he raised his eyelids to look at the monkey, and then lit the cigarette again: "It's better to say if they enter a low-level world, but what if it's a higher-level world?" Once our information and location are exposed, then we ......"

"The brightest star in the night sky~~~"

"Good singing." The old man gave a thumbs up: "We may have to face a world where technology and force are all superior to us. And do you know what happens when two civilizations that don't know each other suddenly collide? ”

"Let's do it, even if I don't want to you, but how the do I know if you want to kill me?"

"The threat of the parallel world has long surpassed the threat of aliens, after all, it takes time for aliens to come here, and the parallel world only needs a door."

"It's useless to say this, how much money to give."

"If you complete a task, you will be assigned a certain amount of human resources according to the degree of task completion and the importance of the task." The old man clapped his hands and stood up: "Remember, it's manpower." Because when the time comes, you will find that money does not mean anything at all. ”

As soon as he heard the news that this kind of money was spent casually, the monkey jumped up from the bed in his pants: "What are you going to do!" When to act! ”

"Don't worry, we've got two companions for you, and these two are your regular partners." The old man raised his eyebrows: "But you need to recruit yourself, because if you can't even do this well as the captain, then you will definitely not be able to complete the task." One of them is in Chongqing, and someone will give you information tomorrow morning, and when the recruitment is complete, you will conduct training. Remember, you're not the only one, you've had seventeen squads before. You're still in the ninth squad, though. If you don't pass the training assessment, you will continue to train, but as the best fish dragon ever, I trust you. ”

"Trust is worth a few cents! Get some real ones! ”

"We won't be in person for a long time to come, at least not until you've recruited your teammates, and you'll have a liaison dedicated to your communications and situation." The old man threw down a box: "Put it on." ”

The monkey opened the box, and inside was a device stuck in the ear, which looked like a hearing aid, but it was much more delicate. He fiddled with it for a while and then stuck the half-moon object in his ear, and then felt a tingling sensation that pierced his skin and fixed itself around the pinna.

"it...... Old thing, you yin me! The monkey covered his ears and screamed in pain: "You wait! ”

The old man didn't answer him, but walked out the door with a smile.

Before the monkey in the house could curse a few words, he heard a sweet little girl's voice in his ear: "Hello, I am your full-time liaison, you can call me Kostas, my Chinese name is Xiaohong, the world's best to use, the loveliest, gentlest and most capable artificial intelligence, I can help you solve all the problems you want to solve." ”

"Can you give me a son?"

"Hmm...... You're a nice guy, but we're still good friends. ”

"Eat Xiang, you!"

"It's so angry, why don't I sing you a song, what style of song do you like?"

"I'm in India."

"How cold is the middle of winter, how cold is the middle of winter, how cold is the middle of winter, the eggs are big!"

"...... You're not accompanied! . ”

"Shall I give you a Bbox as an accompanist?"

", don't bother me! Otherwise, I'll show you. ”

"Whew...... Should I walk away quietly, or should I stay bravely......"

"Shut up! Stop singing! ”

"Okay, if you need it, please tell me directly, and even as long as you have a bank card ready, I can transfer unlimited amounts to your bank card."

When the monkey heard this, his waist suddenly stopped aching, his legs didn't hurt, and his eyes lit up like Sun Wukong: "Unlimited amount transfer? ”

"According to the spirit of the contract, if you take the money but don't fulfill the contract, I will start the self-detonation process. Well...... I'm relatively small, and my explosion range is relatively small, and I can only effectively kill organisms within a radius of five meters. Suddenly, the robot Xiaohong's tone became gloomy: "But my reaction speed is measured in nanoseconds, can you escape a distance of five meters in three billionths of a second?" ”

"it...... Eldest sister, are you my own mother, let me live. The monkey begged for mercy and scolded: "Old man, prepare the coffin!" ”