"I not only look at palmistry, but also touch my bones, do I want to know what kind of person you will be in the future?"

"I'm sorry, but my daughter is three years old."

The stewardess smiled politely at the monkey, pulled out the hand he was holding, and continued to distribute the plane meals, completely ignoring the frivolous and shallow scoundrel.

"Alas! Beauty, don't go. You really don't look like the mother of a three-year-old child, and those who don't know think you're only eighteen years old! Don't blow it, don't blow it down, you're the youngest girl I've ever seen. ”

The monkey crawled on the table and shouted at the stewardess who had already walked some distance, but the stewardess adhered to her duty and just perfunctory the monkey's stupid lack with that professional smile.

"Hey, it's still high." The monkey sat back in his seat stupidly: "There are crow's feet at the corners of the eyes, let alone thirty-five." I really thought I was a goddess. ”

Yan Lao, who was sitting next to him, raised his head: "You can stop, the people on this plane are all our agents, not ordinary flight attendants." ”

"Alas, old man. Your accent sounds like a native of Quzhou, right, during World War II, you Jiangshan people were Chinese wind whisperers, and you couldn't understand what you said. The monkey squatted on the plane seat: "Ahhhhhh Since you don't like to hear me talk so much, I'll sing you a song. Do you like or dislike the bar? How about I'll give you a paragraph? ”

Yan Lao sighed and slowly raised his head: "If you can let me be quiet for a few hours, I will thank you, I don't want to listen to songs." The headquarters gave me an order before boarding the plane, take you to Chongqing, where you will receive your first mission, and someone will take you to the headquarters via Hong Kong when you are done. ”

"Where are you headquartered?"

"A small island in the Pacific Ocean, without a name."

"How many people are there at your headquarters?"

"Seven thousand six hundred people counting you."

"Oh, that's right. Then your headquarters is about a cube 450 meters long, 120 meters wide, and 120 meters deep and high, because the islands in the Pacific Ocean that exceed this size are basically named. Since you are so mysterious, the Eight Achievements are underground buildings. There are not many islands that can withstand the pressure of a complex of this size, and the only suitable area is in the South Pacific, the Fiji Islands. ”

The monkey fiddled with a map, and casually drew a circle on it with his hand dipped in water, the circle was not large, but it was terrifying to see Yan Lao, because the place where his fingers were tapping was the location of the headquarters.

This location is top secret, not to mention that outsiders don't know, even if you don't have a route map, it is difficult to find the exact location, but this chatter like a wild animal found the location of the headquarters from a few words.

"Look at you like that! Lie to you! The monkey laughed, "I don't know." ”

"And how did you guess it......"

"You don't care." The monkey squinted at him, "But I'll tell you, old man." You'd better not do any tricks, I'm going to kill people, really. ”

Yan Lao had some heart palpitations, he was really a little worried about the moody monster in front of him, his behavior could not be defined by human standards at all, not only could he not guess his thoughts, but there was no way to grasp the laws of his behavior, everything was shrouded in mystery. He said that he would kill people, but Yan Lao had no doubts at all, and the only thing he didn't know was probably when he would kill people.

After ten hours of flight, the plane slowly landed at Chengdu Shuangliu Airport, Yan Lao did not get off the plane with him, but his staff officer followed the monkey out of the airport, and there were only two people.

The down-to-earth monkey stretched lazily again, although he had changed into a standard suit shirt, but no matter how he looked at it, he had a sloppy atmosphere, and he was lazy and lazy.

"I said, Xiao Zhao." The monkey touched his chin and looked at the staff officer who was following him with ill will: "It's just the two of us, don't keep a straight face, smile one." ”

Staff Officer Xiao Zhao squeezed out a smile with difficulty, and this smile made the monkey quickly wave his hand: "Don't laugh, you laugh like a dead father." Let's just say it, where are we going now? ”

"It's been arranged, someone will pick us up and go directly to Chongqing."

"Oh, your organization is actually ......" the monkey coldly wrapped his arm around the staff officer's neck, "It's actually a human trafficker, right?" ”

The staff officer pushed his glasses and said solemnly: "Strictly speaking, we are arresting human traffickers. ”

The monkey smiled and ignored him. just continued to shake like a hooligan, and kept staring at the thighs of other girls......

The distance from Chengdu to Chongqing is not far, more than 300 kilometers, and when it was just dark, they had already entered the five-star hotel that had been booked.

The monkey is like a soil dog that has never seen the world, touching around in a luxurious hotel, and even the small jade elephant that is put in the hall for display has been stolen by him, thinking that it is very valuable, but after asking the staff officer, he stupidly threw the jade elephant into the koi pond of the hotel, and he did not even have the interest to look back.

"It's boring...... So boring. The monkey tossed and turned on the big bed of the hotel, although the food in the five-star hotel was delicious, but he had no appetite at all after eating three catties of beef jerky on the way here: "Xiao Zhao! Call a few young ladies to play. ”

"I'm sorry." The staff officer's face was already dark: "It's not my duty. ”

"Uninteresting." The monkey sat up and stretched out his hand to the staff officer: "Give me money!" I hang out on my own. ”

"I have to stay on my feet."

"Give me money!" The monkey repeated angrily: "Just order!" ”

In the end, the staff officer still couldn't keep up with the monkey's escape speed, he just turned his head and disappeared with the money, his ability to hide from the surveillance has been perfected, the staff officer looked through the hotel records and only saw him come out of the room, as for where he went after he came out, really only God knows......

How long has it been since he entered civilized society, the monkey himself does not remember, he has lost many, many memories, and the self-diagnosis is permanent damage to the memory area of the brain stem, although I don't know how it got better later, but what was no longer there is probably never come back.

And the reason why he waited quietly in Africa was actually waiting for this day to be found by himself, because there were too many things for him to understand. He always firmly believes that no matter whether he finds himself or not, he can probably give him a reasonable explanation.

He's just a little out of his mind, but definitely not stupid.

When everyone thought he was looking for a young lady, he was actually sitting in a nightclub peeking at the girl's ass. Mixed in the dark, ghostly, just ...... The ghost was just sneaking in those hot butts and thighs, and as for the others, it didn't seem to have anything to do with him.

"Xiansen, won't you invite me to a drink?"

A well-dressed girl sat quietly beside him, with a smile on her eyebrows and eyes, and her eyes were full of spring.

However, the monkey didn't even glance at it, his eyes were still staring directly at the thighs on the dance floor, ignoring the little girl who came to the door next to him.

"Handsome guy...... You've got it in front of you, so why bother sneaking around. The little girl's tone was slippery, with an incomparably provocative tone: "How's it going?" Really don't invite me for a drink? ”

The monkey picked at his ears and turned his head impatiently: "Do you really not understand whether it is true or not?" Have a drink, please, and then you're going to tell me about 800 and 2,000 nights, right? Children, business is not like this, first of all, you have to understand the psychology of consumers, they will spend 2,000 for you, they definitely don't care about spending 5,000, and they are willing to spend 5,000 yuan. The key is what do you know about you? ”

The little girl was stunned by his words, and shook her head dumbly. The monkey's pride suddenly came to him, and he cleared his throat: "Your parents gave you such a good face, why?" It's not for you to spoil others, you should spoil them. Will it be a waste of people? ”

"No...... Won't ......"

"Okay, I'll just say something? It's not okay not to read these days, from ancient times to the present, all dynasties, there are always so many **** left good stories, what Du Shi Niang, what Mantangchun, what Chen Yuanyuan. Aren't these people all your peers, but if you think about it, these people are the masters of tossing people, and you have to be willing to let people be tossed, this is their technical work. Look at you, come up and ask me, 'Ouch, Xiansen invite me to have a drink', if I don't invite you, ask the next one, is this different from selling pork, isn't it all a stinky **** that people look down on? You don't even know what men are thinking, and you can't even understand the psychology of consumers, how can you succeed? ”

"Come on, come on." The monkey stretched out his hand and dragged the little girl to him: "Remember what I taught you." ”

As he spoke, he pinched the little girl's chin with his hand: "Head up! The corners of the mouth droop down! No smiles. ”

The little girl was blinded by him, so she could only obey as she was told, and then the monkey reached in with one hand from her short skirt and pinched her thigh: "If someone models you at this time, what do you usually do?" ”

The little girl was stunned for a moment, and then leaned into the monkey's arms. But then I heard him reprimand: "Get up! Who told you to come down? You're going to have to slap my hand down! You know, shoot it! Snort coldly, I'll listen. ”

"Humph......"

"It's too soft, it's too soft, it's cold!" The monkey pointed to his own frowning brow: "Eyebrows twisted, like me." Yes, yes, that's all. ”

Then his hand again pinched the girl's breast, which made the girl smarter, and slapped his claws off and frowned and snorted coldly.

"Not bad! One more thing you have to remember, you are a ****, you want to make money! You can't be cold all the time, and you'll starve to death if it's cold for three days. The monkey shook his fingers: "At this time, your best reaction is to tilt your head and glance at me from the corner of your eye, and come and learn from me." ”

"Want to play me? Yes, I just don't know the price you pay. ”

The little girl stood in front of a fat man who was cheap to her according to the monkey's method, with a cold and disgusted face, and the fat man's face was flushed with that look, and without saying a word, she took out her wallet and counted out five thousand yuan, and shouted as if she was humiliated: "Is it enough?" ”

The girl's eyes suddenly lit up, according to the usual she had already been lying in someone's arms and called the uncle, but today she had to look at the monkey's instructions, and sure enough, the monkey hiding behind shook his head, and made a very disdainful movement and signaled her to turn her head and leave.

The fat man was coaxed together, and he definitely couldn't get off the stage, so he grabbed the girl and said viciously: "Do you know who I am? I'll kill you like a ****. ”

The monkey saw that the girl's eyes were obviously flustered, but he pointed to the mobile phone on the table indifferently, and said with his lips, "I taught you just now." ”

"Oh? Then I'm going to see how you kill me. The girl regained her composure with the encouragement of the monkey, picked up the mobile phone next to her, turned on the speakerphone and dialed 110: "Come on, uncle." Repeat what you just said. ”

In fact, 110 didn't dial, but the fat man's forehead was already sweating, and he slowly let go of his hand and stared at the girl coldly: "We'll see." ”

At this time, a person walked from behind the girl, hugged her waist without saying a word, and said with a smile: "I didn't know there was a girl with such a character in my field, Sun San, how are you going to walk and see?" ”

"Ah...... Brother Tiger, it's you. Just kidding, just kidding. The fat man was startled, and hurriedly pushed the money in his hand over: "I drank some wine and frightened the beauty, this little meaning is not a respect, you take it and take it well......"

The girl looked at the monkey cautiously, and the monkey waved his hand to signal that he didn't want the money, and she obediently held the money in her hand, hesitated for a while, and then raised a rain of money.

The young people who were all on the high immediately screamed, although the money was not much, but the appearance of scattering and mixing the light and shadow effects was really shocking, and a bunch of people started to grab the money, although it was chaotic, it was also lively.

"Good!" This tiger brother looked quite bold, hugged the girl and shouted, and kissed her on the face: "I like your character!" ”

At this moment, the girl, who was overwhelmed by the sudden surprise, looked behind her again and saw that the monkey was no longer there. And from then on, even after she became the hostess of the shop, she never saw this sloppy and unkempt guy again, as if he had never appeared.

"Are you happy?"

After returning to the hotel, the monkey opened the door and saw an old man about seventy years old sitting on a chair with a cup of tea and a pack of cigarettes next to him, and he was also dressed plainly, typical of an old cadre.

"Happy, of course. Feel your thighs for free. Ignoring his presence, the monkey quickly stripped himself off to a pair of trousers, and then walked into the bathroom with a towel.

The old man was not in a hurry, he just waited quietly, smoking one cigarette after another, his expression was so flat that it even made people feel a little dull.

"Soon."

Seeing the monkey come out of the bathroom, he chuckled softly, stared at the criss-crossing scars on his body for a moment, and sighed softly as if he were choking.

"Undress and shower, one minute and thirty seconds." The monkey was not surprised by the old man's presence in the slightest: "You are the one who wants to find me?" ”

"Sort of, but at best, it's just a way to get the lost child back." The old man stood up: "Label 11920, Lu Fanlei, out of the ranks!" ”

The monkey gave him a blank look: "You are sick." ”

Seeing that the monkey did not react to the number and name, the old man frowned: "Your memory has been tampered with?" ”

"off, I forgot about it. But for the sake of your sincerity, I'll give you a chance to explain. The monkey sat on the bed, turned the air conditioner to 16 degrees and got into the quilt, leaving only one head exposed: "Oh, you don't know, blowing the air conditioner cover quilt is really enjoyable." ”