The monkey master was drunk, how many years have passed, he was drunk for the first time, and the two drunks shook in the alley step by step, holding on to the lamp pole and vomiting in the dark.

The people passing by were far away, but these two guys didn't consciously sing a song with incomplete tones, and no one knew what they were singing, even they didn't know it at all.

But that's okay, happy! The birth of a new life, I really like it too much for the monkey master, after Duanmu showed the crumpled little thing in the mobile phone to the monkey master, the monkey master drank three cups in a row, and then pointed to the little thing lying in the crook of the red lotus arm in the photo for a long time and couldn't speak.

"Send me away."

The monkey master drunkenly hooked Duanmu's neck: "Send me, don't send you to beat you." ”

"Get out of here!" Duanmu pushed away the monkey master and kicked him on the ass: "That's Lao Tzu's son!" ”

The monkey master was kicked to the ground, and then he simply didn't get up, and pointed to the barbecue stall not far ahead: "Go, buy food and wine for Lao Tzu!" ”

Duanmu smacked him, then staggered to buy a lot of things, and walked back with two large boxes of beer and two bottles of white, and then sat down beside the monkey master, bit the beer with his teeth, handed him a bottle of himself, and held a string in one hand and a bottle in the other.

The two of them got drunk and drunk, and then they cried while chatting Duanmu, and the monkey master rubbed his face like a fool and was silly next to him, Duanmu, who became a father, seemed to have grown up overnight, he was crying while planning the future, for the future of the child who had not yet been named, and for his own future, carefully planned.

He is a prodigal son, he has been wandering on the rivers and lakes for so many years, and he never even thought that there would be something to stop him, but since he became a family and a father, it seems that he has changed people in an instant, his eyes are full of calculations and plans, and he fantasizes that his son will have a great future in the future.

I don't know how long it took, the two of them slept on the side of the road like this, the monkey fell asleep a little late, he was worried that he had caught a cold, and then found three shared bicycles from the side of the road to cover him, and then he also covered one, and slept on the sidewalk.

Anyway, they don't know exactly how long they slept, but when they woke up, they already found that each other was sleeping in the ward, with the left and right beds, and Jian Gang, who was playing with his mobile phone, was sitting at the head of the bed.

Master Monkey slowly sat up from the bed, rubbed his eyes and yawned: "Why are we here?" Didn't you go home yesterday? ”

Hearing the words of the monkey master, Jian Gang raised his head and said with a smile: "Yes, go home." You two stupid people take off your shoes on the non-motorized lane, fold your clothes on top of the garbage can, and cover your bicycle with your bicycle, and that's called home? ”

"Looks like he's really drunk." The monkey man sighed, then picked up a bottle of water from the bedside of the hospital and unscrewed it and muttered most of the bottle: "Alcohol can cause me harm." ”

"But, you know how much you drink. You don't know that when the police called me at the time, I thought you were killed. Jian Gang looked at Duanmu: "You're fine, it's just alcohol poisoning." This guy is already in a deep coma, and last night he had a gastric lavage and an injection. ”

Oh...... Thinking about it, it seems that Duanmu drank more and more violently, but I didn't expect this guy to be so resistant to tossing, and he had already reached the point of coma, which is quite a shameful thing.

"What time is it?"

"Don't worry, I've already said hello to your place of work, your boss just happened to be there, he let you rest assured that you can go back whenever you want, and you won't deduct your salary." Jian Gang put his mobile phone on the hospital bed: "Didn't I say, what's wrong with you?" Drink like this without saying a word. ”

"Isn't this Duanmu a father, so I'm very happy......" The monkey master scratched his head: "And that's it." ”

Jian Gang rolled his eyes and rolled over: "There is something wrong." ”

She was just about to leave, but the monkey master grabbed her arm: "Hey, are you thinking about getting married?" ”

"No, I refuse." Jian Gang turned his head sideways: "I haven't played enough, what are you getting married, you stay here, I'll buy you something to eat." ”

The monkey master, who was rejected again, was very depressed anyway, but at this time there was a sigh next to him, and he looked down and found that Duanmu didn't know when he woke up, and he was hiding in the quilt and squeezing his eyebrows.

"You almost drank yourself to death."

"I know." Duanmu sat up from the bed: "But I've used my internal strength to force it out, and it's okay." Also, if I'm a girl and you propose like that, I don't have to slap you and you're already true love, you know? ”

"What else can I do?" The monkey master stretched out his hands: "Do I kneel down and propose?" She couldn't afford it. ”

That's right...... The monkey master will never kneel to anyone, even the collective consciousness of the great universe cannot forcibly suppress his will, kneeling is absolutely impossible to happen, even if it is kneeling on one knee, so it is definitely not possible to propose marriage like a conventional way, but if he is asked to have a romance, it seems stupid.

"Wait a few days, I'll figure it out for you." Duanmu touched his chin like a monkey master: "Let's go, let's go with me to see my son first." ”

"Wait a minute, Jiangang will come back from buying food immediately, if she can't see us, she will beat you."

Duanmu was stunned: "Why did you beat me?" ”

"She didn't want to beat me."

For Jiangang's unceremonious and double standard degree, no one knows better than the monkey master, she doesn't ask about the indiscriminate, the truth doesn't work in her, it is her consistent style to help relatives or not, if Duanmu runs away with the monkey master at this time, she can't see the monkey master when she comes back from buying things, if she doesn't beat Duanmu The monkey master twists off his head and kicks Duanmu as a ball.

So in order not to be beaten, Duanmu honestly waited here for Jiangang to come back, but before Jiangang came back, a large number of people came outside, in addition to the monkey family, there was actually Nephitian......

"Your breath suddenly disappeared last night, and Lao Tzu almost started Judgment Day." Nafei threw a cigarette to the monkey master when he came up from the sky: "Later, I found out that you actually drank alcohol, didn't you drink a drop of alcohol?" ”

"That was before." The monkey master sighed: "I make you worried." ”

"I'm not worried, don't you send you an invitation, I'll get married next week, and you will be my best man." Nephilian smiled and took out an invitation card from his arms: "Isha and I are getting married." ”

Master Monkey took the invitation and sighed: "Even your turtle grandson is going to get married." ”

"yes, I'm getting married, what about you? What day? Nephilim sat on the edge of his bed and smoked a cigarette: "Settle down, we can prepare for you, you poor person who has no father and mother, in the end, your father still has to arrange it for you." ”

"Get out of here." The monkey master kicked Nephilim out of bed: "Trash." ”

"Okay, okay, I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you, remember to look better next week, you have to wear a suit, Isha still likes their traditional weddings over there." Nephilim conjured a banana from his pocket and threw it on the monkey's bed: "Come, banana." ”

kicked away this cheap B, the monkey master collapsed on the bed and pretended to be dead, but even so, the three sessions still couldn't dodge, from top to bottom, each said two words, even Xiao Wu chattered the monkey master twice, and Bubu showed him a photo of him covering his bicycle and sleeping on the side of the road.

It's a real shame.

The monkey master is a person who wants a lot of face, and he was so suffocated that he couldn't speak for a long time, and there was no other way than to lie on the hospital bed and pretend to be dead.

"I'll tell you, if I post this photo and say that His Royal Highness the Prince of the Subhumans is this virtue, I don't know how many heartbreaks those little Asian girls will have to die." Tana said proudly: "I just brushed up on a wave of prestige, and in the blink of an eye, I was about to be ruined on the bicycle." ”

"All go, go." The monkey chased them out like flies, but to no avail.

"Brother, I didn't say you, your self-control, you know that alcohol will cause you harm, and you are still like this. What if something happens? What if the power goes berserk again? You should also exercise some restraint, I was terrified when I heard your news in the morning, so many winds and waves have passed, but don't dwell on this little thing. The little monkey pushed the banana away and fed it to the monkey master's mouth: "Next time, I can't be like a child again." ”

"I know, I know......" The monkey master ate the banana, glanced sideways at Duanmu who was snickering, and then said helplessly: "You guys go back first, it's very busy." ”

While talking, Tassel happened to walk back from outside with Jiangang, and the two of them looked really eye-catching when they talked and laughed, and when they saw Jiangang Monkey, the monkey master was like seeing a savior, and hurriedly asked for help with his eyes.

"I didn't see you dead at all, I don't know anything." Jian Gang spread out his hands: "Hurry up and get up and eat something." ”

After speaking, he handed the two noodles to Monkey and Duanmu respectively, and then there were eggs and hot milk, and Tassel also took out the bread and small pastries he had just bought from his bag, and then Tassel sat on the Monkey Lord's pillow and began to feed him little by little.

"That's how I fed him when I picked him up." Tassel smiled and said, "He was pretty bad at the time." ”

"It's not a good thing right now." Jian Gang pouted: "Okay, you guys go back first, I'll stay with the tassel." ”

In the end, Jian Gang still helped the monkey master to relieve the siege, of course, this is not for the monkey master to thank her, looking at her appearance, the monkey master feels that this guy may have something to say......

Sure enough, after the people were gone, Jian Gang circled twice in front of the monkey master's hospital bed: "I have a proposal." ”

"Huh? You said. ”

"It's not impossible to get married." Jian Gang touched his chin and looked at the monkey master with a scheming expression: "But there is a condition." ”

"Can you still talk about the conditions for this?"

"Of course, it's my big deal." Jian Gang said as a matter of course: "Do you promise or not." ”

"Tell me what it is."

"You say yes first."

"Okay, I promise."

After seeing the monkey master's promise, Jian Gang pointed to the tassel: "I want to marry her with me." ”

The monkey master was stunned: "Huh? ”