(The last chapter of the automatic update.,After that, I'm going to use the mobile phone codeword.,I try to avoid garbled characters and the like.。 ）

The familiar back alley, the distance of a door seems to separate this place from the outside world, there is no sin or so many troubles here, only the light spots of sunlight shining through the shadows of the trees and a group of meowing little wild cats.

The call of the monkey master seemed to have magical power, and after he snorted, the cats from all over the country gathered around him with their tails upright, and he took out three kilograms of minced meat from the box and put it on paper, watching the cats gobble up, and lighting a cigarette felt more satisfying than anything else.

"Ah, I knew you were here."

The beautiful voice came again, and the monkey raised his head to find that it was the cat woman from before, she was wearing a plain dress, the black cat tail behind her was dangling back and forth, and her ears were sticking out of her long hair, which was cute and cute.

"I'm so weird, I should be closer to them, but if you call, they'll all come to you." The cat girl puffed out her cheeks and said with an unhappy face, "Did you use any magic?" ”

"Probably they're all female cats." The monkey puffed out a puff of cigarette and looked at the cat girl through the cyan smoke: "You look very idle." ”

"Yes, I've been looking for a job in the past few days, and I'm waiting for news after all my resumes have been submitted." Meow Gu adjusted his tail slightly and sat down beside the monkey master: "Let me tell you, do you know that something big happened to the Yaren side yesterday?" ”

"What?" Master Monkey tilted his head: "What's the big deal?" ”

"Yesterday, His Royal Highness the Prince personally rescued many trafficked subhumans, and I said that we are protected by God, and His Highness is our God." Meow Gu held his heart in his hands and looked adoring: "If only I could be saved by His Highness...... Yes...... It's so sweet. ”

Seeing her dead look, the goosebumps all over the monkey's body rose. Needless to say, this little girl must have fantasized about the plot of a girl's comic, the kind of handsome prince rushed into the pile of bad guys, rescued the weak cat man girl in the midst of thousands of troops, and then held the kitten in one hand and the kitten in the other to kill the general from the enemy position, the kitten hugged the prince's neck, and the prince would hug her waist hard when his body trembled......

So the monkey man rolled his eyes and turned his head sideways without making a sound.

"Didn't I tell you? You are a bit like His Royal Highness. But he is much more handsome than you, and his temperament is very good, and it is said that he is two meters tall, very strong and handsome, full of manliness. ”

The monkey master turned his head with a strange expression: "What? ”

"Don't be unconvinced, that's His Royal Highness, where can mortals compare with him, you are already very good." Meow Gu comforted the monkey master and said, "And you look quite like him, this is already a great blessing." ”

"Huh?" The monkey master was obviously stunned: "You said that I am like another person, I still have to be grateful to Dade?" ”

"No, you're not a subhuman, you don't know the status of His Royal Highness in our hearts." Meow Gu waved his hand, revealing his little tiger teeth: "So this is the highest compliment." ”

The emotional intelligence of the kitten is still quite high, she knows that forcibly selling beliefs will be disgusted, and she will feel very lost if she is disgusted by someone who can be liked by so many cats for her own reasons.

"Do you usually have a lot of time at work?"

"Well, almost, I'm basically a mascot." The monkey master spat out his cigarette again, and looked ahead with empty eyes: "I actually plan to work hard, but everyone treats me as a mascot." ”

This statement was obviously the first time Meow Gu had heard of it, and she covered her mouth and laughed for a while, and then blushed and said, "I'm sorry, it's the first time I've heard that there are mascots at work." ”

"Why not, it's like a stone lion or an elephant at the door, or like a cat in a cat café, as long as you arrive on time every day, it's already work." The monkey master sighed: "This doesn't reflect my value at all." ”

"Okay, okay, you're not satisfied, you don't know how much I want to live like this every day. As for me, my biggest hobby is sleeping, if no one cares about me I can sleep all day, if any boss can invite me to sleep, it is simply too happy. ”

"Huh." Master Monkey looked her up and down a few times, and then said unceremoniously: "It's possible to sleep in the boss's bed." ”

"yes, I know that too, so you're living the life I've always dreamed of, so what's there to complain about. By the way, you haven't told me your name yet. I've told you all the names, so it's too much if you don't say it. ”

The monkey master pursed his lips and smiled: "Call me Lao Lu." ”

"Good at it, Lao Lu. I'll go back to sleep, see you later. ”

Watching the little sister of the cat man bouncing away, the monkey master shook his head with a smile, and at this time, a shadow slowly appeared on his side, and he shook his neck: "Spy on me?" ”

"No, I was just passing by and found my dear brother secretly chatting with a beautiful little girl, so I came over to take a look." The little monkey appeared and grabbed the monkey's neck from behind: "Brother, you are so handsome!" I watched Xiaohong's video today to know what you did, this is my brother! The cold-faced and hot-hearted Monkey King! ”

"Okay, you're an old girl, hug and hug, let the family see, when will I marry you off!"

"Oops! Why do you all say that about me, where am I an old girl? The little monkey said with an unhappy face, "I have a lot of suitors." ”

"Then hurry up! Bring one to me. ”

"There's no hope, there's no hope for them. They also don't look at what level of people my only parent is, what kind of thing they are. I won't marry myself until I find someone better than you. The little monkey said indignantly: "Besides, I won't be old, what's the hurry." ”

"I'm in a hurry." The monkey master twisted the little monkey's face hard: "I promised you to marry you off, you hurry up for me!" ”

"Ah, brother! I suddenly remembered, I have something to do, let's go first, go home for dinner in the evening, you make me sweet and sour pork ribs. ”

The little monkey shook his body, turned into a puff of green smoke and appeared at the mouth of the alley, turned around and waved at the monkey master with a smile, and then ran away.

Seeing that the sensible little monkey was now so slippery, the monkey man sighed helplessly, and slowly walked back to work with his hands behind his back, and just when he went back, the store manager grabbed him: "The girl came yesterday, you can solve it yourself." ”

"I don't even know who it is."

The store manager didn't care so much, led him to a table in the corner, and the monkey found that there was really a girl with short hair, she was looking out in a daze, and the store manager saw this scene, pinched the monkey's thigh hard, and then pushed him forward.

The monkey master was a little confused, he scratched his head and stepped forward: "Hello, are you looking for me?" ”

When the girl heard the voice of the monkey master, she immediately turned her head and showed a bright smile, and then habitually stroked her hair, but when she found her short hair, she stuck out her tongue in embarrassment, and then stood up and took out a cleanly washed thermos bucket from the small bag she carried, handed it to the monkey master with both hands, and bowed deeply: "Thank you." ”

The monkey master looked down at the thermos bucket, and then blinked his eyes twice: "Are you ......?"

"It's the fool you rescued." The girl pursed her lips, and her expression couldn't tell whether she wanted to cry or laugh: "Have you forgotten?" ”

After careful observation, the monkey master finally remembered who this girl was, wasn't this the long-haired beauty who carpooled in the taxi when he went out to a party that night, and the one who was dumped by her boyfriend.

"How's it taste?"

"It's good, but I won't eat crucian carp again." The girl smiled and said, "Because no matter what you do, you will tarnish that smell." ”

"That's up to you." Master Monkey took the thermos bucket: "But since you are expressing your gratitude, you can't say it empty-handed." ”

The girl was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly took out her wallet from her pocket: "How much do you want, I only have more than a thousand, not enough for me to get it." ”

The monkey didn't even look at her wallet, just smiled and said, "Our working meal is not delicious, I want to go to the opposite side to eat Brazilian barbecue." ”

After saying this, the girl laughed coldly, and then even blew out the snot bubbles, looking really embarrassed.

"I'm going alone, you don't have to go." The monkey master added: "Otherwise, people still think that I have some ideas, I have a girlfriend." ”

"Well, yes. People like you, if you don't have one, it's weird. ”

At noon, the monkey master was really a Brazilian barbecue to eat alone, as for the girl, where she liked to go, the monkey was too lazy to care. As for whether it will hurt her self-esteem, Master Monkey can pat his chest and promise that people who have walked past the brink of death will be stronger than anyone else.

As for this meal, everyone understands that this is nothing at all, the monkey master doesn't care about a Brazilian barbecue and the girl also knows that the monkey master is just looking for a reason to make her feel at ease, starting from a stranger and ending with a stranger, everyone is a passerby in life, the monkey may become the warmest stroke in her memory, but after all, it is not a person of the world, there is no need to entangle.

So the monkey master made a very gentlemanly and gentlemanly move, and after the store manager stalked him and asked him to tell his story, everyone in the store praised the monkey master's actions, saying that this is what a pure man should do.

Of course, this matter spread quickly, and the monkey master, who already had many fans, immediately changed from a handsome uncle to a gentle and good man with a warm heart and lungs, and the admiration of those little girls for him reached a peak in an instant, and many people came over to ask for the comfort of a monkey master.

In the end, the monkey master simply wrote hundreds of cards in an afternoon's work hours, each card was written with different words, who wanted to send one directly, but because his handwriting was good and the sentences were particularly beautiful, so this incident quickly caused a lot of turmoil, and finally the store manager said that only by buying and selling the corresponding package could he get Brother Lu's exclusive card.

The end result of this decision was that the turnover of their store increased by 300% in one day, and even alarmed the boss, and the boss gave instructions to the monkey master, saying that he didn't have to do anything, just concentrate on making these cards exquisitely, and each card gave the monkey master three yuan!

Three dollars doesn't seem like much, but you know...... Yesterday alone, 920 copies of this 27 yuan 7 set were sold! That is, the monkey master's income has reached 2,700 yuan a day.

Even if the popularity decreases the next day, there is still a turnover of more than 800 copies, and the monkey master is so powerful that each of his cards is not repeated, and the above words cover the classics from the Book of Poetry to the Three Musketeers, from the Legend of Lipiria to the Godfather tetralogy, covering the famous works of ancient and modern China and foreign countries and even different worlds.

In addition, the revised card is full of literary atmosphere, and it can even be directly used as a bookmark, so many people not only eat alone, but also invite a lot of people to eat, money is secondary, they just want that card, which is the same as playing a game and pumping skins, it's crazy.

And because the above sentence is completely random, some people even buy a lot of ...... in order to get a card they like There are also people who don't like all of them for a certain sentence, so they save a stack just like stamp collecting. And the more people who get the cards, the more they will find how attentive these small cards are, and the pattern of each card and the sentences behind it are consistent.

For example, when writing about Monkey King, it is the four masters and apprentices who are full of shadows walking on the boundless Gobi Desert, although there are only silhouettes, but they are beautiful. For example, when writing about love, there will be all kinds of love story scenes, which are so exquisite that they can be used as title pages or illustrations for publications.

"Where did you get all this?" The store manager lay on the table and looked at the monkey who was immersed in writing: "Each picture is different." ”

"Confidentiality, trade secrets." The monkey master smiled: "Anyway, I can make money from this now." ”

"No, we're relying on you for bonuses now." The store manager hey Yile: "I'll serve you exclusively in the future, thigh." ”

"Don't dare to be, go give me that glass of water."

"Stinky boy!" The store manager patted the monkey on the head, smiled and scolded and walked to the pantry.

And the monkey master raised his head and stretched his waist at this time, and sighed twice: "It's really an ordinary and busy life." ”

But even so, the monkey really likes it. There are not so many things to destroy the world, and there are not so many killings to kill, simple repetition, simple life. When I'm annoyed, I go out to feed the cat, and occasionally chat with Meow Gu about what happened and who she met today. Coming back and continuing to be his professional card maker, although there are no waves, but it is extremely filling.

There is a store manager who takes care of himself as a younger brother, there is a group of younger brothers who regard him as a spiritual leader, and strangers who come and go every day, the years should be like this, and life should be like this.

"I'm off work." Master Monkey hung his apron in the lounge, and then said to the little brother on the evening shift who had just walked in, "Call me if you have something." ”

"Okay, Brother Lu. A handsome guy came to you outside and said let me tell you, he invited you to supper today. ”

"Who?"

The monkey master walked out and found Duanmu standing there with a smiling smile, and immediately stretched out his hands when he saw him: "Your godson is out, red envelope!" ”

"What?" The monkey master was stunned for a moment, and then a smile gradually appeared: "Pulled out?" ”

"What bullshit ...... words" Duanmu shook his hand: "Happy today, go have two drinks?" ”

"Drink!" The monkey master hurriedly walked to the back, took out a piece of red wrapping paper, and then grabbed a handful of steel hammers from his cabinet and wrapped it in: "Red envelope, reward you." ”

"Hey." Duanmu put the so-called red envelope in his hand and weighed it: "Comfortable, it's not light after all." Walk, drink and go! ”