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From that day on, the tassel began to become chattering, and after receiving the welcome ceremony, she began to follow a bunch of cultists every day. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Not to mention, because she is beautiful and has a soft personality, she became the senior secretary of the Membrane Monkey Society in less than two days, and if she is exchanged for the title of cult, she is probably equivalent to a priestess, right...... The priestess of the Miracle Monkey Cult, the priestess who is ready to dedicate her body and mind to the supreme faith.
Not a female driver.
The monkey master is very sad, he didn't expect things to develop like this, he is actually very opposed to the cult, but this cult simply makes him cry and laugh, the main creator is Bubu, the core members have tassels, and the belief is still himself.
That's it, he was embarrassed to talk to Tassel...... And he also found a problem, that is, this cult is engaged in pyramid schemes! It's only been a few days since the tassel went in? She began to encourage Little Monkey, Tana, Dia, and Dai Wei to join the Cult of the Membrane Monkey.
In the end, she really moved Tana, and Tana successfully entered the Membrane Monkey Cult as a businessman, and with her strong financial resources, she became her father as soon as she entered, and she rewarded 50 million yuan.
Fifty million...... The largest income of the Membrane Monkey Divine Sect since its establishment, in front of these people who can't make it low, this is life-saving money.
This time, Tana suddenly got the same treatment as a queen, and the tassel definitely became a saint-level existence. And Tana Gongju is not a fuel-efficient lamp, after all, he was born in the emperor's family, and in addition to being a real high priest, he also has a bunch of genuine magicians who study the theory of relativity all day long. And her sense of internal existence in the monkey master system is quite thin, so she simply took over the banner of the Monkey God Sect with a little bit of means.
After the establishment of the consortium and the forces of magicians, a small cult with less than 300 members exploded in geometry, and the number of members skyrocketed to 3,500 in three days, and almost 10,000 in a week......
The monkey master was curious about how this girl did it, and only after Xiaohong's investigation did she know that this little girl was actually spending money to hire people to become religious, and she was now fighting for the silver dragon who also had nothing to do in Japan, so that the silver dragon boss could open a branch in Japan.
"I'm going to see it myself...... If you don't look again, they're going to explode. After the end of the day's business, the monkey master silently said to Xiaohong: "The tassel hasn't come for three days, and it's really not good to focus on developing the cult......
"In what capacity are you going? Has Heavenly Father Come? You have to know that you are the core of their faith, and you just went bareheaded? ”
"Then ......" Monkey touched his chin: "I wear a little makeup?" ”
"I recommend you change your identity and choose one of my places."
Xiaohong projected more than 30 fully licensed identities in front of the monkey master, including the owner of the bakery, the washing, cutting and blowing brother, the courier and the mall security guard, etc., all of whom were little-known little people.
"Then mall security. By the way, there is no news from Nephilim's side, there has been no sound from him for a week. ”
"The time tassel over there is already equal because of the relationship between his creation, so there is no news for the time being. And even if the ichthyosaurus goes to find him, I'm afraid it's not so fast, think about the trouble you have to find someone yourself, the ichthyosaurus is the same as you. ”
"That'll do." The monkey master took off his apron and locked the door of the store: "Let's go, go to the cult's office and have a look." ”
"I'll show you the way."
Through Xiaohong's guidance, the monkey master quickly found the office of this membrane monkey god cult. It's really good to say that they have money, it turns out that their meeting place is in a closed gym, but now they have rented an entire floor in the famous CBD, and there are billboards set up outside, and the temperament is not the same at all.
Riding the elevator upstairs, the monkey master wearing a hat and turtle clothes was shocked by the huge photo of himself at the door...... This photo was taken by the tassel last night forcibly asked the monkey master to pose, and it looks handsome. At first, he didn't know what he was doing, but now when he looked at it, he realized that he had inadvertently given the cult a perfect propaganda photo, and it was still free.
"Welcome to the Psychic Society, may I ask you something?"
Pushing open the door, the little girl at the front desk greeted her warmly, and then chattered like the little girl who recommended the card in the hair salon: "You can take a look casually, if you are a person with a level of superpowers, we can provide you with very good job opportunities, if you are an ordinary person, it doesn't matter, all members here enjoy the same opportunities, ordinary people can also shine." If you look at this newcomer, she has only been in for less than ten days, but she has become a core member, as long as you are sincerely interested in special abilities, you will be our brother. ”
"What's the benefit of joining you?" The monkey man lowered the brim of his hat: "Will you encourage me to be a suicide bomber?" ”
"You're laughing. We are a society, not a cult, but a peace-loving organization. Our society is mainly to study the only great power on earth and his contribution to the world. ”
"He's not the only one." The monkey master coughed: "There are other people's." ”
The little girl at the front desk was stunned for a moment: "You...... Are you here to smash the field? ”
"No, no, no, it doesn't mean that, I'm just going to correct your mistakes. I would like to ask, what are the procedures for joining? ”
The little sister looked at the monkey master suspiciously for a while, and then took out a form from the drawer: "Fill out this form, and then pay a deposit of three hundred yuan." Tomorrow at 9 a.m. we will have a welcome ceremony, and then we will send you a set of standard clothes. Rest assured, the clothing is stylish and designed by well-known designers. Once you've officially joined, you'll have access to free food all day on Saturdays and Sundays and a daily emergency call service. Of course, it's all a mutual aid model, and you have to step up when other members have an emergency, but you're allowed to do what you can. The day-to-day work is simple, but soon we will be exploring other worlds and looking for quest opportunities and business opportunities in other worlds, which are only open to members. ”
The monkey master silently took out three hundred yuan, and then pouted his ass and lay there to fill out the form, looking quite serious.
At this time, the door behind him opened, and the monkey master heard the sound of the tassel, she seemed to be talking to someone on the phone, assigning tasks, quite the posture of the head of the tassel door back then.
She didn't stay long, just said hello to the little girl at the front desk and walked in, and the monkey master glanced sideways and found that she had actually started to wear professional skirts...... Obediently, it's terrible, I can't tell that Tassel is still a professional woman.
However, she seems to be very fulfilling, although it is far from the dream of starting a sect, but at least it is a similar profession.
After the monkey master filled it out, he handed over the fake ID card to the front desk, and the little sister actually went to verify his identity, and after confirming that it was correct, he sent the monkey master a badge: "You must bring a badge when you enter and exit here, and your personal information is entered in it." ”
"Got it, tomorrow at nine o'clock, right?"
After receiving an affirmative answer, the monkey master wandered home, and not long after arriving, the tassels followed, and she excitedly and mysteriously came to the monkey master to show off and said, "We may also go to another world to carry out a mission." ”
"Where did you get your permits? Private organizations don't have the right to pass through portals, do they? ”
"Tana got her permit." Tassel raised his head proudly: "But I'm not going, I'm in charge of internal scheduling." ”
"But I'm curious, what did they trick you in?"
"Be a sacrifice!" The tassel leaned into the monkey's ear and bit his ear: "I later learned that they tricked the beautiful girl into it, kept it in it, and gave it to you when they saw you one day." ”
"Hold the grass...... Cult. The monkey master asked in surprise: "And then, how many did they deceive?" ”
"I'm the first, they say they don't see anyone prettier than me."
Feed...... Don't be complacent about those who have been deceived into making sacrifices! And this is on the basis of knowing that she is a sacrifice, how long is this brain circuit?
"I won't tell you, I'll get up early tomorrow, I'll go take a shower and sleep." Tassel took advantage of the absence of others and quickly kissed the monkey master: "You have worked hard during this time." ”
The monkey master smiled stupidly, and held down the tassel's arm to prevent her from leaving: "I said, you have to distinguish clearly, don't be brainwashed." And here is your Most High God. ”
"Of course I do! If it weren't for you, I would have killed them all. Tassel looked at the monkey master with a smile: "Now Tana has the most power, and I am second." ”
"Why did you become second?"
"Because...... Because I am a sacrifice. Tassel scratched his head: "Holy Maiden, do you understand, the sacrifice to be offered to you?" ”
"Oops...... What is dedicated to me, our children have all been born, isn't it? ”
"Nonsense!" Tassel rolled his eyes: "Don't stain my innocence, I'm your master." ”
"Master still kisses me?" The monkey master reached out and hugged the waist of the tassel and pressed his face against her stomach: "Actually, when I think about it, I'm really glad that you came along, if I can't see you after I am resurrected, I may go crazy." ”
Tassel's face was flushed, for fear of being seen by Dai Wei and Bubu, and he didn't even know where to put his hand, just stood so stupidly.
"What are you doing?"
Suddenly, Bubu appeared in front of the monkey master coldly, squinting his eyes and looking at the monkey master and the tassel with an expression of catching a rape in the bed. And this greeting directly frightened the tassel so much that he jumped out of the monkey's arms, and rushed to his room, even running away from his shoes halfway.
"Yo, I can't see it, you still have this kind of thing, from the moment she came, I felt that something was wrong with the two of you."
"Don't pop up next time."
"This is my own home, Daddy." Bubu Yin and Yang sighed strangely: "Is it disturbing some people's good things?" ”
The monkey lord looked sideways at Bubu and nodded very sincerely.
"You ......"
"What are you, I haven't bothered you yet." The monkey master picked up her ears: "Come over to me!" ”
was caught by the big saboteur, Bubu didn't have any tricks at all, she just had a lot of tricks, and it was just a dish in front of the monkey master who broke the ten thousand laws, so in addition to being dragged to the balcony by ouch yo yo straight exchange, splitting her head and covering her face was a stinking scolding.
Although she didn't swear, Bubu, who has always been favored by the monkey master, met such a stern monkey master for the first time, and at first she wanted to fight with reason, but even if she was more advanced, she could compete with the monkey master who was a watering can?
So after a while, she was already scolded and lost her voice, Zhenzhen'er was like a father training her daughter, from tutoring to character, and then to the future development direction.
"I'll tell you, you'd better be simple, simple, and kind to me. It's okay not to be like a child, but you give Lao Tzu a little bit like a normal person! No, then there's time for me to clean you up! ”
The monkey master lit a cigarette and poked Bubu's head and sprayed there, Bubu was crying sadly, Xiao Wu felt sorry for the little sister, and secretly looked at the door, but after Dai Wei came back, he just took a look and sat in the living room drinking coffee and reading the contract, regardless of the monkey master training the child.
"Bubu is so pitiful, don't you go to persuade him?" Tassel also felt very sorry for Bubu, but she knew the temper of the monkey master, so she had to ask Dai Wei to come to the rescue: "He's so fierce...... I've never seen him lose his temper so much. ”
"Dad educates his children, there is no need to meddle." Dai Wei was light-hearted: "Bubu has not been in charge of his father since he was a child, and I am busy with work, and if I don't care about it, I will become a wild child." That's good. ”
"Oh...... I don't understand. ”
Seeing the tassel's silly appearance, Dai Wei raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "You will understand when you become a mother in the future." ”
At this time, the quarrel on the balcony escalated again, and Bubu's mental mood was about the same as that of a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl, so it broke out in the end, and she actually began to talk back and roar at the monkey master who was the great destroyer.
Of course...... This roar turned into a miserable cry in a blink of an eye, but the monkey master never stopped, and he has been criticizing harshly and targetedly.
"Yes, that's right. You are my daughter, I promise you to be willful, but one day when you grow up, your character will kill you, do you know? You are a princess in this world, and a princess like no other, and you can despise anyone in the world because of me. But what if I die? I'm a lot more vulnerable than you think, you know? When one day I'm gone, what will happen to you for the rest of your life? ”
"You have the ability, but no one stronger than you can count on ten hands. What are you? You're nothing! You like to get things done, you like to get attention. Do you know what this consequence is? Did I tell you how ichthyosaurs were removed? As I said, even he has weaknesses and flaws, what are you? ”
Bubu suddenly stopped, and looked at the monkey master in a daze: "Dad...... Do you remember me? ”
"Hold the grass?" The monkey raised his hand and gave himself a mouthful: "Damn." ”
"Hold the grass!!! Do you always remember that you liared? Are you pretending to be stupid? ”
Sure enough, emotions are not a good thing, I was carried away by my anger, and I subconsciously said that I was bald...... This can be regarded as exposed.
"Oh......" Bubu burst into tears and laughed, "You're going to do something bad." ”
"Don't be too smart." The monkey master sighed: "You know what to do, right." ”
"Got it, got it." Bubu still had snot on his face, but he smiled quite happily: "Then what can I do to help you?" ”
"Don't let that cult breaker grow too fast." The monkey master frowned: "Also, you keep a low profile for Lao Tzu, did you hear that?" (To be continued.) )