Early in the morning, the monkey master pretended to go to a lying shop, gave those little vixens a holiday, and then disguised himself as a security guard Huang Dahai, and quietly came to the activity center of the Membrane Monkey God Cult, waiting for the baptism of the newcomer. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

It may have been past work hours last night, so I didn't see a few people, but when I came in the morning, there were sixty or seventy newcomers like him in the activity center, and there were magicians in their signature coats around from time to time...... No, it should be called Membrane Monkey Mage by now.

On the front curtain hangs a huge photo of the monkey himself, and on top of the large photo hangs a small photo of Tana and the Lion King. It's really like that, but no matter what, it can't change the nature of their cult.

While the newcomers were sitting next to them and waiting, the seniors who had joined the association earlier were doing morning classes, saying that the morning classes were actually silent recitation of the teachings, and the top cult leaders above were constantly brainwashing to be loyal to the monkey master, he was the only true god in the world.

"Monotheism and cult are one step away." The monkey master sat down and quietly played with his mobile phone and sent the photographed things to Bubu: "Look at the good things you have done." ”

Xu is Bubu is still sleeping lazily and didn't get up or was speechless, anyway, she never returned to the monkey master, and the monkey master also squinted his eyes and took a nap under boredom.

But just when he was about to fall asleep in a daze, he was suddenly woken up by the newcomer next to him, saying that he was going to stand up and take an oath......

Damn, you still have to take an oath? The monkey master was very confused, because when he took the oath, the embarrassing cancer attacked on the spot. Swearing to dedicate oneself to oneself, is there anything more embarrassing in the world? There may be, but it's absolutely not right, at most it's a guest at the goddess's house and and blocked the toilet or something.

But it's not okay not to read, so the monkey master had to lower his head and mouth one by one, looking like he was pretending to recite the oath, but there was a mage thief patrolling the field next to him, and the mage used collecting magic to collect everyone's voices while patrolling, and found that whoever had a small voice or didn't make a sound, he would go up and mark it.

Although he didn't know what this mark was for, the monkey master didn't like to be labeled, so when the mage came to him, he suddenly took a dozen steps back and came to the position he was thirty seconds ago.

Because it was a forced cut of time, no one felt strange, not even the person who was cast, and he still walked slowly forward at the pace just now.

Whenever he was about to go to the monkey master, his independence time would regress, and after thirteen or fourteen times, the stinky and long oath finally ended. It was also noon, and the backbone of the cult next to him immediately led the group of newcomers to the dining hall for a welcome meal.

To be honest, Master Monkey has to admit that the food here is really great. Six people at a table, seven dishes and one soup, the match is perfect, the decoration is also very elegant, and there are many details that look at the style of Tana, a part-time designer.

There are still a lot of girls in the Membrane Monkey Divine Sect, and I don't know what these girls who seem to have a good social level are trying to join such a cult, but if they knew that they were deceived into the cult by a five- or six-year-old child, I am afraid they would set fire to the house.

During the meal, there were still people preaching and brainwashing in front of him, and the monkey master just ate with his head down, not listening carefully like others at all.

He felt a little amazing, because it didn't look like these people were cheated at all, were they really all sincere beliefs?

The Monkey Master felt that this matter was quite strange, and it didn't seem as simple as it seemed, so he decided to investigate this Membrane Monkey Divine Cult carefully.

"Why don't you thank the Almighty?"

When the monkey master was eating with all his heart, a female member next to him suddenly asked dissatisfiedly, "Your belief is fake, right?" ”

I believe you're fucking up...... Lao Tzu believes in himself? I can't take any of what you're saying. The monkey master glanced up at her, rolled his eyes, and continued to drink his soup

"Senior brother, his faith is hypocritical!"

Unexpectedly, after the monkey master showed a disdainful expression, the girl stood up and denounced him, and then three or five mages of the mage of the membranous monkey followed a person in a suit to come over, standing beside the monkey master, and asked the woman with a pleasant face: "Senior sister, what's wrong?" ”

"He didn't say a word about the good of the mighty man from beginning to end, and when I questioned him, he squinted at me with the roll of his eyes."

Seeing this woman's indignant and enthusiastic appearance, the monkey master felt a little inexplicable, and it was really embarrassing and embarrassing to have a meal to thank himself.

"Really?"

The senior brother stared at the monkey master, and then said to the monkey master quite kindly: "This junior brother, shall we go to take a test?" ”

Master Monkey rolled his eyes: "Test what?" ”

"It's nothing, we think you might be a capable person."

"Okay...... Feel free to test it. ”

Soon, the mages of the membranous monkey took the monkey master into a small room that was simply painted pure white, and in front of the monkey master sat a middle-aged mage, who looked a little Taoist.

"Don't be nervous, just look at this picture and answer my question."

He held a bells and whistles ghost drawing talisman in his hand and dangled it in front of the monkey master, who tilted his head to look at this guy's strange behavior, indicating that he didn't know why.

"Look at it."

"Oh." The monkey master crossed his arms and looked at the ghost talisman: "And then." ”

"Who are you?"

"Yellow Sea."

"What the hell?"

"Security guards."

"How old are you?"

"Thirty-four."

"What is the purpose of being here?"

"Membrane monkey, hahahaha......" The monkey master couldn't help laughing: "Alas...... Alas, if we don't make trouble, I can't control it. ”

The mage of the membranous monkey frowned, stood up without the slightest sense of humor, and walked out without saying a word, leaving the monkey master here alone.

After a while, the door was opened again, and Tana Gongju, the supreme leader of the Membrane Monkey God Sect, dressed as a princess, walked in from outside and sat down in front of the monkey master, followed by several white-robed mages.

"Is that him?"

"Yes, Your Highness Princess, your hypnotic swatches don't work for him."

"Okay, I got it. You go out first. ”

After a while, several mages walked out, and Tana put her arms around her hands: "Take off your hat!" Show your face, do you know who you're facing right now? ”

The monkey master laughed lightly, and then slowly raised his head: "Do you know who you are facing now?" ”

"Hold the grass...... Husband! ”

"Don't scream." The monkey master took off his hat: "I just think there is a problem, it seems that you are really doing something." ”

"I don't......" Tana said coquettishly, "You know, I'm the high priest, and I set up a religion to be my professional counterpart." ”

"But you use your spirit to induce."

"What's the matter, they're all stupid anyway." Tana tilted her head and looked at the monkey master with a smile: "You are up to me this time, and I will still give you a strong momentum." ”

The monkey master stared at Tana: "Tell the truth." ”

"Addictive." Tana looked down and muttered, "Each of them has something to do, but what about me." I have nothing to do but arrange assassins and spies to make money. And because I felt that Yu Lao was targeting me, I was marginalized. What's the point of me coming here with you if you don't find something to do? It's better to go back and be my queen. You see, I'll give you the number, Dia is in charge of R&D, Ye Fei is in charge of internal affairs, You is the head coach, and even Jiangang is so useful. What about me? It's all a vase, and I'm worse than any of them? Who am I? I'm the princess of an empire across Eurasia, and what I've learned since I was a child is how to govern a country, and you treat me like a vase? You yourself said, "We were married, and you married mine!" Well, even if it's a political marriage, I'm a princess! How can you tell others that I am a fake marriage? ”

The more Tana spoke, the more aggrieved she became: "I know that the person you pretend to be in your heart is not me, but you also treat me as your own on the surface, you don't trust me at all!" Not even a friend, right? ”

"I don't remember."

"You fart! What do I do? I'm a soul sacrifice, I clearly felt the fluctuation in your eyes just now, what else are you pretending. Tana pouted: "I'm just doing this now, or is it for you, can't you support me?" ”

The monkey master touched his nose, he didn't expect that he would be slapped by Tana, who had the most non-existent sense, the princess's mouth was really powerful, and her mouth exploded.

"Okay, okay...... I'm rooting for you. ”

"I'll tell you, I knew you had fake amnesia the first night, but I'll help you keep it a secret until now."

"You know everything?"

"I'm a soul sacrifice, the god I worship is called the soul goddess, I can't be clearer about your soul fluctuations, do you want me to take a shadow demon out of your body and ask it?"

"You can't smoke ......"

"Humph!"

It's over, and it's dominated by anti-customers. Originally, he just came to question Tana for using evil tricks to control believers, but now it has become his own bad, and Tana is speechless by all the lectures.

"But...... Soul fluctuations, you say? I have? ”

The monkey's heart couldn't help but beat, he was made of something, just like the monster that Frankenstein had made. No emotion, no soul, but now Tana says she feels his soul fluctuation, which makes him amazing.

"Don't you feel it?"

"The soul itself defies science."

"You're against science! The soul is real, it is a spiritual body that resides in the human body, and it can lead you to the origin of another world. ”

"That'...... Do I really have it? ”

"That's right! It's clear and powerful, stronger than anything I've ever seen before. Tana nodded earnestly: "Even the fluctuations of your soul are already visible to the naked eye. ”

"No one has ever told me about it."

"Because they're not soul sacrifices! You've gotten stupid. Tana sighed: "Don't talk about this, do you support me or not?" ”

The monkey master didn't answer directly, but after a moment of silence, he said, "Is it possible to stay here, and I can also practice how to touch the soul?" ”

Tana looked into the monkey's eyes and didn't speak, just laughed.

Soon, the two of them walked out, Tana said a few words to the white-robed mage monkey outside, and then the monkey master was brought back to the event site, still wearing a hat and expressionless.

The powerful are very strong, but this kind of out-of-the-way thing actually really has to learn from others, Tana said that she is willing to guide him anytime and anywhere, because strictly speaking, Tana's remaining relatives are only the monkey master, a husband who has not had sex with her.

And the monkey master also found that he really seemed to ignore Tana, although there was no love between them at all, but it was definitely not so estranged.

After the first mimpranous monkey puja, the monkey went to Tana's residence. Tana lives alone outside, more than 700 square meters, with three floors, which looks quite luxurious. The first time the monkey came here, I felt that Tana's style was still quite high, if he was asked to decorate, it would definitely be impossible to have such petty bourgeois feelings, at most put a swimming pool outside the house.

"It's my first time here."

"yes, you know that." Tana put a glass of red wine in front of the monkey master: "No one believes it, as a husband, you actually came to your house for the first time." ”

"This kind of thing...... It's still a little embarrassing. ”

"What's the embarrassment." Tana had already changed into pajamas, leaned on the couch with her legs curled, and was lazy: "It's just right for you to live here, but you're like a guest." ”

"Actually, I'm quite polite."

"You've changed so much, and after one mission, I barely recognize you. The big destroyer who the heavens and the earth. ”

The monkey master laughed and waved his big hand: "It's dead." ”

"Are you going to stay here today? The bed was big and two people didn't cram together. ”

"Hah...... Haha......" The monkey master laughed dryly: "I want to go back to tutor Xiao Wu, she just went to school, she can't keep up, she is third from the bottom of the exam, she is Wu Zetian, this score is not good." ”

"Excuses." Tana pursed her lips and took out a stack of materials from under the coffee table next to her: "These are academic reports on soul studies, it shouldn't be difficult for you to understand." Let's take it back and see it first. ”

"Okay. But then again, why don't you live with them? ”

"I have money." Tana lay down on her side, walking naked, and as soon as she raised her eyes, she saw everything: "And I'm an outsider, and they don't like me very much." ”

"Doesn't Dia like you very much?"

"But she's Frankenstein, so what can I talk about in common with her?" Tana sighed: "I'm lonely, can you come and accompany me more in the future?" ”

"You...... Don't make friends? ”

"Friends? Who deserves. Tana smiled and moved to the monkey master's side and took out the crown: "My territory is vast, my people are innumerable, my power is monstrous, and my status is noble, who deserves it?" Should I discuss with those people which watch is beautiful but expensive? ”

"You've changed...... I used to remember that you were quite simple and kind. ”

"My father died, my brother wanted to kill me, my country was almost shattered, and my world system was destroyed. You teach me how to be simple and kind, I can't learn it. ”

"Oh...... In that case, you're pretty pitiful. ”

"Do you have a conscience! If it weren't for you, I would still be a noble princess, and maybe I would have married a prince and had a beautiful child. But you have destroyed my home. ”

"That...... Well, what are you going to do. ”

"It's not good, I just hope ...... You should at least consider me a friend. ”

"Definitely."

"I believe you, you never lie."

"Okay, thanks. Send me a mission tomorrow or something, I guess...... Try the life of ordinary people. ”

"Yes, husband."

"Haha...... It's still a little embarrassing. (To be continued.) )

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