Just like the high school sports meeting, the sports meeting was of course preceded by speeches by leaders at all levels, and the first to play was the group of old men of the Fairy Sword League who were highly respected but useless, similar to the United Nations. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

The opening sentence is the same as what it says, have these guys forgotten that this is a martial arts contest to recruit friends? Don't be tall, this is just a competition to recruit relatives.

The next to come on the stage were the representatives of the various sects, they were not necessarily the heads of the sects, but most of them were the more prestigious people in the sects, and they gave a stinky and long speech on behalf of their respective sects, most of these speeches were to highlight the various virtues of their sects, in short, they were just beeping a bunch of useless nonsense.

In short, these people beeped from early in the morning to almost noon before they got to the point, and the people of the Sword Alliance began to announce the rules of the competition. The rules of the competition are very close to the big cycle mode, first all the registered players are divided into several groups, A, B, C, D, E, G, G, XIN, NON, 12 groups, and then each group competes for the top one or two groups in the group.

After the group qualification, the twenty-four people enter the semi-finals, the semi-finals draw lots to determine the opponent, and finally divided into the winner's group, the loser's group, the first place in the winner's group and the first place in the loser's group for the final final, the final is divided into three rounds, and the content will be decided at the time of the game.

In other words, brute force and force alone do not necessarily lead to the first place. On the bright side, the mechanism is fairer, the competition is more exciting, and it gives many niche cultivators who are not outstanding in force more room for promotion, but in fact, ah...... There are too many ways for this mechanism to be operated in the dark, and in terms of transparency, it is completely better to throw it all into the mountains and old forests to fight battle royale, and kill until the last person left comes out to be the champion.

But after all, the rules are set by others, and the monkey master, the initiator, does not participate in the competition, so just let them toss. It doesn't matter who the final champion is.

By the way, in addition to getting a daughter-in-law, the first place in this competition can also be added to the Sword Alliance, that is, as long as you get the first place, no matter what level the original sword immortal is, you can be directly promoted to the Golden Spike and rank on the roster of the Sword Alliance.

How big this temptation is can be imagined, those sword immortals who lost their qualifications for the competition because they were married got the news, they could be regarded as crying and eager to kill their wives.

How to say it, the monkey master thinks that this is a large-scale personnel organization activity to select and accept young cadres in the name of recruiting relatives in the name of martial arts. It can be seen that the organizational and mobilization ability of the Sword Alliance in this world is still good, after all, such a cadre selected from the grassroots level is not squeamish and capable, and he can get such a young and promising cadre by giving a golden spike, why not?

Of course, the conditions for registration are also quite harsh, first of all, the children of the sect who need to be rooted in the Miao Hong, those who are outside the sect are not allowed, those who join halfway are not allowed, those who are over thirty-five years old are not allowed, those who have a wife are not, and those who have a bad behavior record are not, in short, there are about 450,000 sword cultivators registered in the entire Sword Alliance, and there are only 10,000 people who meet the standards, and these 10,000 people are excluded from the young, those who have no ability and talent, those who have no interest and those who are not loved by the master, and the rest of the elites are probably all concentrated here, about a thousand or so.

According to the grouping, the 1,000 people were divided into a group of more than 80 people, and then they caught and killed each other, and they were eliminated directly after failing in the preliminary round and entering the cheerleading team.

It can be said that this is a battle that gambles on the dignity of men, even a small sect with only a few dozen people requires the disciples who participate in the competition to lose the battle, and even if they are defeated, they will be able to win the applause of the whole house, and maybe they will become famous all of a sudden.

Of course, everyone wants to compete for the first place, after all, winning the first place in this place is basically equivalent to winning the first place in the world, there is no difference. This grand event Monkey Master compared it to the Olympics in the cultivation realm, even if it is not the first, but as long as it gets the ranking, it is enough to be famous all over the world.

Doesn't that be the reason for their lives? Absolutely! Therefore, all the major factions from top to bottom are like chicken blood, and they can't wait to overturn all their opponents in one go.

In addition to the struggle between different sects, even the open and secret struggles within the sect are enough to write a two-million-word novel, and there are stumbling blocks, today you report that I have long been married, and tomorrow I will report that you are thirty-eight years old, needless to say, private fighting is the big problem that shakes the fundamentals.

After all, everyone is a young man with strong blood, since ancient times, there is no first, no second, no one wants to admit to this matter, so the things that get together and anal each other happen almost every day, although the upper order prohibits private fights, but who cares about that when the blood is up. So these days, you can always see swords and swords in the wilderness outside the town, and sometimes four groups of people can go up to fight in one night.

Of course, these things are naturally pleasing to the monkey master, the more this is the case, the closer he is to realizing the plan, and he even wants this group of people to directly throw off their arms and fight, and then have a sword immortal world war.

But obviously, there is no way to realize this idea for the time being, but it doesn't matter, I still have plenty of time, and the preparation is quite sufficient.

At noon, the 20,000 or 30,000 people in the competition venue were eating was a big problem, and the monkey master contracted all the catering and entertainment business in the entire half-month competition of martial arts recruitment, and Elder Di gave him the bulk of the money, and he only needed to provide a thirty percent profit share.

For this matter, the monkey master doesn't take it seriously at all, isn't it just a temporary canteen, isn't it difficult? Grain is allocated from Shushan, and the price is low, and meat, poultry, eggs, and vegetables flow here from all over the country, as long as money can be given, this is not a matter at all.

According to the results of Elder Di's previous negotiations with various sects, the meal supplement per person per meal is about six children, which is a good price, but because of the large number of purchases, all kinds of raw materials have risen, so after calculating the accounts, the monkey master found that he had to earn a little less than expected.

What line is this? Can people still take out the money that went into the monkey's pocket?

So during meal time, dozens of food trucks were pushed out, half of which served daily products such as rice and stir-fried vegetables, while the other side served Western-style fast food.

That's right, it's Western-style fast food, it's sandwiches, hamburgers, Coke, and so on. If you don't have bread, you can use scones with baking soda instead, if you don't have fried chicken powder, you can use flour with pepper, chili powder and pickled pepper juice, and coke is even better, and you can use caramel mixed with well water and a little sour plum juice.

The cost of this is less than a quarter of that of Chinese food, but because this kind of thing is fresh and convenient, with meat, eggs, vegetables and a cup of sweet sugar water, most young people choose this new thing. Only a small number of people who don't get in line choose to eat regular meals that they get tired of eating every day.

Were ancient people easy to deceive? Of course, it's hard to deceive, this kind of thing may not be to their taste, but because it's fun! There are vegetables, sauce and meat in the two slices of cake, and a large glass of cold and refreshing sweet and sour drink, the taste really doesn't matter, the little young get together, if you don't tell them, even if you feed them feces and eat them, they can eat happily.

So when I was eating at noon, I saw a large number of people holding a bowl of fake Coke and holding fake hamburgers talking and laughing there, and the scene was very harmonious.

Elder Di, who thought that eating was a big problem, found the monkey master, and after meeting, he gave him a thumbs up directly, and smiled so much that his eyebrows and eyes were gone, and he didn't know how obscene.

"Young man, you have an idea."

"It's just picking people's teeth." The monkey master was sitting at the table, trying to serve the tassel of the binge-eating hamburger: "You don't go to the elder's dinner, what are you doing here?" ”

"Hey, don't you know, they always think I'm a businessman, and they treat me as an outsider in and out of their words, what's the point of me going there?" Elder Di also smiled bitterly: "They have all forgotten, forgotten who was the number one sword immortal in Shu Mountain. ”

It seems that this Elder Di is also a person with a story, but think about it, a Golden Harvest Sword Immortal did not hesitate to buy and sell, in order to support a large group of people, he tossed himself into a businessman every day, and he couldn't get the respect of others from the heart, which made it strange that this meritorious and hard-working elder could feel comfortable.

"Then sit down and eat together."

"If you don't say it, I'm going to rub it out with you." When Elder Di was young, he was also an unruly son and daughter of the rivers and lakes, he sat in the small pavilion regardless of his identity, and stretched out his hand to pull off one of the legs of the roast chicken and stuffed it into his mouth: "At the beginning, I also discussed with the senior brothers in the sect, whether to transfer the men from Shushan to help, I didn't expect you to be able to solve the big problem of so many people eating, talent!" What a talent. ”

In the face of Elder Di's heartfelt praise, Master Monkey just smiled lightly. Is it hard? As long as you teach these simple things to those peasant women, and then give them two eldest sons an hour, this kind of good thing, those women who only earn half a son a day by selling vegetables are not happy, and they can grab a place by breaking their heads.

And the monkey master did not refuse, he simply vacated a venue, and then let Li Shizhen be the supervisor and began to toss fries, meat rolls and new flavors, dozens of people are not more than a thousand people a day, and the profit of this thing can reach 20,000 gold a day! What are you doing when you don't do this business? Not to mention the rancid rice noodles made from yesterday's overnight meal, which also taste quite good, and as long as it is handled properly, it is also a fairly cheap but delicious dish.

"You are my God of Wealth, Chuxin." Elder Di didn't get an answer from the monkey master, and he wasn't annoyed, he just wiped his mouth and continued, "What else do you haven't taken out?" But let me see it. Oh yes. I've heard rumors, have you made a kind of elixir for the living dead? ”

"Sort of, but it's not that magical, it can only cure a few diseases."

"What are the diseases?"

"All kinds of plagues, colds, malaria, well......"

Before the monkey master's words were finished, Elder Di had already stood up with wide eyes: "Plague? ”

"Mostly, not all. It depends on whether it's bacterial or viral, viral, no way. ”

Elder Di didn't understand viruses and bacteria, but he couldn't get excited when he heard most of these three words, he turned around in front of the table a few times, and then suddenly sat down, mysteriously leaned into the monkey's ear and asked, "Can't you come up with a formula?" ”

"No." Master Monkey waved his hand: "I don't plan to make money with this, I said it, I did this for the tassel to accumulate virtue, we have done too many bad things." ”

"That's a great merit, but ...... Do you know how much money you have to lose? Elder Di scratched his ears and cheeks very funny: "Original intention, you have to think clearly." ”

The monkey lord tilted his head and looked at the tassel, at this time the tassel had already put down the things in her hand, she also just knew that the magic medicine of the monkey master was actually for herself, and the tears she was moved at that time were rolling in her eyes...... Looking at the monkey master's eyes, he was speechless for a long time.

"I thought very clearly, there is no end to the money. But this, no. I want all the ordinary people to stop looking at your faces. The monkey master rolled his eyes and looked at Elder Di: "I want them to know that there is no god in this world." ”

"Great rebellion...... It's a big rebellion...... "Elder Di bent down to cover most of the monkey master's body, with a frightened expression: "You can't say that in front of others, you know." Just talk about it in front of me, and don't mention it to anyone. ”

It can be seen that Elder Di was really taken aback, after all, the current political system is the unity of divine power and imperial power, and the sect represents the highest ruling body, and people like Monkey Master who directly say that there is no god will basically be hung on the trunk of a tree and burned to death like Bruno.

"Don't worry, I'm not stupid." The monkey master took out a piece of paper from his sleeve, then took out a bottle of gray-green powder from his pocket and handed it to Elder Di: "This is hemp essence, I wrote the effect on it very clearly, and the refining method is also very clear, how to use it, you can do it yourself." It's addictive, but it's not very harmful to people. ”

Elder Di had already received endless benefits from the hallucinogenic wine, of course he knew that the thing that the monkey master took out was a few catties and taels, so his face changed a few times, and he put the things and recipes into his pocket: "Old rules." ”

"Well, the old rules. I believe in you. The monkey master said indifferently: "We are grasshoppers on a rope." ”

"Yes." Elder Di smiled and nodded, then stood up: "Young man, it's very good, it's very useful, I'll go first." ”

The monkey master hurriedly stood up and clasped his fists with both hands: "Elder Xie praises." ”

After speaking, Elder Di turned around and left with a smile, and Tassel was still wondering why the conversation between the two people suddenly changed its style, when he heard someone next to him shouting in a low voice: "Little brother...... Little brother, I'm here! ”

Tassel turned his head and found two small heads poking out from the pillars of the pavilion, looking at the monkey with a smile, looking silly.

"Come, eat."

Qinglian and Honglian jumped over with a smile, and Qinglian sat down on the chair unceremoniously: "That was Elder Di just now, what is he looking for you?" ”

"Come and praise me for doing things, I'm the one in charge of your food."

"Wow...... Are you so rich? Honglian stared at the monkey master: "A lot of money." ”

"It's okay, it's not a rich country." The monkey master laughed: "Come here to find Duanmu?" ”

"That's right! That damn liar. Honglian sat there angrily and said unhappily: "He told me that you were his scholar, but my junior sister told me that you are a big man!" He's the little henchman! ”

Red Lotus was angry, while Qinglian was proudly alive next to her. Sure enough, the little girl's world is also quite complicated, and suppressing girlfriends is always the best entertainment activity for women, and there is no one.

"He's a big shot." The monkey master smiled and said, "Your Duanmu is better than me." ”

"Really? Lie not to me? Honglian's eyes suddenly lit up: "But ......"

"I don't lie to you, it's nothing, Duanmu is a big man." Master Monkey nodded and said, "You'll know later." ”

At this time, Qinglian noticed that there was only the tassel of the monkey master sitting next to her smiling eyes, and after carefully looking at it, she suddenly exclaimed: "Ah!! Tassel Master Uncle !! (To be continued.) )