Qinglian seemed to have a kind of reverence for the tassel that she didn't know where it came from, and when she found out that the beautiful woman in front of her was a tassel, her attention immediately shifted from the monkey master to the tassel. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Tassel is actually not very good at communicating with people, in the face of Qinglian's cannon-like problems, Tassel seems difficult to parry, and her attention is all on the monkey master now, and she doesn't have much mind to deal with a little girl's jet problem.

This created a kind of cold illusion, Qinglian asked for a while and found that the tassel uncle was so cold, so he was sad and didn't ask any more questions, but he didn't dare to make a mistake, just lowered his head and ate slowly.

"It's not like you, don't you usually stuff it in your mouth?" The monkey master took out the complete roast chicken prepared for her in the lunch box: "There are no pig's trotters for the time being, and there will be only one at night." ”

"That...... I just ate it. Qinglian looked up and glanced at the tassel that was eating like a hamster with her cheeks puffed out: "No...... Not hungry ......"

The monkey master sighed: "Eat, I can hear the sound of your stomach." ”

Qinglian took the roast chicken a little embarrassed, and then took advantage of the tassel to ask the monkey master in a low voice: "Little brother, is she the woman who dragged the pig the night before yesterday?" ”

Hey...... The image of this dragging pig is really too deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and the monkey feels extremely embarrassed when he thinks of that image, but there is no way, the tassel is the tassel, and it is really not unusual for her to make it, but people look very weird.

"It's her ......"

Master Monkey answered Qinglian's question with some embarrassment, although he didn't want to admit it, but who could he hide from this kind of thing?

"What's your relationship?"

When Qinglian asked this, there was a strong longing in her eyes. This kind of look means that the problem is a death trap, and men with girlfriends and wives should be deeply aware that in the face of this death trap, any answer that cannot be justified will cause a disaster.

But...... The monkey master had nothing to do with Qinglian, so he didn't care at all, and he opened his mouth to answer her. But at this moment, Tassel suddenly handed the meat he had bitten in front of the monkey master, and said vaguely: "Chuxin, I can't eat it...... You eat. ”

The monkey master habitually bit the meat, and then complained: "You ate six large pieces of fried chicken at noon, and you are not afraid of stomach trouble." ”

"It's delicious, you haven't made it for me before."

"Because it's not delicious, what am I doing here?"

"Delicious! I said it's delicious, it's delicious. The tassel corrected the monkey master very seriously: "Next time, it will be specially made for me to eat." ”

"Good good ......"

"Then you play with your friends first, and I'll go to bed." After the tassel finished speaking, he stretched his waist and pointed to the sky: "Spirit kite!" ”

In this way, I could obviously use the tassel that I walked back, but because I was too lazy to move, I chose to run back to take a nap in the most gorgeous posture......

Yes, going back to take a nap with a flying sword, what a luxury and ostentatious behavior, but she didn't care at all, she was full of chicness in her own way, and even ignored the ban on flying.

Of course, if it were someone else, she might have been shot down as soon as she took off, but after she flew up, the patrol in charge of public security just stared at it for a while, and then went blind collectively, and no one should have seen it......

"Wow...... So fast......"

Qinglian looked at the sky with envy, and the speed comparable to a meteor just now had obviously shocked this little scum who was not even qualified for a sword.

"Little brother, you are honest...... What is your relationship with the tassel uncle! She...... She's ...... like you."

"What's that?" The monkey master chewed on the fried chicken pieces left over from the tassels: "What do you want to say?" ”

"She feeds you...... And she's eaten it. ”

In fact, the monkey master has lived with the tassel for ten years, and he has eaten like this for ten years, basically no one has a taboo, sometimes the monkey master picks up a fruit, and the tassel sees it, and she doesn't care whether the fruit has been eaten by the monkey master, and eats it when she grabs it. Sometimes the tassel gets something new that I haven't eaten before, and I also stuff it into the monkey's mouth after eating two bites. They are all sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes, who cares about that.

But in a civilized society, it's not the same, this kind of behavior is even a big disrespect for the family, only the two of them sneak between each other, but this thing of feeding each other in full view of everyone is really too unsightly.

"Why are you kid asking so much?" Master Monkey smiled: "Don't think about it, I was brought up by her." ”

In fact, the monkey master has never opened his mouth to call the tassel master on any occasion, and he has always called him by his name when he is called. For the name of Master, Master Monkey didn't know why it was instinctive rejection, and he began to protest with tassels, but then he got used to it over time.

And now let the monkey master tell others that the tassel is his master, but she can't open this mouth......

The speaker was unintentional, the listener was intentional, Qinglian's early warning mechanism was activated immediately after the monkey master's words, she cautiously leaned over, squinted at the monkey master, and said very seriously: "You and the tassel master ...... ancestor"

"I'm going to tell you not to guess."

At this moment, Duanmu took the medical alcohol he had deceived from Li Shizhen's Institute of Chemistry and shook it while drinking, and he shook his head before, and immediately became a righteous gentleman the moment he saw the red lotus.

And before he entered the pavilion, he happened to hear Qinglian asking the monkey master a question, he laughed and took the opportunity to answer: "He is the only disciple of Tassel Huayan." ”

The monkey master squinted at him, Duanmu immediately coughed, and turned his words back: "But he is not a weapon, he has been a waste until now, and he has no power to restrain the chicken." ”

Qinglian glanced at the Monkey Master and then at Duanmu, and then asked the Monkey Master in surprise: "Are you really the apprentice of the Tassel Master?" ”

"That's right." The monkey master nodded: "She accepts apprentices when she sees anyone." ”

"Really!?" Qinglian was seriously dire, but then she died down: "It's a pity that I have already worshiped under the Shushan Gate...... Alas, you are actually the apprentice of the tassel master, so you don't need me to cover you. ”

"Don't." The monkey master said with a smile: "It's not a bad thing to have multiple people covered, you have also seen it, how can the tassel's virtue cover me." ”

"Is that so?" Qinglian looked at the monkey master suspiciously: "But she is a world-famous sword immortal......

"But I'm a little miscellaneous fish with no reputation."

"That's true." Qinglian nodded thoughtfully: "Okay, I'll continue to cover you, see that you are pitiful, and you are powerless." ”

The monkey looked at her and almost laughed, but fortunately, his acting skills were not bad, and he forcibly suppressed the desire to laugh, and then took out the usual glass bottle of sparkling Coke from the food box next to him: "You try this." ”

"I drank it just now, it's sweet and sour, it's delicious."

"No, I made it for you."

This is not a lie, this bottle of Coke, it is really angry, but because the purification of baking soda is still in the initial stage, it is impossible to make a large number of pure-tasting Coke, so this bottle is a single seedling, and she also got two bottles, and she drank a bottle of tassel before, she felt that it was not delicious, and the sound of drinking it in her mouth made her feel very strange, so she said that she still likes to drink chicken soup......

Driven by curiosity, Qinglian took a sip, and as soon as she entered her mouth, she shivered, and then picked up the bottle and looked at it: "What is this?" It's not the same as the one just now. ”

"Of course it's different, otherwise how can it be called special." The monkey poked his head over and asked, "How is it?" ”

"I'll try it again."

Qinglian plucked up the courage to take a big sip, and then the gas erupted all at once, she was choked firmly, and the cola spurted out of her nose, and the tears and snot were handful, looking pitiful......

"Ah...... It's uncomfortable. Qinglian wiped a handful of tears with her sleeve: "What is this......"

"You're in too much of a hurry."

When I was trying Coke in full swing here, Honglian, who was complaining about Duanmu drinking, also came over curiously, looked at the bottle in Qinglian's hand, and asked in a low voice, "What's wrong?" ”

"Senior sister, you drink!"

Qinglian handed the bottle to Honglian: "Take a small sip!" ”

Listening to Qinglian's words, Honglian carefully took the bottle, and then opened her mouth to take a sip......

The result is self-evident, she and Qinglian almost ended up in the same fate, the little girl who didn't know how to drink carbonated drinks was sprayed by this national-level drink like this, which made Duanmu feel distressed, and hurriedly used her high-end clothes to wipe the syrup on Honglian's face.

"Ah......" After Honglian relieved herself, she returned the bottle to Qinglian with a sad face: "Senior sister, you hurt me......"

Qinglian was so happy that she took a sip leisurely like someone who had come over: "Senior sister, you are so stupid." ”

Seeing her laughing at Honglian, the monkey master really couldn't help it anymore, holding his face and laughing stupidly, while Qinglian rolled her eyes as a very small woman: "What are you laughing at, don't laugh!" ”

"I don't know who was choked just now."

Qinglian snorted, drank Coke while eating roast chicken, and said after a while: "Little brother, this sugar water is really a greasy and refreshing holy product!" After taking a bite, the greasy feeling suddenly disappeared. ”

Honglian, who was also eating chicken next to her, glanced at her curiously and asked, "Is it really so magical?" ”

Watching the two little sisters drink this cheap drink one by one, the monkey master hugged his arms and smiled beside him, and outside the pavilion, there were many Shizong disciples who took a fancy to this treasure land and wanted to come over to grab the place, but Qin Demon Duanmu leaned against the pillar of the pavilion and looked at the people who came over and sneered. There are a lot of people who know him here, and when they see that this place is scared by the Golden Harvest Sword Immortal, where are there still people who dare to come over to find trouble, so they are not disturbed.

"It's almost time, we're going back first." Qinglian put the chicken bones and chicken skin butts on the table into a pocket: "We should go back." ”

"What are you taking these for?"

Faced with the monkey master's question, Qinglian said with some embarrassment: "Bailian picked up an injured puppy, and these are brought to the puppy to eat." ”

The monkey shook his head: "Dogs can't eat chicken bones, silly girl." ”

"Ah...... So what to do? ”

There is really no way to take this stupid person, the monkey master raised his hand and beckoned, and a few people who invited helpers walked in, and the monkey master looked up at them a few times: "Is there any leftovers, whatever is left." ”

"Wait a minute, I'll get it for you right away, how much?"

"Not much, just enough for a dog."

"Okay, right away."

Seeing the posture of the monkey master, Qinglian's eyes were almost starry, and she clapped her hands happily: "It's okay now, we don't have to be hungry, and the puppy can be full!" ”

"Hungry?" Master Monkey and Duanmu glanced at each other, shook their heads and said, "Is someone bullying you?" ”

"It's not that senior brother, we have a dog and he found out, he said that if there is a dog to eat, there is no food for us, Qinglian gave her own rations to the dog, and she was hungry at noon."

"You stupid!" The monkey shook his head helplessly: "Do you know what I do?" ”

Qinglian and Honglian shook their heads one after another, indicating that they didn't know. The monkey master sighed and pointed to himself, and then pointed to the dense sect disciples in front of him: "The food for these tens of thousands of people is provided by me!" Can you still go hungry? Look for me when you're hungry. ”

"Really...... Are you sure? Honglian blinked her eyes and asked with a pure face, "That'...... Can I bring something back for White Lotus to eat? ”

The monkey master didn't speak, but turned around and went to a dining car that he entered, wrapped four or five pieces of chicken with sufficient ingredients, and flatbread. The portion size is enough for an adult of one hundred and fifty kilograms to eat.

Seeing this delicious fried chicken in front of her, Qinglian immediately became proud, patted her chest and said to Honglian, "Senior sister, look! How is my little brother? ”

"You...... You still call someone else's little brother? Honglian was a little embarrassed: "People are much more powerful than you......"

"So what, he has no power to tie the chicken!" Qinglian patted the monkey master on the shoulder with the food: "Little brother, I'll play with you at night, let's go back first." Remember to keep telling stories in the evening. ”

Watching the two little sisters bounce back, Duanmu sneered and said to Master Monkey: "It seems that their life is not very good. ”

"Do you still want to think about it?" The monkey master snorted: "It seems that they are not Shushan disciples at all, at most they are child daughters-in-law." That old nun is probably the one who specializes in raising wives for the disciples of Shushan, and this Shushan makes me very uncomfortable. ”

"It also makes me uncomfortable."

After Duanmu finished speaking, he and the monkey master glanced at each other lightly, and both laughed and walked out.

And not long after they walked out, they almost walked to the side of the Shushan phalanx, and saw a bunch of people surrounding the front, the monkey master inserted it to take a look, and found that it was actually Bailian kneeling there crying silently, in front of her was a dead dog, and Qinglian was arguing with someone not far away, and Honglian kept trying to pull Qinglian away.

"Huh?" Duanmu glanced at the monkey master: "Someone wants to do something." ”

"yes, someone is going to make trouble." (To be continued.) )