The shopkeeper said, "You want to know how he is?" It's very simple, as long as you promise me, save me, I will tell you! ”

Lang Si said, "Save you? You think this shot will kill you? Besides, save you? How to save? None of us are doctors, and even if we do, there are no medical equipment here! ”

The shopkeeper said helplessly: "Then, if you don't say it, I will tell you the whereabouts of the cow cannon!" ”

Gu Xue said in Langsi's ear: "It's better to agree to him first, knowing what happened, the whereabouts of the Niu Cannon people, we won't be able to keep our promises!" ”

Lang Si said: "Okay, I promise you! You say the whereabouts of the Ox Cannon Man. ”

The shopkeeper said, "Then you have to cure me first!" ”

Gu Xue said: "Treat you first? If we cure you, you play tricks, won't we become fools! No way! ”

Yang Shi said at this time: "We don't need to beg him, I know where the cow cannon is hidden!" ”

The shopkeeper was incredulous and said, "You know? No way! ”

Yang Shirt said: "Then I'll tell you to listen, listen well, after Uncle Lang and I left the prefabricated house, you bit your mouth, pretended to be uncomfortable, and after a mouthful of blood, spit it out, the cow cannon was really fooled, ran over and asked you how you are, you said you were uncomfortable, you were about to die, and asked him to help you untie it, of course he didn't dare to untie it, he was afraid that you were pretending, in case the rope was untied, you countered with him, and then you told him that he could knock you out, and then untie you, and wait for the hand behind you to loosen, don't tie the front on the line!" ”

"How can it be so easy to stun people!" Lang Si was a little skeptical of the shopkeeper's story.

The shopkeeper said: "You are right, knocking people out, that is also a technical job, Niu Cannon is still reluctant to move, so I told him about it, some of the essentials of stunting people are at the point where the back of the person's neck and back meet, the protruding bone, three inches, as long as there is an accurate head, can be cut, the person will be dizzy!" ”

Lang Si said: "That's the case, you're not wrong about this!" ”

"Yes, it seems that you believe it too," the shopkeeper continued, "and at that time Niu Cannon also believed me, and he turned me over, found that position, and beat me hard, and I didn't pretend to faint the first time in order to deceive him, I complained that he was too light, and the second time he hit me, I pretended to faint!" ”

Gu Xue couldn't help but say: "However, the position that hit you is indeed a position that is very easy to faint, why didn't you faint?" Is he not strong enough? ”

The shopkeeper laughed, but the gunshot wound in his back hurt, and then he grinned in pain, and he said after a while: "If it is an ordinary person, it must use enough strength to knock people out, but if a person has practiced the ability to resist hits, it is a different matter!" ”

Gu Jun agreed: "It's true to say this, I've seen a lot of people with super ability to resist hits, and it's really not easy to faint when they hit generally!" ”

Although Gu Jun's tone was low, he still had a certain background.

"Dad, can you hold on?" Gu Xue asked worriedly.

Gu Jun said: "It's okay, good girl, my injury is indeed not light, but it's nothing, it's a pity that I have to curl up on the ground for a while, and I can't do it if I want to get up like an ordinary person." ”

Gu Xue's heart was a little more settled, Lang Si held Gu Xue's hand tightly, and said, "Listening to our father's voice, it's quite bright, Xue'er, don't worry too much." ”

Gu Xue nodded.

The shopkeeper said, "Young man, you go on, I'll listen to the rest of the story, can you push it out!" ”

Yang Shirt said: "After the cow cannon untied you, you fell into your trap, you easily pressed him to the ground, you were going to kill him, but when I think about it, the two of us ran out to find someone, then, you can use him as a coolie for you now, and push the prefabricated house to the mountains with you!" Niu Cannon didn't dare to disobey your orders, because he was disobedient, and your punches and kicks were indispensable, of course, he was more afraid of death, so he also used the strength to eat his mother's milk and push you! The reason why you have to move the prefabricated house is because there is what you think is the holy coffin inside! ”

Lang Si scratched his head and said in surprise: "What is it?" Litre...... Official? Lala teaches, is it a promotion to make a fortune? ”

The shopkeeper laughed, he wanted to move his body, but he really didn't have any strength at all, he said: "The boy can say in such detail, it seems that you have a few brushes!" The others are laymen, and of course they don't know what I'm talking about, they don't know the person who claims to be the leader, you know? ”

The sect leader said: "You are too dog-eyed, and what you asked is too mentally retarded, isn't it just a coffin!" ”

"Coffin?" Gu Xue was taken aback and said, "It turns out that the holy coffin is the saint's sacred, the coffin of the coffin!" Then why is there a coffin in the board room? ”

The sect leader said: "But I don't understand, the holy coffins are used to hold the dead, and you didn't put your wife in the holy coffin, so for you, there should be a very important person in it, who died?" ”

The shopkeeper cried twice, and he said in a deep voice, "The one who died is ...... It's my dearest Master, Fat Goose! ”

"I'll go!" When the sect leader heard this, the fat goose died! The whole person was shocked, he straightened up half of his body on the ground, he didn't dare to sit up, he turned sideways, he opened his round eyes and said, "That fat goose, a traitor to my Lala Sect, is actually dead?" How did he die? ”

The shopkeeper said: "I am the leader of the sect, the fat goose, and I have a good night's sleep!" In order to strengthen the disciples of my Lala Sect, to prosper and develop, but before the teacher can die! On that day, the sect leader and I went to the village to lobby the villagers to join my Lala Sect, but it happened that there was a temple fair in the village, and a stage was set up, and there was a Taoist priest, a monk, and a foreign missionary under the stage. The singers on the stage simply gave up the stage, and the three people took the stage! ”

"What? Dry rack? Lang Si asked.

The shopkeeper said, "It's not a dry fight! It's a mouthpiece! They're arguing about a problem! ”

"What's the problem?" Gu Xue was curious.

"The question is, who passed it on and taught it well! The three of them came to the temple fair this time, they all came to persuade an old man to join the church, and the old man asked them, all three of you want my old man to join the church, then you say, whoever teaches well, I will join whose religion! ”

The shopkeeper continued: "The Taoist chief said, of course, my Taoist priest taught it well, and now the social trend, you have already seen it, there are many movies, a lot, all of them are promoting being a Taoist priest, like what Taoist priest has gone down the mountain, and Taoist priests have gone out of the mountain, and Taoist priests have gone over the mountain, and ...... Halfway through speaking, the monk interrupted the Taoist priest's words, and the monk said, what is the use of what you say, as you say, put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha on the spot! I don't need to say more about what is good about the Buddha, as long as I know that from ancient times to the present, the mantras about the Buddha are tens of millions, and they can't be counted, such as borrowing flowers to offer Buddha, green lantern ancient Buddha, standing on the ground to become a Buddha, Buddha's mouth and snake heart, seeing nature to become a Buddha, seeing each other's eyes, Buddha scolding ancestors, Lunyin Buddha language, Buddha eyes and Buddha heart, a Buddha was born, Buddha scolding ancestors, picking Buddha and burning incense, Buddha head and filth, Changzhai embroidered Buddha, becoming a Buddha as an ancestor, Changzhai Buddha worshipping Buddha, Buddha and witch ......"

"Wait, wait!" Lang Si couldn't help it, he said, "Dude, do you still want to die, can you pick up important things and say!" ”

The shopkeeper said, "Okay, good, I'll pick up important things and say, Taoist priests, monks and missionaries are fighting on the stage, and finally the three of them fight with the old man!" ”

"Did I hear it wrong or did you say it wrong?" Gu Xue couldn't help but ask, "The three of them are arguing, how can they fight with that old man?" ”

The shopkeeper said: "In order to show how powerful they are, the three of them have shown the old man his appearance, the Taoist priest can see that the old man is infertile, the monk can see that the old man's son is not biological, and the missionary can see that the old man has been cuckolded for no less than 40 years, and he can already apply for the Guinness Book of World Records!" ”

Lang Si laughed and said: "This old man is probably fighting the old bones, and he has to fight the three of them to the end, and later, does the old man no longer believe in the three of them, and when he saw your Lala Sect, he joined?" ”

The shopkeeper said: "That's not true, the old man was entangled with the three of them, and then lay on the ground, the Taoist priest took out his mobile phone and prepared to call an ambulance, the old man said, don't call an ambulance, if I go to the hospital, then I don't have to pay all over the body, don't you three pay for it in vain, I can't bear it, I'm a real person, the three of you pay 10,000 yuan each, I'm dead, and I no longer have anything to do with you, how about it?" The monk said that he was a little embarrassed, and the old man shouted that he was uncomfortable, and finally the three of them discussed with the old man and the surrounding villagers many times, each took a step back, and the three of them each paid 8,000 yuan before the matter was settled, and then the three of them left. ”

Yang Shirt said: "What about later? You and the fat goose began to preach your Lala teachings? ”

The shopkeeper said, "It's a fart!" I and the sect leader saw that the situation was not good, this place was not suitable for mission, so we quickly turned around and left, we came to the outside of the village, gave the eldest lady the car storage fee, and rode our bicycle to run, but the moment that decided history appeared, the sect leader accidentally scared the old man just now! The old man spun in a circle in the air, hey! It didn't take long for the ambulance to arrive! ”

Gu Xue asked, "Is the old man injured lightly?" ”

The shopkeeper shook his head, and he said, "No, it's my Lala Sect Master, Fat Goose, he's dead!" ”

"What? He knocked someone else, why did he die? Gu Xue was puzzled.

The shopkeeper said: "He had a heart attack, and I haven't reacted yet, and the sect leader is an old man, so he died!" Woo woo, hey, die before you get out of the school! I Hero Heart Attack! ”

"My boy!" Lang Si couldn't help but sigh, "Heart disease is really like a time bomb!" Say blow it up and die! Life is really unpredictable, and we must all cherish the present, life is so blown! By the way, the old man who was knocked into the air, how happened to him? ”

The shopkeeper said: "What else can he do, hurry up and say good things to me, saying that the death of the sect leader has nothing to do with him, and finally stuffed 20,000 yuan into my pocket and ran away!" Hey, what's the use of having 20,000 dollars! I used 20,000 yuan to make an unparalleled coffin for the sect leader! No, no, no, it's a holy coffin! Before he died, the sect leader told me, and he said, "Da rude!" Verse 3 of the 7th chapter of the Rala script, thou shalt ...... Before he finished speaking, he went! Later, I found the Lala Sutra of Lala and opened the third verse of the seventh chapter, which is about the experience of the god Lala, who lived in the world and experienced a resurrection from the dead! It was after the god Lala was killed by the officers and soldiers, the followers of the Lala religion put the god Lala in the holy coffin, and there was a devout believer who firmly believed that the god Lala could be resurrected, and he had a dream, in which the god Lala told him a way to resurrect the god Lala! Speaking of this, the shopkeeper asked the sect leader what he said, and he said, "I don't know this method, I don't know the buddy who claims to be the leader of the Lala sect today, do you know, have you read the Lala Sutra well?" ”

The sect leader said: "Hehe, you are mixed in the Lala Sect, the third verse of the seventh chapter of the Lala Sutra, and you still use the flip book?" It's such a failure, you don't know, you still want to test me, of course I know Lala Sutra well, and I recite it like a stream, but, I am a sect leader, let you ask, I will say, then I am too faceless! ”

The shopkeeper said, "Hmph, I knew you didn't flip through the books, you didn't know anything!" That's still for me to say, the way to come back from the dead, so to speak, the truth is, borrowing the corpse to return the soul! The practice is to place the holy coffin on the stone of Babel, worship for two days, or three days, and wait for the worshippers, after seeing a light in the dream, they can take off the clothes of the deceased from the holy coffin, put the clothes on a living person, and then tie their hands and feet, put them in the holy coffin, cover the coffin, and leave a seam! Then the worshippers recite the first chapter of Lala with devotion, and soon the coffin will open itself, and the one who opens the coffin, the original dead, is resurrected, and the living who were put into it die! This is how the ancient god Lara was resurrected! ”

"Then what do you mean......" Gu Xue couldn't help but think of Niu Cannon, he said, "What do you mean, you want the fat goose to be resurrected, and your method is to ask Niu Cannon to wear the fat goose's mourning clothes, tie his hands and feet, and throw him into your so-called holy coffin?" ”

The shopkeeper said: "You are right, I want to resurrect the real sect master, the only way is to do this, and before the sect leader died, let me see the third verse of the seventh chapter of the Lala Sect, and his meaning is also clear, he just asked me to do this!" ”

Speaking of this, Yang Xian suddenly had doubts in his heart, and he said in his heart: "Every time I am in the hypnosis world, I will be connected with the method of resurrection from the dead, and if I meet again this time, will it be the purpose of Tongtiangao hypnotizing me?" I just don't know what I can do to achieve heavenly satisfaction? Do we have to let me understand the principle of resurrection from the dead? Or let me come back from the dead for a while? ”