95 Indeed
Yang Shan suddenly had doubts in his heart, and he said in his heart: "Every time I am in the hypnosis world, I will be related to the method of resurrection from the dead, and if I meet again this time, will it be the purpose of hypnotizing me through the sky?" I just don't know what I can do to achieve heavenly satisfaction? Do we have to let me understand the principle of resurrection from the dead? Or let me come back from the dead for a while? β
Yang Shan thought about his doubts, and the others didn't know Yang Shan's mental activities, Gu Xue said, "That's right, Sect Master!" You said that you were going to take us to a place, and at this time, the shopkeeper mentioned that the holy coffin would be placed in the Babel Stone, so the place where the sect leader is going to take us, isn't it the place where there is the Babel Stone, that is, the place where several mountains are going to be climbed? β
The sect leader nodded and said, "Yay! You're so smart, it's so obvious, everyone on earth knows it, it's okay! β
Gu Jun said: "Then I have a bold speculation, shopkeeper, the reason why you set up a stall on the side of the sparsely populated road, the real purpose is to find and kill people, and you want to catch a thin and lonely person, but you have not found it, and your so-called holy coffin is the body of the fat goose, which cannot be put away for a long time, otherwise the corpse will rot, you are really anxious, so you asked your wife to ask her to put on the mourning clothes of the fat goose and lie in the coffin in exchange for the death of the fat goose!" Right! However, your request was rejected by her, so you wanted to force it, but she struggled desperately, so you beat her to death on impulse! Right? β
The shopkeeper was stunned for a moment, he sighed and said: "Yes, what you said is true, that girl, she refused to sacrifice herself for the master, I have no choice, I killed her, it can also be said to be a miss, I have no intention of killing her, because if she is killed, it will not have the effect of resurrecting the soul, she and I are entangled and beaten together, I wanted to stun her, but the strength was not used well, I failed to stun, but I beat her to death, she died, I was even more desperate!" β
Lang Si said: "No matter what she says, she is also your wife!" You just beat a woman you love to death, no, should I say the woman you once loved? β
The shopkeeper smiled, then frowned, and said: "I once married her, but it was just for a perfunctory life, Brother Langsi, you are right about one thing, I don't like women, but men!" My wife and I don't have any children because we haven't had sex with each other at all! β
Lang Si didn't say anything for a long time, he said before that he liked men, it was a scolding for him, but he didn't expect that all this was true, he looked at Gu Xue, Gu Xue was the same as Lang Si, it was an unexpected look.
The shopkeeper said to Yang Shan: "Young man, I want to hear your speculation about the rest of the matter!" β
Yang Shirt said: "Later, you met Uncle Lang, I still have Niu Cannon, the three of us, you are afraid that you can't hold back the murder, so you let it go, and threaten Niu Cannon to help you push the movable board house into the mountain, the holy land of Tongtian Stone, and you have to climb a few mountains, after the mountain road can't walk the board house, the two of you can only make some effort and carry the coffin!" This coffin was specially made for 20,000 yuan by you, and two people can almost carry it! β
The shopkeeper was surprised and opened his mouth wide.
Lang Si said: "That bull cannon that has no interest, if you ask him to carry it, he will carry it?" Why didn't he run away! β
The shopkeeper said: "Don't say it so easily, I have already threatened him wherever he can run, if he doesn't listen to me, I will beat him to death, if you cooperate with me, I will let him go afterwards!" β
"So you mean, you ended up letting Uncle Cannon go?" Gu Xue asked with a fluke mentality.
The shopkeeper snorted and said, "Little girl, there is really such a naΓ―ve person as you, I finally caught the dead ghost, can I let him go?" When I arrived at my destination, of course, I took off the sect leader's mourning clothes and put them on him! And threw him into a coffin! β
Gu Xue couldn't figure it out and asked, "But why did you appear in this hole?" β
Yang Shirt said: "Let me tell you, after he threw the ox cannon into the live man, he was going to recite the Lala Sutra devoutly, but he was really hungry and couldn't stand it, you know, he carried the coffin over a few mountains, it was quite physically exhausting, he wanted to find something to eat, there was no nearby, he could only look back, I didn't expect it, I accidentally fell in, and then I heard that we also fell, that's all, okay, big guy, I have told you everything that happened, you can save me quickly!" β
Gu Xue said: "We really want to save you, but we have the heart, but we are not strong, one, we are not doctors, two, we have no medical equipment!" β
When the shopkeeper heard this, he was angry, and he scolded: "I'm really blind! You're all hypocrites! You, stinky woman, you're a man! You've gone back on your word! You're still shameless! β
Lang Si was already able to stand up at this time, he rolled up his sleeves and said, "Is there any honesty for people like you?" You are already a scumbag in society, death, is not a good punishment for you, I think, let you live is better than die for a lifetime, is the best way, now don't talk about this, let's talk about the two of us first, I said, I never do loss-making business, know that a tooth for a tooth, you give me, I will not double the return, but I will definitely pay back! I will pay back the wounds you hit on Lao Tzu's body! β
Gu Jun was afraid that Lang Si would make things bigger, so he said: "Lang Si, don't be impulsive, Niu Cannon's life and death are uncertain, even if you kill him, it's not time!" β
Lang Si turned around and smiled, and said: "Uncle Gu, you can put two hundred and fifty hearts, my Lang Si is still a little measured in his work, I am just teaching him a lesson!" β
The shopkeeper was suddenly a little scared, his voice trembled a little, he said: "Brother, if there is a seed, just be ruthless, don't torture me, it's not comfortable to die or live, and it's not a gentleman's doing!" You...... You ......"
Lang Si had already leaned over to the head of the shopkeeper, Lang Si raised his hand and grabbed the shopkeeper's hair, the shopkeeper grinned in pain, Lang Si said: "It's all this field, what are you crazy about, life is always going to die, who will not die?" Don't be in a hurry, see how I get you! β
These words can frighten the shopkeeper, sometimes it is not terrible to face death, what is terrible is not to die, but to bear the imminent unfathomable pain, the shopkeeper is sweating, he said: "Brother, don't be scary, you know, I am a fanatical believer, I was now woken up by a shot from a little goat, really, you see that my body has suffered a major blow, this pain, has exceeded ordinary people, brother, don't punish me anymore!" Elder brother! β
Lang Si said: "I still say the same thing, the truth of the world pays attention to a balance, it doesn't mean that if you kill someone, you just wait to be shot, that is just to atone for your dead wife, you have other crimes that need to be tried on the spot now!" β
Gu Xue was a little worried, and said, "Lao Lang, you can take it easy!" β
Lang Si said: "Don't worry, wife, I do things in a measured way!" Murderer, look how I torture you! β
The shopkeeper looked frightened and said, "The tiger fell into Pingchuan and was ......"
Lang Siyi glared.
The shopkeeper swallowed his saliva and said, "Huluo Pingchuan was educated, and I am grateful to say thank you!" Thank you! β
Lang Si nodded and said, "That's right, karma, that's what it's all about, okay, it's time to officially start now!" β
The shopkeeper? sighed, opened his eyes wide and said, "Brother, be merciful!" β
"No way!" Lang Si's words are categorical.
The shopkeeper was about to cry, he said, "You better kill me, how are you going to teach me, I'm scared to death, you still take me out and send me to prison, and when the time comes, you will definitely be rewarded!" β
"I'll go!" Lang Si was almost speechless, he paused for a long time before saying, "According to what you mean, we still have to thank you?" β
The shopkeeper said seriously: "Xie, I really don't dare to take this word, after all, I also have something wrong, even if it cancels each other!" You've got the eldest gentleman, old man, what do you think? β
Gu Jun said with a bitter face: "I can't afford it, Langsi, do it quickly, I want to see how you teach him." β
"Okay, Uncle Gu! I'm waiting for your words! Lang Si laughed.
"Don't don't," the shopkeeper panicked, "I'm a rough person, I can't say good things, don't take it to heart, old man, you have been on the battlefield for a long time, I beg you, for the sake of you have sent a lot of my kind to Xitian, you don't let Brother Lang Si teach me a lesson, okay?" β
Gu Jun said: "I can't stand it, Lao Lang, hurry up and let him shut up!" β
Lang Si then took off the shopkeeper's shoes.
Gu Xue Gujun and the owner of the sect master shop all said in unison: "What are you going to do?" β
Yang Shan also asked, "Uncle Lang, who are you?" β
"Hahaha......"
The shopkeeper then laughed, so ridiculously uncomfortable that they burst into tears, because Lang Si was scratching the soles of the shopkeeper's feet.
Lang Si said: "This is called, life is better than death!" β
Lang Si scratched the shopkeeper to death, and the shopkeeper cried and laughed, saying, "Lie down!" I'm not going to live, I'm going to bite my tongue and kill myself! If I die, your friend Niu Cannon will not live! Because of that holy place, you can't find it at all! β
The sect leader said: "I'm the leader of the Lala sect, that place, isn't it halfway up the mountain in front, there is a tree, and it is hidden in it for a few hundred meters on the welcoming pine!" β
The shopkeeper said: "It's so high, how can we carry the holy coffin up, so I moved the Babel Stone down, as for where it was moved, I won't say!" β
Yang Shirt said: "I don't need you to say it, I know where it is." β
At this moment, there was another boom above the hollow hole.
"What's the situation?" Gu Xue said in horror, "Could it be another mudslide?" β
As they spoke, there was a "bang" sound above their heads, and with this bang, the sunlight outside poured in, and someone opened the hole opening.
Hear someone outside shouting, "Is there anyone inside?" β
Lang Si shouted: "Someone, someone!" β
The outsider said, "There are really people, let's get rid of them!" β
Lang Si asked, "Who are you?" β
The outsider said: "We are nearby villagers, we saw a mudslide, so we came to see if anyone was hurt, but I didn't expect anyone to be hurt, don't worry, we will find a way to save you." β
Everyone was overjoyed.
The villagers set up a rope and pulled the people out of the hole one by one.
Some of the villagers brought medical kits and bandaged the wounds of the wounded.
Everyone chatted with each other and understood the situation.
The villagers promised to take the shopkeeper away and take him to prison.
Before leaving, Gu Jun asked the shopkeeper about the whereabouts of the cow cannon, and the shopkeeper said weakly: "I hugged the Tongtian stone in my arms, came down from the mountain, and before I went up, I was afraid that the cow cannon would run away, so I knocked him out and tied him next to the holy coffin, after I came down, I chose a sunny and hidden place, that place is under the holy mountain, there is a small river that just surrounds that place, I think the feng shui here is also good, so the water and the ox cannon flowed together, and it passed, after a row of barren grassland, there was a vacant land!" Right there! I think that by the time you find it, my sect leader will have been resurrected and left, yes, it must be like this, my Almighty Lara, you must have ......"
"Okay, shut your mouth and give me an honest stretcher!"
The villagers took the shopkeeper away.
Gu Jun said: "I really want to thank the villagers, let's all go ahead and find out the ox cannon." β
"But Dad, you still have injuries on your body, why don't you and the villagers go back to the village to rest! We'll look for you when the time comes. Gu Xue said worriedly.
Gu Jun patted Gu Xue on the shoulder, smiled, and said, "You still don't believe your father and me?" I have one thing to say, two things to say, I can't stand it, I will never stand up! β
Gu Xue had no choice but to let her father Gu Jun also set off together, so they still continued to march, Gu Xue supported Gu Jun along the way, and Yang Yi who followed behind them, had to admire Gu Jun's amazing perseverance, he said in his heart: "Gu Jun, I saw Uncle Fang's shadow!" β
After walking through the rugged mountain road, they finally came to the place where the shopkeeper had confessed, and a small clear river arced like a semicircle, surrounding a barren meadow, and the barren meadow was at the foot of the mountain.
"This should be it!" Yang Shirt looked left and right, and this place was almost the same as the shopkeeper's explanation, and it was also the same as the scene and place in his impression.
The sect leader put his hands behind his back, held his chest up, raised his head and said: "From the level of feng shui, this place is really good, gold, wood, water, fire and earth, all the five elements are occupied, the water flow is clear and endless, the south is facing the yang, full of purple gas, but there is no big tree shading, only a few small trees, sparse and loose, can not deposit yin qi, it is really not suitable for a tomb, but then again, the fat goose is not buried, and you don't have to look at such a yin and yang theory, but to the yang, it is better to absorb the essence of heaven and earth, not bad, murderer, there is also a certain foundation!" What do you think? β
The sect leader said, lowered his head, but when he looked left and right, everyone was already about to cross the river, and the sect leader couldn't help but scold in his heart: "I'll go, I won't say a word when I leave!" I'm waiting for you to compliment me! If you don't listen to me, you jump! He hurriedly chased after him at a faster pace and shouted, "You guys are too unrighteous and don't call me?" Don't you want to listen to my master? β
Lang Si glanced back at the sect leader who followed up, and said, "What is there to say, those words you said, if you listen to people who have insomnia at night, it will definitely have an effect, and you will definitely not be able to listen to it for three minutes and fall asleep." β
The sect leader cut a voice and said, "You guys, what I say is equivalent to a reminder!" Isn't there such a saying, if you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you! If you don't wait for me to finish, you will encounter danger if you rush in! β
Yang Shan suddenly thought about it and said, "Yes, yes, everyone wait, there is indeed danger ahead!" β