236. Are You Stupid (Part I)
Jian Gang waited in the cave for Li Shimin's arrival, and she hadn't told Mo Xun about it yet, so when Mo Xun saw Li Shimin, she was very surprised and even angry. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
However, who is Li Shimin? That's the person who will be the emperor in the future, and his eloquence is very good, and he fooled the simple stupid x Mo Xun in less than ten minutes, and gave him a promise that he would definitely give the Mo family justice.
As for what this justice is, he didn't say it, it's just a blank check anyway, after all, if the rebellion is not successful, it will be nothing for him to get his head to the ground.
Let's talk about it, the rebellion of the Tang Dynasty probably passed down from Li Shimin, and the later Li Chengqian was like Li Shimin's rebellion, Princess Gaoyang wanted to rebel against Li Zhi, and Li Chong and Li Zhen rebelled against Wu Zetian, this seems to be a tradition, which emperor is embarrassed to greet the ancestors and ancestors if there are few rebellions.
However, Wu Zetian can't exist anymore, and she is now sitting with Bubu at a night snack stall in the square eating lobster......
Of course, at this time, Li Shimin didn't know him, the little wife who jumped on his ancestral foundation, and now all he was thinking about was how to sit on the golden dragon chair.
secretly brought Jiangang and the three of them to the Qin Palace, Li Shimin did not immediately start discussing the rebellion with them, but first informed his wife and brother-in-law about the matter.
The eldest grandson Wuji is really not a good thing, in history, this old guy killed Li Ke, who was most likely to inherit Li Shimin's mantle and the Tang Dynasty, with a false idea, Li Ke used his life to curse the eldest grandson Wuji, and in the end, the eldest grandson Wuji was also given three zhang white silk by his nephew.
Of course, in fact, the entire Tang Dynasty said that it was a good thing, except for those few people who had died a long time ago, there were really few good things that could survive, otherwise the name of the dirty Tang Dynasty would not be able to spread far and wide.
Li Shimin wants to rebel, not counting his wife, the first person to know is probably this eldest brother, and as one of Li Shimin's super think tanks, he has a lot of bad moves.
Now that they are together, the eldest grandson Wuji didn't think about anything else at all, but thought about how to instigate Li Shimin to control Jiangang, the king bomb.
But how can you control it? This issue is very serious, Li Shimin has not tried, the promises of high-ranking officials do not work, and people scoff at them. The vision of peace in the world is not good, and people don't care at all. There is no play in lure, and there is no play in coercion. This kind of person actually has to be according to the imperial technique, no matter how awesome you are, the first one will be killed, and Yue Fei of the Song Dynasty is a living example.
But it can't be killed, let's not talk about whether it can be killed, let's just say that now she is the only one who can compete with the demon monks around Li Yuan, and she also has two masters of the Mo family, what a force this must be. Li Shimin has seen the ability of the demon monk, which is not something that human power can compete.
"It's hard." The eldest grandson Wuji was not very old at this time, but he was born with the face of an old fox, but he looked at least twenty years older than Li Shimin: "Is there really such a person in the world who does not love glory?" ”
"Yes." Li Shimin was categorical: "She is still waiting for me to entertain, and I arranged for the three of her to live in the Changchun Pavilion." ”
"That's a nuisance." Eldest Sun Wuji's eyes flickered around a few times: "It's better to ...... You marry her, it's once and for all. ”
Li Shimin was suddenly shocked, and looked at the eldest grandson Wuji with a smile: "It's time for it, don't laugh." ”
Before the eldest grandson Wuji could speak, Li Shimin's genuine wife next to him spoke: "Erlang, this is a good strategy, even if the queen's position is given to her after the matter is completed, it is not impossible." ”
"Guanyin Maid ......"
Li Shimin suddenly felt that he was very aggrieved, he was a man who stood up to the sky, and now he wanted to do something and had to please a woman in every possible way, which made people ashamed to say it. But there was nothing to do, there was no one available in his hands first, except for the eldest grandson Wuji, who was powerless to compete with Li Jiancheng, let alone Li Yuan, who was guarded by the national teacher.
Especially Li Yuan, he must have reached some kind of agreement with that demon monk, so he has been conniving at that demon monk's misdeeds all these years, and even taking good care of him. Of course, Li Jiancheng is not something he can shake now, if it weren't for Jiangang's strength, he might even have to break his head against the last Li Yuanji.
"Erlang, everything is about big things." Guanyin held Li Shimin's hand: "Go ahead, no matter how strong she is, she is just a woman, a woman always has to have a home, and there is no one else in the world who can match her, except for you." ”
Li Shimin hammered the table hatefully and left angrily. At the same time, the monkey master who was eating supper in the square to peel shrimp for two children said completely different things.
"I tell you, you two would rather never marry in the future, and don't look for anything else. Also, if you let me know that you dare to fall in love with Lao Tzu before college, you can try, and I will destroy him if you talk about one. ”
Xiao Wu didn't understand what it meant to be in love, but she could understand the Extinguishing Manmen, she tilted her head and asked the monkey master: "Are you the Son of Heaven?" ”
"The Emperor is a fart." Bubu raised his head arrogantly: "He is much more powerful than the emperor." ”
Suddenly, Xiao Wu's eyes changed a lot when he looked at the monkey master, from the original trembling to awe, after all, in Xiao Wu's worldview, the emperor is already a powerful person, and even demons and monsters can be killed by the emperor's words. And Bubu is the creed of her life, Bubu said that the monkey master is more powerful than the emperor, so in Xiao Wu, the monkey master is really more powerful than the emperor.
"It's all day long, can you stop talking nonsense in front of you." Dai Wei unhappily sandwiched the whole fish head into the monkey bowl: "Eat quickly, eat quickly!" Don't talk anymore. ”
"Who gave you the right to take care of me!" The monkey master's eyes widened, and then after thinking about it, he nodded: "That's right, then it won't be destroyed." Then whoever wants to fall in love in the future, I will directly use the trick invented by Xiao Wu to rectify their boyfriend. ”
"What trick did Xiao Wu invent?" Dai blinked slightly, with the expression of a melon-eating crowd on his face: "What can she invent?" ”
"Bone drunk."
"Huh?"
The monkey master coughed and rolled up his sleeves: "This little girl picked out the eyes of her rival in love, cut off her ears, chopped her hands and stomped her feet and threw them into the wine vat to soak, with energy!" ”
Dai Wei's expression froze for a moment, he looked down at the chicken paws in his bowl, and suddenly lost his appetite......
"It's good that Xiao Wu came here...... she said happily, "so that she can become a normal little girl." ”
Xiao Wu tilted his head to listen, but he always didn't understand, so after listening for a while, he turned his head and quietly discussed with Bubu where to play.
As for letting these two girls go out to play alone, Master Monkey is relieved, not to mention that Bubu is smart and powerful, just the spiritual connection between him and Bubu is enough to settle everything. It's just that Dai Wei has always refused to let the two of them go out alone, no matter where they go, if no one takes them, they will honestly nest at home, and if they are not honest, she will use the little monkey to scare Bubu......
As he spoke, Dai Wei suddenly noticed that the monkey master had a very sci-fi watch on his wrist at some point, with a metal body and light flowing on each piece of metal from time to time.
"What is this?" Dai Wei pointed to the monkey master's wrist: "I didn't see it in the morning." ”
"You really think of yourself as my wife, don't you...... Anything. The monkey master laughed, and then raised his wrist: "This is the instant teleporter, the pinnacle of quantum teleportation. It can be achieved through space through ray positioning within a few tenths of a second, and as long as Jian Gang sends a distress signal, I will be teleported to her as soon as possible, and the time is about 0.5 seconds. ”
Dai Wei was stunned: "I don't understand." ”
"You need to know what to do." The monkey master took a sip of beer, leaned back in his chair and stretched: "Anyway, it's a passive teleporter, if I suddenly disappear in front of you one day, you will be scared." ”
Dai Wei nodded, then looked at Bubu...... Boob?
"What about the two little ones!?" Dai Wei suddenly exclaimed: "Why is it gone in the blink of an eye......"
"It wasn't a blink of an eye, it took them more than three seconds to escape from here." The monkey slowly peeled the shrimp: "You were talking to me the whole time, of course I didn't see it." ”
"Oh my God!"
Dai Wei held his forehead with one hand, stood up and was about to go out to look for it, but was dragged by the monkey master: "Where are you going?" ”
"The two of them are only seven years old together...... "Dai Wei is about to cry: "What if I get lost......
"If Xiao Wu is alone, then you have to find it, but isn't there still your daughter. What are you afraid of? ”
"No matter how powerful she is, she is only four years old, what can she do at a four-year-old! Hurry up and find it, don't eat it! ”
Seeing Dai Wei's anxious look, the monkey master suddenly laughed: "Let me ask you, what are your skills." ”
"I ...... I don't have the skills. ”
"No, no, no, you always have some ability, how can you live so big without ability, you can't rely on your life, right?" The monkey master wiped his mouth with a napkin: "Tell me, what are your skills." ”
"I ......"
"I can't say it, but if you ask my daughter, she will tell you. She is invulnerable, fire and water, first, she can control most of the pure energy, third, she can be invisible, fourth, she can see the separation of spirits, and fifth, she can teleport for short distances. The most important thing is that she and I share a vision, you forgot, right? ”
After hearing this, Dai Wei's emotions finally calmed down, but after sitting in the position, he still whitened his eyes and puffed angrily.
"Okay, you have a generation gap with her, let her go out on her own, I'll just say hello if there's something." The monkey master poured Dai Wei a beer: "Don't bring your insecurity into the child, you must know that she is protecting you all these years, not you protecting her." Although I don't know who the child's father is, and I won't ask, I know that her father is very strong and strong. I think her biological father must have some kind of connection with her, just don't debunk it. ”
"I ......" Dai Wei lowered his head: "He's a very good person." (To be continued.) )