Two hundred and thirty-five, look here, look here
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The monkey master wore glasses and tapped on the small blackboard with a ruler in Dai Wei's study, and what was written on the blackboard was the relationship between Li Yuan's family, from his father to his daughter-in-law.
Bubu took notes with a sad face, while Xiao Wu next to him stared at him with big eyes and an innocent face.
"Remember the year, the first year of Wude, Li Yuan, Chang'an, the year of the emperor's reign was 618, the year of Li Yuan's abdication in the ninth year of Wude was 627, the Xuanwumen Incident occurred in 627, Li Shimin killed his brother and forced Li Yuan to abdicate, and 627 was also the first year of Zhenguan."
"What about Xiao Wu, what about Xiao Wu?"
Bubu was making a fuss next to him, Xiao Wu tilted his head to look at him, and muttered, "I'm here...... Here, sister. ”
Master Monkey erased the things on the blackboard: "Xiao Wu was born in the sixth year of Wude, that is, in 624. What is about her is tomorrow's lesson. ”
The monkey master put down the book, took a sip of the water cup: "History is very important, especially Bubu, you are likely to become an agent like your Aunt Jiangang in the future, so you must be very familiar with history, otherwise there will be a lot of jokes." ”
"But is Aunt Jiangang familiar?"
"No, she's not familiar." The monkey master scratched his head: "So she ......"
The monkey master suddenly paused, and then his brain began to spin wildly, and after his supercomputer-like brain was running at full capacity for five minutes, he suddenly slapped the ruler on the table: "Oops! ”
Bubu, who didn't know what was going on, watched the monkey master rush out in a hurry, and she didn't squeak until she heard her mother shouting outside, "Where are you going to eat right away", she jumped three feet high from her position: "Long live!" Liberating !! ”
After speaking, she ran out with a crackle, Xiao Wu saw that her sister had run away, and she also ran out after her, but the two were just about to go out to play with the dog when they were stopped by Dai Wei: "Go wash your hands, don't go out, prepare to eat." ”
Being stopped like this, Bubu suddenly hung his head, while Xiao Wu looked at the dining table, and then happily went to wash his hands and eat.
During the meal, Bubu looked at the golden fried chicken leg and couldn't lift it at all, so he put the big chicken leg in the bowl into Xiao Wu's bowl, which had already gobbled up a whole chicken leg, Xiao Wu's tears were about to fall, and in order to express her gratitude, she directly bit off a large piece, and her mouth was full of oil.
"Baby, eat slowly." Dai smiled and wiped Xiao Wu's mouth with a napkin: "No one robbed it, my aunt made a lot of ......"
When she said this, she was a little weak-hearted, a total of thirty fried chicken legs...... Piled up with a pot, this can no longer be said to be cooking, this is simply an accident, Dai Wei, who learned fried chicken for the first time, originally planned to get one for the monkey master and the two children, but she didn't expect to accidentally slip down a few more, so the oil was not enough, so she poured oil again, but she was inexperienced, and there was more oil, so she put a few chicken legs down, but then she found that there were more chicken legs, so she poured oil again...... When she finally found that the pot couldn't be put down, she realized what she was doing stupidly...... So she fished out all the chicken legs, but when she fished them out, she mixed raw and cooked, so she couldn't help it...... You can only blow them up again one by one.
That's how these 30 chicken thighs came from, do they taste good? Of course it's not good, I didn't even want to look at Bubu when I saw it, but Xiao Wu ...... Xiao Wu is really not a picky eater, she has been here for a few days, she eats meat like crazy every day, as if she has never seen meat in her previous life, and every meal she doesn't eat until she can't walk and doesn't leave the table at all.
"Xiao Wu Xiao Wu, you love meat so much?"
"Hmm......" Xiao Wu took the time to reply, "It's rarely eaten." ”
"Ahh I remember it, I remember, I said it in class, although the Tang Dynasty was a prosperous era, but the grain output and crop yield of the Tang Dynasty could not meet the living needs of all people, even the average nobles ate food is actually very scarce, meat is even scarce, Xiao Wu, this little mother was born and is still a girl, and she will definitely not be able to eat any meat at home. Bubu muttered as if showing off: "That's why she likes to eat meat so much." ”
"Uh-huh." Xiao Wu nodded repeatedly, and then picked up the third chicken thigh......
"What a sensible child." Dai Wei brushed Xiao Wu's hair to her ears: "How can such a good girl live like that." ”
Well-behaved children always make people like it, Xiao Wu is like this, she is very good at talking, even if Bubu has a trouble with her and bullies her, she never gets angry, she will still lower her head and drag the corner of Bubu's clothes to follow her around, after this back and forth, Bubu actually doesn't bully her, not only does not bully, but really takes care of her as a sister.
Even Dai Wei likes this beautiful little girl, smart, sensible and very polite, although she is only a big person, but she has already tried to help with the housework, but Dai Wei is determined not to let her work, and she can even squat there for an hour when she sees the magic drum washing machine......
"Bubu, eat obediently, after eating, will my mother take you to the square to play?"
"You take Xiao Wu there, I want to watch TV."
"There is a bouncy castle in the square!"
"My dear mother, you don't know me as well as my stepfather, your daughter is past the age of playing bouncy castles...... I'm going to chase the stars. ”
Dai Wei tilted his head to look at her: "Are you serious?" ”
"Of course seriously, Auntie...... I'm already studying calculus, political analysis, and quantum collisions. Are you going to let a genius girl like me play with bouncy castles? ”
"I can't control you!" Dai Wei was really angry: "Don't forget it!" Xiao Wu, my aunt will take you to play! ”
Xiao Wu looked at Bubu, holding the fourth chicken leg in his mouth, as if waiting for Bubu to speak, and Bubu was obviously making trouble with Dai Wei, and waved his hand in disgust: "Go, go, you go quickly." ”
As soon as the words fell, her brows suddenly furrowed, thinking that the monkey master had told her in a very serious tone two days ago that she could not let Xiao Wu and her mother leave her sight at any time. Although Bubu can have an awkward relationship with Dai Wei, the words of the monkey master are simply holy decrees to her.
So after a period of silence, she sighed faintly: "Go, go, I'll go with you...... You're such an abrasive leprechaun. ”
Dai Wei smiled angrily and looked at Bubu for a long time: "You tell me again." ”
"Oh, okay." Bubu waved his hand: "I agree to go with you, so don't pick and choose." ”
And then...... Bubu was beaten.
Seeing Bu Bu being pressed on the sofa and pumped with a belt, Xiao Wu's only way was to squat next to him and cry, but Bu Bu had a leisurely face, and he still had the heart to chat with Xiao Wu while being beaten......
In the end, Dai Wei made her own wrist twist Bubu, but there was no, but Xiao Wu was about to cry and faint.
When the mother and daughter were in trouble, the monkey master finally came back, and when he changed his shoes and turned around, he was stunned: "Yo, what are you playing here?" ”
"Beaten." Bubu lay on Dai Wei's lap and shook his arm to greet the monkey master: "How many games will we kill at night?" I'm telling you, I've put together a deck for you, and I'll see if I can't kill you. ”
Dai Wei was angry and cried, and seeing her like that, the monkey master sneered and walked over to her to check her swollen wrist.
"I'll come." The monkey master rubbed Dai Wei's wrist and picked up the cloth......
"it...... Help me! ”
Bubu's face changed drastically, and he began to beg for mercy on the spot, but it was too late, and the monkey slap on Bubu's buttocks, and suddenly hit her to cry and howl.
This time it's not pretending, it's really hurting, Xiao Wu looked stupid next to her, in her eyes, Sister Bubu, who is omnipotent in heaven and earth, was actually beaten like this......
"You're too rampant, if I don't teach you a lesson, you'll have to turn the sky upside down in the future." The monkey master said very sternly: "I tell you, from now on, I will beat you once again if I toss like this, and you will also be beaten if Xiao Wu makes a mistake!" ”
Xiao Wu's eyes suddenly widened, indicating incomprehension...... And Bubu cried aggrievedly: "Why should I be punished for her mistakes!" I'm not convinced. ”
"If you don't accept it, you have to accept it, why are there so many whys, I don't believe you try."
In the end, seeing Bubu and Xiao Wu like two dolls, they didn't dare to make a sound and sat on the sofa watching TV, Dai Wei finally burst into tears and laughed, and then gave the monkey master a very charming look: "If you look at the people you taught, you know that you bullied me." ”
"Alright, that's what you pulled out." While rubbing Dai's wrist with safflower oil, the monkey master said with a smile: "Don't treat Xiao Wu as a fuel-efficient lamp, this girl is a generation of empresses." You can pet these two children, but you can't spoil them too much, otherwise you will have to fly when the time comes. ”
"Where did you just go?" Dai Wei asked, where is the boss who hires the monkey master, he is simply a little daughter-in-law waiting for her husband at home.
"There may be a big problem on Jiangang's side, I'll ask Wenbo to prepare, and after I adjust the time rate consistently, I'll go over."
"Will it be dangerous?"
"Dangerous?" The monkey master sighed: "It shouldn't be a big problem, after all, it's a low-level world." ”
"Can you tell me what went wrong...... I'd like to know about that too. ”
Dai Wei's expression was very sincere, her thoughts were very simple, this woman was very smart, she knew that if she couldn't let herself infiltrate into all aspects of the man in front of her, then he might leave one day at any time. Although she also understands that for him, perhaps the more important thing is Bubu......
Of course, Dai Wei's careful thinking that the monkey master didn't know and didn't have much interest in knowing, anyway, since she wanted to know, just tell her.
"That's right, Xiao Wu's early birth means that there has been a change in the world line, this change is not a natural development, but external interference, and the existence of the interference timeline must not be something that Jian Gang can easily deal with."
This is actually a very simple explanation, and when he and Wenbo said it, it was a complex version, the person who caused the change in the world line must be around the core of the disturbance, and who was the core of the disturbance in that era? Li Yuan! Li Shimin! Li Jiancheng and so on.
According to the results deduced from the changes of the monkey master, the current world line is still within the controllable range, but the time autonomous error correction function has been activated, so the Xuanwumen incident will happen immediately, but ...... It's 651 years over there! It was five years earlier than the Xuanwumen incident, which was very close to the age when Xiao Wu was born in advance.
But Li Shimin does not have the ability to initiate the Xuanwumen Incident now, but the error correction function will make him successful, so the factors of his success must include mutation factors. In short, now Jiangang is no longer an opponent with anyone over there, but with the whole world.
Such a situation is easy to have an annihilation ending, the entanglement of the world is very magical and capricious, if one party wants to change the world, then it is actually very easy to do, even if how to correct the error will change because of the changes in the key nodes, but once both parties want to change the world, then it is easy to appear an extreme situation, that is, the annihilation ending. For example, the world where the monkey master exists has experienced several times on the verge of annihilation, the first time was the battle of the gods, the second was the Middle Ages, and the third time was World War II. Each time it causes the world line to fluctuate violently, which is the result of several waves of interference from outsiders.
And now, if Jian Gang is in the world line disturbance, then she will have contact and conflict with another person who caused the world line change anyway, and then ......
"So you're going to save Jiangang?"
"I believe in her, but you have to be prepared for the unexpected. Because if I show up, the world is over. The monkey master laughed: "I have ruined several worlds, so I can only hope that Jiangang can fight for strength." ”
"But there's no loss in ruining a world you don't want to do."
"Really, not?" The monkey master smiled mysteriously: "Although I am a scientist, there is something that is unclear but real. ”
"What?"
"Retribution."
After that, Dai Wei also asked what would happen if there was no Xiao Wu, and he couldn't answer her about this monkey master, because he didn't see the specific changes in that world, but what he could be sure of was that Xiao Wu, who was missing one of the cores of that world, would definitely be turned upside down.
As for sending Xiao Wu back to be the queen? The monkey master glanced at the cute girl who was whispering to comfort Bubu, and smiled coldly, his eyes full of disdain. If it weren't for Jian Gang being there, he wouldn't even pay attention to it, even if that world returned to Jurassic, it had a hairy relationship with him!
"I'm telling you this, in fact, it's not to tell you that I'm going over, but to tell you that if I leave, before I come back, you and Xiao Wu can't leave Bubu's field of vision, I and Bubu have established a spiritual communication, what she can see, I can see!"
"Ah......" Dai Wei was stunned: "I took a bath with her yesterday, so ......"
"I see." Master Monkey nodded: "You have a pimple on your buttocks, and you have been eating more fruits recently." ”
Dai Wei was immediately petrified on the spot...... (To be continued.) )