One-one-seven, you ruined my endurance for stupid X.
In the current situation where information is so developed, it is really too difficult to cover up a thing, unless a large number of smoke bombs are thrown to cover up the facts, I am afraid there is no other way.
The water dragon at night has been filmed into a video spread all over the world, some people say that this water dragon is the dragon king apparition, otherwise there is no wind and no moon, how can there be a water dragon several hundred meters high soaring into the sky? And it's not normal to start a mid-lake whirlpool.
Of course, there are also some so-called uncles and internal parties who come out to report the inside story, and even make up a poignant love story similar to Liu Yi and the Dragon Girl.
It is said that the dragon girl who turned into a human form that night was tired of the scumbag's splitting and irresponsibility, and after the last showdown with her boyfriend to no avail, she resolutely returned to the Poyang Lake where she was born and raised, and many people saw a beautiful and abnormal girl jumping into the middle of the lake that night, and then there was a huge whirlpool and water dragon.
This matter has been spread very well, and there is even a video as proof, Dia on the video said a few words to the monkey master with his back to the camera, and really jumped into the lake cleanly, and then the water dragon that made people look frightened took off, the whole process was less than thirty seconds, to say that the two things have nothing to do with each other, I'm afraid no one will believe it.
After that, there will be a follow-up version.,Everyone who was there that night was fine.,But only the negative man of the dragon girl disappeared without a trace.,It is said that he was swallowed by the water dragon.,Not even the belt bones swallowed.,There is no residue at all.。
This matter is linked back and forth, and the credibility is very great, although it is said that it is not allowed to become a fine after the founding of the People's Republic of China, but this is obviously a fine before the founding of the People's Republic of China. So this reasonable, evidence-based and convincing information was regarded as widely recognized news, so early the next morning, a large number of good men and women came to this generation to release, what snapping turtles, gars, water tigers were released a lot, and the adjacent village also specially built a dragon shrine by the river. There are even many travel agencies that open relevant tourist spots the next day...... There are even special activities such as dragon girl day trips to the lake.
Of course, there are some people in some more emotional forums who have developed some modern chatting stories based on this, saying things like that, a bunch of literary young women on Dou X lamented this matter, and the kind of people who heard it wept. And forced to appear a bunch of big-tailed wolves, pretending to be human-like dogs.
Of course. As for the follow-up of the incident and what the reason was, no one investigated. Although everyone is talking about it, most people think that it is an urban legend, and some rational people are still trying to explain the cause of this incident with tornadoes, and in other words, everything is science.
Of course, all this can indeed be explained scientifically, kinetic energy...... When Dia swims at a very high speed at the bottom of the water, the huge momentum causes the lake to form a funnel-shaped whirlpool, and when she jumps out of the water, it naturally brings out a water dragon. But those citizen scientists always like to put things they haven't seen into a category that they can understand, so tornadoes have become their last fig leaf.
So compare to tornadoes. The monkey master also likes the dragon girl throwing himself into the river, but ****** why is he the negative man who provoked the dragon girl diving?
"You can laugh if you want."
The monkey master squinted at Zhang Yuqing, a brainless fan who was holding back a smile, and his tone was not good.
"I rushed from Tacheng overnight yesterday, and I heard about it as soon as I came over, and after investigation, I found that this was the case. You say, you're behind the black pot, right? ”
"It's not just a black cauldron, what a special ...... It's like carrying a steelmaking furnace. Why am I guilty, why? I'm also a victim, okay. ”
The monkey master threw down the teacup in his hand in anger, and the difference in mood was to the point of anger. But helpless...... Because Dia didn't know where to go early in the morning, if she wanted to find someone to lose her temper, she could only find a brainless comrade.
"It's useless to lose your temper with me, I listened to the report of the whale shark, which you picked up, and Tacheng thinks you should be responsible."
"Okay, I'll take care of it."
"No, no, no...... Please, please calm down......"
It is worthy of being a brain-dead fan. With a glance at the monkey master, he knew what this guy was going to do next. Do you want him to be responsible? That's really dead, he didn't tear down the tower city cleanly, he Zhang Yuqing wrote his surname upside down, so he hurriedly came out to explain.
"You misunderstood me. Didn't you just happen to be on vacation during this time, and the custody of that girl was temporarily placed on you, and all expenses would be handled by Tacheng for you. Anything happens to Tacheng to settle the matter, you just need to restrain the girl a little and let her not do anything too out of the ordinary. When she's finished charging and leaves, you'll be free. ”
Master Monkey's face was a little better, and he leaned back on the sofa in the hotel suite: "How are they doing?" ”
Ye Fei was severely injured, and You was doing recovery training for her. It will take about a month. Jiangang was coming, and Zhang Qun continued to train. The rest is not for me to know, maybe you'll know when you get back. By the way, what about the souvenirs you said you brought me? ”
Monkey Master Hehehe: "When I came over, I was bare-assed, and there was nothing left, I originally brought you a gun, a big revolver, domineering." ”
"But it's still gone, isn't it, my heart hurts."
"Pack me less, get out." The monkey master kicked Zhang Yuqing: "Where did that guy go?" ”
"It's said that she went out to play, where to play, I don't know, our people lost her."
If you lose it, you will lose it, the monkey master really doesn't want to see Dia, it's really annoying to death, eighty percent of her will eat and vomit again today, since she understands the earth's currency exchange standards, it has been out of control.
"I'd love to build a gang...... It's true. After seeing that guy, I realized how cute Jiangang was. The monkey master sighed deeply: "When will Jiangang arrive?" ”
"The flight is late, and there are about two hours left."
Master Monkey nodded: "Where is the best cafeteria here?" ”
"What kind of high-end can there be here, if you want, I'll give you a charter flight to Tokyo."
"Sick." Master Monkey stood up and walked to the window: "It will scare Sister Jiangang." ”
At about four o'clock in the afternoon, Jian Gang arrived as scheduled, carrying a field bag that was almost half as long as hers, carrying 120 kilograms of luggage, wearing a camouflage uniform, and her hair tied in a ponytail. She looks like a miniature version of the special forces, but both airport staff and fellow passengers think she's just a junior high school student attending a summer camp......
"Damn, am I that short? Why am I underage? Lao Tzu is twenty-four this year and will be twenty-five soon. ”
Jiangang stood at the front desk of the hotel and had a quarrel with the staff, and the front desk who had just come over on shift did not know the truth, so he did not make a phone call to ask for his ID card directly, and said that minors were not allowed to stay in the hotel without a guardian.
The front desk is probably a big boy who has just entered the society for a long time. He stood there and looked down at Jian Gang, the height of 1.85 meters looking down at 1.5 meters Jian Gang really didn't have any pressure, and then he tried to squeeze out a warm smile: "Hello, little sister." We are a regular five-star hotel, and minors are really not allowed to stay alone. ”
"Damn......" Jiangang wiped his nose: "Look at Lao Tzu with this kind of eyes again, I will pick out your eyeballs!" ”
Maybe he had never seen such a grumpy minor, and the big brother at the front desk was also limited, so he hurriedly called the lobby manager......
"Little sister, your guardian...... Alas? Don't do it...... Other...... Speak well......"
Yuting, who came back from going to the toilet when her stomach was uncomfortable, came to the door and waited for Jiangang. found that the security front desk in the hall had been beaten, and Jian Gang stood in the crowd with his arms covered in iron.
"What are you throwing a tantrum in?"
is respectful to the monkey master Yuqing, but for Jiangang, he let go, after all, the level of the agent is lower than himself, even if the monkey is a person, there is no need to be as respectful as an idol.
"These bs, I don't mean that Lao Tzu is underage, damn."
Jian Gang was really angry, and her left foot was upside down. Whoever comes up will bite whomever he wants, and he will not show mercy. The last thing she can tolerate is being called a minor. It's nothing short of an insult to her personality.
"Just give him your ID."
"If I want to bring it, do I need to say it?" Jian Gang glanced at Yuqing: "What floor is that guy on?" Here you deal with it. ”
Yuqing looked at the injured people in this hall and the flashing police lights outside, he could only sigh silently, then handed the room card to Jian Gang, turned around and walked towards the crowd with a smile on his face.
Private, of course. Compensation for losses, medical expenses, lost work expenses, etc., anyway, all the compensation must be compensated. I really don't know if the people in this group are all manic. It's simply born for destruction, if it weren't for the fact that the monkey master was an idol, Yuqing would really have turned his face with Jiangang. As an agent, I don't have the consciousness of an agent at all, I really rely on having a backer to run rampant, and I really think that if you are an agent, you don't have to follow the rules?
"Next time. I'm going to punish you. Master Monkey sat on the toilet in the bathroom, and said very seriously when Jian Gang entered the door: "You can be lawless, but you must not bully the weak." You can be a lunatic, but you definitely can't be a piece of trash. ”
"It's weird that comes out of your mouth."
"Huh." The monkey master came out of the bathroom and pinched the back of Jiangang's neck: "If you have the ability, try again next time, you can be unruly, but you can't have no IQ." ”
"Okay, okay, you're right."
"Don't take it as an example."
Speaking of which, although the monkey master does things very unruly and irregularly, no matter when he is still well-behaved among ordinary people, as long as there is no threat to him and no ill intentions towards him, most of his performances are very low-key and even a little disdainful of dealing with low-level creatures.
As for the training camp, he doesn't remember it at all, and no one knows what the reason for that indiscriminate attack at that time, but at least when he was sober, he was actually a very well-behaved person and a very unruly person......
He's just a very conflicted person anyway, it's good when it's good, it's great when it's bad.
"Let's go, the guardian will take you down to apologize." The monkey master pinched Jiangang: "Then take you to eat something delicious." ”
"What if they don't accept it?"
The monkey master paused, tilted his head and suddenly smiled: "Sincere apology, compensation without bargaining." If they still don't accept it, then they are killing themselves. ”
"I don't know much about your logic...... Big brother, this is not the logic of a normal person. ”
"Yo, you've started talking to me about logic, you've grown up, haven't you?" (To be continued.) )