"Wow!! It's the sea!! This is the sea!! I see Haila!!! ”

To tell the truth, if this girl wasn't beautiful, the owner of the café would have driven her away, but no matter how beautiful she was, it was not a problem, so he took advantage of the time to deliver the food and passed by the man in the shirt and glasses, coughed, and said to the man in a voice that the high-spirited girl could just hear:

"This is Poyang Lake."

In an instant, Dia's whole body was petrified, and her paw prints were left on the railing she was holding onto, deep and natural.

Master Monkey nodded at the owner of the café and gave a thumbs up: "Well done." ”

"You're welcome."

The boss coolly gave the monkey a thumbs up, and then the eyes of the two men who were also tortured projected a look of sympathy.

If the person around him now is Jian Gang, Ye Fei or even the old woman, the monkey master will be merciless and sarcastic, but now next to him is Dia who has this mouth that hasn't stopped for a minute, so the monkey master is extremely literary and artistic at the moment, sitting in the literary café on the shore of Poyang Lake, taking a sip of instant coffee with a lot of sugar called cappuccino but writing Nestle, letting the breeze on the lake blow his collar and swaying from side to side without saying a word.

The monkey master wearing glasses is actually two people who take off his glasses, after being covered up with crazy eyes, his temperament is actually very good, his figure is good, and his appearance is also Zhou Zhouzheng, he doesn't look as frivolous as a Korean Xiaosheng and not as vicissitudes as an old cadre, revealing a sense of intellectuals and the vigor of young people, and his speech when he doesn't scold people can be regarded as quoting scriptures. All kinds of allusions come at your fingertips, and all kinds of knowledge are precipitated in your chest.

And as a man who can control the white shirt, the monkey master is actually very popular with those young mature women between the ages of twenty-seven and eighteen to thirty-two or thirteen. At least since just now, two literary and artistic old and young people have come to ask for the monkey master, but they can only give up because of Dia's obstruction.

Dia is a high-ranking race. But without the slightest consciousness of the advanced race, her mouth never stopped from the beginning, first complaining about the backward means of transportation and communication on the earth, then complaining about the poor environment and poor air, then complaining about the unhygienic food, not looking good, and unbalanced nutrition, and finally complaining about the old men dressed by girls and the poor taste and knowledge of boys.

Anyway, on the whole, there is nothing she can see on the whole earth. But when she ate the six-yuan Malatang out of curiosity, she was out of control.

How to say it, from the time he went out at noon to the present, he and the monkey master have eaten for a full seven hours. From the streetside snacks to the steak in the store, we didn't miss anything.

The Star Spirit is not a heavy food race, and their perfect evolution allows them to convert energy very highly, and they can last for a long time as long as they throw away food.

So such a race without a big stomach, after a period of overeating, finally got her due retribution - eating and vomiting.

That's right, the scene of a goddess with perfect looks holding on to a telephone pole and spitting out a whole lobster may be something that many people can't see in their lifetime, but it happened alive.

As for how much she vomited, the monkey master later recalled. What Dia spat out that day was enough to feed a sow that was about to be slaughtered.

Although it is not a good description, it is enough to understand how much she has eaten......

But if you think that's the end of it...... Hehe, that's naïve.

After throwing up a lot, she began to eat again. There is no embarrassment of eating and vomiting just now, just catching what to eat, no matter whether it is clean or not, and whether it looks good or not. As long as she thinks it's delicious, she will binge-eat. Eat until you vomit......

That's right, it's until you vomit. For example, she took a fancy to the big chicken chop. She would eat 10 greasy chicken cutlets, then squat on the side of the road and vomit, then order 10 servings of burritos.

It was as if the first vomit had opened the door to a new world for her, eating and vomiting all the way, the scene couldn't be seen well, but what could be done, now the monkey master was in a state of soul weakness, and he couldn't beat her, the only thing he could do was pay and pretend not to know her, it's that simple.

And Dia seems to be sick, and she also goes to some strange places, what skating rinks, what video game cities, these places are what she can go to?

There are more than 20 times in an afternoon to be accosted, but she is cheap, who is accosted either by her anger or beaten down, there is basically no third way.

Regardless of whether she is full of ruffian or polite, as long as people come up to her, she is very happy to chat with them, and then chats a few words and starts to ridicule, saying that you low-level races are not good in IQ and physical fitness, and that people are ugly, how are they star spirits, and that she can kill everyone here with one finger.

Most people think she's a psychopath, a small number think she's bragging, and most of the pick-ups will go away, but they can't stand the big birds in the forest, and there are really those who don't believe in evil, and they want to fight her alone......

Do you know heads-up, it's just to find a small alley one-on-one. , the monkey who was pretending not to know Diya at the time was shocked when he heard this request, how big was this heart to take the initiative to ask to fight with a neurotic girl, even if she was not a star spirit, but she was insane, is it okay to kill someone without breaking the law, hacking someone to death is for nothing.

The star spirit itself is in the direction of super-perfect evolution, and he was born like Sparta, a natural warrior. Okay, they all look like weak girls with low muscle proportions and low height, but they're war races, okay?

Got it? What is a war race, Mao Zi can only be called a fighting nation if he dies, but he is known as a cosmic-level war race, and his blood and genes are all aggressive talents, and he is usually a nervous disorder, and when someone asks to fight, it is like a beast.

The first person to fight Dia is basically finished, but because the body must not be found, it can only be judged to be a missing person. At that time, that guy was about to have a black tiger to dig out his heart, and was thrown into the sky by a wheeling windmill by Dia.

Judging from the vertical angle and speed, as well as the posture that the monkey master waited for half an hour and didn't see it fall, I am afraid that the man is now in low-earth orbit, and it may be a little difficult to think about it again. But it doesn't matter, this is probably the first ordinary person to go to space without relying on any equipment, and it can be regarded as a well-deserved death, but Dia is still unsatisfied, and when he ate Northeast grilled squid later, he still muttered why the person couldn't come down and was he afraid.

The monkey master was too lazy to pay attention to her, and there was no way to communicate normally with the star spirit, after all, the technology tree was crooked tens of thousands of years ago, otherwise it would not have evolved to the point of infertility and extinction.

Although the monkey master does not believe in any karmic cycles, he is definitely a theist when it comes to the matter of the star spirit, and he believes in ...... This race is too brainless and too powerful to be destroyed by the gods of the dimension, just like the dinosaurs.

Right...... The monkey lord checked Dia, and then got an exact data, the race that topped the list in the legend database, that is, the race that was born with a fifteen-level force field was the star spirit, once the star spirit queen visited the earth and got along with an earthling, and then ......

Wait, the monkey master touched his head, and suddenly felt that his head was as bright as a bright lamp, and the Star Spirit Queen visited the earth one hundred and twenty years ago in the record, and in the twenty-second year of Guangxu in the Qing Dynasty. That is, in 1896. The gestation period of the Star Spirit is no different from that of humans, it is between 8-11 months, plus Dia's age......

The Lying Monkey Lord suddenly understood why the Queen set the earth as a star spirit forbidden area, eighty percent of them dislike the inferior genes of the earthlings, right, Dia's level is obviously lower than the legend, this is to say that there is no paternal gene, how can the monkey master not believe it, and the IQ is so low, if it weren't for the inferior genes of the earthlings, how could she be better than now, right?

However, there may also be another interpretation, that is, the reason why the Star Spirit Queen does not want Dia to contact the earthlings may also be because the genetic similarity will lead to reverse evolution, like the Star Spirit, a universe gypsy with a very small number of people, if it can't maintain its high energy, then it doesn't have to die out naturally, once this good-looking race has its ability to degrade, it will be sold as a toy by the black-hearted merchants in the parallel world every minute.

Of course, this kind of thing in the forbidden area has no binding force on Dia, judging from her description, she is no different from any rebellious girl, on the one hand, she is full of admiration for her parents and on the other hand, she is full of hostility, you don't let me go to the earth, I just go, I just don't make you comfortable, but I'm weak, and I have to borrow your name to pretend to be a calf.

But if you want to grow up in that environment for one hundred and twenty years, it's no wonder that Dia will vomit and rebel, plus she is the princess, and the future Star Spirit Queen is not her, so the discipline must be strict, so when she encounters this kind of opportunity to indulge wantonly, she will only have a ghost if she doesn't mess around.

It's hard...... It's hard to manage children.

The monkey master couldn't help but mourn for the Star Spirit Emperor, such a character who is considered a celestial figure in many parallel spaces, there is such an ignorant daughter, and the most important thing is that she has no tricks at all, this kind of helplessness that pops up in his heart, the monkey master can really empathize with millions of light years.

"I want to play in the water."

Dia suddenly came to the side of the monkey master and said coldly......

"Play with some water and eat honestly!"

"Ahh!!h

"Play and play! Leave me alone. ”

Got the approval of the monkey master, Dia jumped into the lake without saying a word, the guests next to him screamed, and even some people took out their mobile phones to call the police, almost everyone came to the side to see the situation, but the monkey master hid with a plate and grabbed the steak with his hands to eat......

Sure enough, a whirlpool suddenly appeared in the middle of the lake, which looked like a big hole, and then a water dragon rose into the sky......

"I can't control her, whoever can come."

The agent next to him who was responsible for protecting the monkey looked at the monkey with a bitter face, but the monkey also said that he couldn't do anything, what about it...... There is no margin for willfulness, no one can speak, it turns out that the monkey master can still suppress it by force, but now it will not be possible to do it for a while, so let her take a good scourge. (To be continued.) )