Chapter 4
It's really a bad show, a woman is being harassed by five men. They surrounded her, and their outstretched claws continued to infringe on the woman's body.
The woman was in her twenties, thin and not too tall, wearing a very simple light red dress, her hair was very long, covering her face, and He Nan, who was a little far away, didn't see it clearly.
However, I also know that this woman will definitely not look too ordinary, otherwise, she will not be favored by these five perverts, and then harassed by the road.
Annoyed, He Nan shook his head vigorously, shaking off the residual sleepiness in his head, which was a little dizzy because he stood too quickly. Then he looked up at the sky obscured by the thick shade, and a ray of golden light pierced through the layers of green leaves and hit his face.
He scolded in his heart, TMD, is there still a royal law? I dare to do such a beastly thing under the sunny day, thinking that I harass women is always at night, and most of the women I harass also want to harass me, all of which are what you and I want, and what about them, their guts are too fat, right? What's wrong with this society? How can there be such a boring and hurtful show?
After thinking about it, He Nan walked to the side of the vulgar and rotten scene not far away, ready to meddle in things.
He didn't know if he was stupid or what's wrong. He wants to be strong and be a fool who pulls out a knife to help when he sees injustice, and he can't be called a hero, because he is a bastard like Lang Dongping.
He said contemptuously and loudly: "Hey, brothers, is it interesting to play this kind of game in broad daylight?" I don't believe that you guys are so ***, you can't even wait for the night to do this kind of beastly thing. Have brains or no brains, you guys? What kind of society is this, and it dares to mess around in broad daylight? ”
A short man with a shaved bald head, when he saw someone looking for trouble, couldn't help but look back and find that it was a neatly dressed, but tired young man, and couldn't help but sneer.
He said: "As soon as I look at your sloppy dog, I know that I drank too much and shot a few shots last night." How? After playing with women last night, you still want to be nosy? It's been a night, have you eaten again? Are you full of food? If you don't have enough to eat, you won't be able to care more about other people's affairs, right? ”
He Nan sneered teasingly, and then said with a straight look: "I'm only half-full." This society needs to pay attention to health, and it is not easy to be overfilled, just eat seven points full. According to scientific verification, people are the most energetic when they eat seven points full, and if they eat too much, they will become very lazy, which is not beneficial to a person's health, but harmful. So, I'm just half-full. ”
Looking at their faces like madmen, he continued: "However, a half-full person like me is the most energetic person, and another one is that I need to let my energy vent with all my energy, otherwise, I'm really sorry for this body that is too healthy." ”
They must have heard it in a fog, and they didn't know what it was talking about. But they also knew that he was playing tricks on them.
However, knowing that they are five people, they dare to stand up and meddle in their affairs, and he may have "two hits" in his hands, so they don't want to offend much. After all, what they have to do is not to hit people, but to molest people.
The bald man said, "Come on, don't tell us anything about health." What you just said, we all turned a deaf ear and did not hear it, so go away quickly, and do not hinder our good deeds. Of course, if you want us to pull out some tickets to send you away at this time, we are not unsympathetic people, and we will give you a little. ”
As he spoke, he took out a red ticket from his waist bag and handed it to He Nan, "Oh, here you go, this red ticket is enough for you to beg for four or five days, right?" ”
He dismissed He Nan as a poor flower.
He Nan took the money, put it in his trouser pocket, and said with a smile: "Money is indeed a good thing, since you are willing to send me to this called Hanako, I will ask for it, hehe." Thank you for the uncle's generosity, and Hanako is grateful. However, I can't ignore my conscience and take what I have said, can I? As the saying goes, what has been said is like water that cannot be recovered. What do you say about this? ”
The bald man said, "It seems that you kid really want to be nosy. But, boy, you also have to look a little bit of an eye, five men are standing in front of you, aren't you afraid? ”
He looked at him coldly, and said jokingly, "Think about it, five of us, two by two, beating you back and forth, will there be one left with nothing to do?" Can you resist two men hitting you together? Can you resist us beating you in turn? Boy, get acquainted and get out of here. ”
He Nan took off the outer coat of his upper body, revealing the snow-white shirt inside. This dress was still newly bought, and when he thought of the woman who bought him this dress, he couldn't help but feel bitter in his heart.
However, he didn't think much about it, and said to the bald man with a smile: "I haven't really fought for a long time, and the bones all over my body are soft. Come on, buddy, I'll play with you guys so that I can evacuate my bones. ”
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When the bald man saw He Nan take off his clothes and say those words again, he couldn't help but feel a tightening in his heart. The four men who followed him all focused their eyes on him, and all of them had questions in their eyes.
"What are you looking at me for? Come on! The bald man said angrily when he saw that the "brothers" were looking at him.
A monster with a red beard and permed green hair said, "Boss, this time my brother came to help you, but he didn't say he wanted to fight. It's nothing to deal with him if he kills him halfway, but if a brother is injured or something, it's not ...... Boss, you know what I mean, right? ”
"Alright, I'll double the money, okay?" The bald man said impatiently. "If you can beat him in a minute, I'll do three times more."
"Come on, boss, you can watch the show." The green-haired monster said with a smile. "Brothers, whether you can enjoy it better tonight depends on this minute, what are you waiting for? Let's go. ”
Hearing the green-haired monster's instructions, the three monsters with various hairs became excited, and then they took a few steps forward and lined up in a array, about to wipe out the unlucky guy in front of them who made them a small fortune.
Seeing that the four of them were going to attack together, He Nan asked, "Didn't you say that you want to take turns fighting in two or two?" Why are they all on all at once? Is it so discredited? ”
The bald dwarf said angrily: "What kind of credit do you talk about with a stupid fool who doesn't want to die?" Sick me? I cleaned you up early, and my heart was clean early. ”
As he spoke, he walked up to the frightened woman, grinning his teeth, and continued to make flirtatious movements.
He Nan was a little panicked when he saw that they were going to go together.
At this time, he was in a hurry, and thought of a plan, so he said: "Brothers, have you heard?" Even a nosy man like me doesn't have credit, do you think he'll talk to you? Didn't you just see him say how many times the money he gave you, was it easy? Have you ever seen such a generous guy? He's obviously lying to you, and you're still believing him, hey, what a brainless fool. ”
The green-haired monster said, "Boy, it's useless to sow discord here. We're the ones who've done this with him quite a few times, viagra, we can trust it. ”
With that, he gestured to the three allies who were already raising their fists to attack.
So, the four of them kicked out at the same time and kicked He Nan, who was close at hand.
I thought that this nosy Cheng Yanjin would be more clever, and when he saw that the momentum was not good, he quickly avoided it. He stood there motionless, waiting for them to strike at the same time.
When their outstretched four feet were about to fall on him, he stretched out his two hands, lifted them up with a forceful lift, and lifted the feet of the two men he had quickly grasped. At the same time, he stretched out another leg and kicked it at the falling foot, directly into the man's crotch.
When he kicked out, his body was attacking forward, and the two feet he grabbed with both hands suddenly retreated back at this time, and since his feet were pushed backwards, the two bodies with only one foot on the ground naturally fell back fiercely......
In the blink of an eye, one of the wolves holding his crotch howled, two of them were hit hard by broken spines and heads, and the remaining one was the green-haired monster, who hadn't done it yet, but he was dumbfounded, and the whole person was about to be stupid.
When the body fell, He Nan pressed on the two people whose feet were bound by himself, so there was no big problem.
Seeing that he had knocked down the guys who were attacking at the same time, he put down and stood up. When he stood up, he stretched and said, "Oh, this fight is really comfortable." But I'm not addicted to it. ”
The bald dwarf who was teasing the woman heard the screams of his own personnel, and couldn't help but turn around, and then his mouth was so shocked that it was difficult to close.
It's only been a while, four of them have been abolished, and the other is a little stupid.
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He Nan walked up to the green-haired monster, patted him on the shoulder, and said, "Buddy, the three of them can't stand up, and there is one more of you." Do you think we're going to fight, or are you going to give me a tip and send me away? ”
The green-haired monster quickly took out a wallet from his waist, and then said tremblingly: "Big brother, give, the money here is all for you, you ...... Spare me. ”
He Nan smiled and said, "Give it all to me?" Hehe, then you're welcome. However, I can't ask for your money so blatantly......"
He looked at the purse in the green-haired monster's hand, thought for a moment, and said, "Well, take out all the money, throw it on the ground, and I'll pick it up later...... I'm a poor Hanako who likes to pick up money that others have lost. By the way, don't throw away your broken wallet, I'm not rare. ”
When the green-haired monster heard this, he was first taken aback, and then the whole person was stunned.
How can there be such a strange person in this world, who wants to extort other people's money, and deliberately pretends to be poor and called Hanako......
However, he was stunned for only a moment, then came back to his senses, and then in a panic took out the money from his wallet and threw it on the ground.
After throwing away the money, he took the empty wallet and looked at He Nan, at a loss.
He Nan glanced at him with disdain and said, "They are all young people, why is there such a big gap in life?" If you don't do anything good, if you have to do this kind of indiscriminate work, you don't know how to learn well...... I am disgusted to see that your hair is dyed like a monster, and you still have your face swaggering on the street, I really don't know shame. You, green-haired monster, squat down, hug your head and sing the national anthem. Don't look up once, if I see you look up, the sea will flatten you. ”
The green-haired monster didn't even think about it, and immediately squatted down, and then he put his hands on his head and sang the national anthem in a ridiculous manner. (I really don't know which bastard came up with such a punishing way, it's really a very classic funny action)
When He Nan walked to the bald man's side, the latter had not yet woken up from his surprise, and his mouth was so open that his jaw was about to dislocate.
Seeing that the other party was so uncompetitive, He Nan was even more disdainful. He said, "Dude, you must be malnourished, aren't you?" Otherwise, how could it be so short? Look at you, you're not even thirty years old, why are you losing your hair? ”
The bald man resignedly, "This ...... It's no wonder to me, my dad lost his hair when he was eight years old, and my mom was born a short man, and it was the previous generation who made the sin, and I have to pay it back to the next generation. They combined to create such a me...... Who wants to look like this to me? ”
He Nan heard this and immediately gave him a chestnut. He scolded: "Your mother, what a bastard, your father and your mother made you, how fortunate and miserable?" They have worked so hard to raise you, how much effort does it take? You are not angry, you don't thank them, just say bad things about them behind your back. I despise you the most, even if you are ugly, you don't have any humanity at all. I'm going to have to beat you up for your parents today. ”
When the bald man heard this, his whole body immediately withered. He said with tears in his eyes: "Big brother, you spare me, I will ...... in the future I won't dare again. Big brother, you ...... Don't you want money? I'll give it to you, I have 10,000 yuan in my wallet, I'll give it all to you, just ask you...... Just don't hit me. ”
"If you have money, you don't honor your parents, but you give it to an outsider who has nothing to do with you, and you are even more beaten! A grandson like you is a scourge to live in the world. ”
He Nan said, stretching out his right foot and limping again, tripping the bald dwarf and falling to the ground. He pressed a hand to his chest again, and his ass unconsciously pressed against his face, and he almost sat down.
At this time, when he was squatting down, He Nan suddenly felt a stream of gas rushing down uncontrollably in his abdomen, and when his butt was about to sit down, the gas happened to come out of his **, and it also made a popping sound......