The land of Sichuan and Shu has been rugged since ancient times. It has always been said that Shu Road is difficult, but in fact, the rainy mountain road is the real nightmare.

Although people like Sister Jiangang can go forward without caring about anything at all, Monkey and Ye Fei cannot. Because of the drag of these two people, the three of them walked less than 30 kilometers in a day.

One day passed, night fell, but the rain did not stop at all, and the howling of unknown animals mixed with the leaves of the trees was particularly terrifying.

People are animals that are actually very interesting, and the more extreme the environment, the easier it is to blend together. Just like now that the monkey has successfully blended into the small group of Ye Fei and Jiangang's sister, even if Jiangang's sister still has a bad feeling for him and doesn't have a good impression of him, but normal communication is no longer a problem, at least they won't spray each other when they open their mouths.

"Call the landlord." Sister Jiangang, who was already with leaves, grabbed the landlord's card angrily and stared at the monkey and Ye Fei viciously: "I tell you, don't be arrogant, it's not that the time has not come." ”

"No."

"No."

The only entertainment in the tent is to fight the landlord. The three of them fought the landlord, the small pot next to them was gurgling and cooking, and a pheasant held by the tin foil was slowly roasted by the fire, the rich fragrance had already overflowed, and the butter flowed along the gaps of the tin foil, which was fascinating.

"Don't let me find out what you're playing."

Sister Jiangang lost again, and the monkey came up with a villainous smile and took out a leaf from his pocket and pasted it on her face. At this time, Jiangang's sister couldn't see the human appearance anymore, it was like wearing a cucumber mask, and her face was covered with leaves, stupid.

"Let Jiangang sleep in a sleeping bag tonight, it's really not good......" Ye Fei's eyes gently aimed at the monkey: "I'll squeeze a big sleeping bag with you." ”

"No, no, no!" Sister Jiangang hurriedly protected Ye Fei: "Lao Tzu would rather sleep in the garbage heap than let you sleep with this brute." ”

"Then what should I do......" Ye Fei also felt a little sorry for Jiangang's sister, after all, she was the one who worked the most today, and she couldn't stand the cold at night, as for the monkeys...... Expecting him to give up the sleeping bag is 100% impossible.

"Just sit and sleep, what are you afraid of."

"Save it, little Zabi." The monkey smoked a cigarette and squinted, looking like a hooligan: "That dog got into my sleeping bag in the middle of the night last night?" The most annoying thing is that you are a woman who has lost her footing and set up a memorial arch. ”

"Shall I drill your tent? You fart! ”

She scolded on her lips, but her eyes looked at Ye Fei. After Ye Fei nodded helplessly, she remembered that she seemed to have been woken up from her sleeping bag by a monkey in the morning......

Jiangang's sister was speechless, the monkey's face was full of banter, and Ye Fei was smiling.

Just when the atmosphere was delicate, Xiaohong's lazy voice appeared in the monkey's ear as if she hadn't woken up: "The second team member's message has been sent, don't you listen." ”

"What's your attitude? Be upright, as a robot, you also have to keep in mind the core values of socialism for me! ”

"Don't bother me, you don't listen."

"What's wrong?" The monkey scratched his head, glanced at Ye Fei and Sister Jiangang, who were dazed, and asked as if no one was around, "Have you evolved to the point where you can come to the eldest aunt?" ”

"What do you care about me, continue to flirt with two little sluts, it's cool, isn't it? Ouch, there are still people who have taken the initiative to hook up with you. ”

"Xiaohong, this is your mistake, work is work, and personal feelings should be put aside. You, a little comrade, should pay attention to one thing, and don't bring your emotions to work next time. ”

His words made Ye Fei's face flush with laughter, because she was too familiar with the monkey's words, and it turned out that the leaders of the bureau always said similar things when they held meetings, but the same words popped out of the monkey's mouth with an inexplicable laugh.

"Hmph, rotten." Jian Gang muttered dissatisfiedly.

When the monkey heard this, he raised his eyebrows and circled his buttocks one hundred and eighty degrees in place, lying on Jiangang's sister's lap. After Jiangang's sister struggled twice, she didn't bother to move anymore, so she sat cross-legged in front of the small pot and ate dinner.

"The second team member. Zhang Qun, Quanzhou, I'm closed, you continue. Rotten people. Xiaohong's tone was obviously dissatisfied: "Don't look for me, don't look for me." ”

The temper of this artificial intelligence is strange enough, but it actually feels pretty good, anyway, Xiaohong can't refuse the monkey's request, and one of the few ways it vents is to make a mouth cannon and go to the forum as a troll, according to its own words, it has its presence in major forums at home and abroad, and it can be said that it is the number one leader in the troll world in the world.

"Well, Little Red. Check the data of this Zhang Qun and give it to me tomorrow morning. ”

Xiaohong: "......"

"Obedient."

“……”

"Did you ****** hear me?"

"Then you coax me."

The monkey paused, then suddenly laughed, "I agree with you to take my palate." ”

"Deal."

After saying that, the monkey felt a strong dizziness, and a large amount of sweet taste gushed out of his mouth, sweet to bitterness. He hurried over and took a sip of the water Ye Fei was drinking to rinse his mouth, and then asked with a bitter face, "What did you do to me?" ”

"Connecting the sense of taste will cause the pituitary gland to secrete something chaotically, and it will be fine all of a sudden. Thank you, Momoda. ”

", you were scolding me just now, and now you are going to do this? Do you want a face? ”

"I'm a robot, I don't have a face. I went to play, something called me. ”

The gap between the front and back is a little too big for even the monkeys to figure out the situation. In the end, Ye Fei suddenly interjected: "You have to learn to coax girls." ”

"He? Just him? Shh Jiangang's sister booed disdainfully: "He is only worthy of being a base in his life." ”

"Are you a chicken?"

"Get out!"

The monkey sat up from the ground and cleared his throat: "Our next task instruction is here, and we will go to Quanzhou within three days." ”

"Three days? You're crazy! Two thousand kilometers! Jian Gang jumped up: "Three days? How can it be! We are wanted criminals, alas, when we go out of the mountains, we will be rounded up by a whole bunch of police, how can it be for three days? ”

The monkey pinched Jiangang's sister's chin: "Little friend, if you can't even do this?" Later you will vomit blood. ”

Jian Gang clasped his arms in his hands and puffed out his mouth to ignore him. Anyway, she doesn't believe that monkeys can do it, because even in a normal state, it is a very tiring thing to cross half of China in three days, not to mention that now they are still A-level wanted criminals, and even if they can't reach the 5A wanted criminals according to the rating of the scenic spot, they are at least 4A wanted criminals. 3 Class A wanted criminals, can't take a train, can't take a plane, and even a car is very difficult. It's going to cross 2,000 kilometers in three days, so let's do it!

The monkey didn't care about her surprise, after all, there were more surprises waiting for her in the future. just sat next to Ye Fei, who had just started eating: "If you can't do it, I will arrange another route for you." ”

"I've been thinking about a question, why do you always do something to Jian Gang when you're together." Ye Fei looked at the monkey that could leave her about a meter, and asked with a smile: "And with me, it's always like this." ”

"Because." The monkey stepped forward, put his arm around her waist, and whispered, "Because you're in danger." ”

"I'll go with you, don't worry. Anyway, I also graduated from the police academy. Ye Fei didn't care about the monkey's words, but leaned in front of him and used him to avoid Jiangang's sister's gaze: "I like you, I've liked you since you saved me." ”

"Oops......" The monkey suddenly covered his face and squatted on the ground: "I'm shy." “

Jian Gang looked at the strange appearance of the two people, it was as uncomfortable as eating, she had the heart of a pure man, but in the end, she was also a child who could give birth, and she had a lot of special feelings for women. Although she didn't know what Ye Fei and the monkey were doing, the feeling of belonging to women told her that these two people definitely didn't say anything good.

Heartbreak......

At night, when he went to bed, there was nothing to talk about, and the monkey seemed to be particularly deep tonight, sitting at the entrance of the tent and smoking, one after the other, as if something was on his mind.

As the night deepened, the monkey first dragged Jiangang's sister, who was asleep next to him, into sleep, and then he stayed in front of the tent, looking at the misty night rain, his expression flickering brightly and darkly.

"You've got something on your mind."

In the middle of the night, a pair of snow-white arms hugged the monkey's neck from behind, although the monkey can dodge, but why not take advantage of it? Ye Fei's chest is still quite down.

"At first, I really thought you were a stupid girl, but now it seems that you are a spider queen." The monkey used his elbow to push against the parietal Ye Fei's swollen pectoralis major muscle: "I'm going to hurry tomorrow morning, you go to sleep, don't drag me down." ”

The monkey didn't speak again, just hugged his knees and looked at the rain outside: "There are two kinds of people in the world, one is constantly creating the future, and the other is constantly constructing the past. I'm the latter kind of person, I'm a person with no past, you know what that means? ”

"Hmm...... It means that you have nothing to rely on. ”

"You're smart."

The monkey didn't mind Ye Fei's chin resting on his shoulder, it had been resting for a day anyway, but the posture of the two of them was a little ambiguous. But from a photographic point of view, the composition is still quite beautiful.

Ye Fei changed her quiet and tranquil during the day, her whole person was full of commotion, and her eyes were even more demonic, not at all like the cute and cute Ye Zi girl, she was purely a demon girl.

"I'll help you."

"You need a reason to convince me, you know I don't believe you."

"Because I feel that you are powerful, I want to be the vine that entangles you, so that I will no longer be bullied for the rest of my life."

The monkey turned his head sideways, almost touching Ye Fei's face: "Then I want you to be as beautiful as a flower, and I want you to kill people like hemp." I want you to be charming, and I want you to be ruthless. ”

Ye Fei paused for a moment, biting his lip to fight naturally in his brain, and then nodded vigorously: "Do your best." ”