Although Xiaohong was a little emotional, she finally couldn't resist the monkey's desire to show off, and used the virtual projection function in the tent to project her own perfect image into the tent.

"Hello everyone...... I...... I...... I was the perfect assistant to the host...... You can call me Costa. ”

Its voice is soft and glutinous, and it sounds like a super soft girl's voice. What does it look like...... How to say it, after all, artificial intelligence, everything looks like a floating cloud, just like it.

"In the future, we will work together, please take care of it."

After Xiaohong introduces herself, the monkey endures the loud sound of the megaphone being turned on and rolls on his sleeping bag with his stomach in his hands. He had always thought that this kind of pretending to be a pure green tea would only happen to humans. But today, this artificial intelligence taught him a lesson. Xiaohong's outfit is seamless, and I feel sorry for her delicate appearance, especially Sister Jiangang, who clearly says that she loves Ye Fei deeply, but when she sees the soft sister Xiaohong, she still stares at her eyes.

"Sabi." After Xiaohong turned off the projection function, the uninhibited voice appeared in the monkey's ears again: "Let me do this kind of thing again, I'll blow your head!" ”

The monkey was already laughing so much that it didn't care what it said, just briefly introduced Xiaohong's basic functions to Jiangang and got into the sleeping bag, smiling like a fart.

"Hey, you brought two sleeping bags, where do I sleep?"

Hearing Jiangang's sister's questioning, the monkey came out of the sleeping bag and looked at her: "Where do you sleep ****, I'm your father?" ”

"Jiangang, let's squeeze it."

Ye Fei pulled open her sleeping bag, but it was obvious that her sleeping bag was much smaller than the monkey's, if it was her sleeping bag, the place where the monkey got into it could be said to be a Qiankun bag......

"Get up and go sleep on the leaves. I'll sleep with yours with the leaves. ”

The monkey didn't even bother to take care of her, rolled his eyes, this world has nothing to do with him......

Jiangang's sister is angry, but there is nothing she can do, and now she eats other people's employers, to put it mildly, even her girlfriend has a little sign of being hooked up by this guy, but she can't win this guy. The feeling of helplessness, pain, and sadness made her almost hopeless.

At last, she sat in the corner of the tent, covered in the thick clothes that the monkey had taken off, and glared at the monkey who was sleeping and hiccups, farting, and chirping, fantasizing that he was trampled under her feet, and that she was laughing heartily while stepping on his head, and trampling him to the point of crying and begging for mercy.

"Call me Queen."

"Sabi! Sabi! ”

"Oops! Stiff wings? Dare to scold Lao Tzu? Come and give me the ****! ”

"Sabi!"

Suddenly, Sister Jiangang, who was immersed in the pleasure of corporal punishment of the monkey, trembled, she suddenly opened her eyes and found that the monkey in front of her was sitting in front of her and kicking her ass, and suddenly the somewhat confused Sister Jiangang muttered sullenly: "Call me the queen......"

"Girl, you're a big mother." The monkey was so angry and amused that he had not slept at all all night, when he heard this Sabi grinding his teeth and talking in his sleep, and after calling her up at dawn, she actually came to say this.

"If I don't get up again, I'll strip you naked and throw you out in the rain."

Hearing the word stripping, Jiangang's sister woke up with a swish, she got out of the sleeping bag, looked at the monkey in a daze, and had an expression of "the old lady is getting up now, don't bother me".

"The rain is getting heavier, so pack up and get ready to leave. Go to a safe place. ”

Sister Jiangang heard the sound of rain outside, and suddenly realized, this kind of rain will continue to fall, even if the greenery here is good, there will be no mudslides, but the flash flood is also very terrible, maybe there will be no problem with herself, but what about the leaves? She was washed away and really left, and nine out of ten will not come back.

After being kicked out of the tent, she breathed a sigh of relief, because Ye Zi was looking at the vast mountains not far ahead, and she was dressed tightly, and even put plastic wrap on her hands to keep out the moisture.

"Wife, are you getting better?" Jiangang's sister leaned up and took the temperature with her face and stretched out her hand to test her pulse: "Why is it raining here?" ”

"I'm fine."

Ye Fei smiled and shook his head. Originally, this action was nothing, but then she glanced back at the monkey who was cleaning up, and her eyes were as gentle as water.

This time Jiangang's sister couldn't bear it, her heart was sour, as if she had fallen into a vinegar vat, she snorted and rushed back and began to rush to work......

"Are you **** overwhelmed? Did I let you do this? Lao Tzu will collect it, you will pack it, look at your clumsy appearance. Sabi. ”

In order not to be embarrassed in front of Ye Fei, Sister Jiangang, who was choked, didn't care about being bullied, pretended not to hear it, and played with her life.

But soon she found out that she was not as good as this pervert when she even packed her things......

But...... The pervert seems to have discovered that his ability to carry things is better than his.

The smaller Jiangang sister carried a backpack larger than her on her back and walked on the ground in the mountains, while the monkey could only carry the well-dressed Ye Fei and stumble.

"Damn, that barbarian in front, you wait for Lao Tzu."

Sister Jiangang finally found out where her strengths were, turned around and snorted coldly and said, "Aren't you capable?" You'd better hurry up. ”

"Okay."

After the monkey finished speaking, he threw Ye Fei into the grass next to him......

"Hey!" Ye Fei was also amused, and sat in the wet grass and shouted, "Don't leave me when you are angry, I'm innocent, okay?" ”

She took the initiative to climb onto the back of the monkey and shouted at Jiangang's sister in front: "Jiangang, don't be too fast, it's not easy to walk on rainy days." ”

"Hmph...... It's good that you live with him, whatever I do. ”

"You think I like this oil bottle! , I'm wearing so many clothes, and I don't have any texture at all, and I started to hope that there were two lumps of soft flesh against me. ”

"Hey, Hey, ......"

Ye Fei probably also figured out the monkey's temperament, and she tugged at the monkey's ear behind her: "Can you consider my emotions." ”

"You have a chicken feather mood, I really owe you. Tell me for yourself, you owe me a few lives. ”

"Hmm...... That's a lot. Ye Fei thought about it, leaned into his ear and whispered, "Then how do you want me to repay you?" ”

"......" The monkey paused, opened his throat and shouted to the sister Jiangang in front of him: "Are you paralyzed and still say that this girl is pure?" She just hooked up with me, you know? ”

"You fart!"

Jian Gang's sister's voice came from afar, obviously revealing her distrust of the monkey. Continue to walk with your head buried in the front, without looking back.

"That's when I found out that she always called you stupid." The monkey looked back at the side face on his shoulder: "She's really stupid." ”

Ye Fei's eyebrows raised, and a hot breath sprayed on the monkey's neck: "Actually, I know that you will definitely come." ”

"Hey, hey, don't suddenly turn black. I need a silly white sweet press. ”

Amused by the monkey's exaggerated tone, Ye Fei was also a little embarrassed: "Actually, the night I met you was really an accident." ”

"I know, your ass is very white, like a big white steamed bun."

"Bad guys." Ye Fei slapped the monkey: "I am willing to go with you, in fact, I know that even if I stay, I will not have a good life." It's better to wander the world with you. ”

"Is it really good that you're talking so ambiguously? And why are you so sassy? We've only known each other for a few days, and you started hooking up with me. ”

"Who's going to hook up with you, I like the smell of you, okay?"

"But I don't like you to take advantage of Sister Jiangang, she is such a good person."

Ye Fei's body trembled: "I didn't!" ”

"Eldest sister, are you stupid to me? How did those ex-boyfriends of yours die? How did you buy your house? I saw your real estate certificate, do you think I'm stupid and believe that you live in low-rent housing? You'll run with her, isn't it because you can't avoid it? Little ****, to be honest, how many people have been on it. ”

"You're so ugly." Ye Fei pouted: "Every time I haven't waited for someone to get on it, the other party is killed by Jiangang." ”

"I'll give you a piece of advice."

"No, no, no, I know what you're going to say. My relationship with Jiangang is real, but it's just ...... She had a bit of a strange affection for me. So, you straighten her, I'm sometimes afraid of her, she'll make me unable to marry for the rest of my life. ”

"Because as long as you fall in love, she'll kill your partner, right?"

"Yes!"

"It's better to marry me, little Sabi can't kill me."

"Okay, that's a deal."

"Hey! I'm kidding. Don't take it seriously, we've only known each other for a few days. ”

"I take it seriously, I can't listen to anything else, that's all."

The monkey whistled: "Are you a coquette, or a coquette, or a coquette?" ”

"Guess." Ye Fei bit the monkey's ear, gently, without force.

The actor didn't have any feedback, but Xiaohong was already scolding in the monkey's ears, what is really vicious, how ugly it is, how to scold. simply scolded Ye Fei, an authentic green tea, and stinked on the street, and I didn't remember how she pretended to be a green tea at all.

The monkey doesn't care, it's the same kind of people. What is embodied in Ye Fei is very consistent with her life experience, if she is really a mentally handicapped girl with big breasts and no brains, this is wrong. Since she is willing to show the truth to herself, it actually means that her threat has been lifted.

Women are so terrible, this creature is like a beautiful and poisonous flower, people who don't know her poison only see her beauty, and then she will be deadly. And once she knew her poison, she was actually safe.

"If you were really that night, what were you going to do. You're not like the kind of person who is looking for death and life, so eighty percent will climb along the pole, and when you get what you want, you will tell Sister Jiangang to kill that ...... What's it called? ”

"Liu Tao."

"Yes, yes, yes."

"Well, almost. But I was still desperate at the time, and I really didn't lie to you. You showed up like my savior, kudos to you. ”

"Stay away from me. This is a piece of advice and a warning. The monkey rarely showed a serious expression: "Stay away from me." ”

"Then why did Jiangang get close to you?"

"Because she and I are the same kind of people, and you." The monkey's voice was faint, without a hint of emotion: "Will die." ”