Yang Shan heard that it was the voice of Lang Si, and then, the voice of the ancient army sounded not far from Yang Shan.

Gu Jun said: "What else do you hurt, do you know, you fell on me!" ”

Lang Si heard it, it turned out that he also fell from above, but it just happened to fall on Gu Jun, Lang Si said: "I'm really sorry, I actually pressed on you!" ”

Lang Si was startled, hurriedly went to the side, leaned over and asked how Gu Jun was? Whether he was crushed or not, he couldn't help but say: "You are old, don't drive the crane west!" ”

Gu Jun said: "Fortunately, my Gu Jun has also been trained, and if I am pressed like this, I will not be disabled for a while, and I will stay in the hospital for ten and a half years at most." ”

"Huh?" Lang Si helped up the upper body of Gu Jun and said seriously, "Uncle Gu, don't be discouraged, I will be responsible for what I have done, leave the rest of your life to me, and I will support you!" I'll be your son-in-law! ”

"Go, go!" Gu Jun pushed Lang Si and said, "I'm teasing you, you haven't heard it yet, see you're serious, you have to be responsible for the rest of my life, but if you want to marry my daughter, then you still have to ask Gu Xue, by the way, Gu Xue, Gu Xue, how are you?" Speak quickly? ”

Gu Xue said: "Dad, I'm fine, it's just that my body hurts a little and I have to lie down for a while." ”

Gu Jun laughed, and then sat up, he looked at the black who couldn't see his five fingers, and then looked up to listen to the rumbling sound overhead, frowned, and said: "Lao Lang, the two of us should be in the process of rolling down, there is a hole somewhere in the middle of the mountain, and the two of us have rolled into this hole one after the other, and those gravel or big stones are still rolling on the hillside, so there is still a rumbling sound on it." ”

Lang Si said in surprise: "I can hear the rumbling sound, which also means that the place where we are at the moment is a hollow hole with a lot of space!" ”

Gu Jun said: "I think so, now let me find my mobile phone, open the flashlight software, and see what is going on around me." ”

"I'm looking for my phone, too." Lang Si touched the mobile phone on his body to see if it was still on his body.

The two of them were looking for their mobile phones, and Yang Shan said not far away in the dark: "It's Uncle Lang and Grandpa Gu, right?" ”

Lang Si was overjoyed, he said to Hei: "Little goat, where are you, come here, I can hear your voice, my Lang Si is even if the big stone in my heart has fallen!" ”

But Yang Shan's tone was very weak, and he said, "Uncle Lang, my leg hurts, I may not be able to get over you for a while." ”

"What's wrong with you?" Lang Si became nervous, listened to the direction of Yang Shan's sound source, and crawled over.

Yang Yi said: "When I fell, I was injured, have you forgotten?" At this moment, I don't know what hard things have touched in my thighs, and I still can't use the strength of the pain. ”

Gu Jun took out his mobile phone, pressed the flashlight, and instantly broke the darkness, and he shone it in the direction of Yang Shan's words.

Yang Shirt was lying on his side, and his thighs were stained with blood, apparently traumatized.

Lang Si borrowed the flashlight to find the position of Yang Shan, and went to inspect Yang Shan's condition, not to mention how sad and sad he was, he couldn't help but shed tears, and said: "Little goat, it's me who is not good enough to cause you to be so seriously injured!" I'm sorry for you for not taking care of you, God, can you replace the little goat's injury with my Langsi? ”

Yang Shan's heart was warm, he grabbed Lang Si's hand, even if he didn't grasp it very strongly, he tried to say: "Uncle Lang, don't be like this, borrow your grandson's famous words, men don't flick when they have tears!" ”

Lang Si wiped his tears and said, "Little goat, did your grandson say this?" I seem to have heard the sect leader say that they don't flick when there are tears, but good men have tears, that's called tough guys! ”

The voice of the sect leader came from the darkness: "You are all here, then I am relieved, everyone did not fall to death, or was stoned to death, although there is a sick number, but alive is the luck in misfortune!" Thank you, God Lara! It was God Lala who invisibly extended a helping hand to us! ”

Gu Jun said, "Yo, the sect leader is also here?" That's all the big guys are here. Gu Jun shone the flashlight in the direction of the sect leader's voice, and saw the sect leader meditating in one place, calm and relaxed.

Lang Si said: "Sect Master, what are you fooling about, haven't you already revealed your stuff!" ”

"Huh? Can you see this? The Sect Master glared and said, "I think I've pretended to be good enough, and you can tell I'm hurt?" ”

"Hurt?" Gu Jun didn't see that the sect leader was injured.

The sect leader sighed and said, "Now that I've seen through it, there's no need for me to pretend anymore!" After that, the sect leader lay on the ground, covered his buttocks with both hands, and said with a bitter face: "It's really faceless, when I fell down, my buttocks hit the ground first, and I happened to sit on a sharp rock, and now the stone is still inside, it really hurts!" ”

Lang Si was stunned, and he said, "Lie down! Master, you actually sat on a rock? What a surprise! ”

The sect leader frowned, sweated profusely, and said, "How can I listen to your tone, you seem to have just found out that I was injured?" Didn't you say I'd already show my stuff? ”

Lang Si said: "What I'm talking about is what you call a Lala God, have you forgotten, you said that you are actually a student of psychology, Lala Teach or what Lala God, you use psychology to fool people, what I'm talking about is this." ”

The sect leader scolded: "Langsi, you turtle! Why don't you say it directly, it's so vague that I think you see through Lao Tzu's hip pain, how can you be like this, can you get along in the future, can you be concise? Can you say it earlier? ”

Lang Si said, "Yo, now blame me?" Didn't you say that you should speak in a roundabout way, and I am not going to be straight in a roundabout. Besides, it hurts, what is there to be ashamed of, I can tell you, I have hemorrhoids in Langsi, when I went to the hospital, I took off my pants and exposed that part, so that five or six doctors could see it, and they still looked at my private parts, pointing and pointing, what? When the time comes, the hemorrhoids will be cut, comfortable, able to jump, eat fragrantly, and be comfortable by yourself, more important than anything else! ”

The sect leader thought about it, it was such a reason, and he said: "If you are a threesome, you must have my teacher!" I've studied today, thanks for the advice, okay, I'm out too, come and see, can anyone help me pull out the stone that was stuck in my hip? On behalf of Lala Church and all the staff, I would like to express my heartfelt thanks to you! ”

Gu Jun said to Lang Si: "Lang Si, you look at the little goat, I'll go over and see how the sect leader's condition is." ”

With the light of the flashlight, Gu Jun leaned down on the lower half of the sect leader's body to look, and just touched it lightly with his hand, but heard the sect leader make a ghostly wolf-like voice: "It hurts!" It hurts! It hurts like a volcanic eruption! Master, can we be a little lighter? A little lighter! ”

Gu Jun said: "I'll go, you three-foot man, why are you so hypocritical, I'm already light enough, how light it is, it's mainly this stone, it's more ruthless!" Sect Master, you have to be patient with yourself, I think you have also learned some knowledge, you should know the characters of the Three Kingdoms, Guan Yu! Right? ”

The sect leader said: "Isn't it the Guan Yu in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms TV series, red-faced and with a green hat, isn't it?" ”

Ancient Army? He said, "How do you say this?" It's him, but, you red-faced, cuckold, a little inappropriate. ”

Lang Si said on the side: "This Guan Yu's image, how can you ruin your dirty thoughts?" Red face and green hat, that long ago, were respected, green hat, but later for some other reasons, it was said that he was a man's wife or girlfriend, and he was engaged with another man, and this man was a green hat. ”

Gu Jun said: "Don't talk about this, this is not important, what I want to say is the allusion of Guan Yu scraping bones to heal his wounds!" Master, have you heard of it? ”

The sect leader said: "I've heard it, isn't it that Hua Tuo scraped Guan Yu's bones to heal his wounds, and Guan Yu didn't shout a word of pain!" ”

Gu Jun said: "Yes! Sect Master, at this moment, compared with Guan Yu's bone scraping and healing injuries back then, your injuries and Guan Yu's injuries are not on the same level, you have to learn from Guan Yu, you have to be able to endure it! ”

The sect leader said: "Okay, I want to learn from Guan Yu, but, back then, there was no chessboard here, how could I distract myself, who could play chess with me?" ”

Gu Jun almost suffocated himself to death, he coughed twice, sighed heavily, and said, "It seems that there is only one way." ”

"What's the solution?" The sect leader muttered suspiciously, "What are you going to do to me, how did I have an ominous premonition, is it ......?"

Before the sect leader finished speaking, Gu Jun raised his hand and slashed quickly and accurately at the back of the sect leader's neck, and the sect leader closed his eyes and fainted.

"Only by knocking you out can you be quiet, and I can pull out stones for you!"

Gu Jun was still so sharp, put his hand on the sect leader's buttocks, pinched the stone tightly, and quickly pulled it out, and the long stone that was quite sharp was pulled out.

And at this time, the sect leader suddenly woke up from the stupor, opened his mouth wide and shouted, "It's not good! The volcano is about to erupt again! The magma is about to erupt, so let's roll up and leave! Lala teaches all the staff, evacuate! ”

When he said that, Gu Jun still wondered what the sect leader was shouting, but after the sect leader shouted the word "evacuate", he saw that the sect leader's buttocks collapsed and a pillar of blood collapsed, splashing Gu Jun's body, fortunately, Gu Jun raised his hand in time to block his face, otherwise his face would be splashed with the sect leader's "magma"!

The Sect Master shouted again, "God Lala! Request support! Request support! "The head sank, and then it passed.

Gu Jun said: "Oh? The Sect Leader fainted, but the blood on his buttocks continued to flow, of course, there was no pillar-like eruption like at the beginning, if it was such a crazy bleeding method, the Sect Master would definitely have lost too much blood and died. ”

"Dad, is his life in danger?" Gu Xue asked worriedly in the dark.

Gu Jun said: "It can only be said that there is no danger to life for the time being, but if you keep bleeding, your life is still in danger." ”

Lang Si asked Yang Shirt worriedly: "Little goat, is the wound on your thigh still bleeding?" ”

Yang Shan said: "Uncle Lang, don't worry, the injury on my thigh is not so serious, the wound is not deep, it is no longer bleeding, but it hurts when I fall, and I can't use my strength for a while." ”

Lang Si breathed a sigh of relief, and he turned to ask Gu Jun: "Uncle Gu, it's not the same thing that the sect has more than blood, do you have any emergency solutions?" ”

Gu Jun took out the pistol from his waist, he stared at the gun and said: "I didn't bring an emergency kit, it seems that I can only ......"

Lang Si was shocked and shouted, "Don't! Brother, the sect leader is still so young, don't shoot him with one shot, if it really comes to the point of that kind of pain, it's not too late to shoot him again! ”

Gu Xue also hurriedly said: "Dad, you can't give up easily, this is a life!" ”

And Yang Shan smiled.

Lang Si said: "Little goat, what are you doing here, how can you gloat? ”

Yang Shi said, "You all misunderstood Grandpa Gu." ”

Gu Jun took the gun aside and said innocently: "Who said that you were going to shoot him?" You two are too imaginative, I take out my gun, do you have to shoot? Or the little goat knows more. ”

Gu Xue and Lang Si looked at each other, and Gu Xue said: "Dad, then you take out your gun, and say that there is no other way, doesn't it mean that you want to shoot him to death, so as to relieve the pain of the sect leader?" ”

Lang Si said: "Yes, looking at your posture, you want to kill someone, otherwise, what are you going to do when you take out a gun?" ”

Gu Jun unloaded the magazine from the gun and asked Yang Shan, he said, "Little goat, you guessed right, what am I going to do with you?" ”

Yang Shi then said: "If Grandpa Gu really wants to shoot, he will shoot him directly in the sect leader's verbosity, the reason why Grandpa Gu knocked him out is because Grandpa Gu wants to treat his wounds, and to treat his wounds, Grandpa Gu didn't bring a medical kit and couldn't stitch his wounds, so he could only use that!" As he spoke, the ancient army took out three bullets from the magazine.

Lang Si stared straight and said, "With bullets? Oh, Uncle Gu, you take two or three bullets, how can you save it? ”

Yang Shirt said: "Everyone has the physiology of self-hemostasis, small wounds, no stitches, they can stop bleeding, but if the wound is large, people's self-hemostatic ability cannot be reached, because there is no needle and thread, only the limit method of fire can be used!" ”

Gu Jun laughed and said: "A little goat is a little goat, although I have never believed that you have any so-called powerful brain system in your head, but your ability to analyze problems and observe is indeed very strong, what you said is not wrong at all, I really want to use the limit method of fire!" ”

Lang Four? I couldn't help but say, "What? What's that? Fire? Is donkey meat burned? Do you want to give the sect leader a way to eat meatloaf to save him? ”

Gu Xue said suspiciously: "But the problem is that now we are all in the dark, where can we buy meatloaf, and it is still donkey meat." ”

Gu Jun was a little embarrassed, and he said, "Who told the two of you that the fire is to be burned, and it is to eat?" The two of you are really thinking about the same place, it's fate! Serve both of you. ”