87 Fall
Yang Shi suddenly stopped, he knew that the last time the sect sang the mountain song, it was really raining, he said: "We are all big men, men listen to men's songs, it's not good, but we have Sister Gu Xue among us, Sister Gu Xue, why don't you sing one?" ”
Lang Si smiled and said, "Okay! Couldn't be better! Gu Xue, you sing one! ”
The sect leader said, "Gu Xue, then you can sing one." ”
Gu Xue was a little abrupt and stunned, she said, "Let me sing?" ”
Lang Si said: "It is nice for men to listen to women singing! ”
Gu Xue said: "Okay, I'm a girl, so I'll sing it, I hope you men can like it." After speaking, Gu Xue sang, only to hear her sing: "Just crossed a few mountains, hey! A few more rivers crossed, roar! It's rugged and bumpy, why is it so much, my grandson is gone! Go to your mountain is more dangerous and the water is more evil, you have encountered difficulties, you have suffered hardships, and you have walked out of a wide and wide avenue! Hey! you, the mountain is more dangerous, the water is more evil......"
Gu Jun stared straight, Lang Si stared straight, the sect leader stared straight, Yang Yi was also stunned, he said, "This ...... This...... This singing really stunned the boys! ”
When Gu Xue finished singing, the sect leader applauded first, and he turned around and said, "This is really a pure and authentic mountain song, and in the song sung, there are mountains and water!" ”
Gu Jun made a stop gesture and said, "Okay, okay, Gu Xue, you better stop singing, I'm afraid you will offend the mountain god." ”
The sect leader waved his hand and said, "Don't worry about it, don't worry about it, Gu Xue is so beautiful, how can she offend the mountain god, what's wrong with offending the mountain god, it's a big deal to be struck by thunder, it doesn't matter, with me, the thunder doesn't dare to split down!" If you want to hack me, hack me! Gu Xue, you keep singing! ”
Lang Si said loudly: "Come on! Sect Master, we are not afraid that you will be struck by lightning, we are afraid that the mountain god will slant the thunder and slash us on our heads! ”
As he was talking, a burst of thunder sounded in the sky, deafening!
"Lie down!" Lang Si learned Wukong's gestures, looked at the sky with his backhand, and said to the sect leader, "Second Senior Brother, Gu Xue didn't offend the mountain god, you seem to have offended the mountain god, and the weather will change!" ”
The sect leader's expression was not very good, and he said, "Don't tease me, if I can alarm God, then I will be rich!" ”
Gu Jun asked, "How do you say this?" ”
The leader said: "How simple is this, where there is a drought and no rain, just spend money to invite me, I ask God, God will rain, do you say I am going to get rich!" And it's not a small fortune, it's a cross-international fortune! You can tour the world ......"
Before he finished speaking, the sky crackled and rained like beans.
Yang Shan said helplessly: "Hey, it seems that this rain has come down at this time period, and it still rains after all, and it is not the reason why anyone sings." ”
In an instant, the rain poured down, and it rained as soon as it was said.
The group was really in a hurry, and there were no tall trees to shelter from the wind and rain, so they could only speed up their pace and hurry down the mountain, but the rain was fierce, and the hillside was extremely slippery and steep in an instant, and the feet were all slippery mud.
At this time, Yang Shirt slipped with one foot, shouted ah, and fell, this fall, he couldn't help himself, went straight down, and shouted: "I'll go, it's Lao Tzu who fell first!" ”
Lang Si suffered, was rolled to the feet of Yang Shan, he also fell and rolled down, this roll, rolled to the feet of the ancient army, the ancient army reacted in time, flashed aside, he bent down and wanted to pull Lang Si, but he didn't want to, not only failed to pull Lang Si, but was linked, accidentally tumbled.
Lang Si rolled again, rolled to the feet of Gu Xue, Gu Xue did not react as fast as Gu Jun, and rolled together with Lang Si at once, rolling down.
As soon as the sect leader turned around, he secretly screamed: "Is there a mistake!" Roll it all down! I ...... too."
Poof! The ancient army rolled the sect leader down, and for a while, all five people rolled down from the mountain, and their bodies were soaked with mud, and the exclamations came and went.
"Where are you, little goat?" shouted in the middle of the waves.
Yang Shirt said: "I don't know, Uncle Lang, I only feel that the sky is not turning, and I can't see anything clearly, I only know that I have been rolling down!" ”
Lang Si heard that Yang Shirt had already rolled under him, and he said: "Don't worry about the little goat, I'll try to get faster, catch up with you, and find a way to block you when the time comes!" ”
Gu Xue said: "I'm so dizzy! ”
"It's useless, this slope is steep and slippery, and we can't stop at all, unless we roll into a big tree and are forced to stop, and we want to stop ourselves, it's impossible!" Isn't it, baby goat? ”
However, no one responded.
"Little goats? Are you so fast? Already rolled over? The leader asked.
"I'll go!" Lang Si said, "Little goat, talk back quickly, don't scare your Uncle Lang!" Kid? ”
As he was talking, Lang Si suddenly felt a strong force pulling him, and in an instant, he and Gu Xue stopped rolling, and the two of them only felt that there were countless stars flying in front of them, Lang Si couldn't see it, his eyes were rolling, and he couldn't help but wonder: "Could it be that he has fallen to the bottom of the mountain and died?" ”
Gu Xue was dizzy and said, "I'm dead too?" ”
At this time, he heard Yang Shan's voice, and Yang Shi said, "Uncle Lang, you are not dead, you are still alive!" ”
Lang Si closed his eyes, patted his head, and became much more sober, he opened his eyes, only to find that he was lying on the slope of the mountain, he turned his head to look, it turned out to be Yang Yi holding his clothes with one hand.
And there was a big stone at the waist of Yang Shan, Lang Si understood at this time, Yang Shi rolled into a big stone, forcing himself to stop, he saw Lang Si rolling past him, and made a timely move to hold Lang Si.
Yang Shan shouted: "Uncle Lang, look up at it, you have to catch it!" ”
Lang Si looked up and saw that it was Gu Jun who was about to roll over the side, he hurriedly stretched out his hand, grabbed Gu Jun's clothes, and sneered, and Gu Jun finally stopped rolling down.
"Why don't you talk anymore? Are they rolling so fast? ”
The voice of the sect leader came from above, and he rolled over from the position of Yang Yi's feet.
"I'm in the way!" Yang Shan gritted his teeth, roared, and clamped the neck of the sect leader with a move of scissors and feet, and the sect leader was also stopped and rescued by Yang Shan.
The sect leader coughed several times, he came back to his senses, looked at Yang Shan, Lang Si and Gu Jun Gu Xue, hehe actually laughed, he said, "I didn't expect us to roll quite interesting!" Little goat, you rolled to the rock, did you go up, or did you just go up against the stone? ”
Yang Shirt opened his mouth, but he didn't say anything for a long time, the rain hit his face, looking haggard, and he was about to close his mouth, but he spit out a mouthful of blood.
This frightened the other four.
Lang Si asked anxiously: "Little goat, what's wrong with you?" ”
Yang Shirt said weakly: "I have no other way, I want to save everyone, I can only save you according to the way Uncle Fang once saved us!" Therefore, I slammed into the stone violently, causing the qi in my lungs to go out of order, and I hadn't recovered yet, and I eagerly stopped Uncle Lang, you, Gu Xue, and the sect leader, so I counted the rush and vomited blood! Oops, it hurts! As he spoke, his expression was very uncomfortable.
Lang Si frowned solemnly, and said nervously: "It's not good, the little goat is deeply injured internally!" What should I do, sect leader, do you have any remedies for internal injuries, you are originally a cult, and there should be some remedies. ”
The sect leader said, "Cult? You're big! We Lala sect do not harm people and do not cheat money, how can you frame us as a cult! Tell you! I don't have a home remedy for internal injuries, I want to be cured, get a hospital! If you want to cure heart disease, I, the sect leader, can still guide you, after all, I studied psychology, alas, oh my god, it's exposed! No, no, no, I studied Lala Theology! ”
Yang Shi smiled reluctantly and said, "Don't worry too much, my internal injury has not yet reached the point where I have to go to the hospital, Uncle Fang used to be fine." Oops, I see, the five of us are going to be drenched in the rain for a while! Hehe...... It's rare to be drenched in heavy rain once in life, since you can't hide from it, just enjoy the feeling of being drenched and soaked in the rain, it must be when you are old, it is worth recalling! ”
Lang Si shed tears and said, "Little goat, you ...... Who did you just say Uncle Fang? Why are you talking nonsense again, don't scare you Uncle Lang and me! ”
Gu Xue said: "Little goat, I have to admire your optimism, the current situation is so bad, you can still laugh optimistically, it is really not something that ordinary people can do." ”
The leader said, "Little goat, you are really positive and optimistic, but have you ever heard the saying that you are born in sorrow and die in peace!" ”
Lang Si cried and said: "I know this sentence, it is an ancient military strategist ......"
"Shut up!" The sect leader interrupted Lang Si's words, "You're not finished, let me tell you, you always put any famous words and sentences on the head of other people's grandsons, and the grandsons will definitely crawl out of the ancient tomb, choke your neck with both hands, and strangle you!" ”
Lang Si was angry, Gu Xue persuaded: "Lao Lang, don't be angry, when you quote famous sayings and sentences in the future, don't say who said it, just say the reasonable sentence directly, that is, let others see your profundity, and avoid you from making mistakes in quoting!" ”
"Great idea!" Lang Si nodded, and then he asked the sect leader, "Then what do you mean by saying that you were born in sorrow and died in peace?" ”
The sect leader said: "The meaning of this is still unclear, just don't be happy too early, we are in the middle of the mountain, such a heavy rain, there may be mudslides at any time!" ”
Lang Si glared at him and said, "Bah, bah! You crow's mouth, rotten tongue! Just now because of you, it rained heavily, but don't invite you to the mudslide again, you will become a sinner for the ages! Leave a stench for 10,000 years! You ......"
In the middle of speaking, there was an inexplicable sound of hula from the top of their hillside, and when the four of them looked up, they couldn't help but be dumbfounded, and a large pile of stones rolled down frantically.
Yang Shi swallowed the rain and said in a daze: "I'll go to his uncle's!" Mudslide? You're not late! ”
Gu Jun panicked, he shouted, shouting, "Go to the special second master!" Don't be stunned, get out! Keep rolling! Gu Xue, get out of here! Lang Si, you take the ancient snow to roll! ”
Lang Si shouted: "Uncle Gu, why do I sound so awkward! It's like I'm going to elope with Gu Xue! Besides, I want to get out! But the little goat has to let me go, take my hands away! ”
Yang Shan realized that he was still holding Lang Si and didn't let go, so he quickly let go of his hand and let go of the feet that cut off the sect leader.
The sect leader couldn't wait to get out of here, and Lang Si said to Yang Shan: "I'll pull you out too!" ”
Yang Shi hesitated, because he found that he did not have the strength to move his body.
"It's too late! Uncle Lang, you can't pull me, you can take Gu Xue to roll yourself!! ”
Lang Si got angry and said, "No, I Lang Si can throw anyone away!" I can't leave you behind! ”
The stone above his head rolled over quickly, and after a moment of hesitation, the stone was about to smash over, Lang Si made a decision, he kicked Yang Shanshi, but the stone did not react, Lang Si twisted his body again, worked hard to go up, grabbed Yang Shan's hand with both hands, Yang Shi frowned, and shouted angrily: "Uncle Lang, you can't care about me!" What are you doing, do you know how dangerous it is! ”
Lang Si dragged Yang Shirt hard, trying to pull Yang Shirt out of the stone, but the ground was too slippery, Lang Si's strength was not used, his body slipped, and Yang Shirt did not move.
At this time, Lang Si saw a big stone one person high hit him, Yang Shirt wanted to break free of Lang Si, tried to return his hand, and shouted: "You go run by yourself!" ”
But Lang Si didn't let go at all, at this moment he had put his life and death aside, Lang Si stared at the stone, and scolded: "Sun Tzu said, since ancient times, who has not died in life, leave Dan to take care of the sweat!" Big rock, come on! ”
Gu Xue's face turned blue with fright, and she shouted: "Dad, I'm going to die in your head!" ”
But when he saw that the big stone was about to roll on Yang Yi and Lang Si Gu Xue, he suddenly changed direction and flew up, just flying over the bodies of the three of them.
Lang Si was overjoyed, opened his round eyes and said, "I'm going to go, does my Lang Si have divine power?" Can you scold the big rock away? ”
Yang Shan coughed and said, "Uncle Lang, we are so lucky, that stone just rolled onto a sharp stone that was so high and was stilted away, Uncle Lang, God doesn't want your life, then you should run quickly!" ”
Lang Si gritted his teeth, pulled Yang shirt again, and said, "God didn't want my life, didn't this kill you, we both shouldn't die!" ”
Because Lang Si had stepped on the muddy water under his feet, this time he successfully pulled Yang Yi out, and this drag, the two of them rolled down the hillside together.
When rolling down, Lang Si grabbed Gu Xue.
The three of them only feel that the world is turning now, and it is still unknown whether they can survive now.
Rolling and rolling, Yang Yi suddenly felt that his body was vacating, and he said in his heart: "Is there a cliff here?" "The next feeling is to fall down, and the light in my eyes dims.
"Puff"
With the sound, I don't know where I fell, Yang Shan, who fell straight down, had a headache and a whole body, he was a long time, and the whole thing reacted, but it was dark in front of him, and he was thinking about where he was going, when his ears heard something falling from the sky and snorting through the air, and the sound went straight to Yang Shan.
Yang Shirt twisted his body with all his strength, only to hear another "poof" sound, and then, someone shouted: "Go, go!" It hurts, it hurts! Oh, where is this? It hurt so much that I was fallen! ”