332. Please call me Wang Da Niu
In this kind of low-level waiting area, most of them are wild cultivators, all over the world, three religions and nine streams are mixed together, each pretending to be forced, everyone thinks that they are the most stylish, and no one is pleasing to the eye. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
And this place, let's say it's a rest area, is actually just a fenced-off open space, with nothing but grass on it, but a few half-sized people who are selling snacks around are peddling some small snacks.
Da Niu and Ergou are not conspicuous sitting inside, there are more strange people than the two of them, and they have nothing to pay attention to, except for the two beautiful little girls who follow them......
Qinglian and Red Lotus are a little red in ten thousand points of green here, although they are dressed very plainly, but in the end, it is Qingshui Hibiscus, maybe they are not green in front of the hot girls at the level of tassels, but in the eyes of these stinky men, they are little beauties who are so smart that they can't do it.
The registered identities of both of them are the younger sisters of Da Niu, a **Ni and a **flower, the name is like a sister, but they don't look a little different, but who is going to dig deep into their foundation.
Originally, Master Monkey didn't want to bring Qinglian and them over, but Duanmu couldn't stand the soft grinding and hard bubbles of the beautiful little girl at all, so he could only nod and bring both of them, and the name was his sister.
This can make Qinglian very happy, the sister of the Qin Demon Duanmu, even if it is just pretending, in case she meets the former senior brother or something in the future, it will be golden if she blows it, after all, Duanmu's sister. You must know that the younger generation of Liang Feifei and Senior Brother Liang in Shushan are all defeated under Duanmu, and it is the highest glory for a fan sister to have such an idol-level god as a brother. And also send out a beginner god, this deal is worth it.
Monkey Master and Duanmu actually don't know, the two of them are now crazy in popularity, and it is not an exaggeration to belong to national-level idols, Duanmu has an extraordinary temperament, a son like jade, and his original intention is unruly, evil and crazy, this is simply a direct hit on the hearts of the girls. Now the market has caused countless girlfriends to tear their faces and become enemies because of the discussion of which of them is more handsome.
The women discuss which of them is better-looking, and the men discuss which of them is more powerful, one is the original heart of the Buddha's heart and ghost hand, and the other is the jade-faced evil star qin demon Duanmu, which is also a CP combination that often appears in martial arts novels, the men and the girls are discussing them the same, and who is stronger and who is more powerful is the center of men's discussion.
Some people say that the original intention is stronger, and the sword skills of the earth-shattering ghosts and gods are enough to make the heavens and the earth change color and the mountains and rocks collapse. Some people say that Duanmu is strong, and the ethereal attack is like a ghost, invisible, and unphased, making people unguardable.
But after all, there was no winner or loser between them, so this kind of suspense became the most enthusiastic thing for everyone to discuss, and the tassel gate suddenly became popular overnight, and many people decided to go to the tassel gate after the break of this competition, take a look at this pair of beautiful and powerful sword immortals, and also take a look at the legendary female sword saint who is like a fairy.
Of course, the discussion about the monkey master and Duanmu in the waiting area is also endless, every time she hears a discussion about them, Qinglian will raise her head proudly, while Honglian looks at Duanmu with admiration.
"It's easy to be famous all over the world." The monkey master leaned against the wall and lazily chewed a sweet root that had just been pulled out of his side: "Why can't the tassel be used for so many years?" ā
"She's not you, she doesn't have as many fancy intestines as you." Duanmu crossed Erlang's legs: "I think there are some things, you can't just have strength, you have to understand the world." Even if she leaves the mountain early, without you by her side, she will be deceived by Shushan into the corner to teach their apprentices. ā
"You're right." The monkey master nodded in agreement with Duanmu's words: "She's stupid." ā
And at this time, the little Taoist priest who was outside finally called Wang Da Niu's name, Duanmu didn't react when he heard this name, or the monkey master kicked him in the ass to make him suddenly realize, now there is no Qin Demon Duanmu, only the challenger Wang Da Niu......
"Hey, it's coming!"
The roll call was three times, Duanmu quickly stood up, raised his hand in a rough voice, clumsily, and ran to the side of the roll call trail like a duck, looking extremely silly, like a duck.
Qinglian and Honglian were about to fall to the ground laughing as they supported each other behind him, and the monkey master just followed behind, wanting to put his hands behind his back but found that he was not in harmony with his current identity, so he simply put his hands on his sleeves, and he really looked like an old hat who had never seen the world.
Coming to the roll call Xiaodao, Duanmu smiled hehe, and the little Taoist priest glanced at him contemptuously: "You are Wang Da Niu?" ā
"Yes, yes, yes, that's me. It's up to me, right? ā
"Heh, when it's here, I'm afraid you'll have to come down soon." The little Taoist's tone was full of ridicule: "Go over, be careful, if you get hurt, you won't be able to farm." ā
"Thank you!"
After Duanmu finished speaking, he turned around and winked at the red lotus, the red lotus suddenly flew her cheeks, buried her face behind the green lotus, and did not dare to look at Duanmu, and the monkey master also followed Duanmu out at this time, but was stopped by the little Taoist: "Why are you going?" ā
"That's my brother, I'm going to check it out...... Check it out......"
After speaking, he used his body as a cover, took out a small golden ball and stuffed it into the hand of the famous Taoist, with a sincere smile on his face. The little Taoist priest didn't look at it, but just weighed the weight of the golden ball, and suddenly smiled: "It's okay to go, but if it's found by the patrol, don't say that I put it." ā
"That's that...... Dao Ye rest assured. ā
After speaking, the monkey master stuffed a larger golden ball into the little Taoist's hand: "Daoist, can you tell me no, this is the first time I have come to the competition, and I don't know the bottom of my heart." ā
The little Taoist glanced at the monkey master up and down a few times, nodded with satisfaction, and motioned the monkey master to follow him with his eyes, until he came to the ring, he stopped, and said to the monkey master with a master's appearance: "I don't know what kind of ecstasy soup you two brothers have drunk, this place can you mud legs come?" Those of you who signed up halfway are called provocative. That's a competition with famous brothers from various sects, this is a lesson for you guys who don't know the height of the sky, don't blame me for not reminding you when you come to power, don't fight hard, admit defeat when you see that it's almost, otherwise no one will feel sorry for you if you are beaten up. ā
"Thank you Dao Ye for reminding me, thank you so much." The monkey master held his hand, and quietly took out a cashier's note from his sleeve and stuffed it into the sleeve of the little Taoist: "We brothers, I have been practicing with the master for a few years, and I want to come to see the world." I didn't expect this water to be so deep? ā
Feeling the lines of the promissory note, the little Taoist priest's eyes suddenly changed when he looked at the monkey master, it was the same as looking at the new daughter-in-law, and his eyes were about to twist out of the water: "You guys, you are not sensible." Let me tell you one more thing, I can't help that brother of yours, what you will fight against is the senior brother of Liushan, the boss of Kongtong, his swordsmanship is light and smart, he never fights with others, the weakness is behind the back, you can handle it yourself. ā
"Thank you, Daoye!"
The monkey master bowed to the little Taoist, but made fun of the little Taoist: "You are making a mistake, this is worshipping the dead." Okay, I still have to be busy, you are here, if someone asks, you will say that it is a friend of Wudang Mountain Four Wind Cave Changqing. ā
"Thank you, Evergreen Daoist."
"I know how to be polite, okay, let's go."
Seeing him leave, Qinglian walked up with a stinky face and said to the monkey master, "Why are you so polite to a little Taoist priest without grade?" I'm all of a higher grade than him. ā
"Silly girl." The monkey master patted Qinglian's head: "There is a proverb in my hometown that says that being in Rome is like a Roman. We still have a long way to go, and we are now a big cow and a second dog, not Chuxin and Duanmu, if you are still holding the previous shelf, then there is no way to have fun, you know? Do what you are, that's advice for you. ā
Qinglian nodded as if she didn't understand, and then looked up at the monkey master, her eyes shining......
"See what?"
"I didn't ...... It's nothing, big brother ...... beginner"
"Call me Ergou."
"Brother Ergou...... Poof......" Qinglian couldn't hold back, laughed, and then forced a smile and said, "I found that you are a wonderful person." ā
"It's not a big deal. No one is great, all people are amazing. Master Monkey looked at the ring: "The second game for you today is that everyone can become a superhero for a stick of incense time, you don't have to think who is special, he is the same as you." ā
After he finished speaking, he didn't speak again, and Qinglian looked at the back of the monkey master like a nymphomaniac, although she couldn't understand what he was talking about, but she just thought he was very handsome...... Exceptionally handsome.
At this time, the ring had already been opened, and Duanmu and a man holding a two-handed sword came on stage together, and at first he felt that Duanmu Kong was powerful, but compared with this big sword man, Duanmu was obviously one size smaller.
And at this time, the roll call over there began again: "Lushan Bailutang Zhang Wenliang vs. Wang Da Niu!" ā
As soon as the curtain ended, there was a burst of happy laughter below, and even the monkey master couldn't help but grin and smile happily with a mouthful of big white teeth.
Duanmu acted very well on the stage, he stood there with a feeling of helplessness, looking at the big sword on the opposite door, he was blindfolded at that time, and then the whole person looked a little trembling, and someone in the audience had even begun to bombard him, but Duanmu just stood there motionless.
"Please check each other's weapons."
This process is to check each other's weapons, in order to prevent the other party from poisoning weapons or using more than the specified magic weapons. For example, the Monkey Master's Ichthyosaurus, Duanmu's carp tail, the tasseled spirit kite, the master's uncle's Wandao Golden Light, and Liang's extraordinary Blooming Spring all belong to the category of divine weapons, and these weapons will greatly improve the master's ability, and they are forbidden to be used in the ring.
"Hey, where's your weapon?"
Zhang Wenliang of Lushan Bailu Hall raised his chin towards Duanmu: "Like a man!" What if you lose! ā
"Ah......" Duanmu touched the back of his head: "I went out in a hurry and forgot to bring it." ā
"Yo, fellow?"
"Huh? Where are you? ā
"I'm from Tai'an, Shandong."
"Me too!" Duanmu nodded: "Really! ā
"Fate! After the fight, brother, please drink! ā
"Medium." (To be continued.) )