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The monkey master was lying on the roof, with the fish and dragon sword on his head, and a yellowed dog's tail grass in his mouth that he dragged out of nowhere, looking straight at the starry sky.

There is no wind and no moon, the galaxy is bright, a star belt is across the sky, in the era of no industrialization, such a pure natural starry sky, it is really beautiful that people don't know what to say, throughout human history, the words used to describe the starry sky are so scarce, so scarce that no matter what is used to describe it, it feels that it is a blasphemy and a kind of showmanship.

"What are you thinking?"

"I'm thinking about my daughter." Master Monkey crossed one leg: "Although she has only been away from me for about a few days, it has been more than ten years since I left her." ”

"You're talking nonsense again." Duanmu was holding the wine gourd and eating peanuts, and chatted with the monkey master leisurely: "You haven't grown any hair, where did you come from, daughter." ”

The monkey master didn't answer him, but just stretched out his five fingers to the sky: "Do you know, in fact, I am not from this world. ”

"Did you drink too much? What's that...... Alcoholism? ”

"Fuck you alcoholism, poisoning is also poisoning you."

The monkey master lay there shaking his legs, and there was a hint of helplessness in his tone: "I made a bet with someone to come to this world." ”

"Oh?"

When Duanmu heard this, he immediately became interested, and came to the monkey master with the smell of wine, and asked curiously, "But weren't you raised by tassel Huayan?" ”

That's the question...... How did the monkey master explain it to him? It's too troublesome to explain, first of all, we have to explain to him what phase projection is, then explain what is space-time composition theory, then time turbulence theory, and then there are plane breakthroughs and parallel worlds.

One of the most difficult is probably phase projection, because the monkey is a phase projection product in this world. What is phase projection...... It is to create a template with the power of rules, and then project the consciousness of the monkey master in another world in this world, and form it based on this consciousness, so that he can form a nature-like life.

It can be said that he is not a product added out of thin air, but he is a product born suddenly, if there is a household registration system in this world, then no matter how you check, you will not be able to find the parents and ancestors of the monkey master. He didn't even know where his hometown was, because he was directly projected.

And when leaving, the monkey master also left in a projection way, that is, his whole person disappeared suddenly, canceled the body template of this world and then returned to the ontology, the great destroyer returned and the original intention disappeared completely.

However, the monkey master summed up in these years of pondering, even if he goes back, the original intention will not disappear, because his consciousness has integrated the current original intention into a part of his soul, which means that the original intention is the great destroyer, and the great destroyer is also the original intention.

Because it is the power of rules, his power will be bound by the power of rules of the same level. This is understandable, if he is allowed to come here with the ability, then he still has a little fun here, and he will go to ****** the world of high martial arts.

But since he is bored now, the monkey master is also willing to explain his past to Duanmu......

He actually likes to tell others about the past, because he is no longer a person without a past, his past has Ye Fei, Jiangang, Dai Wei, Dia, Tana, Bubu, Yuting and You, Yinlong, Guangbo, Zhang Qun, etc., these people constitute his past.

Under the moonlight, the monkey master told Duanmu everything about the novelty of that world, the good there, the bad there, the intrigue there, the deceit, the quiet, sweet, and the warmth.

"My daughter is so cute, I'll let you see her if I have the chance."

Looking at the monkey master's eyes full of happiness, Duanmu smiled lightly: "This is not like the usual you." Also, I really envy you guys who have a past. ”

When he heard this, the monkey master was suddenly stunned for a moment, "You people with a past" Isn't this exactly what he once said? Now I have heard such a description from other people's mouths. What kind of happiness is this, I didn't expect that I would become the object of envy of others, it is really a vicissitudes of life.

"Will you go back then?"

"Yes, thirty years. There are still twenty years left. When the monkey master mentioned this problem, he was full of emotion: "I'm a little reluctant, but I miss it very much." The first conflict in my life was in this place. ”

"Why? Why is there a contradiction? Aren't you reluctant to tassel flowers? Take her away, she's out of place in this world anyway. Duanmu frowned and asked, "Didn't you say that you were once incomparably powerful?" Is it difficult for you to take her away? ”

"It's hard, it's hard. I still haven't found a way to fight the rules. ”

"I don't know what the rules you are talking about, but things are man-made, and if you don't forget it, there will be repercussions." Duanmu's tone was very firm: "If it were me, even if it was to poke a hole in the sky, I would do it." ”

Naive...... It can really only be said that Duanmu is naïve, his worldview has not been refreshed, and he thinks that the top is the Sword Saint Tassel, but in fact, the tassel is at most a thirteenth-level ability, which is still the most, and there are as many as dogs at the fifteenth level in the space-time hub, and the average level of the entire Diya clan is fifteen, which is a power that he can't imagine at all.

But even so, they can't compete with the power of the rules, and the power of the Great Arbiter can even be restrained by the Monkey Master, so you can imagine the power of the rules.

If you want to crack him, unless the monkey master can come up with a way to break the power of the rules, brute force is useless at all, and he can only forcibly use the power of the rules to hedge. It is impossible for a great saboteur who has not fully awakened to break through the realm of an awakened adjudicator, otherwise the monkey master would have resisted the law violently, how can he be angry in this stupid way, and he can knock the head uncle out of the galaxy with a slap.

"Forget it, think for yourself. I drink my wine. Duanmu leaned against the edge of the roof and hummed a small tune softly, looking so leisurely, and he didn't seem to feel anxious because of the monkey's troubles.

With a long sigh, the monkey master got up and brushed his sleeves away, he was not interested in seeing any bullshit stars at all, he was now full of irritability, because there was not much time left for him, and he was reluctant to tassel......

Yes, this kind of emotion with strong emotional colors is reflected in him, and he himself accurately grasps it, but there is still nothing he can do, the only thing he can do is to keep comforting himself that everything will be fine......

Back in the room, the monkey master didn't sleep all night, smoked one cigarette after another, and the whole person was in a manic state, even Li Shizhen, who called him to breakfast early the next morning, was severely reprimanded by the monkey master because he stepped on his left foot when he entered the door......

Until the end, everyone found out that something was wrong with the monkey master, his whole person was gloomy, looking at people was as scary as looking at chicken legs, and the black gas on his body was about to spew out, just like a walking black hole, this posture made no one in the entire tassel door dare to talk to him.

The state of the explosion of negative emotions looks really scary, but the tassel is not afraid at all, her low emotional intelligence is terrible, she doesn't know that the monkey master is in a bad state now, but she is chattering endlessly in front of him as before.

"Chuxin, you put these boots well, what about the deerskin, it's easy to wear in winter."

"Chuxinxin, this hat was made for you by your master when you were a child, but it's warm, it's just a little ugly."

Qinglian, who was eating breakfast carefully, looked at the monkey master worriedly, for fear that he would suddenly explode, Qinglian has lived under other people's faces since she was a child, and her grasp of emotions is very accurate, she can see at a glance that the monkey master's emotions are so bad that they explode, so they don't dare to open their mouths even if they hold back more words like talking to him.

But what she didn't expect was that the monkey master didn't explode because of the tassel's ** chatter, but just let out a long sigh, walked out of the tassel door with his hands behind his back, and went out for a stroll alone.

As soon as he went out, he saw the little brother in black who came to look for trouble yesterday, and before the little brother could speak, the monkey master went up and beat him up......

He also resisted, but the monkey master in this state was obviously much stronger than before, and the black-clothed brother's knife was pressed back by the monkey master before it came out, and then he was stunned by a short hand-to-hand fight......

"He's so scary today."

Red Lotus whispered to Duanmu, and Duanmu smiled and led Red Lotus to pick rouge on the small shop in front of the tassel door, without saying a word.

Qinglian, who followed next to her, said mysteriously: "I think ah, he is having something troubled, he was fine at dinner yesterday." ”

"Alas...... You go and unravel him. ”

"I don't dare go." Qinglian shook her head: "Let's go back and see Master later...... Yesterday's incident was a bit big, and Master was beaten. ”

"I ...... I'm not going. Honglian shook her head again and again: "I don't like her, and she doesn't treat us as apprentices." ”

"But after all, we were ...... by her"

Before she could say anything, she suddenly felt a cool breeze blowing behind her, and when she turned her face, she found that the monkey master was standing behind them with a dark face, his eyes gloomy and his expression was indifferent.

"Raised by you? Fart! You guys have such a big deal at it, and you don't even have a sword until now, and you still think of him as a master? Do you know why she raised you? Isn't it just to be a wife for those Shushan disciples who are serious about the eight classics, do you know what it means to be a child daughter-in-law? Do you want to be so stupid? Return Master, Master is a fart! You didn't get beaten and itchy yesterday, did you? ”

The roar frightened Qinglian, and even Honglian unconsciously hid behind Duanmu. In the end, Duanmu couldn't stand it anymore, reached out and grabbed the monkey master, grabbed his shoulders and dragged him aside: "Don't be like this, scare the little girl." You, this is a stagnation of qi and blood. Let's go, I'll take you to a good place. ”

"Where are you going?"

"Fight!"

Duanmu was a typical ruffian hooligan when he didn't hold the piano, as a local snake, of course he knew where the security was good and where the security was bad, but they were too famous in this town, and they had no chance to make a move, so in order not to be recognized, the two ran back to put on makeup and change clothes, the monkey master turned into a typical village man, and Duanmu became a vicious black-faced man.

I have to say, the little girls who learned makeup with tassels are really good, and when they saw the two idols coming to them for help, they really used their whole body to solve the problem, basically no one could see that one of these two people was the original sword fairy and the other was the qin demon Duanmu......

"Tsk, this makeup technique is really magical."

"Makeup? What can be seen after painting is makeup, and what cannot be seen after painting is called disguise. The monkey pouted: "I don't even know myself anymore, what's the matter with this beard?" ”

The monkey master touched the blue-gray beard on his face, which was actually painted with a painting, and he couldn't erase it with his hands, and he didn't know how these girls did it, and the scar on the left side of his face from the root of the ear to the neck, it was no different from the real one, so that the beginner brother, who originally looked quite delicate, suddenly became a bastard who didn't look like a good person when he looked at his face.

And Duanmu is even more exaggerated, he is a little white-faced, and when he is not holding the piano, he is a white-faced scholar, and he is polite. But now his long hair was curled up on his head and became a rough circle, and he didn't know what was painted on his face and hands, and the whole thing became a brown and black man, and he looked like he was working a lot. And his Danfeng eyes were stiffly turned into copper bell eyes, and his eyes were like cows, fierce and vicious.

"Hahahaha......" Qinglian, who was waiting outside, laughed out loud when she saw their appearance, but immediately covered her mouth......

"What are you laughing at......" After the monkey master finished speaking, looking at Duanmu's appearance, he laughed himself: "Why are you so stupid." ”

"You think you're good?"

Duanmu rolled his eyes: "You pee yourself." ”

Master Monkey pointed to himself and asked Qinglian: "Boss, you say." I'm better with him. ”

"Hmmm! You, of course. ”

Of course, Duanmu refused to admit defeat, and dragged the red lotus over and asked, "You say, who is better looking at me or him." ”

Honglian was sincere, and shook her head again and again: "It's all ugly......"

The monkey master and Duanmu turned their heads sideways, and no one took this stubble, and then the monkey master rubbed his nose and asked in a thick voice: "Da Niu, what are we doing now?" ”

"Ergou, go to the martial arts competition to recruit relatives!"

"What if I take the first place?"

"Just admit defeat, and you can't be the first."

So, "Big Niu" and "Ergou" took Qinglian and Honglian to the branch venue of the competition and asked to sign up...... This registration mechanism is okay, sign up as you go, but in this way, the people who sign up will generally be matched with strange opponents, usually the top few in the winner's group, the kind of thief who is strong.

And this kind of mechanism is called the kicking hall competition to the outside world, and many casual cultivators sign up in this way, which can be regarded as fair.

The branch venue is about twenty miles away from the town, and most of them are outsiders, so no one can recognize Master Monkey and Duanmu at all, but they were criticized when they signed up.

"Wang Da Niu, Lu Ergou? Hahahaha, you two are here to compete? ”

"What? Not allowed? The monkey master stared at him, and he was aggressive, and he rolled up his sleeves to show his muscles.

"Xu Xu Xu, hurry back to farming after the fight." The registration officer smiled and stamped the names of the two of them: "Waiting in the waiting area!" (To be continued.) )