Chapter 7: Evasion

"The plan has to change," Zhang Xiaofan decided to resolutely carry it out since he had made up his mind.

Either you don't do it, or you want to do it.

Taking advantage of the fact that the sky was still dark, Zhang Xiaofan hatefully exchanged ten pills of Xiao Huan Dan and took it in one go, which was to use Xiao Huan Dan as a tonic.

Fortunately, the meridians are unusually strong, and when the sky is bright, Zhang Xiaofan has recovered his three-point strength, and after taking a bath, there is no abnormality on the surface.

"Wencai, Xiaofan, Master Ren invited me to drink foreign tea, you can go with me," Uncle Jiu of the master wore a new dress, Zhang Xiaofan was dressed casually, and Wencai could only put the washed clothes on his body.

When they arrived in the town, the three of them greeted each other all the way, Wen Cai couldn't stand it first, went to a foreign tea restaurant and foreign tea, the master was a new clothes, and the junior brother was a new clothes, so he was in tatters, and the more he looked at it, the more discouraged he became, and he couldn't help but say: "Master, or I won't go, right?" ”

"Why?"

"I don't know how to drink foreign tea, what if I embarrass you?"

Zhang Xiaofan smiled lightly: "What's so embarrassing about this, it's the same as a Chinese teahouse, it's called tea and dim sum, it's no different, as long as you don't run around and talk, it's no problem." ”

Uncle Nine snorted coldly, and shook his head speechlessly at Wen Cai.

Wen Cai lightly patted his depressed face, leaned over Zhang Xiaofan and asked, "Xiaofan, you teach me, how to order tea and snacks when you go in?" ”

Zhang Xiaofan actually hasn't drunk coffee before, but he has seen a lot of his own momentum, and he explained some things he knew to Wen Cai, and Uncle Jiu next to him also secretly remembered it in his heart.

When I arrived at a foreign tea restaurant, a waiter came over and asked.

Wencai kept Zhang Xiaofan's words in mind and said less and read more.

Zhang Xiaofan had to step forward by himself to explain and make an appointment with Ren Fa.

When the waiter heard this, he led the three of them to Ren Fa.

"Uncle Jiu, hello!" Ren Fa looked much older than he really was, at least sixty or seventy.

"Master Ren, hello," Uncle Nine came to the splendid restaurant for the first time, and he was careful everywhere, and he couldn't help but be three points shorter.

There were many people who had seen it, and he didn't care at all.

Zhang Xiaofan smiled disdainfully, all the belongings of this man are not enough for his fraction, there is nothing unusual, just to greet him as a courtesy.

Wen Cai nodded his head.

"Daddy," said a young and beautiful young girl who walked in, carrying a felt lady's hat and slender arms, revealing a forearm.

When I walked in, I found that the most attractive thing was a pair of snow-white volleyballs.

"Call Uncle Nine," Ren Fa introduced.

"Hello Uncle Nine." Ren Tingting is still very polite and does not look at people by their clothes.

"Okay," Uncle Nine nodded, Mr. Daoxue for many years didn't dare to look at Miss Ren who was dressed in revealing clothes.

On the contrary, Wen Cai looked obsessed, his eyes kept together, as if he wanted to swallow two big waves, and he had an obscure face, which became more obscene now.

Ren Tingting endured the nausea and did it next to Master Ren.

The waiter came to order, and because Zhang Xiaofan greeted him in advance, Uncle Nine and Wencai both ordered coffee, and Zhang Xiaofan didn't order randomly, it was also a cup of coffee.

Master Ren talked to the master, Zhang Xiaofan already knew the plot, but he just listened casually, and Wen Cai was concentrating on peeking at the two snow-white balls and watching them non-stop.

If it weren't for being squeezed dry by Xiaoyu yesterday, such a young and beautiful body, I actually want to see it, but even now, my lower abdomen is still a little sore, I'm afraid I can't think about it for ten days and half a month.

"I'm sorry, Uncle Jiu, I still have a friend over there who needs to say hello," Ren Fa stood up suddenly, lost one, and left in a hurry.

Only the four of them were left facing each other and speechless.

The waiter brought the coffee, Zhang Xiaofan put a spoonful of sugar in it, stirred it well, and drank it slowly, feeling very average.

Uncle Nine naturally also watched Zhang Xiaofan's movements, although he looked a little clumsy, he was generally good.

Only Wen Cai kept staring at Miss Ren, and was tricked by Miss Ren and drank a big sip of bitter coffee.

It's well deserved.

After drinking bitter coffee, Wen Cai still did not repent, and continued to stare with a nymphomaniac.

Ren Tingting couldn't stand it, and just as Ren sent it back, she used the excuse of buying rouge gouache and went out.

"Forget it, the ground won't break ground until three days, so let's have a good rest," Zhang Xiaofan could only shake his head secretly when he saw Wen Cai go out behind Miss Ren.

Ren Fa and the master finalized the matter, and the ground was broken three days later.

As soon as Zhang Xiaofan accompanied the two of them out, a ball of aroma collided with them.

"Ouch," Miss Ren looked up angrily, she was still a disciple of Uncle Jiu, stomped her foot hatefully, turned around and covered her face and ran away.

"This girl ......" Ren Fa smiled bitterly and apologized to Uncle Jiu.

Zhang Xiaofan rubbed her feet, Ren Tingting was wearing women's leather shoes, although they were a little soft, but she had a lot of strength in her feet, and she directly felt that the surface of her feet was swollen, and now she had a reason to rest.

Three days is enough for Zhang Xiaofan to recover his spirits.

Xiaoyu, the mother-in-law, didn't come to look for trouble again.

On the day of the groundbreaking, Zhang Xiaofan took a large handful of incense candles and lit them for Xiaoyu angrily, only to see that the mother-in-law actually moved in the photo, and a flying kiss directly knocked Zhang Xiaofan to the ground.

This woman is about to become a sperm, right?

Wen Cai shouted from a distance, woke Zhang Xiaofan up, saw two short and one long incense, and knew that it was easy to have an accident, but something still happened.

The three of them lit the remaining incense and candles and hurried back to Yizhuang.

After giving a report to the master and Uncle Jiu, and when he opened the coffin, he saw that the old lady Ren, who was supposed to be turned into dry bones, turned out to be like Da Fu who had been blistered, and his fingers were also long.

"It's about to be changed...... Uncle Jiu counted with his fingers, and his face became more and more ugly.

Zhang Xiaofan stretched out his hand to break open the lips of the old lady Ren, the two zombie teeth had already grown, and he sneered at Qiusheng Wencai: "This girl dares to grow long, we dare to cut it off for him." Wencai, you go get a poke, Qiusheng prepares rooster blood. ”

The first time Uncle Jiu dealt with this kind of thing, although he couldn't bear it, he didn't refute what the little disciple said. Wen Cai Qiusheng saw it and immediately went to prepare.

When the zombie came to life, he relied on his fingernails to infect the corpse poison, and sucked blood with the zombie's fangs.

Old lady Ren, who has not yet completely transformed into a corpse, can only jump around his body, but he can't resist violently.

"Master, this zombie has no fangs and nail covers, I'm afraid it's not easy to hurt people, it's better to wait for tomorrow after the corpse changes, please let Master Ren take a look, and you can burn it."

"This is okay," Uncle Nine didn't expect that his disciple would have crooked tricks to subdue zombies, although it was a zombie that had not yet changed, but it could be regarded as a precaution.

On the second day, Master Ren was called, and the old man who looked at the corpse was blessed, crying heartbreakingly, but cremation was not allowed.

"Master Ren, the old lady has seen the wind now, and he will be a corpse tonight, although his zombie teeth have been sawed off by us, but it is hard to guarantee that they will not grow again. When the time comes, the first blood-sucking object he is looking for will be someone from your Ren family. Zhang Xiaofan explained unceremoniously.

Ren Fa's face was pale, and he couldn't make up his mind, but Ren Tingting kept persuading his father by his side.

Fortunately, Ren Fa was not too confused, for the sake of his own life and the safety of his daughter, he still agreed to cremate the body of Mrs. Ren.

I had already gathered enough lychee tree trunks, and burned the old lady Ren with a fire, and everyone put down a piece of thought in their hearts.

When the flame slowly became smaller, a 'ding' sound came from the system, and Zhang Xiaofan was finally happy with everyone. Completed the task of eliminating Old Lady Ren, which was originally the rarest, but now it was completed in the fastest time. And Chaodu Xiaoyu, who thought it was the easiest, is now messed up by herself.

Now that the zombie problem has been solved, the next step is to forcibly overtake Xiaoyu, and send her to reincarnate for her good. After thinking about it, Zhang Xiaofan began to draw charms all over his body, and this time he must not give Xiaoyu a chance to take advantage of it.

After recuperating for half a month, Zhang Xiaofan felt that he had recovered to his peak state, with brilliant stars, but there was no trace of the moon.

All the way out of town, the manor still stands.

Zhang Xiaofan stepped in step by step, always feeling uneasy, facing Xiaoyu who was sitting in the face, he wanted to take out a sharp weapon, but he couldn't bear it.

"Are you going to take my life?" Xiaoyu looked miserable.

Zhang Xiaofan persuaded: "How could I take your life, it's just to send you to reincarnation." ”

"Isn't that killing me?" Xiaoyu's eyes were full of tears, and they turned into a rain mist.

"No, no, no," Zhang Xiaofan shook his head, Xiaoyu was still Xiaoyu, and hurriedly explained: "You can't last long like this, it's better to be reincarnated as soon as possible, I'll send you to a good family now, okay?" ”

Xiaoyu just cried and cried, and never spoke again, so she couldn't do it.

The two sat opposite each other, and after a while, Zhang Xiaofan felt a little unenergetic, so he listened to the stabbing of his clothes, and his body was clean and slippery. On the opposite side, Xiao Yu's face was full of spring/love, her cheeks were like pink, and with a wave of her hand, she rushed into a water dragon from the outside, and suddenly turned the whole body evil spell into nothing.

Zhang Xiaofan touched his body, the red cinnabar kept falling, and while there was still a little power, he had to run out. Xiaoyu didn't stop it, but kept scrubbing Zhang Xiaofan's body with a water dragon.

After Zhang Xiaofan ran out of a mile, he finally gave up resistance, not because our army was incompetent, but because the enemy army was too cunning.

"You are playing tricks...... Zhang Xiaofan was wronged, his body was held in Xiaoyu's arms and dragged back to the manor.

"Childe, you are obviously infatuated with me, and you are reluctant to let me leave, why do you want to embarrass yourself like this?" Xiaoyu didn't pounce on him this time, and he also knew how to use soft words to soften Zhang Xiaofan's insistence.

At this time, Zhang Xiaofan could only think of a sentence circulating on the Internet, if he can't resist, just enjoy it.

looks like a hero and righteousness, looking angry and funny. Xiaoyu put Zhang Xiaofan on the bed, and faced him with non-violent non-cooperation, although there are spells that can make Zhang Xiaofan obey, but in the end, he is inferior, isn't he charming enough?

Xiaoyu smiled lightly, gently kissed Zhang Xiaofan's forehead, and slid down the skin little by little......

was not a strong heart, Zhang Xiaofan found that he overestimated himself. was sent back to Yizhuang by Xiaoyu the next day, and at this time he was not very angry.

"Not mad at me anymore?" Xiaoyu gently hugged Zhang Xiaofan, who retained most of his essence, and said love words for a while, and when Zhang Xiaofan sighed, he kissed lightly again, and the rooster crowed three times, and if he didn't leave, he would be wiped out.

When Zhang Xiaofan came back to his senses, he couldn't see Xiaoyu's figure anymore.

After washing, Zhang Xiaofan finally made up his mind to go back to Hong Kong or Guangzhou, could Xiaoyu, the mother-in-law, still be able to leave her ashes and bones and travel far away.