Chapter 6 Dong's Xiaoyu
After sending away the four-eyed uncle, Zhang Xiaofan had a sense of oppression, and in addition to accompanying the master to go out to show people feng shui every day, he practiced charms in Yizhuang.
Uncle Nine was naturally very pleased with this, and even Qiusheng and Wencai also complained every day.
After Zhang Xiaofan gave a promise to go to the provincial capital once a month, the two of them exercised in a high-spirited manner.
Liu Dahu's father still didn't survive until the end of this month, the master and the ninth uncle took three apprentices to help bury him, and finally when the tomb was repaired, everyone left, leaving only Zhang Xiaofan and the three of them to incense the neighbors of Mrs. Liu.
I have already been on it last time, this time Zhang Xiaofan is familiar with the way, and arranged the direction of Dong's Xiaoyu for himself, Wencai has nothing to choose, Qiusheng chose a direction with his back to the sun, and the sky is still too poisonous.
It wasn't until the afternoon, after three o'clock, that the sky slowly took on a hint of clouds.
Zhang Xiaofan put all the incense on the grave, and gave the rest of the brain to Dong Xiaoyu, this girl can't hold you to death, so she ignores me.
"Childe, thank you."
Zhang Xiaofan stood up, called behind him, and hurriedly turned around, but he didn't see a figure, his heart was a little messy, knowing that this was a merry ghost looking for the door, which was exciting, but he was also a little weak. The ghosts are first-class, and I haven't really added them after all.
The ghost baby in Yizhuang is very obedient, there is no sense of fear, the walking zombie is also human, a 'fixed' word can be solved, only now this merry ghost, even the master and the ninth uncle can't do anything about her, you need to set a trap in advance to hold it.
Zhang Xiaofan doesn't think that he is more powerful than his master.
He took a step back cautiously, saw that there was no movement, felt a little relieved, and hurriedly turned to leave, and there was a woman's cry behind him, and he didn't dare to turn back anyway.
I hid in Yizhuang that day and didn't dare to go out, and after four or five days in a row, I felt fine, and then I returned to normal life.
Every day, before dawn, I start to get up and practice, and at night when the moon and stars are scarce, I absorb the essence of the moon, and at other times, I hide and rest early.
On this day, the son of the mayor of Jiangmen Town married his wife, Uncle Nine was invited as a guest, and Qiusheng Wencai went over to help, although Zhang Xiaofan also wanted to go over, but thinking about what he provoked a ghost some time ago, he didn't know if it had passed, and he would never dare to go out at night, so he could only hide in Yizhuang and sleep in peace early.
I slept for some time when there was a knock at the door.
Zhang Xiaofan got up in a daze, it turned out that the master came back, got drunk, and asked himself to find Wencai and Qiusheng, the two guys were drunk and hugged the pillar and gnawed up, the master and the ninth uncle said that he was annoyed, and felt embarrassed to knock them out and leave them on the side of the road, this time back, let the apprentice Zhang Xiaofan go and find the two senior brothers back.
"Okay master," Zhang Xiaofan felt a little cool in the autumn breeze as soon as he went out, and when he rode a bicycle out, he felt heavy, walking all the way, he couldn't see the road at night when he was blind in the dark light, and he used the street lamp to shine from time to time, and when he was in a hurry, the sky suddenly flashed and thundered.
"Do you want to be so sad?"
Zhang Xiaofan hurriedly pushed the bicycle under the door of a big red lantern.
"This son, what's the matter with you?"
"Oh, this uncle, I'm Zhang Xiaofan from Yizhuang, I went to the mayor's house to find my two senior brothers, and it suddenly rained heavily that day, and I couldn't dodge it, and I disturbed the old man, which really shouldn't be."
"Oh, you're looking for Qiusheng and Wencai, Uncle Nine walked fast just now, and the two of them were taken back to the village by my young lady and have already rested. If it is a night today, it is better for the son to stay and rest for the night, and then go back at dawn. The old servant smiled at the invitation, but Zhang Xiaofan was embarrassed to refuse.
When I entered the hall, the incandescent lights shone brightly, and the hall was like daytime.
As soon as he turned around, the old servant was gone, and a woman in a white dress walked out slowly, her eyebrows were full of spring, her apricot eyes were dewy, her lips were a little red, her skin was as white as jade, her thin waist was as thin as a hand, and a smooth calf was exposed under her skirt.
"Childe... Childe..."The woman's lips whispered, tender as the sea, Zhang Xiaofan only felt that he had entered a deep sea of white jade, soaring freely.
After a romantic affair, Zhang Xiaofan touched the beauties around him, and felt that his body was extremely heavy, which he hadn't seen for a long time.
"I'm leaving, if I don't go back with my senior brother, the master will be angry," Zhang Xiaofan kissed his cold red lips, dipped in a trace of Haotooth perfume, and the cloves were repeatedly entangled, and it rained several times.
The rooster broke dawn, Zhang Xiaofan was let go by the lady, with the help of the lady, put on his clothes, and as soon as he went out, the woman advised: "You two senior brothers, I have already sent it back, and you can't tell them about the two of us, otherwise, it will be difficult for us to get together again......"
Zhang Xiaofan nodded in response, and was accompanied by the fragrant wind all the way out of the door, until the rooster crowed three times and dawn was about to come, Zhang Xiaofan suddenly regained his senses and came to his senses.
I don't know when I ran out of the village.
"It must be Xiaoyu's mother-in-law, I don't know how much yang energy she sucked in me overnight, and she didn't feel left for me at all, she only felt confused, and she would definitely not be fooled next time." Zhang Xiaofan raised his arms and moved his body, and his whole body felt soreness and pain, knowing that this was due to the loss of too much yang energy.
I didn't dare to stay on the road longer, returned to Yizhuang, quietly entered the house, and now pretended to get up to practice the exercises, and then quickly took a cold shower to wash away the fragrance of a woman, especially the lip marks that Xiaoyu sipped on her body.
When Uncle Nine woke up, Zhang Xiaofan had already returned to normal, after all, he had a deep foundation.
One day, it was rare to steal a lazy one, Zhang Xiaofan lay down in the sun and slept a big lazy sleep, which surprised Wencai and Qiusheng for most of the day.
"Don't look at it, I'm fine, I'm just a little homesick," Zhang Xiaofan has been a man for several lifetimes, and he doesn't make drafts when he speaks.
Wencai and Qiusheng don't doubt it, mainly because Zhang Xiaofan usually performs too well.
After a night of merry and joy, it took Zhang Xiaofan a week to replenish the essence that his body had lost, and it took half a month for the yang energy that was sucked away by Xiaoyu to barely recover.
This is amazing, Xiaoyu, the mother-in-law, caught herself alone, and sucked it hard, regardless of whether she could stand it or not, if she accompanied her for three days, she would not be sucked dry.
Zhang Xiaofan made up his mind to go to bed as soon as the sun set at night, and he no longer got up when he heard the sound of the door, and was told several times by Uncle Jiu, only saying that he was in poor spirits recently, homesick and homesick, and planned to go back to Hong Kong before the year.
Uncle Nine didn't say anything anymore, after all, Zhang Xiaofan had been apprenticed to him for more than a year, and he had never had any other requirements, and now he wanted to go back and see, which was really normal.
Although there are not too many red and white ceremonies in the town, there are always two or three times a month, Xiaoyu looked for it a few times, but Zhang Xiaofan just hid and ignored it.
On this day, Ren Fa sent someone to send an invitation, and Zhang Xiaofan found out that he had been hiding from Xiaoyu for more than two months.
"Forget it, from meeting and talking in detail, to destroying zombies, it will take seven or eight days for the old lady to work, and it is not a way to hide all the time," Zhang Xiaofan prepared some evil talismans, all of which were made of purple paper and belonged to high-level talismans.
At night, I quietly walked out of the town, and there was a well-lit manor not far away.
"Childe ......" Xiaoyu's eyes were affectionate, and her face was sad.
"Xiaoyu, you're a ghost."
Xiaoyu looked startled, then nodded and said, "Yes, I'm a ghost, but I really like you." ”
Zhang Xiaofan shook his head and said, "There is a difference between people and ghosts, I have Yangshou in my body, and I can't go down to accompany you." So the two of us can't be together after all. ”
Xiaoyu is also a smart girl, knowing that she is indeed a little wishful thinking, but she is really unwilling to discard her lover, and as soon as she spit out the fragrance in her mouth, Zhang Xiaofan was immediately tricked, and she took off her clothes and prepared to continue with Xiaoyu.
"Ah......h
Zhang Xiaofan woke up, glanced at the evil talisman on his chest, and secretly took a cold sweat to himself, thinking that he would be careful and always be able to guard against the attack of a female ghost, but he didn't expect that he had no resistance at all in the face of Xiaoyu.
"Childe, take the things from your chest......" Xiaoyu hid on the bed and exclaimed.
"I took him, and you want me to accompany you, so what?" Zhang Xiaofan opened his chest and exposed his breasts, grinned, and picked up the tea on the table, fortunately it was just ordinary water, which could be drunk.
"Childe, I just want you to stay with me for one night, isn't that okay? Are you so ruthless? Xiaoyu put down her sleeves, endured the severe pain, and looked at Zhang Xiaofan strongly.
Zhang Xiaofan was also a little embarrassed, and said: "It's nothing to accompany you all night, it's just that you suck my yang energy, it's too powerful, I won't do it!" ”
"Childe, men love women love men, and they always have to lose a little yang energy......"
"You're not a little bit, you're going to suck me dry......"
"After a man loses, can't he make it back?" Xiao Yu said with a puzzled expression.
Zhang Xiaofan couldn't tell her this, but he said he didn't.
"Childe, you can talk to me, can you?"
"That's okay," Zhang Xiaofan nodded.
"Then you take the things off your chest......"
"No," Zhang Xiaofan refused, "but I can cover my clothes." ”
Xiaoyu walked out of bed with an aggrieved face, and smiled faintly at Zhang Xiaofan, fragrant and fooled.
Zhang Xiaofan's chest evil charm was blocked, and his limbs were tied to the bed by four balls of silk, and his lower clothes and pants were pulled down by Xiaoyu's mother-in-law, so he was ready to do it.
"No......" Zhang Xiaofan opened his mouth, and found that he couldn't speak, so anxious that he broke out in a cold sweat.
Xiao Yu was not in a hurry, his hands were cold, but he always touched the most sensitive place, and after a while, Xiao Xiaofan's majestic spirit was swallowed up by a cold and gentle place, and Zhang Xiaofan fell again.
This woman's words can't be listened to, Zhang Xiaofan plans to fight bravely, but he is cunning and changeable against the enemy, and he failed again in several hard battles, and the sourness of the body in front of him feels that there is a power in his bone marrow that has been sucked into the body by Xiaoyu, the mother-in-law.
Fortunately, Xiaoyu's mother-in-law knows that the trickle is long, and she tossed back and forth four or five times a night before she put down Zhang Xiaofan, who was already yellow-skinned and thin, and said with a smile: "Son, is the concubine still satisfied with her kung fu?" ”
"Satisfied," Zhang Xiaofan obviously felt that this time was more powerful than last time, and got out of bed and was served by Xiaoyu to get dressed and sent to the entrance of the town.
"Childe, don't care, next time if you come early, I won't be so hungry, I calculated, Childe can come once every half a month, every time I only absorb one-fifth of today's yang energy, Childe is strong, at least two or three years can be happy with me." Xiaoyu kept whispering in Zhang Xiaofan's ear, and the merry ghost has his own amorous means.
Zhang Xiaofan saw that he was about to arrive at Yizhuang, so Xiaoyu turned around and left.
"It's a loss, it's a big loss, this revenge must be avenged."
It's not that Zhang Xiaofan can't be ruthless, but he has rarely been able to be ruthless to women. was so angry with Xiaoyu's mother-in-law that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven, which is no exception.