78 Po
Yang Shirt predicted that a van would take them away in a while, but Lang Si couldn't believe it, he said: "How is it possible, little goat, what you predicted is a little too addictive!" It's a joke, little goat, you ......."
Before he finished speaking, a van really drove over from a distance, and Lang Si couldn't help but say again: "Little goat, are you very good at eyesight?" ”
Yang Shi smiled and said, "Uncle Lang, didn't I say it, I have a system in my brain, and the system is very powerful!" ”
Lang Si laughed, and he said, "Then can you tell who is in the van?" ”
Yang Shirt said: "The owner, and his daughter sitting in the co-pilot, if you say that I have good eyesight, then, my prediction, you will definitely say that it is because of my eyesight, then, I also know, what are the surnames of the owner and his daughter." ”
Lang Si was stunned for a moment and said, "Damn!" Little goat, if you can say the surnames of both of them, I will definitely smit your liver and brain, and throw yourself to the ground, all the way to the end! ”
Yang Yi said proudly: "Their surname is Gu!" ”
Lang Si shook his head and said, "Then let's see." ”
Yang Shirt said: "Moreover, that woman, Uncle Lang, you still know each other!" ”
Lang Si said: "I'll go, I still know?" Is there any mistake, then you say, who is that woman? ”
Yang Shirt said: "If you want to know who she is, then I'll tell you a story first......
Lang Si opened his round eyes and said, "Tell a story again? I'm not interested in listening to stories. ”
Yang said: "The story is related to you. ”
"Me?" Lang Four is unbelievable.
杨shirt says:
Do you remember a time like this, once Uncle Lang, you took me out, driving a motorcycle, late at night, when the car drove to a street with few people, you found a woman dropped something halfway, you didn't say a word, stopped and picked it up, and ran to the woman, the woman looked back at you, and shouted: Help! Who's going to save me!
As soon as you heard that you had been misunderstood, you stepped forward, fearing that you would not be able to speak clearly, so you stopped the woman and shouted, "What are you yelling about? ”
The woman knelt on the ground and pleaded: "Brother, I'm sorry, I can't help it, I didn't mean it, I hope brother you don't rob money, little girl, I can give you all the money, as long as you don't rob sex, brother, brother, I have AIDS, robbing sex is not good for you!" ”
Listening to the woman's words, Uncle Lang, you were about to collapse, you shook your head and said, "Oops! What are you doing here, what are you robbing money and not robbing sex, robbing you big-headed ghost! Which eye do you see that I'm going to rob you? You still rob the color, you want to have no face, you want to have no figure, I rob you, you think too much! ”
"No robbery?" The woman was a little blindsided.
You throw her what she dropped and say, "I was passing by and saw you dropping something, and this is a good deed for you to pick up and deliver to you!" ”
The woman suddenly realized, got up from the ground, and said embarrassedly, "I'm sorry, brother, I misunderstood you." ”
You are puzzled and ask, "Why did you misunderstand, can you tell me why?" ”
The woman said, "The main thing is that in the middle of the night, there are few people, and the face you look like a robber is too much!" ”
Speaking of this, Yang Shan couldn't help laughing.
Lang Si also thought about it and laughed, but then he became depressed and looked at the van in front of him.
Lang Si said: "Little goat, what are you laughing at, are you laughing at your Uncle Lang for being stupid?" ”
Yang Shan shook his head and said, "No, no, it's laughing at you for laughing at yourself for not looking like a good person, I remembered some of the past things, do you remember?" ”
Lang Si said: "I still remember, where can I forget, that time I was even more broken than today!" Today, you said that someone parked, I don't believe it, in the hearts of other people, it is still like the words of Sun Tzu, more things are better than less things! Bring us, it is equivalent to bringing trouble, if you run into two more bad guys, it is not a matter of too much, it is a matter of life, here, I think it is impossible to stop the car, even if you let go of the guts, standing in the middle of the road, the driver may hit and kill you, after all, there are no witnesses! ”
Yang Shirt said: "That's not it, there are no ditches on both sides of the road, they try to make a big detour!" ”
Lang Si stared at the van, and suddenly remembered, he said: "That's right, little goat, I said how familiar, isn't this the car that just passed us and jumped forward!" ”
Yang Shirt said: "Yes, so I said, they are specially here to pick us up." ”
I saw that the big long van slowed down, and when it reached Yang Yi and Langsi's side, it actually stopped.
Lang Si said suspiciously: "! The waving and shouting did not stop, and if it was not silent, there was a car that took the initiative to send it to the door? ”
Saying that, the co-pilot of the van lowered the glass, and there was a long-haired beauty sitting inside, wearing sunglasses, she saw Yang Shan and Langsi, Gege actually smiled very highly, she said: "I didn't expect it to be you, I flashed with you just now, and I didn't think of you for a while, and then I had a flash of inspiration,!" Sister, I remember you, hurry up and ask my dad to change the head of the car and come back to see you. ”
The main driver was a spirited old man, also wearing sunglasses, he had more gray hair than black hair, and he also wore a hat, seeing Yang Shan and Lang Si looking at him, he took off his hat very politely and nodded to the two of them.
Lang Si was circled, and Yang Yi was smiling lightly, Lang Sixin said, "Who is this beauty?" ”
The beauty took off her sunglasses and said with a smile: "What, I haven't remembered my sister yet?" ”
Lang Si shook his head at the same time.
The beauty smiled again and said: "You see how good you remember me, I don't want to mention the troubles of my sister back then, hey, forget it, let me tell you, I still remember one night in the dead of night, sister and I walked alone on the street, and you rode a motorcycle and passed by me, I don't want to, sister, I fell on the ground, I didn't find it, you found it!" The beauty pointed at Lang Si and continued, "You stop the car, pick it up and run to me, sister, I saw your face as a robber, I was so scared that I shouted for help, and then you caught up with me, sister had no choice, in order to survive, knelt down with you!" I say to you, you can rob money, but you can't rob sex! ”
"It's you! It's really you! ”
Lang Si was taken aback, and couldn't help but say: "This world is really not big, it is not small, I recalled her ten minutes ago, but I didn't expect to run into it." ”
At this moment, Yang Shan and Lang Si remembered her, but she has changed so much, compared with before, she is really like two people.
Lang Si said with a sigh of relief: "I'll go!" Look closely, it's really you, it's just ......" Lang Si looked at the woman and said, "It's just that you have changed too much, I remember that you were quite fat at the time, and you still had single eyelids and small eyes, and now, big eyes, double eyelids, eyelashes are still so long, and your body is so spicy and thin!" ”
The woman said: "Sister, I was still a college student at that time, and now I am also a social person, women, nothing more than thin weight, makeup, spending money, traveling, okay, you get in the car, why are you so down, where are you going to go?" ”
Yang Shirt and Lang Si opened the back door of the van and sat up excitedly, but the old man who was driving said: "Both, if you want to get in the car and let me take you away, you have to follow my rules." ”
Lang Si asked, "What rules?" ”
The old man said, "Tell a story! One for each person, quick! ”
Lang Si looked at Yang Shan, and Yang Shanxin said, "What's the situation!" Isn't that the story, easy to tell! Yang Shan had heard a lot of stories, so he told the story and said:
There is a man named Ah Bao, Ah Bao was wanted for theft, he fled to other places to change his name and surname, called himself Li Bao, changed his usual behavior habits, pretended to be hunchback and walked with a limp. In a blink of an eye, twenty years have passed, and Po has completely changed from conscious to unconscious, as if he can't walk without a limp, and his back can't be straightened. Today's Ah Bao has really become Li Bao, has a wife and has a son.
One day, Ah Bao took his sick son to the hospital in the town to see a doctor, and asked a scavenger for directions, the man shook his head and glanced at Ah Bao and then lowered his head to continue the work in his hand, Ah Bao was about to turn around and ask others, and the scavenger suddenly seemed to be stimulated by something, and hurriedly straightened up and stared at Ah Bao, and after half a sound, his mouth spit out: "Baby? ”
Baby, the nickname of the dead Po.
Ah Bao was surprised, but he looked carefully, and the scavenger was none other than Wang Chao. Twenty years ago, Ah Bao worked in a big city, and Wang Chao met in an Internet café, the two complained to each other about their lives, chatted speculatively, and later rented a house together and worked together. But Wang Chao spends a lot of money and always can't make ends meet, so he invites Ah Bao to steal together. At first, Ah Bao refused, but Wang Chao told him: "You don't have to worry, you are only responsible for controlling the wind, even if I am arrested, I will not confess you." Ah Bao couldn't help but say that he promised Wang Chao. But after the theft, the two were quickly wanted by the whole city, so they fled separately and never saw each other again.
This time we met, Ah Bao had a mixture of righteousness and hatred. Wang Chao's eyes lit up, he took Ah Bao's hand and said good things, and accompanied Ah Bao's son to see a doctor, and rushed to pay the money for the medicine.
Po felt that the past was over, and talked about the years like an old friend. Wang Chao said that after he escaped, he wandered and scavenged for a living, often sleeping on the streets, and still has no home.
Ah Bao saw that Wang Chao was pitiful, so he took him home, and the whole family treated Yang Chao wholeheartedly.
That night, Ah Bao and Wang Chao slept in the same bed. Wang Chao patted Ah Bao on the shoulder and said, "I see that you are having a hard time, do you want to make a lot of money and live a good life?" Ah Bao said: "I think I'm doing well now, I won't think about making a fortune anymore, and you don't think about breaking the law anymore, live honestly." Wang Chao said: "There are some roads, as long as you walk, you can't turn back." I now have a chest of gold, which is hidden in a poplar forest in this city, and if you go and get it, you and I will take half of it. ”
Hearing this, Ah Bao sat up abruptly and pulled Wang Chao up to ask what was going on. It turned out that Wang Chao was telling lies before, he did not make a living by scavenging, since the escape twenty years ago, Wang Chao not only did not stop, but also repeatedly committed illegal things. Last month, Mr. Wang traveled to the local area and robbed a gold shop in a big city, and he was the only one who absconded. Under the guise of scavenging, he wanted to go to the gold hiding place to retrieve the stolen goods, but the fortifications were so tight that he did not dare to enter the city. When he met Po this time, he wanted to send Po to fetch it.
Ah Bao resolutely refused, and said that early tomorrow morning, they would disperse. Wang Chao was not angry, and when he left the next day, he said, "You will still do it." ”
Ah Bao's wife asked what was going on, and Ah Bao told the story that had been hidden for many years with Wang Chao's robbery. His wife was frightened, afraid that Wang Chao would turn over the old case, so she persuaded Ah Bao to move quickly. Ah Bao smiled and said, "It's impossible, he's a felon, it should be that he's afraid of us." When the wife heard this, she was still restless.
Two days later, what worried his wife happened, other people's children returned home from school, but her children were missing. When she found Bao, Bao's mobile phone rang, and the person on the other end of the phone was Wang Chao: "Brother, now that your child is in my hands, do you want him to go home safely?" ”
Ah Bao seemed to have lost his soul and asked urgently, "What do you want?" Wang Chao said: "I originally wanted to share the gold with you equally, but you toasted and didn't eat and drink." Pick up the box now at the address I said, and I'll tell you where to exchange it with your son. Remember, you're a criminal record, and you'd better not end your days. Po agreed.
Wang Chao told Bao that the gold box was hidden under the 23rd tree in the first row of the poplar forest.
Ah Bao didn't dare to delay for a moment, and set off immediately. By the end of the evening, Po had already found the poplar forest and was standing under the tree of the 23rd tree in the first row of Eastern Numbers.
Po began to dig in the earth, but strangely enough, he couldn't find the so-called box no matter how much he dug it, and even if he dug up the roots, he didn't know why. Po broke out in a cold sweat, could he have misremembered? Ah Bao got up and counted again, it was clearly right, could it be that Wang Chao remembered it wrong? Cao Zhigang panicked, he dug three more trees to the north and three to the south, and found that there were no boxes at all, let alone the shadow of gold.
Ah Bao used his mobile phone to call Wang Chao and pass on the situation here. Wang Chao laughed and said, "I'm going to go, I really didn't expect it, Ah Bao, are you deceiving ghosts, you obviously want to swallow it alone!" ”
No matter how Bao explained, Wang Chao thought that Bao had found the box and wanted to keep it for himself. Wang Chao said: "Since this is the case, then I have no choice but to kill your son." Ah Bao cried and begged not to do it, and Wang Chao said that he didn't want his son to die in exchange for gold. Ah Bao said helplessly: "Don't worry, I will definitely find a way to give me two days." Wang Chao said: "Before tomorrow night, if you can't see me, don't blame me for being ruthless." "The phone hangs up.
Ah Bao sat on the ground, he was thinking, this was all Wang Chao's conspiracy, and he wanted him to rob the gold store. But what should I do, for the sake of my son, I only have to take risks now.
Po felt that he had no other way, he wore a hood and carried an axe with a package, broke into a corner gold shop, and like a veteran, he grabbed the gold and fled. He shuttled through the winding alleys, and within a few minutes, sirens sounded all over the sky. As soon as I looked up, I saw a car at the end of the alley.
Po hid in a corner, thinking that he had no way out. At this time, he noticed a detail, the inspector will carefully check the hunchback and the walking lame among the passers-by.
Po suddenly realized that he had maintained a hunched back and limping demeanor throughout the crime, but his behavior was just a habit, not really. Ah Bao straightened his back and took a big stride, although it was a little unnatural, but the whole person was judged to be like two people, and the person who checked the car also swept him away and did not check it carefully.
Ah Bao went out of the city smoothly, met with Wang Chao at an agreed place, and exchanged gold jewelry for his son. Wang Chao mentioned the weight of the gold jewelry and said: "This is a lot lighter than the one I hid in, it seems that you still swallowed some privately, forget it, I don't care." He walked away.
Ah Bao felt that something was wrong, things had come to this point, Wang Chao still wanted to say that he had hidden gold, but why couldn't he dig it up? The more Po thought about it, the more wrong it became.
When Bao got home with his son, he asked his wife to pack her things and prepare to get away from the place, and before leaving, Bao returned to the poplar forest.
He suddenly found that there were seven or eight poplar trees missing in the first row of the Eastern Numbers. When I got closer, I saw that someone had come to cut down the wood. Bao thought, "If Wang Chao hid the box under the 23rd tree, and someone came to cut down the tree after leaving, and I counted the number of poplars that were still growing, wouldn't it be all wrong?" ”
Po stood at the northernmost edge of the first row, counting the roots of the trees on the ground, and when he reached the 23rd tree, he began to dig down, and as a result, he dug out a chest, which was opened and saw that it was full of gold ornaments.
Po felt a twitch in his face, and he couldn't help but slam the box with his fist. A heinous crime that would have been committed would have happened like this. He remembered that escape twenty years ago, and he prayed to Heaven that God would give him another chance to live again.
Po returned to his wife and son with a box of gold, and hurried to catch the long-distance bus. Just as the bus walked to the highway toll booth, two people came up to check the luggage. When the car inspector found Ah Bao and asked him to open the box, Ah Bao suddenly pointed out the window and shouted, "There are aliens!" ”
Everyone went to see where there were aliens, but for a long time, there were no aliens, and when the car inspector looked back at Po......