Yang Shi said that he was going to end everything here, which made the chef restaurant owner laugh, he said: "You are the most arrogant person I have ever met, I will meet you kid, you think you are the terminator!" ”

Yang Shirt said: "Terminator? It's a good term, actually, I've seen Terminator movies before, and those movies are so exciting, so I wish I was a Terminator myself, and I fantasized about being a hero! ”

Niu Cannon said on the ground: "Okay, Terminator, can you say something useful, what do you think, Lao Lang?" ”

Lang Si was still in the hands of the shopkeeper, and he tried to say: "Little goat, you are becoming more and more elusive, I even have some doubts about whether you are my little goat, as if your wisdom has changed in an instant!" ”

Niu Cannon said: "Lao Lang, what you said is too thorough, that is!" ”

The shopkeeper was angry and said, "I'm going to strangle you and keep talking nonsense to Lao Tzu!" ”

At this moment, Yang Shirt pounced violently, grabbed the hand of the shopkeeper holding the iron pot with both hands, and bit the shopkeeper's wrist, this trick worked, the shopkeeper let go of Lang Si, clenched his fist and hit Yang Shirt's head, and Yang Shirt bit tightly, biting blood, just not letting go.

The shopkeeper couldn't help but say, "Is this the end the end for the Terminator?" ”

Lang Si pounced, hugged the shopkeeper's arm that hit Yang Shan, and opened his mouth to bite hard.

The shopkeeper scolded, "You guys are all dogs! Get out of here! He was about to use all his strength to support both arms, when suddenly, the bull cannon pounced from behind, followed by an open mouth, and he bit the shopkeeper's neck.

"It's too much of a deception! Lao Tzu has been fighting for thirty years, and he has never seen three people bite a person! Shut up! Shut up! The shopkeeper struggled, bared his teeth, and Yang Yi bit tightly, biting off the iron pot in his hand.

The shopkeeper yelled, "That's enough! That's enough! If you bite again, you will be bitten to death! Shut up! ”

Niu Cannon let go, his mouth was full of blood, he bent down, picked up the iron pot that fell on the ground, and covered it at the back of the shopkeeper's head, the shopkeeper rolled his eyes, his legs were weak, and he fell to the ground with a poof, and said: "Three to one, Lao Tzu...... Lao Tzu was not convinced...... Not ......"

Fainted.

Lang Si was exhausted, sat on the ground, wiped his sweat and said: "I really didn't expect this shopkeeper to be quite tough, the two of them probably can't get him, fortunately, the three of us went on together, so we will subdue him, no, we have to quickly find a rope to tie him up, in case he wakes up, we may not be able to deal with him again!" ”

Niu Cannon lay on the ground and said weakly: "This task should be handed over to the little goat, I am already tired and paralyzed, let me have a good rest, little goat, you go and find a rope to tie him." ”

Yang Shan pointed to a pile of rotten vegetables in the corner of the wall and said, "There is a rope pressed under it, and it takes a lot of effort to dig out the rope from the vegetable pile, and the rope is quite strong." ”

When Lang Si returned to pass the simple wooden bed, he grabbed the quilt and lifted it back, and suddenly the scene in front of him was disgusting, Lang Si couldn't hold back, and spit out the noodles he ate into his stomach in one bite.

I saw that there was a female corpse hidden in the quilt, the head of the female corpse was already miserable, obviously caused by the iron pot slapping, and the head of the female corpse could almost be described as meat sauce, and the facial features had already walked.

Lang Si scolded: "What the hell, this five-year-old and six-thick shopkeeper is really a non-human, and he is so vicious to a woman!" What kind of hatred is there, what kind of hatred? ”

The shopkeeper on the ground groaned softly, and when the Langsi Wagyu cannon saw this, where did he dare to rest again, he was a hundredfold spirited, jumped up from the ground, grabbed the rope and tied the shopkeeper with five flowers, and it was strong.

After tying up, Lang Si and Niu Cannon relaxed and sat on the ground, and Lang Si kicked the shopkeeper with his foot and said, "I didn't expect you to be so mad!" Looking at the appearance of the female corpse, it should have been dead for more than a day, and you can continue to set up a stall to cook and do business with peace of mind? You're still not human! ”

The shopkeeper slowly regained consciousness, realized that he was tied up, and scolded: "Quickly let go of Lao Tzu!" The body fluttered and moved, but he couldn't open the strong rope, tossed for a while, and stopped moving, only his mouth was still scolding. Then continue to lie down, listening to this tone, how do I feel like some cult person? ”

The shopkeeper said, "You are not allowed to put it like this!" It can't be said to be a cult, our Lala Sect is great and unworldly, and you ordinary mortals are simply filthy and stubborn! ”

"Lala?" Niu Cannon said mockingly, "It's also a Durala promotion!" ”

"Fart!" The shopkeeper did not allow anyone to insult his Lala sect, and with a terrible expression of wanting to kill, he said, "People like you can only go to hell, die to the very center of the earth, be roasted by fire, but you can't burn to death, just like that painful torture, you will definitely get such retribution!" ”

Niu Cannon wanted to scold again, but Lang Si signaled him to stop, and Niu Cannon shut up and didn't shoot back at him.

Lang Si said, "Why do you want to kill! She's still a woman! ”

The shopkeeper regained his composure, and he bowed his head and remained silent.

Yang Shirt said: "I'll tell you for you!" He said in a quick tone: "You want to say that there is not much difference between a man and a woman, whether he is a man or a woman, as long as he is disrespectful to Lala, he should be punished." Right? ”

The shopkeeper was a little surprised, opened his round eyes and said, "You kid can also read minds?" ”

Niu Cannon said: "However, the punishment of killing people is too vicious!" ”

The shopkeeper looked at Yang Shan, Yang Shan learned the tone of the shopkeeper and said: "Yes, the punishment of killing is indeed unnecessary, but the problem is that she wants to quit the Lala Sect, and she also wants to persuade me to quit, I am bitter to her, but she is obsessed, you know, I introduced her to join the Lala Sect at the beginning, and now she wants to quit, my sin is great, the Lala God will be angry, I can only kill her in order to make up for my mistakes, and use the iron pot we met, the origin and extinction." ”

The shopkeeper said, "You kid, do you really know how to read minds?" ”

Lang Si and Niu Cannon looked at each other, and Lang Si asked, "Little goat, how did you do it?" ”

Yang Shirt said: "Because, I have an intelligent system in my head!" ”

Niu Cannon said in disbelief: "Won't it? So high-tech! Forget it, I won't ask you about the system, I asked the shopkeeper, use the iron pot you know? Origin and extinction? Listen to your tone, this woman still has a big personal relationship with you? ”

The shopkeeper looked at Yang Shan, and Yang Shi said, "Next, the right to speak is handed over to you!" ”

The shopkeeper said calmly: "She is my beloved wife!" ”

"Scum!" Lang Si couldn't help but roar, "Lao Tzu really wants to punch you to death, a big and six thick thing, and you especially say that you love your wife, do you love your wife like this!" ”

The shopkeeper was silent, looked at Yang Shan, and asked, "Can you still say accurately?" ”

Yang Shirt then said: "The system is activated, at this moment, you are talking to me as the owner of this chef shop, you listen well!" Uh-uh! You don't understand, only if I do this, God Lala will not blame her, and it is a good thing for her, because I love her so much! Do you know why, acquaintance of the iron pot? That's because we didn't know each other at the beginning, an accident, she pushed a cart to pass by pedestrians to spread egg scrambles, and I also pushed a cart to make noodles for others, my guests felt that they couldn't eat enough noodles, and wanted to eat baked cakes, coincidentally, I saw that she not only had a big pot, but also a small pot that could be carried by hand, so I asked her to borrow, this is how we met, and then we tacitly agreed that we often came here together to stall, even if there are no pedestrians, business is deserted, we are willing to come, you look at me, I look at you, chatting a few words, It was a lot of fun. ”

Niu Cannon sighed and said, "Why, is this abusing me, a single dog!" Bragging? Can it be so romantic to set up a stall? There is no heavenly reason! ”

The shopkeeper said: "I swear to God Lala, I don't have a little lie, I really love her, finally, she accepted my pursuit, we started a business together, got up early and greedy, and then she became pregnant with my child, you don't know, how happy I was at that time, but! No one thought that my lovely child would be hit and killed by a truck shuttling on the road! Who should Lao Tzu complain to, and who should he complain to! The child is gone! The money that Lao Tzu wants them to pay is a light use, and when people die, can the money be bought? No! I was in pain, both of us were already desperate, and we even said that we would die together, and maybe we would see our children again after death! But fortunately, I met a master, he is a turning point in my life, he mentioned me, he tied the knot between me and my daughter-in-law, he gave my child's soul over, I dreamed of my child, he told me, I want to thank the master, thank the master, he can go to a place called heaven in the universe, he hopes that I will follow the master devoutly in the future to learn Lalajiao, then I can meet him, and it is an honor to meet the god Lala! ”

"Is it so amazing?" The bull cannon and the waves looked at each other on all sides.

And Yang Shan whispered to Lang Siniu Cannon: "That so-called master is nothing more than some hypnotism, hypnotizing the shopkeeper, causing the shopkeeper to be obsessed, thinking that it is the master's magic skills, but in fact, they are all illusory illusions." ”

The shopkeeper glared and said, "Don't believe it, I have experienced it myself, as for ghosts and gods, only when you experience them yourself, you will know that the form of ghosts and gods really exists in the environment we live in, and it is not transferred by our personal will!" ”

Lang Si snorted and said, "I can understand your opinion on ghosts and gods, but I don't dare to agree with you. ”

The shopkeeper said, "There is no way, not everyone who wants to go to heaven to meet the god Lala can wake up." This can't be forced, but as long as you step into the footsteps of the god Lala, you can't turn back, I think about my daughter-in-law wholeheartedly, and she is half-hearted, joining Lalaism, but instead she wants to quit Lalaism, how can this work? My daughter-in-law is still too worldly, if I say it, you will definitely not think she is right! Why do you say that, because Lala is for all sentient beings, but to popularize sentient beings, it takes a process and money, and I did a good job, I want to donate all the money in my hand to Lalajiao, but she said that Lala taught well, but she did something to prevent me from donating money for Lalajiao, you say, is it obvious that she is a vulgar woman with a copper smell! ”

Lang Si asked, "How much money were you going to donate at that time?" ”

The shopkeeper had a very proud expression and said, "One hundred and twenty-three thousand!" How, my piety is not heaven and earth can be seen! ”

Niu Cannon couldn't help but say: "Your two hundred and five talents can be learned!" ”

The shopkeeper was not angry, but smiled and said, "It seems that you are all the same vulgar." ”

The shopkeeper continued: "The money is the compensation for the car accident, it was not my own, in order for my children to live well in heaven, I donated the money to the Lala Sect, which is called the iron tree blossoming, but it is a pity that Scrooge's daughter-in-law really regards the money as her own, and does not let me donate, but also quits, saying that I am crazy, she made it clear that she wants to run away with the money, I can only kill her in order to atone for her sins, and the way to kill her, I think about it, or choose a thing that the two of us know to end our mortal fate." You will never understand, only when you die, you will know that I am right, but by then, there is no time to regret it! ”

Lang Si said: "Don't talk nonsense with him, what we need to do now is to quickly find a place where there is a signal, call the police, and bring him to justice." ”

The shopkeeper said, "Looking for a signal? Hehe, there is no one here to build a signal tower, and if you want to make a call, I'm afraid it's unlikely. I just told you that there is a signal a few kilometers ahead, which is a lie to you, and it is estimated that there will be another ten kilometers ahead, which is about the same, but the question is, do you have to carry me, or carry me, or ...... Pushing our board house away? ”

Ox cannon and wave four, you look at me, I look at you.

Yang Shan said: "Uncle Lang, Niu Cannon, you don't have to worry!" For example, leave one or two people to watch them, and the rest of the people will run to the road on the other side of the mountain, and there will definitely be a car passing by there, stop it, sit in a place where there is a signal, and find someone to come to the prefabricated house together. ”

Lang Si jumped up and said, "That's a good idea! That's all we can do at the moment, so let's talk about it, who will stay and watch this madman? ”

Niu Cannon said positively: "I ......" The words behind it have not yet spoken.

"Okay, then you can stay!" Lang Si didn't wait for Niu Cannon to finish speaking, got up and grabbed Yang Shan, and said to Yang Shan, "Since your Uncle Cannon is so active, then let him hold his position here, and we will go to the front line!" Are you going or not? ”

Yang Shan laughed, followed to the outside of the house, and said, "I'll go, Uncle Lang, I will let me go with you!" ”

Lang Si said: "Okay, our speed, there are not many cars on that avenue, and the car does not wait for anyone!" ”

The two of them said that it was too late and that it was fast, and the ox cannon got up from the ground, but before he could say it, "Actually, what I want to say is, I want to go out!" But when they ran out of the door, Lang Si and Yang Shan both ran out of a hundred meters away.

Niu Cannon complained: "It is said that the dead pig's head is rotten teammates!" I think these two people are pig-headed teammates! After speaking, he couldn't help sighing, he looked back at the board house, the shopkeeper lying on the ground, was looking at the roof and laughing to himself, I really don't know what he was laughing at, and when Niu Cannon saw the dead body on the simple wooden bed, his heart was furious, he didn't dare to step into the house anymore, he only stayed at the door, looking forward to Lang Si and Yang Shan coming back soon.

At this time, the shopkeeper coughed and coughed, and the cough was quite severe.

Niu Cannon glanced into the house and asked impatiently, "Madman, what are you doing?" Going to die? ”

I only heard the shopkeeper say uncomfortably: "Help me, I'm so uncomfortable, my heart is so uncomfortable, I ......" said, wow, a mouthful of blood spit out of his mouth.

"it!" Niu Cannon stood up and said, "What are you doing, you want to die?" ”

But Lang Si and Yang Shan couldn't hear it at all, and as the road turned, Niu Cannon couldn't see it anymore, and he couldn't care about it, so he ran into the house to see what was going on with the shopkeeper......

Yang Shirt and Lang Si ran a little longer, and then rushed to the highway, just right, there was a big truck in the distance about to drive over, Lang Si said with emotion: "How about it, I said that it is not wrong to hurry up at all!" ”

As he spoke, Lang Si ran to the side of the road, waving his hands in the air, and shouted in his mouth: "Stop quickly, stop quickly, there is an emergency!" ”

Sou! With a bang, the big truck didn't slow down at all, but made people feel that there was still a little bit of meaning to accelerate, ignoring the call of Lang Si and Yang Shan, and roared past.

"it! Is it blind! Lang Si was angry, "Why didn't I see anyone stopping the car, and it was still so urgent!" ”

Yang Shirt said: "Uncle Lang, don't worry, there will be a van that will take us in a while." ”

Lang Si said: "How is it possible, little goat, what you predicted is inevitably a little too addictive!" It's a joke, little goat, you ......."