As an all-rounder, it is naturally not a problem to take care of children, but when it comes to it, this child is really more difficult to deal with than ordinary children. And since the evening, the monkey master suddenly understood why they were the only ones left in this luxurious villa.

The dead child will switch out of invisibility and knock on the glass outside someone's porter. Imagine that there is a knock on the door at night, and when you open the door, there is nothing, and then there will be a knock and a small handprint on the glass...... What's the difference between this horror and a haunting? No, it's haunted.

If you want to put it on ordinary people, this will definitely stop it, but the monkey master doesn't, he just watches this perverted little girl with his hands behind his back to pretend to be a ghost and scare people from house to house.

is really a withdrawn and weird little girl, this is what the monkey master said about her. Really, I have never seen such a sick little girl, her eyes when she pranks are not like a child at all, and the resentment and evil spirit that comes out of it are just like the old witch who doesn't grow up in the orphan's complaint, cold and fluttering.

Seeing the harassed people hiding in the bed and shivering, the little girl couldn't be happier, she leaned on the window and looked at the frightened appearance of those ordinary people who were scattered, and let out a laugh like a silver bell, and the sound came to the room through the window, causing a scream.

"Almost, it's time to go back."

"Oh......"

The little bastard is a little bastard after all, and he is not even a fart in front of the old bastard, and the monkey master is probably her nemesis, and a sentence can already make her fart and pee.

On the way back, the monkey master whistled, and the terrifying little Lori also whistled. The combination of two bastards, one big and one small, looks a bit oozing in the middle of the night.

"Don't you ask me what my name is?" Little Lori raised her head and looked at the strange uncle in front of her: "You are so strange. ”

"Do you have any opinions about calling you Xiao Qisan?" The monkey master glanced at it from the corner of his eye, his expression disdainful.

Little Lori pouted: "No...... My name is Boob. ”

"It's really unjust for you to have such a cute name like yours." The monkey master shook his head: "You have to do this kind of thing every day?" ”

"Yes, while my mother is asleep, I sneak out and scare these people. You see, I've scared away more than a dozen of them. Bubu raised his head proudly: "They will also invite monks and Taoists to come to Lak." ”

In fact, the monkey master found a very peculiar place, that is, this little girl's knowledge of the world far exceeds that of her peers, compared with other children of the same age, this little girl's degree of exploration and cognition of the world is about the same as that of a fourteen-year-old child, and her words are very mature in comparison.

This is actually quite normal, today's children are psychologically mature very early, and some kindergarten children speak the same words as high school students 20 years ago. It's just that this dark temperament doesn't know how it was formed.,Maybe it's because of the mutation caused by being in a state that people can't see for a long time.。

Some people may think that this little girl is quite pitiful or something, but the monkey master doesn't think so, everyone's growth environment is different, which also causes individual surprise. If we had to follow the model of education experts, basically everyone would be carved into the same mold. Of course, such a character will definitely be a demon king in the future and will bring harm to society, and then what's wrong with that? As long as she feels that happiness is actually a healthy child, as for whether this happiness is based on the pain of others, it doesn't matter at all, after all, if someone is happy, someone must be miserable, just like if it rains in a certain place, there must be a drought, so why force it?

However, it's not the same to have done bad things together, during the day, this little girl still didn't deal with the monkey master, but now she suddenly found that she had done evil and someone shared it, and her attitude was almost a 180-degree reversal.

The old bastard and the little bastard, these two damned people in the eyes of others, as if they were forgetful friends, discussed the means of pranks while walking, and said that when they were excited, the little guy would dance with his hands, and he wished to try it now, but because the time stipulated by the monkey master had passed, she could only suppress this excitement in her heart, and silently prayed that it would come early tomorrow night.

"You can't tell mom who says who's a puppy."

"This kind of, if you ask me to say it, I'm not interested in talking about it." The monkey man walked forward with a cigarette in his mouth coolly: "Don't think too much about yourself, you are still tender." ”

Yes, she's just tender. The root cause of the time and space disturbance of the monkey master, he has seen millions of bloody battles, disrupted the order of a world, and destroyed a powerful empire.

"Uncle, let me ask you."

"Huh? If there is a fart, let it go. ”

"Is my mom pretty?"

"It's okay, so-so."

"You lie!! My mom is beautiful. ”

The monkey master smiled disdainfully: "That's something you haven't seen beautiful." ”

"No way, I don't believe anyone could be prettier than my mother! Not on TV! ”

Indeed, Dai Wei, as the existence of a mythical beast in a forum, is almost the perfect goddess in the hearts of countless men, and it is no longer enough to describe her by saying that she is beautiful, she is almost the embodiment of perfection. There are no scandals, no unspoken rules, no bad habits, and even the most senior paparazzi are too lazy to dig up news on her.

Of all the people the little girl could touch, there was indeed no one more beautiful than her mother, but it wasn't until she saw Dia who was quietly looking in at the door of her house......

The monkey master also spotted Dia, she was looking into the house from the window at the back of the villa, and a window above her head had been opened, and it was obvious that someone had gone up from it.

Seeing this scene, Master Monkey knew what these boring people were doing with his ass......

"Dia."

With such a snort, Dia, who was watching, turned around stiffly, laughed awkwardly, and then said incoherently: "I...... I'm me, I'm lost. Oh, what a coincidence, Brother Ichthyosaurus, you're here too, take me back. ”

Dia's appearance is used to seeing the monkey master, although she is beautiful, her IQ is not low, but her EQ is really not enough, so it's really boring to get along with her, except for selling cuteness and contacting her mother, her sense of presence is extremely thin.

Of course, looking at the entire universe, there is probably only the monkey master who can feel this way, after all, the star spirit is the dream lover of all human races in the universe, who deceived a star spirit is not offered to be a baby, where is there such a person who still dislikes the boredom of other people's star spirits?

Compared with the misfortune of the monkey master, the little Lori Bubu is only surprised, in her impression that the most beautiful woman in the world is her mother, but now the woman in front of her obviously burst her mother's blood.

"Tell me, who's in."

"No...... No one went in! Dia quickly shook her head: "I didn't see anything, Tana definitely wouldn't do such a thing." ”

"Tana, right?" The monkey flicked Dia's head: "You guys are really boring, come in." ”

It took a long time for little Lori Bubu to wake up from the shock, but after she came to her senses, she immediately began to have unprecedented hostility towards Dia, inexplicably hostile.

"No, I won't let it into my house! No! She's not allowed to come into my house! ”

The little arm can't twist the thigh, under the obscenity of the old bastard, the little bastard can't be stubborn, even if he is unhappy, he has no choice but to watch this old villain bring the beautiful woman into the house.

After entering the house, the monkey master just swept around with his eyes, and then inexplicably sat down by the curtain with a chair, turned on the TV and began to eat snacks without saying a word.

Dia looked very anxious when she saw his movements, and stood there and said, saying a lot of brainless things, but in the final analysis, she wanted the monkey master to leave his current position.

But the monkey master just didn't move no matter what, leaning on the recliner to eat snacks and watch TV, completely forgetful.

"Can you take me home, I'm lost."

The monkey squinted at Tana, who couldn't speak well...... Astral Spirits Lost? It's funny, a race that can be accurately located even across star regions, dimensions, and planes can get lost? It's really self-defeating.

"You're still on good terms."

The monkey finally didn't bother to watch Dia's performance, raised his foot and kicked it at the curtain, and then his foot touched a soft thing, and then a cry of pain came, and the curtain fluctuated, and then Tana rubbed her ass and walked out from behind the curtain......

"Ah...... Where am I? Why am I here? Why are you here? ”

"Reload." The monkey master snapped his fingers, and the little bastard Bubu obediently took out a bottle of her favorite yogurt from the refrigerator and put it in the monkey master's hand: "I'll see when you put it on." ”

Bubu looked at Tana in a daze and then turned to look at Dia, surprised to find that ...... Both of them are so beautiful.

"The one up there!" The monkey lord raised his head: "Get down!" ”

There was a sound of footsteps, and Ye Fei walked down the stairs with a stupid smile, embarrassed......

"It's fun, isn't it." The monkey master crossed Erlang's legs and drank yogurt: "What do you want to do?" ”

The little bastard Bubu looked at the new Ye Fei, then at Tana, and then at Dia, and suddenly found ...... The three of them are so beautiful!

I can't bear it! Absolutely unbearable! The little bastard's brain was running at high speed, she stared at the monkey master for a while, and then turned around the three beautiful aunts twice, and suddenly took up her little short legs and threw herself into the monkey master's arms, and shouted in a frightened tone: "Dad...... Don't you want me? ”――

I'm in a bad mood today...... (To be continued.) )