Two hundred, may the world be gentle
Father?
This crisp call made the atmosphere in the room suddenly weird, what are these girls doing here? Isn't it just to dig out some gossip about the monkey master?
You know, this guy has always been mysterious, and no one knows how many secrets he has. And it just so happens that one of the characteristics of human beings is the desire to write about the search for secrets, but the desire to read it as gossip.
They came to find the gossip of the monkey master, originally just to pass the free time after work, but now they touched the great white shark, this dad can be said to be shocking!
According to common sense, in fact, it is natural for the monkey master to be a father at this age, after all, he is in his thirties, what's wrong with being a father? But who is he? He is known as a big villain who is not close to women, hard-hearted, cold-faced and cold-hearted, such a villain actually has a daughter?
"Get out. Who's your dad. ”
The monkey master is simple, he doesn't care about hurting a little girl's heart at all, he picked it up and threw it aside, and then lifted Erlang's legs and lit a cigarette: "Look at the chicken feathers." ”
Right! Yeah! That's the attitude it should be. With such an attitude, it means that this little girl is not his daughter at all, she doesn't bother to explain, she doesn't bother to answer, and she doesn't even want to take a second look, this demeanor should be what this guy should have, that's right!
After confirming this, the three girls immediately began to fight haha and began to evacuate behind the door......
"Run for what?" The monkey master took a sip of the cold coffee on the table, then pursed his lips and shook his head: "You say, coffee is really the strangest thing in the world, the hot taste is good, and the ice is delicious, but this kind of lukewarm is even harder to swallow than ****." ”
Ye Fei and Tana glanced at each other, and Tana whispered, "It's scary to think about it." ”
"Yes......" Ye Fei nodded silently.
"Muttering a fart." The monkey master picked up the little radish head next to him who wanted to stealth and play a prank: "This little rabbit cub is not a fuel-efficient lamp, just don't believe what she says." ”
"I see." Tana looked Boo up and down a few times: "It's pretty good-looking, but you can tell it's a little bastard at a glance." ”
"Actually, I really think she's your daughter." Dia has always spoken directly: "The eyes are the same, but they can be bad or bad." ”
The monkey lord tilted his head and looked at Bubu: "Oh, I think so too, so one mountain can't accommodate two tigers, and I plan to sell her tomorrow." ”
Bubu tilted his head, although he didn't speak, his big eyes that could speak were full of disdain, and he didn't need to say much to express his disdain for the monkey master.
"Look! This look!! Ye Fei was very perceptive: "It's the same as you." ”
"Alright, let's talk. What's the matter with you guys coming here? ”
What can happen? It's gossip! But if you want to talk to the monkey master directly, it is inevitable to be beaten, so you have to think of a move.
"Oh, we're here for eight ......"
As soon as Dia was about to speak, Tana covered her mouth and Ye Fei stepped on her feet, these actions all fell in the eyes of the monkey master, and he smiled lightly: "Get out." ”
"Okay, let's get ......" Ye Fei walked out hand and foot: "Goodbye." ”
"Wait." The monkey master suddenly spoke: "Wait." ”
The three of them immediately stopped, waiting carefully for the will of the monkey master, and did not dare to make the slightest mistake...... It's sad to think about. Among these three people, one is a seed player who is likely to surpass the ghost to become the strongest ghost, one is the queen of another world, who has received various cold-blooded training since she was a child, and the other is a princess of one of the most powerful races in the universe, and a star spirit with fifteen-level potential at birth.
"I'll assign Tana and Dia a task."
"I'm going to work!" Dia shouted dissatisfiedly, "I just got a job." ”
"I'll do it after work!" Master Monkey couldn't help but say: "Tana needs to establish an intelligence network, this task is very important, it requires a large number of magicians, can you do it?" ”
"Hmm...... This one...... I'll give it a try. Tana was silent for a while: "What kind of intelligence network do you need?" ”
"It's like the KGB, an intelligence agency that integrates interrogation, infiltration, sabotage, investigation, and collection, and how can you arrange the intelligence network to do it yourself."
Tana thought for a moment: "A high degree of autonomy? ”
"Yes, only for me." The monkey snapped his fingers: "The first task is to get the guy in the glass box done." ”
"Okay."
The monkey master is very satisfied with Tana's cooperation, and it is conceivable that this ruthless queen will soon get a weird pleasure from this new identity, and then develop this intelligence system into a cool, handsome and cold-blooded intelligence agency similar to the central and military commanders, but this is also very good, otherwise you will always have to rely on others to provide information, and the initiative is in the hands of others, which is really a bit annoying.
"Dia, your mother asked you to intern with me, right?"
"Yes, yes, I've already started my internship! By the way, on my first day at work today, my boss is going to drive me to and from work. ”
"He wants to fall in love with you, ignore him." The monkey flicked the ashes of his cigarette: "Your internship task is to build a star spirit portal for me here!" Multiple portals need to be able to enter coordinates to reach other worlds. ”
"Ah...... I'm going to tell my mom about this, the authority of the Star Spirit Portal is very high. ”
"This is your task, you are not suitable for war, just honestly maintain the rear for me."
"Okay......"
The monkey master's eyes finally stopped on Ye Fei, and Ye Fei shrugged: "I'm almost too busy." ”
"I haven't spoken yet." The monkey master leaned back on the sofa: "You and Zhang Qun have to cooperate more with other things, Jian Gang can't count on it, she is suitable to go out and fight, don't let her participate in decision-making." ”
"You're really not going to take care of it, are you? Is it really good to just put all the blame on someone else? ”
"Isn't that what you've always wanted? Alright, I'm too lazy to bother with this. The monkey master pointed to the cloth next to him staring at the big-eyed and confused cloth: "Aren't I still going to work?" ”
Last fart shift, I just don't want to take care of things! But it is also conceivable that he may have leadership skills, but he will definitely not be a good leader, too self-indulgent and too freedom-seeking, but what can be done? His personality is like this, who can say no? And since he is willing to delegate power and divide the power there into different parts, it actually shows that he really doesn't mind that he has no real power.
In the current situation, how to say it, it is probably a happy thing for everyone. Everyone did what they wanted to do, Ye Fei gave him the right to control power if he wanted to get power, Tana liked to seek excitement and made her a spy leader, Zhang Qun wanted to have a sense of existence and gave him a house manager with a high sense of presence, and Dia gave her a free direction if she liked freedom.
It's a pity that there should have been a place here for Yu Qing, but no one expected Yu Qing to leave gently and skillfully when the matter came to an end.
After giving up all the rights, the monkey master waved them away, and then carried the shrunken cloth into the bathroom.
"Take a shower yourself!"
"Oh...... Good. ”
Seeing her pitiful appearance, Master Monkey suddenly couldn't help laughing: "What did you think just now, suddenly call me Dad?" ”
"I want to see you bullied by those beautiful grandma."
"They?" The monkey master patted Bubu's head: "The little girl doesn't have so many eyes, you are still too tender." ”
"I miss my mother...... Bubu suddenly raised his head and said to the monkey master after sitting in the fish tank nakedly, "She won't leave me alone before." ”
"Your mom doesn't want you anymore, you're too annoying."
The monkey master put a towel on Bubu's head: "After taking a bath, go to sleep for Lao Tzu." ”
Speaking of which, this four or five-year-old girl is really overage, she takes a bath alone, dresses alone, rolls into her room and turns off the light to sleep, not noisy or noisy. On the contrary, the monkey master lay in the guest room and looked at the lonely sky outside the window, stunned.
"Badass."
Suddenly, a timid voice pulled back the monkey master's three souls and seven spirits, he tilted his head to look at the door, only to find Bubu standing at the door wearing her little pajamas and holding a pink doll: "Will Mom really not want me anymore?" ”
"Well, no."
"Oh." Bubu's mood was instantly depressed, and then he silently turned back and walked to his room, saying as he walked: "If you see her, I will definitely be obedient in the future." ”
"Impossible, your dog can't change ****." The monkey master didn't mean to comfort the little girl at all: "Also, your acting skills are too exaggerated, don't keep thinking about deceiving adults, it's not beneficial, little rabbit." ”
"Hey, bastard. Spotted. Bubu snorted and jumped back to her room, but her voice stayed in the monkey's ear: "You're a bad person!" ”
"Don't talk to me with this, it's like a mosquito, it's annoying."
At what age can she use her mental power to materialize, which is also remarkable, but I'm afraid she will become a big villain when she grows up, right?
What is the greatest pleasure of this job, Monkey Ye thinks that it is not the beautiful little star...... Well, in fact, she is not a little star, and she is also a top superstar, but there is not much difference between her singing and the grass stage team in Master Monkey, so she can be regarded as a little star. The fun is not in her, but in this bad, bastard and weird little girl, this little girl is not only weird and bad, but also very cheap. In general, it's the type that knows it's not good and still desperately flirts.。 It just so happens that Master Monkey also belongs to this category......
The next morning, Dai Wei rushed back to film, saying that she was not in a hurry to have a child, it was really fake, but when she rushed home in a hurry, she found that her baby bump was watching cartoons while eating cold noodles with a bowl, and she finally breathed a long sigh of relief.
"Thank you."
The monkey master also sat on the sofa and watched the same cartoon as the little girl, and even watched it more seriously than this little girl, and also held a bowl of cold noodles in his hand.
"The noodles are in the pot, the soy milk is on the table, go get it yourself."
The attitude of the monkey master made Dai Wei stunned for a moment, where is this the attitude of housekeeping, this is clearly the attitude of the male host...... That's a little wrong.
But it's not right, it's not right, Dai Wei can't say anything, after all, it seems that this guy really seems to be able to cure his poor spoiled daughter.
"Can I get rid of you one thing?" When Dai Wei sat beside the monkey master and ate noodles elegantly, he whispered, "Can you take Bubu out to play?" She's never been out of this door when she's grown up. ”
Didn't make a fart! She has scourged all over the four miles and eight towns, and she has never been out yet...... In the end, it is the first time to be a mother, and she has no experience, so she can't see that her daughter is a demon king at all, except for being willful.
"What about you?"
"I ...... I have a charity dinner to prepare in the afternoon, so I can only trouble you. ”
"You're not done, it's just such a."
Dai smiled a little embarrassed, her eyes showed tiredness and smiled lightly: "It may be a bad thing for you, but for me it's work, there will be a lot of important guests tonight, and the agency named me to come over to participate." ”
"Your agency is a prostitute." Master Monkey sneered: "Who doesn't know what it means to let a little star like you accompany you." ”
This was too direct, which made Dai Wei feel a little embarrassed, so the atmosphere froze there for a while, and after a long time, she whispered, "I can handle it." ”
Speaking of which, these celebrities are also quite tired, the extent of their circle is known to the world, in the eyes of ordinary people, they are high-ranking stars, but in the eyes of those who are serious and powerful, they are not bullshit. Really, not even bullshit.
They went to accompany the so-called charity dinner, to put it bluntly, to be a vase, and what big guy really fancied, they were brave enough not to accompany? It goes without saying what to do with him, the monkey master really doesn't believe that Dai Wei can get out of the mud in this kind of swamp without staining.
Dye it, dye it, it has nothing to do with him, after all, people also have jobs......
"You say, if one of the big guys wants you to sleep with you, how will you deal with it?"
"I'm not going to sleep with you." Dai smiled and stood up: "In our business, you can't start, it's over at the beginning, if you don't get involved in that aspect all the time, it's actually just an ordinary job." Of course, there may not be so many people who praise it, but it's always good to take your time. ”
"You mean it's just about being pretty? Doesn't Guan Zhilin still have golf balls? ”
Mentioning this topic, Dai Wei glanced at the monkey master strangely, then shook his head and said, "I don't need so much money, and you didn't find out...... I've actually gotten angry all these years. ”
"Actually, I didn't pay much attention to you at all." The monkey master looked up and down at the star in front of him: "Will you sleep?" What to eat at noon? ”
"Don't eat, let me sleep for a while, yesterday was filming at one o'clock in the morning, and then I took the car back overnight, and I haven't slept yet."
"Okay, you're the boss, whatever you say."
Dai Wei said with a smile: "My boss doesn't have the prestige of your part-time job." I went to take a shower and rest, and in the evening I will come back and treat you to supper. Also got rid of today. ”
She staggered upstairs, and the monkey continued to sit on the sofa and watch TV, and at this time, the well-behaved little Lori who had not spoken suddenly said to the monkey master mysteriously: "Do you want to watch my mother take a bath?" ”
"Not interested."
"Really? I can help you, but you're going to give me the good! ”
"Get out!" Master Monkey pushed her face aside: "You are the most annoying dead child." ”
"My mom is beautiful! Don't you really watch it? ”
"What the are you going to do?"
Bubu rolled his eyes, and then said in an adult tone that even the monkey master was shocked: "What if...... If you can be with my mother, you will have someone to protect her. (To be continued.) )