278 Catch the thief
Lang Si shouted: "Enough! What's the use of saying this, everyone's money is gone, that's incredible, no one is a thief, so where does all of our money go? ”
The crowd blamed each other.
"Did you steal my money, I remember that you were so close to me all along."
"Damn! Do you doubt me? I'm still suspicious of you, you said it yourself, just the two of us have been together, my money is gone, I really can't think of anyone else besides you? I see you're a thief shouting to catch a thief! ”
Seeing the big guy's money disappearing, Yang Shan felt strange, he had already paid attention to the every move of the people around him, but he didn't find out when the thief started again, and he did it too fast, so rampant, he actually stole almost everyone's money.
Lang Si asked the chef boss: "Shop owner, can you be sure that the money was not stolen by a middle-aged person, then you must know who the thief is, otherwise how can you be so sure?" ”
That being said, at the moment, Lang Si doesn't think that the thief is middle-aged, because he has been entangled with the middle-aged man, and the big guy's money is missing at this time, and the middle-aged man has no contact with other people, so the probability of stealing money is not great.
The chef boss said: "I want to say that the middle-aged man is not a thief, obviously, he has been in contact with the slightly fat man, and you are chasing him, how can he have a chance to steal other people's things, I don't know who the thief is, I just want to say something fair." ”
Niu Cannon came over and said: "Shopkeeper, you have to know that middle-aged people have no chance to steal things, but it is entirely possible that he has accomplices, shopkeepers, everyone's money is gone, I don't know if your money is still there?" ”
This question, everyone was quiet, yes, everyone's money was lost, what about the shopkeeper's money?
The chef boss smiled and said, "My money? Hehe, I have no comment on whether I lost my money or not. ”
Someone doesn't want to.
"No! Why did we all lose our money, but you didn't? You are suspicious, take out all your pockets, and in your board room, we have to search it! ”
"That's right! I think you steal our money quietly! ”
Everyone, you and me, as soon as they agitated, they all shouted to search the chef's body and the board room.
But Yang Shirt thought it was inappropriate, he said to himself, I think, the real purpose of the thief is to steal the money of the chef boss, so he deliberately created such a mess and deceited people, everyone lost money, and they must be angry to search the chef's board room, but there are chef's belongings in the board room, which is far more than the money on everyone, and the real thief can fish in troubled waters.
The chef boss was a little flustered, and he said, "How can you do this!" They all ran away from my house, and I lost my things, which of you is responsible? ”
"Impossible, we all lost our money, can you not lose your money? There must be something wrong with why thieves only steal ours but not yours. ”
Everyone strongly demanded to check the chef's house, and now in the eyes of everyone, if the chef's house has no money, it is normal, and if the money is still there, it is abnormal.
"Let's stop talking nonsense and rush into the shopkeeper's house together!"
Some people coaxed, and everyone had the same opinion, the bee chrysalis was about to step into the prefabricated house, and the chef boss reached out to pull other people's clothes to prevent others from trespassing on private houses, but there were so many people, he pulled one or two people, and it didn't make a difference.
At this moment, Yang Yi stood in front of the door, made a stop gesture to everyone, and said sternly: "None of you can enter!" ”
Someone scolded: "What the hell little brat, get out of here!" ”
Lang Si rushed over and stood with Yang Shan, he thought the same as Yang Shan, thinking that there was a thief's trap here, he was born with a vicious appearance, plus he was hideous at the moment, he went to that station, there was still a certain deterrent to everyone, Lang Si scolded: "Who is going to scold my little nephew Lang Si again?" I'm going to bite you to death! Who farted just now! ”
Everyone did not rush to continue to move forward, they all stopped, the person who scolded Yang Yi just now was a very thin thin man, the thin man did not dare to admit it, but he changed the topic, he said: "You are so active in speaking for the shopkeeper, maybe, the two of you and the shopkeeper are in the same group, you lost the money on your body, it must be a fake loss, it is the shopkeeper's nursery!" ”
Yang Shirt snorted twice, staring at the thin man with sharp eyes, Yang Shirt said: "I think you have been inciting people's hearts, I don't know yet, it turns out that there are thieves stealing nurseries?" Oh, you know so much, it seems that you are quite professional, I think the real thief is you! ”
The thin man squeezed out of the crowd, turned out the pockets of his shirt and pants, and found nothing, he gritted his teeth and said, "Come and see, everyone come and see, am I a thief?" Heaven and earth can be seen, I am a thief, so why is your money not in my hands? ”
Niu Cannon came out and said: "Lao Lang, little goat, although we are in the same boat, I can't agree with the two of you, this thin old brother, what he said is very right, if he is a thief, then how can he have no money on him." ”
In order to prove his innocence, the thin man took off his shirt, shirt, shoes, socks, pants, all off, take off, take off, take off! However, there is still a pair of triangle red panties left.
The thin man crossed his waist and said confidently: "Come and see, Lao Tzu has stripped naked, and you can see it at a glance, although I still have a small pair of underwear, but it is impossible to hide money in this underwear, and you can see the clues from the outside, so I won't take it off, that big brother who looks quite horizontal, what else do you have to say!" ”
Lang Si had nothing to say, he looked at Yang Shan.
Yang Yi said: "You have taken off like this, what else can I say, but the money is not on you, but it does not prove that you are not a thief." ”
The thin man took the clothes and put them on, and said as he wore them: "Little young man, what you said is really interesting, it's simple, this is the most unreasonable opinion I have ever heard in this century, I have no money on me, but I can't prove that I am not a thief, is there such a strong argument, is there such a strong argument, is it possible that someone killed someone, and you also came to me, let me prove that I did not kill the person?" It's like if I have an alibi, but you say that although I have an alibi, it doesn't mean that I didn't kill the person! What is the reason of heaven! Tell me, what proof do you have that I killed the man? ”
Lang Si said categorically: "You really didn't kill anyone!" ”
The thin man said, "Look, young man, your uncle also said that I didn't kill people." ”
Yang Shirt said: "I just said that you were a thief, but I didn't say that you killed someone, do you still have a criminal record?" ”
"! Pure! What are you all? Little goat, you are usually quiet like a girl, how can you suddenly break out today, and you can express your opinions in front of so many people, you can't say anything," Niu Cannon interrupted between them, and said, "I said, thin man, where are you talking nonsense, do you know what silence is like gold, you are reasonable, don't talk nonsense!" ”
Lang Si said: "Niu Cannon, which side are you on?" How do you turn your elbow outward? ”
Niu Cannon said: "Lao Lang, of course I am on your side, but I am even more on the side of the overall situation and justice, you and the little goat are really unreasonable." ”
"That's it!" The others couldn't stand it anymore, and there was a commotion, "You two get out of the way, let's go to his house to see if there is any money we have?" ”
Lang Si wanted to come hard, and Yang Shirt said: "You can go to search the shopkeeper's house, to prove your innocence, you can only be searched, but you can't search randomly, if everyone breaks in, the real thief does something in the house, seamlessly, the shopkeeper can't wash it even if he jumps into the Yellow River!" ”
Niu Cannon was standing on Yang Shan's side at this time, and he said: "The little goat said this very well, if we all go in, the scene will be chaotic, if the thief is in the middle of us, in this way, the thief fishes in troubled waters, steals a lot of money, and escapes." ”
Lang Si didn't expect Yang Shirt to think very delicately, and he didn't talk at all, he was simply sharp, he couldn't help but say: "Good boy, you Uncle Lang I always thought that you were a stuffy oil bottle, but I didn't expect that at the critical moment, you could stand up and put it twice, okay, let's say, how can you convince everyone?" ”
The thin man also said at this time: "Little young man, it's not bad, it's true, if everyone breaks in, it's not clear, then you can tell me what to do?" ”
Yang Shirt said: "Search, you still have to search, you can't search if you don't search, but you can't go in all of them, then, I think, it's enough to go in two people, let two people go in and search, so it's okay." Shopkeeper, will you allow two people to come in and search your house? ”
The chef boss said: "In order to prove my innocence, of course I allow it, but I am afraid that the two people who go in are thieves, a gang, what if they steal my things?" When the time comes, the things are gone, and you all say that I am innocent, but my money is gone, and the two people who searched my house hid the money, and I have no evidence that they are thieves, so what should I do? Young man, do you think my concerns are justified? How do you solve this problem reasonably? ”
Yang Shi nodded, thought for a while, and said: "Uncle, what you said is very reasonable, so why don't you do it, after all, it's your house, you go in person, and watch another person search your house with your own eyes, and you can't stop it, how about this?" ”
The chef said: "Good is good, but my family's private money is money, and the big guy was stolen, and it is also money, and the money has no special mark, so I can't say that I haven't lost any money in my house, which means that I am a thief?" ”
Lang Si heard it reasonably, and said to Yang Shan: "I think the shopkeeper's home should be stolen just like us, but if the thief doesn't have time to steal it, then the money is still there, can it show that the shopkeeper has colluded with the thief?" ”
Yang Shi smiled, as if he was confident, and said, "Listen to me, as long as the shopkeeper and one of the people go to the house, all doubts will be solved, and the thief himself will admit that he is a thief." ”
As soon as these words came out, it was like a bomb falling from the sky and exploding in the crowd, everyone turned their heads to each other, obviously feeling incredible about Yang Shan's words, just like this, there was a thief confessing, so this means that the shopkeeper must be a thief?
The chef boss snorted, he heard Yang Yi also mean this, he said angrily: "Okay, I'll go to the house and watch which of you search hard, I see how the thief admits that he is a thief!" Little youth, you say, who's with me? ”
Yang Shirt said: "As for who is with you, then let me ask you, which of you is willing to go into the house with the shopkeeper?" ”
Most of the people volunteered, and they all rushed to the house to see if they had any money of their own and ran into the shopkeeper's house.
Yang Shirt said: "Since everyone wants to go, there must be a person to go in, it is better to surround me in the center, I put a bowl of water on the ground, put a stick on the water surface, turn in a circle, and finally the small wooden stick as a mark on whoever is the finger, whoever goes, how about it?" ”
It's not that this method can't be done, it's just a little weird, I don't know why this young man uses such a strange method to select people, but it can also be done, so everyone began to surround Yang shirts.
Yang Yi whispered to Lang Si: "Uncle Lang, you lend me your compass to use." ”
Lang Si looked at Yang Shirt suspiciously, not knowing what he was doing with his compass, but he didn't ask too much, handed it to him, and asked, "Do I also want to stand in a circle with them?" ”
Yang Yi took the compass in his hand, and said, "Yes, Uncle Lang, you also surround me with them." ”
The chef boss came into the house and brought a bowl of water out and handed it to Yang Shan, Yang Shi first put the compass on the ground, and then put the bowl of water on the compass, and the people in the four circles looked at Yang Shi inexplicably, especially the compass, the compass was a little weird, and I didn't know what it did.
I saw Yang Shirt break off a disposable chopsticks, put his fingers in the bowl to make it turn in a circle, the chopsticks were slower than a circle, and finally stopped, Yang Shirt said the rules in advance, the broken end, who pointed to, who was with the chef boss, and at this moment, the chopsticks that were cut off at the end of the chopsticks, the person referred to was the thin man.
The thin man couldn't help but laugh when he found that the chopsticks were referring to him, he seemed very willing to go, he said: "Okay, let it be fate, this is God's choice, okay, shopkeeper, let's go into your house and search together!" ”
The crowd dispersed, but the chef didn't say anything, and went into the house with the thin man.
Lang Si walked up to Yang Yi and asked in a low voice, "Little goat, what are you doing when you put the compass under the bowl?" ”
Yang Yi whispered: "Uncle Lang, I can't say anything now, for a while, when the thief is caught, I'll tell you in detail." ”
"Catch the thief? What do you mean, you can catch the thief? Who is the thief? Lang Si asked puzzled.
Yang Shi stared at the room intently and said, "Don't be anxious, Uncle Lang, you will know who the thief is in a while, in a while!" ”.