Seeing that the slightly fat person was about to kick the cow cannon, and at this time, an iron rod swung over, and before the slightly fat person kicked the body of the cow cannon, the iron rod smashed the slightly fat person's leg, and then, the slightly fat person yelled in pain with a bitter face, hugged his leg and fell to the ground.

This stick was beaten by Lang Si, he ran away just now, not to run away, but to see that the situation is not good, go to find a guy, Lang Si knew that Yang Shan, who was weak and couldn't help the wind, would be implicated here, so when he left, he beckoned Yang Shirt to go together.

Niu Cannon was overjoyed and said excitedly: "Lao Lang, great, I thought you ran away with your tail!" ”

Lang Si took back the stick and said to the middle-aged man: "This, what's the problem, you can say, start your hands, but it's too reckless, I, Lang Si, this person, admires the ancient great writer Sun Tzu, and was deeply influenced by his thoughts when he was a child, didn't he say that it is pleasant to have friends from afar!" ”

The slightly chubby person was holding his leg on the ground that was still very painful, and couldn't help laughing, that kind of painful and smiling expression really made people see it, very entangled, and the slightly chubby person smiled bitterly and said: "This brother, can you not be so funny, okay, I was born with a low laugh, don't tease me, hahahaha, oops, it hurts!" ”

Lang Si frowned, mentioning that he was sad, he apologized first, and said: "This, I hit you with a stick just now, and I was also in a hurry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, after apologizing, I want to get back to business, you said I teased you?" But I'm serious! ”

The middle-aged man said, "Seriously? The joke of opening an international world, you just said that it is pleasant to have friends from afar, this is what Sun Tzu said, who are you getting, do you think we have not been to school or what? ”

Lang Si said sincerely: "Didn't Sun Tzu say this?" Who said that? ”

The slightly chubby man stood up from the ground and said with a surprised expression, "Damn! You're really not pretending? This is what Confucius, Confucius, his old man said? You don't know? ”

Lang Si Oh nodded, he said: "It turned out that Confucius said, you are knowledgeable, you are the official history, mine is the wild history, I might as well tell you, many of my wise sayings are learned from my buddies around me, I really didn't go to school, I admire Sun Tzu more, I can't find the inventor of the wise sayings for a while, it's all on Sun Tzu's head, anyway, this is a good thing, it is estimated that Sun Tzu is under Jiuquan, and he won't blame me." ”

Niu Cannon laughed and said: "Let's just talk about it, let's all talk about it, we are all friends, in this way, both of you have been wronged, I have responsibility, we Langsi are also responsible, if he doesn't have to borrow the mouth of other people's grandsons, you won't laugh, you won't spray, I won't say cool words, everything is on my head, in this way, two brothers, I paid for your meal, and because we were spoiled for the meal, I also invited it together, how about it?" ”

"It's a lot of air!"

The slightly chubby people and the middle-aged people spoke in unison, and they both extended their thumbs to the cow cannon.

Lang Si nodded and said, "It's good to deal with it this way, cannon, you can do it, you still have the overall demeanor!" ”

Niu Cannon was said to be fluttering, and his face was arrogant, but he put his hand into his waist bag, his face changed greatly, and he was dumbfounded.

Lang Si looked at Niu Cannon's expression, and his heart was not good, he tried to ask: "Cannon, you are a little wrong, could it be that the money in your pocket is missing?" ”

Niu Cannon said with an earthy face: "He's a grandmother, Lao Lang, my money is gone, and it was stolen by someone!" ”

Everyone was in an uproar, because Niu Cannon was holding a pile of banknotes in his hand, which was obvious to everyone, but if he lost it, no one saw it, so much money, it had to be a big surprise.

Lang Si recalled the scene just now, the slightly fat people and the middle-aged people were making a fuss, everyone else was squeezing here, someone touched them, and the pickpocket should have shot in that chaotic situation, which made people defenseless.

"Who!" Niu Cannon looked at everyone, everyone looked at each other, Niu Cannon was red-eyed, stared at the big eyes and said, "Lao Tzu hates pickpockets the most special in his life, thieves!" Dare to steal in front of Lao Tzu in broad daylight, it is really an ambitious leopard guts! Now stand up and confess honestly, otherwise, Lao Tzu will forcibly search you! ”

Yang Shirt counted people around at this time, he found that a lot of people who sat here to eat just now were still here, obviously, the person who stole the things did not leave, Yang Shirt said, this is not easy to do, if one or two people go, then the person who left, must have fled because of weakness, the possibility of suspicion is high, and now no one has left, then the range of suspects is large, everyone is suspicious, Niu Cannon said to search their bodies, it is unlikely, even if they are searched, how can pickpockets still carry money on their bodies, The person who can easily take away so much money from the pocket of the cow cannon is definitely not a simple pickpocket, he must be an old man, and he can't tell where the money is hidden like a trick.

Lang Si was also angry, and finally couldn't hold himself back, knocked on the table with a stick, and said, "You're all here, it's good, I'm going to search your body now!" No one should not cooperate, don't blame me for being so direct, I will say it again, if you hand over the stolen money now, I will slap my chest and pack the ticket, and I will definitely let you go, and I will not blame you in the past, but if you are obsessed and do not come to your senses, and still have a fluke mentality to hide and not give, then, I will search your body and find out, and I will not beat you half to death, I am not surnamed Lang! ”

The slightly fat man said: "It's really an unexpected thing, I didn't expect there to be thieves this season, I'm very sorry, because the two of us are fighting, making the scene chaotic, giving the thief a chance, meal money, brother, you don't want to invite, I'll pay for it myself, and I'll give you the meal money by the way!" ”

Saying that, the slightly fat person wants to leave, and when he walks in front of the man who is both the boss and the chef, he has to pay for it.

Niu Cannon stepped forward to stop him, and he said, "How can this work, it's my fault, and I can still let you settle the bill?" "He pushes the slightly chubby guy.

"But what can you do, you lost your money, how can I be embarrassed to let you pay!" Slightly chubby people insist on giving money.

Lang Si felt a little strange, and he yelled: "You two stop!" ”

Niu Cannon and the slightly fat man were stunned, and no longer you and I pushed each other.

"Lao Lang? Are you too, and are you rushing to check out? Niu Cannon nodded and said, "Brother, you see, although I lost the money, I still have my good buddy, Langsi, the food money is paid by him, I will go back, and then give him the money, so convenient, you give it for me, it's too ugly, I want to ask you to sit down, it is estimated that it is more difficult." ”

Lang Si pointed to the slightly chubby man and said, "You, come here!" ”

Looking at Lang Si's serious expression, Niu Cannon felt that something was wrong, and hurriedly asked, "Lao Lang, why are you like this?" What happened? I don't blame this brother. ”

Lang Si said: "Cannon, it's not weird, I just feel that it's too special a coincidence, the two of them are making trouble like this, I feel like I'm acting, they deliberately create chaos, so that pickpockets have a chance, I suspect that he and the middle-aged man are accomplices!" ”

When the middle-aged man heard this, he became angry, scolded and sweared, he grinned, pointed to Lang Si's nose and said: "you, you don't pay Lao Tzu's money, and you especially frame Lao Tzu, how can Lao Tzu suffer this kind of wretchedness, Lao Tzu is out today, either you die, or you die!" ”

Hahaha! The slightly fat man really laughed low, he laughed and said: "Can you not say cold jokes like this, I can't help laughing, this is not good, do you know that it is embarrassing, hahaha......"

Lang Si's temper came up, he was a person, he was in a hurry, and he said that he would fight if he did it, and he would cut people with a machete, and at this time he was holding a stick, which was also saying that he was a trick.

I saw the waves running towards the middle-aged man in four strides, clasped with both hands, and the stick was thrown down from the air, smashing the middle-aged man's brain.

But the middle-aged man is not a sandbag for others to beat, let alone a fool who does not react, he takes a step to the left, thrilling dodge, the middle-aged man knows that his empty hands can not beat the fierce stick, so the middle-aged man escaped.

"Don't run!" Lang Si chased hard, raised it with both hands, the stick was raised again, and smashed it down, Lang Si's explosive power was also very strong, catching up with the middle-aged man, this stick smashed down, and the middle-aged man must not be able to dodge.

However, Lang Si's body felt a force suddenly pull him, the stick fell into the air again, and he couldn't run, and he realized that someone reached out from behind and grabbed his vest.

"Who?" Lang Si looked back angrily, but it was the owner and chef who made noodles.

The middle-aged man in front covered his head and found that he hadn't been hit by the stick, so he also looked back, couldn't help but be stunned, and stopped.

Lang Si glared and said, "What are you doing?" What are you holding me for? Do you think that I didn't give you money for food, and I want to cause trouble, make the scene bigger, and run away? ”

The chef shook his head and said, "I'm afraid that you hit the wrong person and let the real thief watch your jokes on the side." ”

These words can be heard by the chef boss, affirming that the middle-aged man is not a thief.

At this time, Yang Shirt sneaked around the crowd, carefully considering the subtleties of each person, he thought to himself, Uncle Lang suspected that the slightly fat person and the middle-aged man deliberately created chaos, and the pickpocket was in the same group, not without this possibility, the method of attacking the east and west is the consistent trick of the thief company, but looking at the slightly fat person seems to be really laughing low, he is not like a criminal, and the middle-aged man, there is no fat man spraying rice, and he will not make a big move, so the suspicion of the two of them, there is, but not big.

However, who is the real pickpocket is a headache, and Yang Shan didn't notice who was passing by Niu Cannon.

Lang Si pushed away the hand of the chef boss and said, "Listening to your tone, do you really believe that this middle-aged man didn't steal the money, or participated in stealing the money?" ”

The chef said, "Yes, he didn't steal the money, he didn't mean to create chaos, think about it, if no one sprays him with rice, will he make a fuss?" ”

The middle-aged man said to Lang Si: "Yes, yes, why don't you understand the truth that others can see?" You're going to hit me with a stick, but I've always been a victim, don't you understand? ”

"! Do you still dare to swear? Lang Si grabbed the collar of the chef boss and said, "Did you hear it, this rabbit cub dares to scold me, I want to beat him now, it's not because the money was stolen, it's because he scolded me, I want to retaliate with a tooth, do you still care?" I have to tell you in advance, you really have to care, I'm not afraid of one against two! ”

The chef patted Lang Si's hand and said with a smile: "Look at what you said, friend, I originally wanted to take care of it, but it seems that there is some complication between you, so I don't care, as long as you guarantee that you can pay for my loss, it's fine." ”

"No problem! I still have money! ”

While taking out the money, Lang Si glared at the middle-aged man and said, "After I give the money to the boss, see how good I look at you for a while!" When the time comes, you will regret it temporarily, and you will kneel and beg me to forgive you, I ...... I...... it! Lang Si's eyes widened, and he turned out all the pockets in his pockets, and there was not a dime.

"Damn!" Lang Si's face was also as pale as earth, and he was stunned and said, "I'm a good girl!" When I was obviously shouting that the money was lost, I stretched out my pocket to see if my money was there, but at that time my money was still in my pocket, I remember it clearly! ”

Immediately afterwards, among the crowd, some people were worried about digging their pockets, but they also found that their money was missing, and he shouted loudly: "! Lao Tzu's money is gone! ”

"it! My money is gone! Let's take a look, see if your money is still there? ”

"Damn! Gone! ”

At this moment, all the people's money was gone, and some people had poor psychological quality, so they sat down on the ground and cried, crying: "My money, who stole my poor money with a thousand knives!" This is my hard-earned money for several months, I want to go home to my son to marry his daughter-in-law's sedan chair money, you don't know how bad our customs are, the bride price of their woman is 200,000, my old life is about to get in, and I am about to get on the sedan chair ceremony, how can this suddenly be stolen from my hard money! I've borrowed everything I should have borrowed now, how should I go back to my children and my wife, and how should I explain to my in-laws! Woowoo woo ......"

"Uncle, your son is so unproductive? Marrying a daughter-in-law, do you still want to spend money? If you don't have money, you can't be ambitious and don't marry! Why, if the bride price is so high, the man won't marry, see who of them can have children! Boycott it, and the custom can be changed! ”

"Wind and cold, we women don't have your men, we still live well, our women marry your family, but it is equivalent to becoming a slave of your man's family, our woman's parents will raise us for nothing? I don't think it's enough for you to give 200,000 yuan, you must know that from now on, we will be helpless! ”2210