"Hahaha~~~ Do you know Ah Yu, he said at that time that I was the most beautiful scenery on campus, wow, the most beautiful! Ha~~~"

"It has to be the most beautiful! You are the most beautiful! You're first, you're second, I'm second! ……”

"Alas! I've found the most beautiful one, why do you want to leave? Huh! Because there's more to it than that! As he spoke, Dabao sang: "Ask the world, is this mountain the highest?" Or there may be another place higher than the sky......"

"A mountain is higher than a mountain~~~" Tian Xiaoyu also roared in a daze.

There were only a few beers left, and the two were drunk.

The drunken laughter and singing filled the small half of the playground, attracting frequent probes from students passing by for exercise.

"Ah Yu, you say, will we find true love in the future?! Will I get rich?! Is my husband handsome?! ”

"Yes, yes, no!" Tian Xiaoyu took a sip of wine, sat upright, and responded loudly.

"Huh? Yes? Dabao took a can of beer, poked his head in front of Tian Xiaoyu, and asked with a mouthful of wine: "Yes, or no?" ”

"Hmm...... You will find true love, you will be rich, but your husband is not handsome! Tian Xiaoyu said with a pair of big confused eyes.

"Hey! I hate it! Why isn't my husband handsome? I like to be handsome! Dabao patted Tian Xiaoyu's thigh and shouted.

"Hehe, I'm not handsome in my eyes, but you're handsome in my eyes! Chubby, black ......"

"Oh~~~ Then I'll just look handsome! Fat, secure, black, manly! I like it! Dabao shook his head and asked, "What is his family doing?" Why are you with me? ”

"Hey! His family has a big business! You're also a big businessman, you, haha, a strong combination! ”

"Wow! I'm also doing big ~~~ business! I'm so awesome! Ah Yu, do you worship me? ”

"Worship! Super ~~~ worship! ”

"Oh, woo woo~~~" Saying that, Dabao actually cried, "Then why did Wu Fan follow Shangguan Xinyue?" Didn't you come with me? Woo woo woo ~ ~~ "

"Hey! Man! If you say you will change clothes, you can change them! Don't care, don't care! Tian Xiaoyu raised his head and poured another sip of wine and said, "Shangguan Xinyue? Woo woo~~~ He also wants to take Zhu Yue, my Zhu Yue, away......"

"Huh? Hahaha~~~" Dabao smiled very pompously with tears and snot, "Huh! How can we sympathize with each other? Ah Yu, don't worry, men are like clothes, they should be changed! ”

"I don't change! I'm just this one man! I have to have a son with him!" No one will change! ”

"Ah, why don't you have a son?! So, what to do then? Let's get him back! Haha~~~"

"Hmm~~~ Grab it back, Dabao, help me get it back~~~"

While the two were drinking, they were crying and grabbing the ground.

Dabao half-leaned on Tian Xiaoyu's lap, humming a little song, while Tian Xiaoyu looked at the moon and stars in the sky in a daze.

Suddenly, a huge shadow pressed over.

Dabao looked up in confusion, and after a long time, he came back to his senses, straightened up and left Tian Xiaoyu's lap.

"Ah, Ah Yu! You're that, uh, who's ......."

Hearing Dabao's incoherent words, Tian Xiaoyu also straightened up, although his brain was blank, his eyes still widened to match the atmosphere.

The black giant shadow gradually pressed down, with a heavy anger, carefully distinguished, the black sky, the black surroundings, the black face, and the black eyebrows, twisted into two upward sharp blades.

Seeing this, Tian Xiaoyu's drunkenness was also suppressed to the point that it disappeared by a small half.

Who is this......

Tian Xiaoyu's eyes rolled, he didn't think about it for a long time, he looked at Dabao blankly, and muttered, "Who is this?" ”

"Huh? …… Are you drunk?! Isn't it, Fang Yu! Dabao said with wide eyes.

Fang Yu?

……

Fang Yu is?

……

Oh~~~

Ex-boyfriend!

Tian Xiaoyu finally came back to her senses, pouted and nodded heavily, and muttered to herself: "I remember, I remember, Fang Yu, ex-boyfriend ......"

"What ex-boyfriend?!" Fang Yu roared in a low voice, "Who the is your ex-boyfriend!" ”

Looking at Fang Yu in anger with great difficulty, Tian Xiaoyu lowered his head in disdain, staring at the beer in his hand in a daze.

Would like to take another sip.

Tian Xiaoyu raised his hand and was about to put the beer can close to his lips, when he was suddenly snatched and thrown into the grass in the corner.

Tian Xiaoyu stood up with a "pout", her body swayed, and finally stood firm, raising her head to look at Fang Yu.

"What are you doing?!"

"What am I doing? What are you doing here? One girl, no, two girls, getting drunk here! What it looks like! ”

"We, we're just having a drink or two!"

"A drink or two? I'm going to run out of two! ”

“……”

"That, ahem," Dabao, who was standing on the sidelines watching the battle, was a little silent, poked his head and interjected gently: "Two, calm down, calm down, sit down and talk slowly......"

Tian Xiaoyu and Fang Yu didn't speak, staring at each other, like two swords-rattling lions in the animal world.

After a long time, Fang Yu sighed lightly, turned his head to Dabao and said, "Give me the phone." ”

"Huh?" Dabao was also stunned, looking at Fang Yu in confusion, "What? ”

"Bring your phone."

Dabao, who caused the brain's reflex arc to grow exponentially because of the effect of alcohol, slowly took out his mobile phone and handed it to Fang Yu.

Although she didn't know what Fang Yu was going to do, his momentum really scared her.

also scared Tian Xiaoyu.

What's the situation......

I saw Fang Yu holding Dabao's mobile phone, and then dialed a call: "Hey? Zhu Haoran? I'm Fang Yu, we are in the northwest corner of the playground, Sang Qing is drunk, please send her back to the dormitory. ”

Yes, Dabao's name is Sang Qing.

Every time he shouted this name, Tian Xiaoyu strongly wanted to cross out the name of his household registration book! Change it to a more poetic one! A little more artistic! Name!

So Tian Xiaoyu called Sang Qing "Dabao", this nickname, and Tian Xiaoyu's own name, hey, it is really a match made in heaven!

……

After the phone call, Fang Yu returned the phone to Dabao and said to the two women who were still in a daze: "Sit down first!" ”

This roar startled Tian Xiaoyu and Dabao, and they slowly retreated and sat on the steps.

Fang Yu, on the other hand, bent down to clean up the mess in front of him.

Ten minutes later, Zhu Haoran hurried over.

looked at Fang Yu, who was standing upright, and Tian Xiaoyu and Dabao, who were sitting staggeringly, and didn't know what to say for a while.

Zhu Haoran walked up to Tian Xiaoyu's side, took Tian Xiaoyu's arm, and asked in a low voice, "What's wrong?" ”

When Tian Xiaoyu saw Zhu Haoran, it was as if she had seen a relative, her nose was sore, as if she was about to cry.

"Zhu Haoran, you, are you from the dormitory?" Tian Xiaoyu choked up and asked.

"Uh, yes, what's wrong?" Zhu Haoran was a little confused.

"Then, did Zhu Yue go back to the dormitory?"

"Uh......" Zhu Haoran just wanted to answer, but when he saw Fang Yu, who was even more angry when he heard this, he took two steps closer, and whispered in Tian Xiaoyu's ear: "No, no, you guys go back first!" ”

No? It's all at this point, Zhu Yue hasn't returned to the dormitory yet?!

Is this going to turn the sky upside down?!