Chapter 131: Babbling

The atmosphere at the moment is a little weird.

Tian Xiaoyu was angry with his teeth and claws, and his words did not match his words.

Dabao drunkenly leaned on Tian Xiaoyu's shoulder and hiccuped from time to time.

Zhu Haoran was grabbed by Tian Xiaoyu's arm, and was scorched by Fang Yu's eyes.

Fang Yu...... The face that was darker than the night......

"Send you back, Xiaoyu." Zhu Haoran shook the arm that was grabbed by Tian Xiaoyu and said to her, and then helped Tian Xiaoyu up.

"Don't bother with you, I'll just send her." Fang Yu stepped forward and slammed

Guo Tian Xiaoyu continued: "Please send Sang Qing back to the dormitory." ”

Zhu Haoran froze for a moment, then turned around and picked up the big treasure beside Tian Xiaoyu, "That's nature." ”

Then, without looking back, he helped Dabao to the door of the playground.

Tian Xiaoyu was groggy and wanted to break free of Fang Yu's hand and chase after Zhu Haoran, but he couldn't break free, muttering drunken words and drunken words, probably inseparable from Zhu Yue's words......

"You're enough of Tian Xiaoyu!" Fang Yu yelled in annoyance: "Don't get an inch! ”

"Huh? I...... Do I have to inch in? Hey hey ......"

Tian Xiaoyu looked up at Fang Yu with a smile, lowered it instantly, sighed heavily, and said, "Alas! Why did the two of us break up? After all, it's still a bad personality......

"Who the broke up with you?!"

"Oh, alas, don't curse...... Uncivilized! Uncivilized ...... The two of us just broke up, we broke up ten years ago! ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Not lightly drunk! Let's go, go back to the dormitory! ”

Fang Yu dragged Tian Xiaoyu forward.

"Alas! Who is drunk? I'm not drunk...... I'm telling you, the big secret! Huh, huh, don't pull me...... I can walk ...... myself."

Tian Xiaoyu bent over and finally broke free from Fang Yu's restraints, and staggered on the lawn, shaking his head and looking around as he walked.

"Hey, I'll tell you a big secret! Do you want to ......" Tian Xiaoyu put his index finger to his lips, "shhh......h

"Say." Fang Yu was pestled in front of Tian Xiaoyu like a god, and answered helplessly with a dark face.

Tian Xiaoyu approached Fang Yu and said, "I am a ...... who traveled back from the future."

"Fuck off!" Fang Yu couldn't help but curse again, grabbed Tian Xiaoyu and dragged him forward.

"Huh! Don't pull me! …… I'm a family man! …… A married woman...... We, we men and women don't kiss! ……”

Fang Yu stopped, raised his eyebrows and said, "There is a family and a room?!" Where's home, where is the room?! ”

"Zhu Yue! Where is he, where is home~~~" Tian Xiaoyu said and became aggrieved again, pouting and crying: "But he, he went to discuss the problem with the big beauty, uh, bad woman today...... Also math problems...... I can't be! Why don't you come and teach me! …… Woo......"

Fang Yu's hand became tighter and tighter, and his nails were almost embedded in Tian Xiaoyu's flesh, Tian Xiaoyu couldn't help but "hiss" in pain.

"Tian Xiaoyu, you're enough...... Don't challenge my bottom line again! Zhu Yue...... You've only known each other for a few days?! There's a home and a room?! ”

"Yikes!" Tian Xiaoyu said while trying to break Fang Yu's hand: "I have known him for more than seven years!" The seven-year itch has passed! Hey......"

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"Time flies...... We've all been apart for 10 years...... Alas! It's been eight years since Zhu Yue and I were together last time and you went to see me! …… I haven't seen each other for eight years, but I didn't expect to meet ten years ago...... Alas! That's......"

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Tian Xiaoyu, Tian Xiaoyu, I usually see you as harmless to humans and animals, but I underestimate you! Fang Yu sneered: "Look at you, even a split leg, you can find such a fresh and refined reason!" Tut-tut......"

"Who's splitting legs? …… Huh...... Who splits legs? Tsk, let's separate, do you still blame me? Hey, this, that's weird! ......" Tian Xiaoyu said a little angry, waved his big hand, staggered forward slowly, and said loudly: "If I hadn't been in love, alas, I would definitely do better than you!" ~~~ Hmph, you're going to break up with me if you're admitted...... I just don't like it! I just dislike those little fish! ……”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Full of nonsense! You better go back to the dorm room and sleep well! Fang Yu interrupted Tian Xiaoyu's nonsense, strode after her, and took her arm to walk towards the dormitory.

"Don't pull me! I'm going to say enough! Hum! Don't believe me? …… Don't believe me...... That...... Do you know what an English essay is for graduate school entrance examinations? ”

"What?"

In desperation, Fang Yu replied while continuing to pull Tian Xiaoyu's arm and walk forward.

"Hey...... You don't know, do you? …… I know! Be...... Chongqing hot pot! Ha ha! Chafing dish...... hotpot! You'll have to remember......"

"Remembered."

"Well, you can't just remember that, you have to remember, Chaffy Dish! …… Well, it's hot pot too! Quack, and chafing dish! …… Hey, I'm so knowledgeable! ……”

"Remembered."

"Hey, can't you drop the peeing cow pills...... juicy beef ball…… Spinach, spinach...... Hmm, snowflake beef? …… Huh, is that it? ”

Tian Xiaoyu stopped abruptly, with a puzzled expression, "Xuehua Fat Cow, I don't know how to write this word!" …… I forgot! ……”

Tian Xiaoyu's series of English words and drunken words caused passers-by to stop and look, and Fang Yu was a little annoyed.

"Tian Xiaoyu! You crazy woman! ”

"A soldier can be killed, but not humiliated! …… you can kill me but you can't fuck me! ”

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Fang Yu looked sideways at the passers-by covering their mouths and laughing at Tian Xiaoyu's disorganized English, shook off Tian Xiaoyu's arm, took two steps forward, turned around, stood in front of Tian Xiaoyu, and took Tian Xiaoyu on his back......

It caused another burst of laughter from passers-by......

"Hey! I don't want you to carry me! …… Put me down! ......" Tian Xiaoyu lay on Fang Yu's back, twisting his body and shouting.

"Shut up !!" Fang Yu yelled, startling Tian Xiaoyu to be silent for a while, and after a long time, he muttered, "Let me down...... People will misunderstand us......"

Fang Yu didn't speak, just ran towards the dormitory.

Turning one after another, Tian Xiaoyu's drowsy head became even more dizzy, and he couldn't speak if he wanted to, only retching for a while.

"Don't spit on me!" Fang Yu heard Tian Xiaoyu's retching sound and warned loudly.

Tian Xiaoyu closed her eyes, muttering in her mouth and not knowing what to say, suddenly trembling, "wow", and vomited......

"Holy! Tian Xiaoyu! ”

Fang Yu shouted loudly, stopped, threw Tian Xiaoyu down, and looked at the vomit on his shoulder, his face was already black, and it was not decently black......

Look at Tian Xiaoyu again, sitting on the steps on the side of the road, drooping his head, looking like a drunk......

"Ah~~~" Fang Yu shouted angrily, pinching his nose with one hand, and taking out a handkerchief from his pocket with the other hand to wipe the vomit mixed with peanuts and beer on his shoulder......

"Yo, who is this?"

Suddenly, a clear voice came, interrupting Fang Yu's inexhaustible rage......

Fang Yu turned around and saw Shangguan Xinyue and Zhu Yue standing side by side not far in front of him.

Sure enough, what are you afraid of, what are you coming......