"Ugly people make a lot of mistakes! looks like a sissy, handsome and paralyzed! ”

"Hehe, this is the most self-aware stupid beep I've ever seen, and I'm embarrassed to blow up the photo and say that I'm handsome? Who gave you the courage to brag about disgusting people here? ”

"The ugly guy upstairs is jealous! This is the most handsome author the old lady has ever seen, except for the autumn knife and fishing, you ugly people will only be so red that you will squirt feces all over your mouth! ”

"The front row confesses the angry god, my daughter, 19 years old, 1.56 meters tall, the cute girl of the avatar is me, if the god doesn't return to me, I also have long hair for you, if I don't marry you in this life, my long hair is not cut, the ancient Buddha is clear, and I comb the boudoir!"

……

Tang Jian refreshed the post, and got a strong sense of satisfaction in his heart, and his anger value began to increase rapidly, Tang Jian knew that there must be many male authors who were angered by themselves after reading this post, especially his author's pen name is called Anger, which makes people angry when they think about it!

Of course, this somewhat exaggerated anger value is estimated to be mostly contributed by Liu Zifeng's scumbag incident, after all, Liu Zifeng's scumbag incident has not subsided, and there is still a lot of uproar on Weibo.

"Huh? This confession of my girl's avatar is really a cute girl! Do you want to send a private message to her to get to know her and enhance the revolutionary friendship? ”

Tang Jian thought about it tangledly, and then sent a private message to the other party: "If your crush is a world garbage, drinking and jumping in nightclubs every night, exploring Momo 24 hours a day, and sleeping in a hotel more times a week than at home, are you still willing to wait?" ”

After a while, after receiving a private message from Tang Jian, the female author, who claimed to be a cute girl, suddenly looked excited, and almost fainted with excitement, thinking that Tang Jian was a platinum god with an annual income of more than several million, and thinking about the other party's handsome appearance that she had to kneel down, she couldn't hold back the joy in her heart!

However, looking at the content of Tang Jian's private message, she was a little confused.

What does that mean?

Do you want to test me if I'm sincere?

Thinking about it, she replied to Tang Jian's extremely numb words: "If you love someone, you must tolerate all his shortcomings, and I believe that I can also change these shortcomings!" ”

Witty as me, the girl waited for Tang Jian's reply with a look, and almost couldn't help but send her beautiful photos over to make the gods pay more attention to herself.

At this time, Tang Jian sent her a message back: "You lie! You don't love me at all, you just love my money, you covet me to be handsome, you are a woman who loves vanity! ”

The author of the "......" cute girl looked down, but he didn't expect to think about it, but he waited for such a piece of news!

Love vanity?

Where do you see that I love vanity!

Isn't my answer witty and flattering?

I couldn't help but feel a cloud of anger in my heart, in order to fight for her happiness again, she hurriedly typed and sent it to explain, only to find that the message had failed to be sent, and the other party had already pulled her into the blacklist!

"Holy!"

Rage +200......

Rage +230......

The girl can't help but burst into foul language!

……

Tang Jian looked at the avatar of the female author, and said disdainfully: "It's still a cute girl, do you think I'm a fool?" I'm afraid it's not a dead fat house who wants to cheat me into online dating and then cheat money! ”

Besides, even if you're a cute girl, so what?

Am I the kind of person who lacks cute girls?

After Tang Jian arrogantly blocked the other party, he began to brush the post and pull hatred crookedly, replying to the post from time to time, scolding those authors who sprayed more excessively, because the more fierce the other party sprayed, the smaller the other party's heart and eyes, and the easier it was to provide anger value when scolded!

If you provoke someone like this, you will be able to bring a lot of anger to yourself all day!

Of course, the premise is that you are also likely to be angry by the other party's remarks.

After a while, Tang Jian swiped the forum and was attracted by the title of a post!

"Traditional authors hold seminars to criticize and humiliate current online articles?"

Tang Jian looked at this gossip news curiously, and then said in surprise: "Wait, isn't this author association the same one that held the training summer camp today?" ”

Well? This is actually the fuse lit by that guy called chivalrous idiot!

For the author of "chivalrous idiot", Tang Jian was deeply impressed, because this author was scolded by him, and the website finally persuaded the first person of this traditional martial arts to sign a contract, and then he was pressed by his new book, and then he was scared, and it became a point where there is no self with him, and there is no him with himself.

In this way, after Tang Jian was nominated for promotion to the platinum god, the chivalrous idiot left the website angrily.

As a result, I didn't expect this guy to be in the Modu Authors Association, and other traditional authors, including chivalrous idiots, actually chose to hold such a seminar in the Modu Authors Association, which is obviously to do it in line with the online training launched by China Literature today!

In an instant, in this exposed post, many online writers began to scold the street, and a war between traditional authors and online writers began to start......

"It's a thing!"

Tang Jian was inexplicably a little excited, the traditional author and the current online author are tearing up, such a wonderful and interesting battle, wouldn't it be a waste of anger if he didn't participate in it?

It's too late to think about it!

Tang Jian hurriedly put on his shoes, took the mobile phone and the key to the hotel room, then locked the door and walked towards Li Jiajia and the others who were still eating, drinking and having fun in the hotel.

In the more luxurious and upscale hotels, one of the floors is covered by the website, and there are at least twenty tables in the lobby at this time, on which are a lot of dishes, snacks, fruits, drinks and some beer and wine.

Hundreds of authors who participated in the training are drawn out of the more potential existence of the street authors, every year the website launches this kind of training, the authors who sign up are tens of thousands, although these selected authors are also called the streets, but they can pretend to be good in front of those real streets.

After all, being able to participate in the training is enough for them to show off for a while!

At this time, Tang Jian walked in, and the beautiful and happy mood of many authors instantly became a little bad!

It felt like eating delicious food, and suddenly I saw half a fly, and the pus-like liquid in the fly's stomach was faintly flowing out.

Li Jiajia also looked over, and didn't know why this slut suddenly rushed over, and his face looked as if something bad had happened!

"He's not going to want to do things again, is he?"

Li Jiajia hurriedly walked over, and at this time, Tang Jian suddenly shouted at the throat: "Everyone else has hit the door, you can still eat, drink and Lazar so with peace of mind!" Do you know that the current group of traditional old fossil authors are criticizing and humiliating online articles in the Authors Association of the Demon Capital, if you are not a bad species, if you really love online articles, then follow me to fight that group of old people on the street now! ”