Li Jiajia walked back to the Authors' Association with a slightly wrong face, and Editor-in-Chief Li suddenly asked, "What about Tang Jian?" Is there anything wrong with his fingers? ”

Speaking of Tang Jian's fingers, Li Jiajia's face was a little unnatural, she secretly scolded the shameless slut in her heart, and then said: "It's okay, it's just a slight cramp and sprain, it won't take two days, and now he is still taking Chinese medicine in the clinic, so I'll come back first." ”

Editor-in-chief Li knew at a glance that Li Jiajia's face was not quite right, so it is estimated that these two people are in a mood, right?

Editor-in-chief Li didn't bother to ask about young people's affairs, he thought too much, thinking that Tang Jian and Li Jiajia had that kind of relationship.

……

At noon, Tang Jian didn't have a dinner with the big team, after all, he was really embarrassed to show up now, otherwise those authors would not have to mock him when they saw the Chinese herbs and gauze wrapped in his hands?

Speaking of which, Tang Jian regretted it a little, he grew so big, and finally pretended to be forced in front of so many people, but he became a fool afterwards!

"You can't make it over for the afternoon class?"

Li Jiajia came over with WeChat, and Tang Jian clicked on the voice and said: "You can't teach your son!" Those street thugs are eager to beat me up now, right? No matter how much I teach them, they won't listen! Besides, I earn hundreds of thousands of dollars per minute, how can I have so much time to teach these street lessons? ”

Hehe, you keep pretending!

If you put it on again, it's not as simple as finger cramps!

Li Jiajia grimaced at Tang Jian's avatar with disdain, thinking about the slut's cramped middle fingers, thinking about the conversation between this slut and the doctor in the clinic, her face couldn't help but be a little hot and red.

Although she hasn't experienced that kind of thing, as an editor, she has reviewed Xiao Huangwen's new book almost every day, plus hearsay, and she has watched that kind of small video with her roommates when she was in school, so thinking about Tang Jian's terrible middle finger and connotation dialogue, her face became hotter and hotter.

"Phew! Shameless! Rogue! Slut! Li Jiajia shook her head, threw all those unhealthy thoughts out of the clouds, then patted her face and walked back to eat a big meal.

This time, the author training summer camp is enough, these authors just pay for their own travel, eat and sleep are arranged by the website, and now this sumptuous lunch has made these authors forget the dissatisfaction when they were beaten and humiliated by Tang Jian before.

Everyone ate snacks and fruits and drank wine at the buffet, just like attending a party of local tyrants!

"Is that guy gone?" Someone turned around, and then they didn't find Tang Jian's figure.

"It's better not to be there, otherwise I'll be angry when I see him!"

"Hehe, that brain-dead seems to have cramps in his fingers, I guess I've pretended to be too much, and now I'm afraid of being laughed at!"

"Hand cramps? Haha, that's a real delight! ”

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At this time, Tang Jian was resting in the room of this hotel, although he did not participate in the dinner, but the lunch was no worse than these authors, after all, these authors eat the food and drinks provided by the website, and he paid for all kinds of luxurious and luxurious food supplements by himself!

Just now, the beautiful waitress personally fed him lunch, and it felt like heaven on earth!

Now that I think about it, Tang Jian's heart is not yet beautiful, and it is good to be rich! specially ordered the most expensive, and the young lady took pity on his injured hands and fed him.

"I should be exposed today, right?"

Tang Jian muttered, then opened the Longkong forum and took a look, and really found that someone had sent his handsome photos, which attracted the attention of many authors.

"Hey, I knew it was going to be like this!"

Tang Jian doesn't care, instead of doing things behind his back and not knowing when it will be exposed, it is better to be honest and honest, and he can also handsome the other party, which makes the other party even more angry.

"Hey, someone actually helped me scold these on the street!" In the past, all the posts related to themselves in this forum, basically except for the neutral melon-eating masses, the rest were basically scolding themselves and spraying their own comments, but today there are many people on their side, and then scold those who spray themselves!

At this time, it is better to show your face!

Thinking about it, Tang Jian used his two thumbs to tap the keyboard slowly, and then posted a post titled "I seem to see someone praising me for being handsome".

The content, naturally, is still cheap, and there is nothing to say-

"It is said that when I was born, my dad cried hoarsely for a month and a half, and he beat me to death and did not believe that I was a child inherited from his chromosomes.

Later, in order to prove her innocence, my mother took my father to the hospital for a paternity test, and the doctor cried when he saw me, wiped his nose and said go back, this is not your son, no one's, human beings can't give birth to such a handsome child......

At this time, a trainee nurse came over, then found a box of red ink, printed my fingerprints, and spread out the coiled hair at once, and muttered to me: Long hair is reserved for you, if you don't marry you in this life, don't cut your long hair, clear the ancient Buddha, comb yourself in the boudoir......

When I was 15 years old, I didn't dare to go to school, not that I didn't go to school, I didn't dare to go to kindergarten for a long time, the children's teachers and the principal of the kindergarten were crazy, and my face was swollen into a watermelon by a little girl.

When the CCTV Focus Interview program team came to interview me, the beautiful woman carrying the camera fainted three times, and the girl in charge of the transcript wrote Chinese into Italian and Spanish.

The United Nations earmarked a shelter for me to build atop Mount Everest in the Himalayas. I enjoyed true purity, the blue sky was so close to me, God was literally within reach.

Although it was pure, it was also extremely boring, and I stood on the top and shouted loudly: I'm not handsome!

Suddenly, God's voice came from heaven: No, you lie!

Ay...... When editing the content of this post, I envy the male authors in this forum, and if I could, I would also like to look as ugly as you, so that there won't be so many troubles! ”

At the end, Tang Jian also uploaded a handsome photo of himself with a melancholy face, and finally clicked on the post, quietly waiting for the pleasure of being sprayed......

"Mommy, oh, I'm going to cramp on both thumbs after typing so many words."

Tang Jian refreshed the post, sure enough, this can't be compared with Weibo, if you post Weibo, in the past few seconds, many people have posted comments early in the morning to grab the sofa.

Tang Jian muttered to himself again: "The effect of this Chinese medicine is awesome!" It's only been an hour, and now my middle finger doesn't hurt much. ”

Two minutes passed, and Tang Jian's post began to have a lot of comments popping up one after another!