297. When I think of you, I can't help but laugh.
"At the beginning of my heart, I want to eat that and buy it. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½ā
"The original heart, I want that, go buy it."
"Chuxinxin, do you think that head flower looks good......"
"The beginning of the heart, is that good-looking?"
"The beginning of the heart, oops, the boss said that this is a gouache that only came out this year."
In the face of the endless desire to buy, the only thing for the monkey master is to breathe a sigh of relief, and then buy and buy...... And then buy and buy. It didn't take long for the monkey master to carry things in his hands, and he was carrying a bag behind his back, and the bag was also full of various sissy supplies.
There is no difference from those other women, even the number one sword immortal in the world, the galloping desire to buy can't be controlled at all. And the poor monkey master was reduced to a mobile shelf, full of all kinds of strange things hanging up and down.
As for the tassels, she holds a cake in her left hand and an unnamed snack in her right hand, five shell necklaces around her neck, and six or seven beautiful glass bracelets on her wrists.
She and the monkey master don't have swords, they don't look like masters and apprentices at all, everyone thinks they are a couple, and the tassels look really cute, and they look like no one is jumping up and down when they walk.
Comparatively, the monkey master doesn't hate this feeling, after all, the tassels...... Right.
"Chuxin, in fact, the master told you, in addition to swordsmanship, talisman and body skills are also very important, how are you practicing?"
The monkey master made a gesture casually, and a spiritual fire burst out of his hand, and then dissipated: "Satisfied?" ā
"Hmm...... Yes, yes, I'm almost catching up with Master. The tassel rubbed the monkey's head like a dog: "Master wants to give you a reward!" ā
"No, I don't."
The monkey master hurriedly refused, the last time the tassel said that he would be rewarded for the fact that he bought him a necklace of cow bones, and the last reward was a meat bun full of fat......
So in her impression, there is no such thing as a normal gift, and if the monkey master doesn't refuse this time, it is likely that the tassel will give him a set of cold pancakes.
"But I don't understand one thing, what's the use of talismans? You haven't used it yourself. ā
Tassel smiled and stretched out his right hand: "Look, this is like a sword, you hold it!" ā
The monkey master held Tassel's hand, and Tassel raised his eyebrows: "Look, my sword is controlled by you, right, what should I do now?" ā
said that it was too late, and the monkey master didn't even have time to let go, the tassel's left hand suddenly came up, and then a breath of air exploded in his chest, and his body couldn't control it at all and was about to fly out.
"Lying ...... Grass ......"
The monkey master who was pulling the long sound was collapsed, but fortunately, he didn't fly two steps before he was pulled back by the tassel with both hands around his waist......
"Hahaha, see it, little fool."
The melon-eating crowd next to them who didn't know the truth was suddenly stuffed with a handful of dog food, and when they saw the virtue of these two people hugging each other, everyone pointed at them, saying that they were unethical.
"Let it go."
The monkey pushed the tassel, this state is too ugly, she herself is a head shorter than the dog master, and the appearance of holding the monkey master's waist with both hands is simply a little woman's coquettish appearance.
"Hahahaha, Master taught you, don't forget."
"Got it, got it...... Hurry up and let me go. ā
As a tassel who didn't know the ugliness at all, she didn't realize that she was handing out dog food to the onlookers, but she was enthusiastic to hold the monkey master and explain the use and benefits of the talisman.
In fact, when she was in the mountains, Tassel often taught the monkey master hand in hand, she had no concept of men and women, and the monkey master...... If it were an ordinary person, I'm afraid I would have made a mistake a long time ago, thanks to the fact that the monkey master doesn't have any need for sex.
"In fact, if the rune is cultivated to a certain level, it is not weaker than the sword technique." Tassel let go of his hand and took a bite of the cake: "So you can't take it lightly." ā
"Got it, got it......"
After strolling forward for a while, Tassel suddenly found that there were a bunch of people around there, and she was interested at that time, and even squeezed and drilled to the front row, and by the way, she also dragged the monkey master in.
After the monkey master got in, he found that this was a place to sell his art, a man sat on a rock, with a pillow of piano on his lap, he closed his eyes and gently stroked the piano, the sound of the piano was crisp, but it was very good.
However, the monkey master did not pay attention to the sound of his piano at all, but the dozens of small people around him who were cut out of ordinary white paper, and they danced to the sound of the piano. Or flip and jump, or hold a toothpick to lead the sword and dance. With the rotation of the piano, the villains also jumped back and forth with the sound of the piano, with a graceful posture and flexible posture.
The spectators next to him burst into applause and applause from time to time, and after the dance, the villains actually performed a stage play, and the monkey master, who has always had no artistic cells, actually understood that this is a Hamlet-like enmity play, in this era of extremely scarce amateur activities, such a small theater is simply not too eye-catching, and even the tassels are invisible.
"What kind of technology is this?"
"He's above the golden spike." Tassel leaned into the monkey's ear and whispered: "He uses the qin as a sword, and then uses the sword qi to guide these lifeless pieces of paper to make various movements. ā
Wow...... The monkey master also praised from the bottom of his heart, after all, he is now a member of the door, and he knows a lot about these things, and he can refine the sword qi to this extent, which means that the control of power has reached a level, judging from his movements calmly, even if it is not as good as the tassel, I am afraid that he is also a top master.
At the end of the song, the small pieces of paper stopped one after another, and the man slowly opened his eyes, clenched his fists and smiled. With the clanging of steel hammers, the top master kept bowing and thanking him, without the slightest shelf.
"Today's food is enough, and tomorrow we will see you there." He bent down and put the small pieces of silver in his pocket respectfully, his expression solemn, with a ceremonial piety: "Thank you. ā
Because the performance ended, people left one after another, leaving only the monkey master and tassel still standing there, the monkey master was a little embarrassed, but the tassel didn't know what he was thinking......
"Come back tomorrow." The man put the piano in the box, and then said to the tassel and the monkey with a smile: "If you like it, please remember to give some money to eat." ā
Tassel bent down and put the meatloaf that was going to be used for supper in his money box...... The monkey master is really embarrassed to see it, just give some money casually, give people cakes, what is this......
But the man didn't care at all, but smiled even more happily, he picked up the bag of cakes, put it in his mouth without disgust, and then bowed to the tassel with a respectful fist: "Thank you, girl." ā
At this moment, Master Monkey suddenly had a very good impression of this man! Really, the monkey master's likes and dislikes are very simple, this man is really not pretentious at all, he is obviously a top master, but he is neither humble nor arrogant to make money, that kind of calm and unhurried attitude, that kind of gratitude in his eyes, really...... This is the mentality that a top master should have, compared to the fake Liang Feifei, this man's realm doesn't know where it goes.
"You're here too...... Recruiting relatives in martial arts? ā
The monkey lord looked up at him and found that he was about thirty years old, although the clothes on his body were relatively old, but they were clean and tidy, with long hair hanging down to his waist, his appearance was fair, his eyes were bleak, and he showed a sense of desirelessness.
"I'm just traveling here, and I think it's a bit lively, so I'll stay for a few days. I didn't have any hobbies in my life, so I just wanted to have a good time, and seeing the various states of the world is also a kind of practice. He sorted out his things, put away the pieces of paper on the ground one by one, and then used a bag to collect all the garbage left by the people watching the excitement around him: "Day after day, year after year, from south to north, from east to west, every porridge, every meal, day and night, it is all a story." ā
The monkey master gave a thumbs up: "Your realm is high enough." ā
"I don't have any realm, but I have walked a little more, which is also a hobby." The man smiled back at the monkey master and the tassel and smiled: "It's you two, but the two Golden Spike Sword Immortals are playing in the world, which is rare." If you like, come back tomorrow and enjoy a few pieces of bread, and I will be able to drink some water and wine. ā
Handsome......
It's really handsome! Master Monkey really thinks that this old brother is very handsome, and he is light and refreshing, which makes people feel like a spring breeze...... Sure enough, there is no shortage of such comfortable people in any world.
"At the beginning of the heart, we invited him to a bar! I want to hear him tell a story. ā
The monkey touched his chin and nodded: "Not bad!" ā
After speaking, he shouted to the handsome guy in front of him who hadn't gone far: "The brother in front, please drink!" The best daughter is red. ā
"Just come."
The man responded happily, turned around and returned to the monkey master's side, carrying the piano on his back and disappearing.
"What do you want me to trade it for?" He smiled and said: "There is nothing in the world for nothing, since you invite me to drink, you naturally want to change me for something, say it." ā
"My eldest sister wants to ask you to tell a story."
"The story? I have a lot of them. He smiled heartily: "Get ready for the bar, where do you stay?" I'll go find you. ā
"The inn in front of you, the one with the lantern hanging in front of the house."
"See you in the evening."
He turned to leave again, and the monkey lord nodded, very much in recognition of this guy, but when he turned around, he found that Tassel was looking up at him.
"What are you looking at?"
"Actually, I found that my little beginner is not simple at all, and there seems to be something hidden in you."
Master Monkey smiled, stretched out his hand and rubbed his long fringed hair: "Don't ask so much, Lao Wu roast chicken is going to be sold, if you don't hurry up, you will have to queue up." ā
"That's right! Just go!!! ā
After buying roast chicken, buying cakes and buying two strings of sugar gourds, the tassel and the monkey slowly walked back, and as soon as they walked to the door of the inn, they found that the handsome long-haired guy was already standing at the door of the inn, and in front of him was the senior brother of Shushan.
Liang Feifei looked at him with a wary face, his expression was very serious, the sword behind his back was buzzing, and he was about to make a move if he didn't agree with him......
"This is not the place for you." Liang Feifei said coldly: "Hurry up, otherwise don't blame me for being rude." ā
"So where do I go?"
"Go where you need to go!"
"Where should I go?"
The monkey master and the tassel glanced at each other, and after stepping forward, he looked at the two people in front of him: "This is?" ā
"Oh, you're here. Looks like I'm still here a little early, greedy for a cup. ā
And after Liang Feifei heard his words, he looked at the monkey master in surprise: "Do you know him?" ā
"Ang, I met in the afternoon, what's wrong?"
"Qin Demon Duanmu." Liang Feifei looked at the man opposite with hatred: "He is ruthless and has killed countless people." ā
"Oh, double-tap Yoyo." The monkey master nodded, and then said to Duanmu: "Let's go, go in and talk about your ruthlessness." ā
"Okay, but it's worth a whole pot of wine."
"No problem!"
The monkey master entered with his front foot, Duanmu followed behind, and before entering the door, he glanced back at Liang Feifei: "Come together?" ā
Liang Feifei squinted his eyes and glanced at him and then at the monkey master, brushed his sleeves away, his face was pale. And the juniors and disciples who followed him also left with angry faces.
Duanmu stood in the doorway and watched them leave, then shrugged, turned and walked in.
Sitting in front of the monkey master, Duanmu put the piano aside, picked up a pot of freshly warmed wine and put it under his nose to smell it, nodded and smiled: "Good wine." ā
"That's good wine." The monkey master glanced at the tassel: "Who are you better with her?" ā
"She, I'm not her one-in-one." Duanmu didn't feel unwilling at all, but said calmly: "If you guess correctly, she should be the number one tassel Huayan in the world." ā
I'm ...... The tassel is actually a four-word name, and it's so good-sounding......
"Ah, I'm so ashamed......" Tassel covered his face with his hands: "I don't like Hua Yan, I'm so stupid." ā
Shame on you! As the most well-known sword immortal in the world, why are you so stupid, is this reasonable?
"It's an honor to see tassels in this kind of place. But what about you? Who are you? You don't belong here. I'm more interested in you. Duanmu put a peanut in his mouth: "Your eyes tell me that you don't belong here." ā
Master Monkey shook his head: "You don't have to care. ā
"Okay, drink."
"Say, your heart is ruthless."
"Then I'll add a portion of braised beef."
Master Monkey nodded: "No problem!" ā
A story is not long, but Duanmu tells it vividly, he is the only person in Sanxiu who has been promoted to the golden spike, and his weapon is a piano...... Of course, it's all visible here. And Liang Feifei's ruthlessness is another story, and this story is not short.
"...... of the year"
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I may have eaten a bad stomach, vomited and diarrhea, yesterday I looked like I was going to die, today is my mother's birthday, I slept at home for a day, and almost died. Life, ah, ah, ah, everyone, give me a monthly pass to support a wave, and this story will be very long, don't worry. Hahahahaha. (To be continued.) )