"Let me tell you, the last person who said that he didn't pick him up back then was strangled to death by me and thrown into the well. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

The monkey master drank wine and protested ridiculously, causing Duanmu to laugh, and after eating a few peanuts, he put down his chopsticks and took out a golden hairpin from his arms.

"Because of it, I wiped out four gang of horse thieves in one night, one thousand nine hundred and sixty-two, the oldest eighty, the youngest four years old, and no one alive."

The monkey master nodded, and then showed a puzzled look: "That's it...... Covered in blood? ”

That's it...... So much...... What...... Dot......

Even Duanmu was stunned, not to mention the tassel who was eating cakes and listening to stories next to him, two thousand people were small overnight, this was basically the destruction of a medium-sized town, and it was a mad murderer wherever it was placed, but there was actually a person in front of him who was full of doubts and felt disappreciative and said "That's it", what kind of mentality?

The monkey master stretched out his hands: "Two thousand people is really not much. ”

"Chuxin, let's not brag......" Tassel hugged the arm of the monkey master and looked at him distressedly: "Ten years in the mountains, it was the master who wronged you...... It's long overdue to bring you up and gain insight. ”

"You save it...... If you brought it out earlier, you lost it. ”

In fact, to be honest, what is 2,000 people in one night, what is the monkey master, his intelligence crisis a set of kinetic energy bullets salvo the 73,000-strong Japanese Pacific main fleet into the depths of the ocean, looking at those dying Japanese soldiers on the sea, the monkey master even personally ordered the robot to replenish the gun, can the treatment of the enemy be called cruel? And the horse thief and the golden hairpin are linked, and there will definitely be no incident.

Yes...... For example, if someone rapes the beloved girl of the monkey master first and then kills it, then he will not kill a few horse thieves to solve the problem, he will ask the whole world to accompany the funeral, this is the routine.

"You are actually a master and apprentice, I thought you were husband and wife, and I was still thinking about who is so capable of controlling the tassel Huayan."

The monkey master squinted at the tassel: "It's strange that she can get married." ”

"Chuxin, Master is going to be angry!"

Seeing the appearance of the master and apprentice, Duanmu laughed, raised his wine glass and drank it all in one gulp: "At the beginning, my master was a well-known antique, although his ability was not small, but I have never seen him show a smile. Mr. Tassel is very hearty, and you are also competitive as an apprentice, and you have become a golden spike at a few years old. ”

"You don't look much older than me, but you're better than me."

"Because I don't have anything to rely on." Duanmu shrugged his shoulders and said in a disdainful tone: "You must know that a murderous demon king like me will be hunted down by a decent family, and if they kill me, I can get a large piece of rice cake." ”

Convinced, Duanmu's words scolded those famous and decent people as rats while being modest, and the temperament of this old Jianghu really made the monkey master like it. Moreover, Duanmu is a little demon king when he dies in front of the monkey master, and the big demon king looks at the little demon king with a smile and says that he is the demon king, but it is also quite interesting.

"Why would you kill a horse thief for a golden hairpin, this golden hairpin is worthless, it's only thirty yuan."

Really...... Sure enough! The stupid axis of tassels asked the question that the monkey master was most worried about, these thirty articles are not the point at all, as long as it is a person, it can be seen, after all, although Duanmu looks a little girly, but his behavior is quite gentlemanly, and he doesn't speak like a sissy, and he definitely won't use a hairpin, so this hairpin must be a feminine product, right?

Linking the woman and the horse thief together, think about it with your ass and know what's going on, from this point of view, the tassel really hasn't communicated with people much, and the story is less heard than this, and the monkey has even made up a series of ghost animal **** pictures in his brain, okay.

Sure enough, Duanmu's expression became unnatural, and after he drank three glasses of wine in a row, he slowly spoke: "Fifteen years ago, when I was seventeen years old, I was practicing with Master in a small town in the south, and I fell in love with the daughter of a tofu shop owner, she was not very beautiful, far worse than Mr. Tassel, but she was the kindest person I have ever met, and this hairpin was a gift from me. ”

"And she gave this to the horse thief?"

The tassel problem made the monkey master cover his face in embarrassment, Duanmu didn't even dare to look at the tassel with his eyes, he could only look at the monkey master's bitter smile, really...... It's really a bitter laugh.,Maybe even a ronin like Duanmu who has traveled all over the world may not have seen such a cute old-timer.。

"The process is not needed, let's talk about it directly, otherwise she will have some moths again."

"Little brother, you insist on rubbing salt into my wounds." Duanmu shook his head helplessly: "Add another pot of daughter red!" ”

"Gaga Ga!"

Seeing the wine, Duanmu poured himself a glass: "Once I went with my master to cure evil spirits, and when I came back, I found that the town was actually ransacked by horse thieves when we left, and ten rooms and nine empty rooms. So I inquired around, and heard that it was a group of horse thieves who were wandering around, and they were plundering villages and towns, and they were all targeting food, money, and women. ”

After that, I followed the horse thieves' footsteps for seventeen hundred miles, and at last found their makeshift camp at dusk, when I went there and found that they were eating human flesh, or in their words, delicious mutton, and at the door of the stockade I found the head of Xiao Qi, which was almost dry. Do you know what it's like to kill two thousand people at the door? Their fence became their tomb, and I played it at the door of their stockade for two hours, and I only remember that the blood that flowed out at that time was pooled at my feet, and the smell of fish attracted the wolves in the mountains, and those wolves seemed to have spirituality, and the head wolf looked at me motionlessly, and after I nodded, it led more than a hundred wolves into the cottage with a long roar, and the sound of gnawing on corpses and bones rippled in the valley. Now that I think about it, I feel comfortable. ”

The monkey master narrowed his eyes: "Do you want to do another vote?" ”

"Huh?" Duanmu was stunned for a moment: "I have dealt with some horse thieves and bandits more or less over the years, but they are not on that scale." ”

"I know where there are brigades of horse thieves."

Tassel was stunned when he heard it next to him: "Chuxinxin, where did you know that?" ”

Who is Master Monkey? He is a top-level agent, how can the intelligence work not be in place, the information of those porters, boatmen, and dartmen, he has long understood the information of most of the map, and there is nothing he does not know about what is and what is going on.

Now that he heard Duanmu's story, the monkey master's lively nature immediately came up, if it was him, those horse thieves didn't provoke him, and he didn't have even the slightest interest in tossing. But now that Duanmu is here, it must be very interesting to toss!

And the large-scale horse thieves, there are no more around, but eight hundred kilometers away, there is a wave of great prey. It was a contested area between several small sects, and this wave of horse thieves was raised by one of the small sects to harass hostile forces, which felt the same as the US imperialism supporting terrorists to harass other countries.

As for whether those bandits and horse thieves did anything bad, if they didn't, how could they still be in the bandit world? The stories I heard from the boatmen who came from the south to the north were actually much more tragic than Duanmu's, so telling Duanmu these things would definitely lead him out of the first wave.

Sure enough, after the monkey master told Duanmu and Tassel the story from the boatman's mouth, Duanmu's eyes that had been careless suddenly lit up, and Tassel gritted his teeth and was filled with indignation.

"I'm going too!" The tassel jumped out first, and when he came out, he was going to follow the monkey master to suppress the bandits: "I'm very angry!" ”

"Go, go, but you can't say a word."

This has to be three chapters with the tassel first, otherwise with her character, she may be soft-hearted when she really sees such a tragic death, can she be soft-hearted about this kind of thing? Are you kidding, isn't it fun to be soft-hearted?

What are the principles of the monkey master? That is, under normal circumstances, he doesn't take pleasure in slaughtering, and he doesn't have to kill and is defenseless, but these years of repression really make his hands itch, and now he finally has a chance to indulge in release, which is going to be mixed by tassels, and he has to go crazy.

"Are you sure?" Duanmu also seemed to be interested, and the old grudges and the thirst for blood made him instantly change from that elegant man to a demon who exuded a crazy atmosphere from the bottom of his heart: "How many people? ”

"I heard that there are three or four thousand, the largest gang of horse thieves in the entire northwest." The monkey master grabbed a handful of peanuts and rubbed them into his mouth, and put one leg on the stool: "I heard that there are a few of us walking together." ”

"Peer." Qin Demon Duanmu's smile changed, becoming extremely cold: "Then look at how deep the water is in this peer." ”

Yeah! That's the look! That's the taste! The monkey lord nodded and said that this is the demeanor of a big devil, with a thirst for blood and a love for killing in his eyes, Liang Feifei is right, this guy is really a devil.

Suit somebody's palate! It's a wonderful person. The kind of people who kill all day long for the sake of killing, the grade is too low. And the kind that resolutely does not kill, and the fake can't. Only when this kind of interest comes, you might as well kill him upside down, and the demon who can turn him into an elegant scribe is an interesting person.

"After drinking, we'll hit the road!"

The monkey master licked his lips, and this action fell in Duanmu's eyes, which surprised him a little, but he didn't say a word, just smiled slightly, poured a glass of wine to himself, and drank it all.

The night is getting dark, tonight is a moonless night, the wind is a little cold, this kind of weather is literally made to kill. The Qin Demon stood on the roof and stretched out his hands to feel the cool breeze with a bloody mountain, and the corners of his mouth brought out a wicked smile.

"Let's go." The monkey master appeared from behind him with a sword on his back: "Let me see the Qin Demon." ”

"You're not simple." Seeing that the tassel was still changing clothes, Qin Mo turned his head and looked at the monkey master with a playful look: "If it weren't for the fact that the person standing next to you was Tassel Huayan, I definitely wouldn't believe that you only came out of the mountain this year." ”

"Huh? How so? ”

"You have a smell in you."

The monkey master subconsciously sniffed the armpits: "It's impossible for me to tell you, if I don't take a bath for a day, the tassel will have to pinch my ears." ”

"A murderous smell, this smell can't be pretended. I've seen crazy people, but I've never seen anyone as crazy as you, and you led me to the horse thief, I'm afraid for your own enjoyment. ”

Ah...... It's embarrassing, it's been discovered! This feeling is too uncomfortable.,But from the side, don't treat others as mentally retarded.,Even NPCs have IQs.,What's more, this is still a weather-beaten piano demon.,It's easy to want to be tasseled.,But like Meng'...... It's a bit hard, friend.

"I don't want to know your secrets, but I like you." Qin Demon smiled softly at the monkey master: "Having a friend like you is also a happy life." ”

"Hahahaha, it's the same, if I didn't like you, you would have been played to death by me a long time ago."

"I believe it." Qin Mo glanced at the far away side of the inn: "For example, Liang Feifei." ”

Clever! This force is too smart, really...... The monkey master didn't mention Liang Feifei to him at all, but he could clearly know his thoughts, and in retrospect, if there was a flaw in the past, it was probably the look in his eyes when he passed by Liang Feifei at the door in the afternoon.

It's as if he can see this guy through his eyes, and he can also see his thoughts through his eyes, such a person is really dangerous and fun, and it feels great, after all, it feels really bad to be soaked in the sea of stupidity all year round, it's really ......

Soon, the tassel also burst out of the room. And after the Qin Demon saw the tasseled spirit kite, his eyes could no longer be separated, and the monkey master shook his hand in front of his eyes: "It's not good to look at other people's masters like this?" ”

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Duanmu clenched his fists and confessed again and again: "I can really still see this legendary blade, and it is a little difficult to hold on." But little brother, you can actually say that the master is the same as a lady, but he is also capable, Duanmu admires. ”

Exercise! Counter-generals! Awesome, you win. The monkey master didn't speak, just silently gave Duanmu a thumbs up, and then the two looked at each other and laughed, but the tassel who didn't know it looked confused......

The way the Qin Demon flies is different from the Monkey Master, the Monkey Master thought that he would ride on the piano, and he also counted on laughing at him with his posture, but he didn't expect people to sit on the piano at all, the paper villain he used to perform before was actually his flying tool, those villains were connected end to end, left and right hand in hand to form a flying carpet-like thing, Duanmu sat on the top, holding the same wine gourd that the Monkey Master gave him in one hand, and holding a peanut in the other hand, leisurely and indifferent.

"Think about how angry Liang Feifei will be when he gets the news tomorrow, he can be called a civilian guardian." The monkey master lay on the sword and flew with Duanmu relatively still: "Are you going to do well?" ”

"Okay, it's also a beautiful thing to see that the senior brother of the Shushan faction hates me for not dying and can't do anything about me."

"You're not a good person."

"Neither are you."

And the tassel appeared in front of them in a flexible circle in the air: "What are you talking about?" ”

"We're talking about how beautiful you are." Master Monkey said casually: "Tassel Huayan deserves her name." ”

"I hate ......" Tassel rolled his eyes, and then suddenly accelerated, causing the monkey master and Qin Demon to eat the taillights.

Qin Mo glanced back at the monkey master: "You don't know the past of Tassel Huayan?" ”

"Huh? Can she still have a past? ”

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To tell the truth, I've been really sick for the past two days, those who say I'm playing with my ass, those who add my friends stand up, I haven't even been on the line, at least ten people can testify to me! (To be continued.) )