As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to pinch Xu Shilin's little face

Xu Shilin stretched out his hand to support the big hand that was pinched, he didn't have a hobby of being pinched by men.

Feeling the strength of the small hand in his hand feels very familiar to Xiong Kaishan, this is the feeling when he fights with a sworn enemy, obviously it is just a small arm the thickness of a hemp rod, but it has no less strength than his arm that can run a horse.

His eyes tightened slightly, and his eyes looking at Xu Shilin changed. The strength in his hands gradually increased.

"In you, I feel the smell of the urine of my old opponent, the pestilence monkey. ”

"Three inches?" Xu Shilin raised his bare eyebrows, the title of plague monkey reminded him of the monkey who defecated on the ground ten days ago, and he was furious when he thought about it.

"Ten Directions Frozen Demon Emperor Road, Great Ape King in the depths of the North Pole?"

"The big ape king of the fart, no more than three feet tall, Ding Ding is not as big as my little finger, three inches Ding, a plague monkey!" said and glanced at Xu Shilin's figure less than three feet with disdain, and his eyes fell on Xu Shilin's waist for a moment, pouting disdainfully.

"You say you are old opponents, what do you call them?" Xiong Kaishan's hand was big, Xu Shilin's slap was small, and he quietly added three points to the fingers he was holding, Xu Shilin asked lightly:

"I want to know my king!"

"There are poems to prove it!"

"First there is Pangu and then there is heaven,"

"Open the heavens with an axe. ”

"The phoenix wings soar across the north,"

"The Mighty Demon King Xiong Kaishan. ”

"That's right, I'm the Great Demon King Xiong Kaishan!"

Withdrew his hand and put it behind his back and rubbed his middle finger vigorously, and said indifferently on his face: "You can withstand my strength, and you have the breath of a plague monkey on your body, you little monk must not be a mortal, and you will not report your name?"

"Yangzhou Wuju Xie Yuan, disciple of Shushan, Xu Shilin of Qiantang!" Xu Shilin said lightly;

"Smack!" Li Bilian picked Xu Shilin up by the neck, put him on his knees, and beat his buttocks.

Bang bang

"You don't learn well at a young age, and you collude with stupid bears to deceive people. ”

Bang bang bang

"Let you Yangzhou martial arts Xie Yuan!"

Bang bang bang

"Let you be a disciple of Shushan!"

Bang bang

"I'll let you Xu Shilin! If your aunt doesn't break your little ass today, your aunt won't be surnamed Li!"

Xu Shilin's little face was flushed with anger, but he didn't dare to exert himself, compared to his strong strength, Li Bilian's body was as fragile as a porcelain doll, and if he couldn't control his strength a little when he struggled, he might hurt her, so how could he be willing to do this?

"Hahahaha"

Xiong Kaishan sat on the ground directly, pointing at Xu Shilin, who was pressed on his knees and spanking and struting, and even burst into tears.

Others didn't feel it, how could he not know how powerful this little bald donkey was, how could he be a weak person who could fight against the Great Ape King and still jump back alive? However, such a strong man was spanked by this little Terran girl on the lap, this joke can be laughed at for three hundred years.

"Hahahahaha"*6

Seeing that his own king was laughing, although he didn't know what the king was laughing at, the six fools of Phoenix Mountain still followed very wisely, sat on the ground together, stretched out his hand and pointed at Xu Shilin and laughed.

Xu Shilin's little face turned red, and he stared at the seven fools with angry eyes, intending to kill them with his eyes.

If this kind of ugly thing spreads, what face does he Xu Shilin have in the rivers and lakes, these seven fools must shut up.

"Two young ladies, I want to sue, it's this big brother who wants me to do this!" Xu Shilin shouted shamelessly, since there is no way to prove his identity, it is better to admit it for the time being, and when he grows up in the future, he will come out with his head, and then talk about it;

"Everything was arranged by this perverted bear, and he said that if I didn't do it, he would beat me!"

"Uh" was almost shocked by Xu Shilin's words, this kind of shameless words can even come out of the mouth of such a strong man?

"Pretending to be tender, selling cuteness, the master's face is about to be lost by him!"

"Brother Xiong!" Li Bilian and Hu Meiniang's colleagues shouted;

"Eh, Mei Niang girl, Bilian girl, misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding, Lao Xiong is not such a person, it's this little bald donkey who is pit me. ”

The second daughter pointed to the gate, "Brother Xiong, please leave mellowly!"

Seeing the second daughter staring at her with a sneer in her eyes, Xiong Kaishan glared at Xu Shilin fiercely, and smiled wryly: "I'll go, I'll go, don't be angry, sisters." ”

As he spoke, he slowly moved towards the door. At the same time, he glanced at the six fools.

The six big men who were sitting on the ground and pointing at Xu Shilin smirked saw the big brother's eyes coming, and immediately jumped up, divided into two columns at the door, neatly arranged, and shouted in unison, "Big brother, get out of the round!"

"The same goes for you six stupid ass!" Hu Meiniang raised her eyebrows

"Bears are never slaves!" X6

"Get out of your mother's ass, get out of here! Don't be angry, these six little rabbit cubs just don't need to clean up, I'll clean them up." Xiong Kaishan grinned, and the already small Confucian crown was even more crooked by half, which was extremely ridiculous.

"A generation of demon kings and bears are rare in the world to become like you. Xu Shilin secretly said to himself: "It's really embarrassing!"

"Big brother, don't talk about second brother, aren't you also a bear? A generation of strong people was spanked by a little woman on the lap, you are more glorious than me. I don't even bother to be in the same column as you. Xiong Kaishan raised his eyebrows, and grinned with a black face like Zhang Fei: "Don't be embarrassed here if you have the ability, let's go out and practice." ”

"I'm afraid I won't be able to hold back and kill you!" Xu Shilin raised his eyebrows.

"What are you two doing with your eyebrows and eyes, what the hell are you doing?" Li Bilian grabbed Xu Shilin's little face with both hands, and shouted at Xiong Kaishan:

"If you don't learn well at a young age, you can get out, Xiong Da, since you know him, take this kid away. ”

bang

The door closed, and Xu Shilin and Xiong Kaishan, who were thrown out, looked at each other, "Dog thief, dare to beat my precious daughter-in-law's idea!" Xu Shilin looked angrily

"Bah, a bald donkey dwarf who doesn't have any hair, and he also wants to marry a daughter-in-law? Xiong Kaishan said disdainfully: "Bald donkey, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have been thrown out without even reading the poem! ”

Saying that, he swept under Xu Shilin's waist, "Oh, I forgot, you haven't grown this kind of thing!"

"Stupid bear, you wait, I don't have time to pay attention to you now, I'll pluck your hair sooner or later!" Xu Shilin whispered, directly lay on the ground and rolled around, rubbed the dust, and returned to the front of the house with a sad face and shouted with a crying voice: "Little sister, the big bear bullied me, I don't want to go with him, he eats children." ”

"Shameless, you are really shameless. Your uncle is convinced. It's completely skinless and faceless!" Xiong Kaishan was dumbfounded; how could human beings be so shameless?