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I heard a knock at the door, and I was kicked open, and six swarthy men who were almost identical came in.

"You fools again?" Hu Meiniang's face turned angry.

"Hu Meiniang, have you figured it out?"

"We said a lot, we came here thousands of miles away just to marry you."

"Our king said that the king is king, don't talk nonsense, come and do it. ”

"Phoenix Mountain in the Northern Regions should not be humiliated!"

"The name is engraved on the Sansheng stone, and you will not marry in this life!"

"Dress that dead ghost in linen and wear filial piety, the boss is not unlucky!"

"Bears will never be slaves!"

Bang bang one of the five big men pressed one of them and beat him badly: "The king said, this most domineering sentence should be used in the most critical place." Whoever uses it indiscriminately will beat him, big brother, offended!"

"Hu Meiniang, you are not married yet, when will you stay?"

"You stupid!" Hu Meiniang's face turned angry, and her figure flashed away.

Bang bang

Six figures, with blue noses and swollen faces, were thrown at the door like stacked arhats.

"You five bastards, how could my aunt ever promise that stupid bear? Get out, get out, get out, if it weren't for that stupid bear saving my sister's life, you six stupid people would have been slaughtered by me and fed to the rabbits of Phoenix Mountain. Hu Mei's girly eyebrows were upside down; "Get out!"

"What's the situation?" Xu Shilin looked a little stunned, those six men looked like they were just a group of reckless men, but their actual cultivation was at least at the peak of their innate nature, their demeanor was synchronized, and their breaths were connected, they were clearly hexauplets brothers, and there was even a demonic aura in their breath. Not to mention one against six, even one-on-one, Hu Meiniang is by no means the opponent of this group of men.

But in the face of Hu Meiniang's attack, although these six men screamed in pain, they never made a move at all, and they didn't even dodge, allowing Hu Meiniang to beat them until their noses were blue and their faces were swollen.

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Li Bilian slapped Xu Shilin Guangyouyou's head: "Little fart kids, what do you care about so much!"

"Sister, that stupid bear has a life-saving grace for us, I know that my sister likes the gentleness and elegance of her husband, and now she wears a Confucian shirt to engage in poetry meetings, and she is elegant and elegant, causing a lot of jokes, and these six fools come to the house every day to harass her. It's hard for you. Thinking of the life-saving bear, Li Bilian was also a little crying and laughing.

The bear's name is Xiong Kaishan, it is the owner of Phoenix Mountain thousands of miles away in the Northern Regions, by chance, he came to Suzhou in the south, and happened to save Li Bilian and Hu Meiniang, who were collecting elixirs, knowing that Hu Meiniang was also the owner of a Phoenix Mountain.

This is this bear king, although he is a demon, he is not arrogant, three books and six hires, everything is complete. It's a seed of infatuation, and he never has to be strong on women. Knowing that Hu Meiniang likes to be gentle and elegant, she is a big man with the shape of Angzang, wearing a Confucian shirt, and she starts out, and she holds a poetry meeting when she has nothing to do, and she is elegant.

I still remember a good poem that Xiong Kaishan chanted in front of them

The sky is so big, the sea is blue, the charming girl is beautiful, and she is married to a bear to open the mountain.

"Mei Niang, Mei Niang, Xiao Sheng and I are polite, I thought of a good poem again, please taste it!" A figure with a height of two feet, a waist circumference of eight feet, a face like copper cast iron, and a beard like Zhang Fei jumped directly into the courtyard and shouted:

It's just that what makes people laugh is that this person is not his own armor god, but wearing a Confucian shirt, with a Xiucai crown and hat on his head, like a big bear, wearing floral clothes, the contrast is too great, shocking and dazzling.

"Brother Xiong, don't do this again, I won't promise you!" Hu Meiniang shook her head, "I have already decided to keep the festival for my husband in this life and this life, and I will never remarry." Brother Xiong, I know that you are a hero in your life, don't do this again. ”

"Sister Hu, it's not that the old bear doesn't know the etiquette, if you really marry that dead ghost, worship heaven and earth, enter the cave room, and you keep the festival for him, the old bear will only admire and never stop you. But you, a yellow flower girl, want to marry him after getting the news of his death, or be a little wife, wear linen and filial piety for him, and ruin your life. The old bear couldn't see it. Xiong Kaishan said in a deep voice:

If it weren't for the fact that he was dead, I would have beaten him up and asked him, "Why? Why do you torture people when you die?"

"What this big man said is reasonable!" Xu Shilin, who was on the side, hurriedly said: "That grandson is too bad!"

"Makes sense"

"Makes sense"

"Makes sense"

"Makes sense"

"Makes sense"

"Makes sense"

Six big men with blue noses and swollen faces stood behind Xu Shilin and shouted in turn:

"Stinky little monk, what nonsense are you talking about, what's the matter with you!" Li Bilian rubbed Xu Shilin's little face and rubbed it into various shapes: "You little bastard really looks like my brother when he was a kid at first glance." ”

"Shut up, you guys! Say one more word and get out of here!"

"Mei Niang, Lao Xiong I know that it is not appropriate for me to wear this body, and I also know that the poems I write are not good, those poor sours are laughing at me, but I don't care. Your life is hard enough, as long as you can make you happy, let me do whatever I want. ”

"Brother Xiong, don't say it, I only love Shilin in this life, and if he goes, I won't love him anymore! I am grateful for my eldest brother's life-saving grace and everything he has done for me, but it's just ......" Hu Meiniang shook her head, her eyes were as firm as a rock.

"What? You mean, your husband is Xu Shilin?" Xu Shilin grabbed Li Bilian's hand and asked in a trembling whisper, "You will keep festivals and filial piety for him again......

"Little monk, why are you still shaking?"

"My husband is talented and well-known, and he is the youngest person in the dynasty and the youngest Xie Yuan. ”

"It's a pity, as soon as he left, he never came back! He once promised me that he would be admitted to the top prize and let me eat the imperial dragon tooth rice!"

The words during the meal are still ringing in my ears, and the dishes and chopsticks on the main seat on the table have not been broken for three years. made Xu Shilin's body tremble again, and his heart was about to break.

"Bilian, haven't you seen it yet, I'm Xu Shilin, your brother, I'm not dead at all, who said I'm dead?"

"You bald little bastard, you really don't have a good mind, you dare to claim to be my husband when you know something from a few words?" Li Bilian angrily and funny rubbed Xu Shilin's little face into a ball shape for a while, and a cake shape for a while.

"Do you know what the first word my brother taught me when I was a child? Do you know what day my brother was admitted to Xiucai that year? Do you know when our family first ate yellow rice, and do you know what my brother's first gift was to me?"

Xu Shilin was silent, through the sporadic memory, he didn't know at all.

"You little thief bald, so big-minded, the old bear just wants to pursue Mei Niang, you little thief bald actually wants to pretend to be Xu Shilin and take all the two of them, you really are not a son of man, not a son of man!" Xiong Kaishan pointed at Xu Shilin and scolded: