314 Turn off the light
Seeing that the shopkeeper's mad dog teeth were about to bite the sect leader's thigh, but the shopkeeper's mouth, when it reached one and a half inches above the thigh meat, he couldn't bite it anymore, and the shopkeeper moved his head hard, but he still couldn't bite it.
It turned out that the sect leader had already grabbed the shopkeeper's hair.
"A dog! Get out of the way! ”
The sect leader grabbed the shopkeeper's hair and threw it to the side, and the shopkeeper flew over, really on all fours, and the fall was not light.
Lang Si was dumbfounded, he couldn't help but look at the sect leader with admiration, he said with emotion: "Little goat, it seems that we really underestimate the sect leader, the sect leader is really the sect leader, without a few brushes, it's really not good!" ”
Yang Shi nodded, "Really! Is! ”
The sect leader heard the words of Lang Si and Yang Shirt in his heart, and his arrogant posture reappeared, and this time, Lang Si no longer thought that he was pretending, because the facts were in front of him, but seeing the shopkeeper pounce on the sect leader again and again, the sect leader could easily deal with it, his body was like a light swallow, and he turned forward and backward, not losing the beautiful martial arts shots in the movie action blockbuster, and now it seems that the sect leader has become a bullfighter, the shopkeeper is a bull, and the sect leader is holding a red cloth, and he is very experienced in fighting the bull.
Yang Shirt and Lang Si looked at each other and smiled, both of them only hated that there was no popcorn in their hands, which was really a bit regrettable.
"That's right, Uncle Lang!" Yang Shan thought of an idea, he said, "This contest is really rare and exciting, why don't you pick up the mobile phone next to you and give it to me, I will open the video, record this paragraph, and when the time comes, it will be uploaded to the Internet, and the number of hits will exceed 10,000!" ”
Lang Si said: "This is a good idea, even if it is not uploaded on the Internet, the two of us will keep it as a souvenir, when we have nothing to do, take it out to appreciate and appreciate, and taste it aftertaste, it must be full of happiness!" ”
The light of the flashlight on the mobile phone was not turned off, Lang Si picked it up and gave it to Yang Shan, Yang Xie slid the screen, but prompted to ask for a password, this mobile phone belonged to Officer Fang, Yang Shirt asked loudly between the sect leader and the shop owner: "Uncle Fang, what is the password of your mobile phone, I want to use your mobile phone and record a video." ”
Officer Fang was about to fall asleep, he was tired and hurt, his heart was haggard, he was shouted by Yang Shan, and his consciousness came to his senses, he was unable to speak loudly, raised his hand, stretched out his fingers, and gestured to the password, two, two, three, two.
Yang Shirt nodded, turned on the mobile phone system, and was just about to record, but the battle was over.
As a result, the sect leader stood tall and stepped on the head of the shopkeeper.
"Crazy! Bite! The sect leader said proudly, "You think you can do rabid dogs, and I can't do anything about you?" I tell you, I am strong when I am strong! I, the sect leader, don't eat rice! ”
The shopkeeper was beaten back to his original form, he didn't learn to bark anymore, he was out of breath, it really took a lot of effort, he sighed, it seemed that he was also disappointed, his eyes were looking around aimlessly, and when he saw the sect leader's ass, his eyes lit up.
The sect leader haha, still getting carried away, he looked at Yang Shan and Langsi, and then at Officer Fang, he said: "The three of you, don't be afraid, keep your stomach in your heart!" No, no, no, it's wrong, put your heart in your stomach, with me, the leader of the Lala Sect, you can rest easy, if there are any difficulties, I will solve them, mountain! I'll move you! Water! I'll move you! You guys...... Yo yo! it! ”
At this time, the shopkeeper quietly touched a stone and threw it at the wound of the sect leader's buttocks, and in an instant, blood burst out from the wound and sprayed the shopkeeper's face.
"Yo Yo!" The sect leader lost his strength all over, covered his buttocks with both hands, poofed, fell sideways, and said with a bitter face: "You bad person, how can you throw it here!" You foul! ”
"Hahaha......" The shopkeeper tried to stand up, although he didn't have much strength now, but with this bit of strength, it was more than enough to beat two ordinary people, he stepped on the sect leader's ass with his foot and said, "Foul? Where are the rules? You think it's a boxing match! ”
The sect leader shouted the earth-shattering ghosts and gods.
The shopkeeper looked around and said, "All four of you are hanging, and I have all injured you!" He suddenly thought, no, he stared at Yang Yi and said, "I almost forgot, and you!" I bit one, stabbed one with a knife, stepped on one with my foot, but except for you! ”
Lang Si couldn't stand up, but he reached out and pulled Yang Yi behind him, and said, "You murderer, don't bully the small with the big!" He's only seventeen, so whatever you want, come to me! ”
Yang Shan couldn't care about timidity and fear now, he said: "Uncle Lang, he is a pervert, do you still want to hope that he can let me go?" Why don't I fight with him too! ”
The shopkeeper was indeed perverted, he said: "It's interesting, you can protect another person so disregarding your own life and death, brother, I think you like this young man, and you want to marry him?" ”
"Whew!" Lang Si felt disgusted, "I'm his uncle!" ”
The shopkeeper frowned: "Who's the mother?" Who's mom is his uncle? It turns out that your elders are already a bit messy! ”
Lang Si said, "You are so sick! I mean, I'm his uncle! You fucking pervert! ”
The shopkeeper felt insulted, and he said, "Since you care so much about this young man, then I have to torture this young man to make your heart even more uncomfortable, and then when you are uncomfortable, torture you again, make your heart break, and make your body collapse!" ”
As he spoke, the shopkeeper walked over to Lang Si and Yang Shan.
Yang Shirt saw that there was no other way, he could only wait for the opportunity to find a way, he quickly turned on the mobile phone system, pulled down the flashlight software and turned it off with one click.
In an instant, everything went black.
"Good boy, you play peek-a-boo with me too?" The shopkeeper laughed, "Don't you think there's no point in you playing this!" If you're going to attack me, can you hear exactly where I am? Even if you could, the time you snuck up on me was when I caught you, wasn't it? What are you waiting for, come here! Let me see if you have what it takes to make your uncle fall in love with you, I really want to open my eyes! ”
Lang Si said in the dark: "Can you stop saying such disgusting things, you keep thinking about this aspect, I think you are a man who likes men, right!" Oh, I understand, the reason why you killed your wife is not because she is stingy at all, not because she quit Lala, I think the most important reason is that you like men so much! And the object you like is your leader, Fat Goose! ”
The shopkeeper walked over to Langsi in the dark, and he said, "You will regret what you said!" ”