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Yang Shirt and Lang looked at each other in all directions, staring at the sect leader in a daze.
"Sect Master? I just looked at the appearance of your generation of grandmasters, why didn't you see you for two seconds, you became like this? "Lang Si is puzzled.
Yang Shan said: "Sect Master, you can't beat him? ”
The sect leader wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, snorted and said, "Have fun!" I'm here to make him three tricks! ”
As he spoke, the sect leader stood up and said solemnly, "It seems that I should use my true strength to deal with this Protestant, and I can't take it lightly anymore!" Nabs! Look at the moves! ”
The sect leader jumped in front of the shopkeeper several times, fists and feet, the shopkeeper was sincerely afraid, resisting and retreating, obviously the sect leader seized the opportunity.
"It's a beautiful move!" Lang Si couldn't help but praise the sect leader, "Little goat, I think the sect leader was really careless just now, and now the sect leader is completely serious, see that he has no power to suppress the shopkeeper at all!" This time, the shopkeeper is going to be completely defeated by the sect master! ”
"Move!"
The sect leader shouted, a beautiful forehead roundabout kick, kicked the shopkeeper's cheeks, the shopkeeper was so big and six thick body, he was kicked and fell to the ground, the shopkeeper was unwilling, got up, but then the sect leader kicked him in the face again, kicking him to his knees.
"You unproductive Lala!" The sect leader pressed the shopkeeper's leg so that he couldn't get up for a while, and the sect leader pointed to his face and said, "Lala has a very respectful attitude towards life, I don't know how the fat goose taught you, and you actually taught a murderer!" ”
The shopkeeper gasped and said, "My sect master's name, you are not qualified to say it!" ”
The sect leader snorted and said, "Brother! It's me the leader of the Lara Sect! The fat goose is a traitor to my Lala religion! He is a self-reliant portal, if you trace the roots, I am your ancestor! ”
The shopkeeper said viciously, "You? Are you still the leader of the Lala Sect? Do you deserve it? Do you have that ability? The real sect leader, only the fat goose is worthy, he is not a traitor to the Lala Sect, the reason why he left the root of the so-called Lala Sect is that you are not qualified for the position of the Lala Sect, you can only bring the Lala Sect worse and worse, and then let you continue to be incompetent! The Lala Sect will be left to disband! That's why the fat goose set up his own door and founded a new Lala religion, and his Lala religion is the real brand! ”
Listening to the conversation between the two of them, Lang Si said to Yang Shan: "Listening to this tone, it seems that the sect leader is not very proficient in the Lala Sect, obviously the Lala Sect was founded by the sect leader?" ”
Yang Shirt said: "This is a bit like, blue out of blue is better than blue!" The leader founded the Lala Sect, the theory he created, for others, no one's understanding is different, just like a photographer, took a picture, the photographer's understanding of the photo, must be the same as the understanding of others to see the work, can not be completely consistent, some people commented on the superb, so the work was sublimated, the Sect Leader's Lala Teaching, it is estimated that this is the truth. ”
"Fart!" The shopkeeper heard what Yang Shirt said to Lang Si, he looked over and said to Yang Shirt and Lang Si, "Your mouth is full of farts!" Who told you that Lala was founded by this incompetent man? ”
Lang Si looked at the sect leader and said, "It's what the sect leader said himself." ”
The shopkeeper laughed twice and said to the sect leader who was suppressing him: "You are really good at blowing, and you dare to tell others that you are the founder of the Lala Sect?" Why don't you tell them that you created the human race? ”
"Isn't the sect leader the creator of the Lala Sect?" Yang Shan muttered in his heart, he was really surprised.
The sect leader coughed twice, and he said, "I, the person, hate bragging the most, but there are some words, how to say them, that is...... The key is to understand, what I'm saying is that I have completely reformed the Lala religion, and I have created a new Lala religion, so I think, I'm not wrong, there's nothing wrong with it. ”
Lang Si looked at the sect leader with disdain, and said to Yang Shan: "These days, I really can't trust others easily, I Lang Si really thinks that the Lala Sect was founded by him, little goat, you have to beware of others in the future, you can't easily let others fool you!" ”
The shopkeeper said loudly: "I have been under the Fat Goose Sect Master for so long, and I have indeed met a few shameless disciples, but it is the first time I have seen such a shameless person as you!" ”
The sect leader pressed his leg down again and said, "You are already so virtuous, and you dare to be so crazy, Lao Tzu will crush you to death!" ”
The shopkeeper was pressed to the ground, and he said, "Don't push me! ”
As soon as he said this, Lang Si felt a faint pain in the tooth marks on his legs, and he said, "I'll go, this murderer, it's estimated that he will become a dog again!" ”
Yang Shan said worriedly: "Uncle Lang, I have a bad premonition!" ”
"What hunch?" Lang Si asked.
Yang Shirt said: "I think we are all going to die at the mouth of the shopkeeper!" ”
At this time, the sect leader raised his fist and hammered it on the head of the shopkeeper, and the sect leader said in the hammer: "What! You're at my feet now, what madness do you want to go out of here! ”
The shopkeeper didn't move, just let the sect leader hit him on the head, and after a while, the shopkeeper's voice was abnormal again, and Weng Weng got up.
"Damn!" The sect leader retracted his fists, "Listen to what you mean, have you changed back into a dog again?" Why, do you think you can still turn the sky? ”
The shopkeeper raised his head and shouted at the sect leader.
The sect leader was still holding him down with his feet, and the sect leader bent down to pick up a stone and said, "You have lost your mind and gone crazy again, and I have no choice but to stone you to death, so that you don't bite others and let others get rabies!" ”
The stone was patted down, and the shopkeeper's head was very flexible, a spirit dodged at the same time, a mouthful of bites on the stone, what is surprising is that the shopkeeper's teeth bite the stone straight to crack, this is really not ordinary ruthless, of course, the shopkeeper is not a mouthful of steel teeth, the stone was bitten at the same time, the shopkeeper was also full of blood, but this appearance, only to make people look stunned.
The sect leader hesitated for a moment, he thought that this stone was destined to end the life of the shopkeeper, but at this moment, the shopkeeper rolled to the side, out of the sect master's feet, the sect leader came back to his senses, picked up the stone, and chased after the shopkeeper.
But after the shopkeeper turned into a dog, his reaction speed was much faster than before, and he was caught off guard, and the shopkeeper counterattacked the sect leader.
"Something bad!" Lang Si, who was watching the battle not far away, saw the sect leader raise his foot to kick the shopkeeper, and couldn't help shouting, you know, the shopkeeper at this moment has become a mad dog, and he can only avoid him from afar, if he kicks him, he won't be bitten by him!
The situation in front of him was really as Lang Si expected, when the sect leader kicked the shopkeeper, the shopkeeper stretched out his mouth and bit the sect leader's thigh.