"You ...... Let's all come to dinner. ”

Ye Fei's eyes were strange, she was full of all kinds of curiosity about monkeys, because he was really the first man who could have physical contact with Jiangang's sister over the years, which was quite remarkable, and the people who did this before were all beaten to the hospital.

When eating, it looked calm, but as soon as Ye Fei turned around, the dinner table immediately turned into a battlefield. Sister Jiangang always wants to attack the monkey unexpectedly, but as long as she makes a move, the monkey can block perfectly whenever she wants, and even when he lowers his head to eat, he can dodge the thunderous blow of Jiangang's sister.

"How did you do that?"

Finally, after a series of confrontations, Jiangang's sister finally gave up the attack on the monkey and began to eat peacefully, but she still couldn't hold back her strong curiosity and took the initiative to ask the monkey why.

"It's a secret, want to know?" The monkey raised his eyebrows and beckoned to Jiangang's sister: "Come, come, come." ”

Sister Jiangang finally couldn't hold back her curiosity and came up, and the monkey was not funny and also leaned into her ear and said, "Sleep with uncle, uncle will tell you." ”

"Then I'd rather die." Jiangang's sister pouted: "Lao Tzu has no interest in men at all, and even if he does, he is definitely not a rotten thing like you." ”

"In my opinion, you're the. 20% off the night and get beer. ”

Ye Fei had already gone into the house and slept at this moment, and the fear and exhaustion of the night made her unable to even open her eyes at the moment. During the time she was sleeping, the monkey and Jiangang's sister didn't have any more conflicts, and from time to time they scolded each other to relieve boredom or something, and then sat on the sofa together and watched TV and scolded the bad programs on TV.

The feeling of spraying with Jiangang's sister is much better than that of spraying with Xiaohong, because the monkey admits that he really can't spray that weird artificial intelligence, but for Jiangang's sister, a little monster with muscles in his head, it is a crushing mouth cannon attack, which makes the monkey refreshed.

"I'm going to get rid of that guy tonight."

After watching TV well, Jiangang's sister suddenly popped out such a sentence: "But this time Lao Tzu may be arrested, if I am caught, you give Lao Tzu to stay away from the leaves." ”

"Can you handle it?"

"Then do you believe that I will kill you too?"

"Do you think you can do it?" The monkey stretched and took out a pack of unused new pants from his coat pocket: "Your bed is good, I'll take a shower and go to sleep, it's good that you didn't lose my pants, please come on if you want to kill me." ”

"You dare to sleep in Lao Tzu's bed and try it!"

Afterward...... The monkey really slept on Jiangang's sister's bed, covered with a quilt with a girl's body odor and slept very sweetly, not that Jiangang's sister agreed, but there was really nothing to do with this guy, even if he fell asleep, he could have his own god dodge function, and he couldn't touch his side at all, and the only one that hit him was the pillow that Jiangang's sister threw on the wall in a negative anger.

In the end, poor Jiangang's sister had to sleep all afternoon with the fragrant and soft leaf girl, and did not get up until nightfall.

When she woke up, the fragrant and soft leaf girl next to her was still asleep, and the experience of last night had exhausted her spirits too much, and it could be seen from her eye movements that she was having a nightmare.

Sister Jiangang kissed the leaf lightly, and walked to the bathroom in almost translucent pajamas and a pair of small pants as usual, but as soon as she opened the door, she saw a monkey squatting on the toilet with a women's magazine, and her face suddenly had a capital bewilderment.

"Damn, you're scared to death daddy."

"You're scared to death!" Jiangang's sister walked into the bathroom with a frown, ignoring the big monkey: "You use Lao Tzu's toothbrush!?" ”

"I don't know which one is yours." The monkey didn't raise his head: "Are you going to wipe my butt for me?" ”

Sister Jiangang gritted her teeth and walked out, the more she thought about it, the more angry she became, looking at the monkey's face, she had a fire of ignorance and karma, but the key thing was that the guy couldn't get rid of it, and after being invited by Ye Zi, he couldn't get rid of it.

Soon, though, her mood improved a lot, as she found ...... The monkey actually knows how to cook, not only can cook, but also cooks a good meal. She doesn't know how to cook, except for steaming sausages in a rice cooker, basically no other skills, although the fragrant and soft Ye girl knows a little, but it is limited to simple tricks such as fried meat with chili peppers and scrambled eggs with tomatoes, sometimes when Ye Fei is on duty, she can only go downstairs to buy some braised beef, steamed pork ribs and the like, always because of bad luck, there are three times without a fork, and the number of times the lack of seasoning packets is countless.

However, the monkey cooks the same with the ingredients in the refrigerator, but she insists on getting it, although I dare not say that it is full of color, flavor and shape, but the color and fragrance are absolutely fine, and the braised pork makes her eat out of the level of the hotel chef.

"You're going to do it again?"

"I can still let you have a son."

The 0.5 points that he had just added to the monkey were cleared again in an instant, and Jian Gang didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, so he just lowered his head to eat, and he was out of sight.

After eating, she found that the monkey was still secretly putting spices in the stew pot in the kitchen, and while he went to the balcony to smoke and watch the stars, Sister Jiangang opened the lid and found that there was actually a pigeon-like thing stewed inside, and the rich meat aroma also had a hint of sweet medicinal taste.

Because she couldn't help but take a sip secretly, she immediately reduced the braised pork that she had just regarded as delicious to ****, and this pot of soup immediately became the supreme delicacy in the world.

"Huh? You're hungry, I'll cook for you. ”

At this time, Miss Yezi's soft and glutinous voice came from behind, she rubbed her sleepy eyes, and looked a little haggard: "I'm sorry, I slept late." ”

"Come on, baby, there's something delicious." Sister Jiangang brought a bowl of pigeon soup for Miss Ye like a treasure: "Drink quickly, drink quickly." ”

Ye Fei took a sip of the bowl and looked at Sister Jiangang with some surprise: "You did it?" When will you be able to make such a good soup? ”

When others say this, eighty percent of them are going to be sprayed, but Miss Ye Zi said it, but Sister Jiangang scratched the back of her head very shyly: "I will definitely learn it for you in the future, this is made by that guy, and I don't know what materials are used......"

"Ginseng, angelica, gastrodia, pigeon. The Chinese medicine was stolen from the pharmacy, and the pigeons were raised by the one upstairs in you. The monkey appeared behind them unconsciously: "The fire lasted for an hour, the fire lasted for four hours, and only a little salt was put in, all depending on the taste of the ingredients." ”

"Ah......" Ye Fei paused, his expression stiffened: "It's Huahua......"

"Damn, well done!" Sister Jiangang finally praised the monkey once: "Lao Tzu is fed up with that dead pigeon, I will remember a little red flower for you." ”

Ye Fei stared at the pigeon soup in his hand, pouting, and his stomach was full of unhappiness.

"What is hypocrisy." The monkey stepped forward: "Let you drink it, why don't you have a brain with such a big chest, the old pigeon upstairs has a fart, I stole the pigeon from the vegetable market." ”

As soon as he heard that it was not the pigeon upstairs, Ye Fei suddenly became cheerful, and automatically ignored the fact that the monkey stole all materials...... It seemed to her that the monkey must have been teasing her.

But in fact, these things are really stolen, and the monkey spent an afternoon stealing all over the country, and even the street corner store was pulled out by him two packets of Oh Oh Milk Candy.

Although there is no culture, Jiangang's sister also knows that gastrodia pigeon soup is soothing to the nerves, and angelica and ginseng are qi-replenishing. Although he didn't say it, he still added 0.5 points to the monkey's sneak.

"Baby, I'll go out at night to run some errands, you're honestly at home, if this bastard wants to do anything to you, call me."

"What am I going to do, and she still has a chance to call you? You're not in a bad brain. The monkey washed his pants in the sink and said nonchalantly, "Get out of here, I see your head hurts." ”

Ye Fei looked at the two people arguing with a smile, I don't know why, when she experienced last night's incident, her mind was blank, but when the monkey suddenly appeared, she could feel an inexplicable sense of security. Although this guy is not normal no matter how she looks at it, she always feels that this person is a good person, really a good person, because even the powerful Jiangang can't bring her this sense of stability, especially when he boldly set fire to the police station, Ye Fei, who has always been honest, feels like there is a resentment gushing out in her heart, which is very comfortable.

"You come back early, you'll have to look for a job tomorrow." We can't afford rice. Ye Fei pursed her lips: "I don't know when I will be able to go back to work." ”

Jiangang's sister waved her hand impatiently: "I know, I know, isn't it just looking for a job, just go tomorrow." ”

After speaking, she seemed to think of something, and turned around and pointed at the monkey: "Either get out or pay the rent!" ”

"Isn't it just to pay the rent, but if I pay the rent, then I won't sleep alone, either you sleep with me or Xiaoye will sleep with me. Take your pick. ”

"Dreaming!" Sister Jiangang stared at the monkey coldly: "Don't expect it!" ”

"Jiangang, forget it. He also had no choice, and he had nowhere to go. Ye Fei waved his hand: "Just let him stay first, I'll squeeze it with you." It's not easy for him, as if he's looking for someone, but he hasn't found it yet. ”

"That's okay, I'll leave the matter of buying rice and vegetables to him, as well as water, electricity, and Internet bills."

"I'm your father?"

"Then get out."

The monkey let out a disdainful laugh from his mouth, but he didn't say anything to refuse, almost tacitly agreeing to what sounded like a reasonable request from Jian Gang.

As for what Ye Fei said, he didn't find anyone...... The monkey could only smile.