"I have an energy perception system on my plug-in device, and generally speaking, the ordinary people we see are all classified as first-level psionic fluctuations. According to the energy standard, the energy contained in humans is similar to that of most mammals, the energy contained in a hundred grams of people is about 600,000 joules, and the first-level spiritual energy fluctuations are based on an adult man of 80 kilograms. ”

"That'...... Are you saying that Jiangang's sister has three hundred and twenty kilograms? Impossible. ”

"You fart."

"Damn, you swear, I'm **** mouth!"

"The level of psionic energy fluctuations is calculated at the second level, and the energy contained in the second-level psionic fluctuations is ten times the cubic of the first-level psionic fluctuations. Level 3 is a quadratic multiple of ten in Level 2, and so on. ”

"...... I can't figure it out. ”

"With your IQ, I can't tell, but I can tell you that the power of a million-yield nuclear bomb explosion can reach level 11 psionic fluctuations in an instant."

"That'...... What is the maximum? ”

"Unknown, according to the data in U's database, there was once a fifteenth-level psionic energy fluctuation in a parallel time."

"Is that Monkey King?"

"According to the boring calculations of the engineers, even the Buddha is only a twelve-level spiritual energy fluctuation."

"I'm talking about Dragon Ball."

"That ......" Xiaohong actually muttered, "You're even more boring than those engineers." ”

"What about me, what about me? How much am I? The monkey asked with great interest: "Do I have a seventh-level eighth-level one, and Jiangang's sister was beaten by me at the fourth level and had no power to fight back." ”

According to Xiaohong's standards, a person like Sister Jiangang who can reach the fourth level of energy dissipation should already be a master, but the monkey feels that there is no pressure at all when he is ****, and he kicks her two heels, which is simply no pressure. It stands to reason that she would never release water on a monkey with her character, but she just felt no pressure.

"Sorry, level one. Although it would be a blow to tell you directly, as a qualified artificial intelligence, I have to say, you are just a piece of, hahahahaha. ”

"Get out! But in this way, she's basically the person we're looking for, right? ”

"It's almost certain that I've uploaded the data to headquarters." Xiaohong paused when she mentioned the headquarters: "The headquarters has not responded for the time being. ”

The monkey knew that this was an introductory exam, and if he couldn't figure it out, he wouldn't want to go back. Although it doesn't mean much to him whether he goes back or not, he is really very curious about his past, and a person who has no past is a rootless duckweed and very unstable.

With a long sigh, the monkey squatted in front of the drain and thought about it again, this time before Xiaohong sprayed him, he suddenly stood up excitedly, and really picked up a strange hair in his hand: "Found it!" I said it was impossible to leave nothing. ”

"Are you perverted? I'll just ask you if you are perverted or not! ”

"I'll guess whose it is." The monkey sat on the toilet and pinched the curly hair, squinting his eyes very attentively.

After about two minutes, he suddenly nodded heavily: "I think, this must be Ye Fei's!" Strange, doesn't Jiangang's sister shed hair? ”

"Your mind is beyond me, really. You're a complete psychopath. ”

Acquiescing to Xiaohong's title, the monkey surprisingly didn't answer, and after putting the strange hair in his pocket, he swaggered out of the toilet.

The situation outside made him a little confused, it was still Sister Jiangang who was persuading Ye Fei, but as soon as she soaked, it became Ye Fei persuading Sister Jiangang there, Sister Jiangang was murderous and wanted to find someone to settle accounts, Ye Fei hugged her waist and didn't let her go, her chest was flattened into a cake, which looked quite powerful.

"Look at what! Look at the eyeballs again! Sister Jiangang saw the monkey thief staring at Ye Fei's chest at first sight, she hurriedly covered Ye Fei's light point with her hand, and stared at the monkey viciously: "Do you want to die once?" ”

The monkey scratched his head, his body suddenly shrank down, and he came to Jian Gang's sister's side in an instant, Jian Gang didn't expect him to suddenly attack, and hurriedly raised his foot to kick, I have to say that Jian Gang's foot angle is tricky and ruthless, and ordinary people are kicked if they are either killed or injured, but the monkey has a puzzling pause in the process of acting. And it was this pause that allowed him to safely avoid Jiangang's sister's kick and successfully break into Jiangang's inner defense. But the monkey didn't attack Jiangang's sister, but just changed hands and pinched Ye Fei's chest.

"Come on, kill me."

Ye Fei covered her chest and her face was flushed, and Jiangang's sister was full of grief and anger at being cuckolded, her eyes were like knives scraping monkeys, and she hated him for not dying.

"Ahhhh......h Your eyes hurt me. The monkey exaggeratedly touched his body, and then walked up and pinched Jiangang's sister's face with laughter: "Little friend, do you want to stare at your uncle with your eyes?" ”

In fact, Jiangang's sister is also helpless, she doesn't want to copy the guy and go up to kill the **** in front of her, but she is really powerless, this guy is too evil, and his speed is not at all something that ordinary people can keep up with, but no matter how he attacks, he can accurately dodge, and as long as he breaks into his close-quarters short position, the stinky foot girl who makes people want to cut off must come over according to his face, and they all come up with the empty door. The hidden weapon is invalid, the fast attack is invalid, and the most annoying one can't even scold this bastard, can this game still be played?

"Alright...... Don't make a fuss. Ye Fei sat next to him with his chest crossed, looked at Jiangang's sister and said, "He saved me yesterday, if it weren't for him......"

"If it weren't for me, you'd be hard." The monkey put the hand that pinched Jiangang's sister's face under his nose and sniffed it, and said with a disgusted face: "Bah...... The smell of stinky feet is disgusting. ”

"Damn, I'll ignore you."

Ye Fei slowly stood up and dragged the monkey to the dining table again: "You wait first, I'll go and heat up the food for you." ”

As soon as she left, Jiangang's sister rushed to the monkey's side and grabbed him by the collar: "Who the hell are you!" ”

The monkey tilted his head and pinched Jiangang's sister's chest with both hands: "If you let me go, I'll let it go." ”

"Lao Tzu doesn't care about this, why are you approaching the leaves! What a purpose! ”

"It's not because you stole my clothes, I can't call the police if you stole my things?" The monkey pursed his lips, and then pulled the hood of Jiangang's sister a little with his fingers: "Dwarf oil...... Powdered powder. ”

"." Jiangang's sister angrily shook off the monkey, picked up the sofa cover from the sofa and draped it over herself: "Yezi is a good girl, let her go." Something is coming at me. ”

"That's right." The monkey stepped forward and put his arm around Jiangang's sister's shoulder: "Let's go, the balcony said." ”

Ye Fei poked her head out of the kitchen at this time, and actually found that the two people who were fighting just now actually walked shoulder to shoulder and walked to a place she couldn't see, which made her simple head full of question marks.

Five minutes later......

"Put your mother's fart, you fool me like a ****? It's still a parallel world, why don't you say that you can become an immortal. ”

"Damn, you think I believe it, who believes this kind of ****."

"Are you sick? You don't believe it, you're here to fool me? Don't tell me, you're insulting my IQ, you know? ”

"Believe it or not." The monkey sighed, "I can't make you believe it. ”

As he spoke, Ye Fei poked his head out from behind the door and glanced at the monkey and Jian Gang who were talking cordially strangely, his expression was very strange, as if he had seen something extraordinary.

She has known Jiangang for fifteen years since she met her, and the two of them have been classmates since elementary school, junior high school, and high school...... That's right, it's four days, and four days later, Jiangang showed up in the supermarket of their university as a cashier.

People who are not familiar with Jiangang may think that she is a sweet-looking, fresh and lovely little beauty, but people like Ye Fei who know her well know that Jiangang's sister, who is so cute in people's mouths, is a monster.

It's not just a weird personality, she's a monster herself. Because no matter what kind of injury she has suffered, it only takes a few hours to fully recover, when she was in elementary school, she took Ye Fei to play on the construction site, fell from the unfinished building and was pierced by steel through her abdomen and came out of her chest, and that was the first time Ye Fei could remember wetting her pants.

But when Ye Fei found an adult, the sister Jiangang who was skewered on the steel bar like a mutton skewer was actually fighting with a wild dog like no one.

Later, when they went out to play together in high school, they encountered someone robbing, Jiangang's sister rushed up to act bravely, and was surrounded by a gang and stabbed more than 40 times, but Ye Fei called the police and waited until the police uncle came, where was there any wound on Jiangang's sister, and the rest of the audience was a criminal gang lying on the ground.

Another time, she actually fell asleep on the roof of the ninth floor while drying her clothes, and then rolled down like this, the ninth floor...... After landing, there was a shock, but when Ye Fei went down to look, she was rubbing the **** on her body with a leaf underneath.

Is it a monster? That's right, this guy is a monster. In the past fifteen years, she has fought countless times, and today is the only time Ye Fei has seen her defeated, no one has ever won against her, really...... Never, no matter what kind of Sanda Champion, Street Fighter or veteran hooligan is, there is no one who can be her match, let alone someone who can kick her in the face.

Looking at them now, something seems wrong. Could it be ...... Jiangang's sister was kicked out of her feelings?